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Spike The Wedding Photographer
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Spike The Wedding Photographer

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November 30, 2022 | 00:13:07 | Leisure

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I am this close to getting that key lime pie made.

00:02:08 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 1:

Oh, wait, what is the update here?

00:02:10 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 8:

Well, I have been trying to track down because I know he won't do it for me because of the way that we said that we're going to do this thing. Yesterday on the show, Spike talked about how his girlfriend is jealous over the fact that there was a key lime pie that was made that Spike had called and now he'll never do it ever again. He'll never say this ever again about food knowing that his girlfriend is not jealous about anything other than people cooking food for Spike. The key lime pie lady, I'm going to try to get a pie made from her and then I want Spike's girlfriend Megan to make her key lime pie and then I want to do a blind taste test with Spike and have Spike tell us which key lime pie is the best and then the best one wins and god help you it better be megan's well they uh they reached out

00:02:59 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 2:

to me again last night i think she heard about the conversation on the air the the other woman because they um they asked me to host the charity event again so i'm like well how can i say no what was the charity again um it's so if you ever heard of uh you you know uh our old producer Jen Sawala, who was an intern for us and now runs an executive producer for Ryan Seacrest and all his radio productions and everything. But her sister, Rachel, has a great organization called Can't Make a Dream. Yes. And they do amazing stuff for kids, but they have this dinner that's just a wonderful fundraiser in Rochester every year.

00:03:40 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 8:

And the Keyline Pie Lady was the one that was chairing that dinner, right?

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Yes, and she did a great job with her family of putting this whole thing together.

00:03:47 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 1:

Is this the one that was at the Silver Spoon?

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Yes.

00:03:49 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 1:

I just went there for the first time a couple of months ago.

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Isn't that great?

00:03:52 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 1:

It's seriously fabulous. Yeah.

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And so they're doing it again in the spring. Okay. So they already reached out and asked me to host.

00:03:59 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 8:

What was it like yesterday when you got home after the conversation on the air?

00:04:03 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 2:

We had already had the whole conversation, so there wasn't too much tension because I already strongly and proudly declared that my girlfriend makes way better key lime pie than any other key lime pie woman in the past.

00:04:17 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 1:

Key lime pie woman. Doesn't sound like you're trying to save yourself at all.

00:04:23 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 2:

Well, it's funny because I want to be kind to Tricia who did that whole charity event because she really does make great pies and she really...

00:04:30 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 8:

So then why did you say that was the best pie I've ever put in my mouth?

00:04:36 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 2:

That was before I ever had a key lime pie made by Meg. Meg loves to cook, loves to bake. I didn't realize she also made key lime pies.

00:04:48 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 8:

You know what I love about this? Yeah. How slow Spike is talking. He is everywhere before it comes out.

00:04:55 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 2:

Secretly, I think Mojo walked away from this building yesterday, bummed out that I wasn't in the- the doghouse. He's taking round two now to try and get me in trouble. Spike's in hell. And I'm sweating over here because I don't want to cut off the one most joyful thing in my life, which is when Meg cooks for me. Spike mistaken. I haven't cooked for myself in maybe like three months. I don't want to have to make my own lunch.

00:05:22 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 3:

So when are we getting the pies? Is the question.

00:05:25 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 1:

I want to do this. I want to try to do this within the next a week because this is where we've got to wrap it all up with a radio bow. You know what I mean? You've got to have a good moment like that. Then we can do that and maybe we can raise some money too for that charity for Can't Make a Dream Again. We can do something kind of cool. We should do a pie-off too. That would be amazing. Could you imagine? We can turn this into something really big. For us. This could be.

00:05:52 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 3:

For us to get pie-off.

