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Spike's Senseless Survey

from Mojo In The Morning

November 22, 2022 | 00:02:18 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:15 | Speaker 10:

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00:00:15 - 00:00:18 | Speaker 2:

You can do a senseless survey. It's Mojo in the Morning Show.

00:00:18 - 00:00:26 | Speaker 9:

You guys, you guys, you guys, great news. It's time for an official government survey