00:05:54 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 1:

I love any time that we can actually help out charity, but I love even more anytime that I'm not the one that's sweating like Spike's sweating right now from conversation that

00:06:05 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 2:

is like this. Well, if it's for the children, the cancer survivors and those who get a home away from home to have a summer camp and a summer vacation, if it's to raise awareness and money for them, I will eat the pies. I'm done. All right. So that's going to be good. That will be

00:06:23 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 1:

that will be a fun moment here on the on the show. By the way, it's kind of funny. You mentioned something yesterday to with when we're talking and break it in a breakup or makeup. You mentioned that your girlfriend, Meg, actually. She volunteered your services without even asking

00:06:43 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 2:

you first. Yes, something. Yes. And I did not know anything about it until it was already discussed as a done deal and it's happening but apparently she volunteered me to be a wedding photographer you said that yeah so that that's and here's the thing i don't i don't do um photography of people like i'm not a portrait photographer have you no i so i am um so like i do nature i do animals mountains all that stuff i don't do people so i'm kind I'm kind of really stressed that I'm going to mess them up. I do animals. And there's no redo on a wedding.

00:07:23 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 3:

I do plants.

00:07:24 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 2:

I do plants. Lots of them, yeah. Photography is my hobby, but I just like to go out in nature and create a nice little landscape. So who are these people that you're doing the wedding? So we're going to a wedding Saturday of our friends. It's actually one of Meg's coworkers, Sid, and he's getting married this weekend. His parents came in from India. It's like a beautiful affair. big thing oh and it's a big ceremony and i've i've why is he not paying for a wedding photographer well because it's i mean you think about what it takes to like fly people in from india there's thousands of dollars in flights trying to save something yeah and it's a small wedding it's it's not like hundreds of people but you know he's to rent the big temple and then do the big dinner

00:08:08 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 1:

afterwards and and do you have to dress up in any way for a wedding like this uh yeah i have to wear

00:08:14 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 3:

You don't have to wear a traditional Indian attire?

00:08:18 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 2:

I don't. Because you're the wedding photographer. Yeah. So I would like to because I always felt like it would hide my fat belly more to wear one of those beautiful robes. So I'm taking this under my belt and realizing I haven't taken a picture of anything with my camera in like a year. So I need to get all the equipment out and figure out how to use it again. But it's a lot of stress because the thing is, she volunteered me to do this and there's no second chance if I mess it up.

00:08:46 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

I want to ask this question because this happened to us. I want to ask the question, who had the worst wedding photographer ever? And tell us by telling us the story of what did the wedding photographer do? Because Chelsea and I have two wedding photos from our wedding because our wedding photographer got drunk at the wedding.

00:09:04 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God.

00:09:04 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 1:

And that's all we got were two. We got two photos.

00:09:07 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 3:

Hey, Cain, every time you tell this story, I really want you guys to recreate some wedding photos. Maybe we shouldn't.

00:09:13 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 1:

Spike, will you be the photographer? No.

00:09:15 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 2:

We know a lot of great photographers.

00:09:16 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 1:

Take a picture of this animal over here.

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We know so many good – you know, part of it I think also, God bless it, I think he just wasn't thinking of all the things. He hasn't been to American weddings to know everything that goes into it. So, like, they were planning all this on the fly because his parents were able to be here. so he didn't think of things like wedding and all the i mean like a photographer and all those right

00:09:37 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 1:

i met i think i met him as a at your house you did yeah yeah yeah and his mom and dad were in

00:09:43 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 2:

too his mom and dad were nice people and uh we had him for thanksgiving dinner which was really nice they don't speak any english so i'm gonna have to figure out how what did you guys do um really we ate a lot but i have to figure out how to smile a lot or well yeah but and and um We bonded over head. head games headbands what's that oh um heads up heads up i love that game i figured out that his dad could read english so we played the game and they just couldn't communicate otherwise but the thing was like i have to figure out how to tell them how to pose for photographs that's i mean you can show so well i'll just tell sid to tell them all right tell everybody move forward yeah i think oh i guess the pressure is i'm so nervous i would not be able to sleep because i I want to do well. I think it'll be a nice gift for them and to be able to preserve this day. I'm nervous I won't be able to preserve this day. Like, I'm afraid I'm going to mess it all up.

00:10:36 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 1:

Mojo in the Morning. Hi. I had the worst wedding photographer. How are you?

00:10:41 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 5:

Hi. I'm great. How are you guys doing?

00:10:42 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 1:

Good. Did you have a bad wedding photographer?

00:10:45 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 5:

Yes. He didn't give us our pictures back. He took pictures of all of our kids. We have eight kids. He took pictures of us, our kids. He took pictures of the venue, our guests. So when it was time for him to give us our pictures back, he played with me for like two or three weeks, and then he blocked me on Instagram, and he wouldn't respond.

00:11:04 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 1:

What do you think happened? Did you not pay him, or what's the story?

00:11:07 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 5:

We paid him. Everybody, like for our wedding, everybody paid for us. So I paid for the photographer. It was like a guy she went to high school with, knew him for years. He took pictures of everything in my dress, the kids, everything. We don't know what any of the pictures look like.

00:11:21 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 1:

That's crazy. That's unbelievable.

00:11:23 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 2:

I hear so many bad stories about photographers.

00:11:25 - 00:11:26 | Speaker 1:

Ty, what's up?

00:11:27 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 5:

Hi. Yeah, I had the worst photographer. He brought his mother as his assistant to help take pictures.

00:11:35 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 2:

I mean, that's not a bad thing if they've done a bunch of weddings and they know what they're doing. But the problem is a lot of people get a fancy camera and they call themselves a photographer and it's a side business and they don't have the hours. They don't know what they're doing and all that's involved in it.

00:11:50 - 00:12:11 | Speaker 5:

Exactly. So we did do engagement photos with him and they were great. And I guess the ambiance, like, lent to his assistant. But the actual wedding was the worst. His mother didn't know what she was doing. He would ask other people for assistance and, like, ideas on how to stage us. Like, oh, what do you think is a good, you know, have you seen some good pictures?

00:12:11 - 00:12:15 | Speaker 1:

Did the guy have, did he have a portfolio of other weddings that he did?

00:12:16 - 00:12:24 | Speaker 5:

He did. And it's a website and everything. And everyone else's pictures was so nice. And he just didn't know. He was like, I just don't have to do.

00:12:24 - 00:12:29 | Speaker 1:

I wonder if that was all fake. I wonder if it was all fake from other people that he did it with. Thanks for the call. Robin, hi.

00:12:30 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 4:

Hi, Mojo. How are you? Long-time listener, first-time caller. Yes. Awesome.

00:12:34 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 1:

We love that. We're talking about the bad wedding photographer, but yours is the videographer, right?

00:12:40 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 4:

Yep. I got married in October of 2005, and it happened to be a Saturday that was the Michigan-Michigan state game and it was like an afternoon game which was really nervous to begin with but my bigographer went to the game got totally wasted oh no my wedding it was completely obvious he was wasted and when I got my video back it was like shaky and oh my gosh it was horrible it was really horrible I knew that game was gonna mess with me some way on that wedding. Why would he think that was a good idea? Why? I don't think he thought it was a good idea. I don't think he was thinking at all.

00:13:26 - 00:13:28 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Can I tell you?

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It was a Michigan State win.

00:13:30 - 00:13:35 | Speaker 1:

Oh, go green. Aru's got the funniest one. Aru?

00:13:36 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 3:

Hi, hi there. How you doing?

00:13:38 - 00:13:40 | Speaker 1:

Aru, tell us about the bad wedding photographer.

00:13:41 - 00:13:56 | Speaker 3:

Oh my god. It was actually a videographer and a DJ. So both of them got hammered at my wedding. It was an Indian wedding And the videographer Accidentally pointed the camera The opposite way during the wedding speeches

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Oh my gosh

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For not preparing And then At the end of the wedding The DJ got so wasted He just laid on top Of the DJ table He said shots at the bar Wow My goodness

00:14:14 - 00:14:46 | Speaker 2:

conservative indian family that's gonna be used by no well luckily the my the ceremony's at noon i will not touch alcohol before but you better believe i'm gonna get drunk at that dinner when it's all done but aru like how these ceremonies are very intricate and long and i've been to one indian wedding before and like the bride rode in on elephants and the it's like a you know there's a band and there's like it's like a six hour ordeal of course yeah and actually it was for

00:14:46 - 00:14:58 | Speaker 3:

for my wedding so i married an american girl so uh we had to do the american ceremony and the indian ceremony so it was a four-day ordeal oh my gosh wow i'm gonna have to bring some snacks

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in my camera bag

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It's going to be fun. All right, it's Mojo in the morning show.

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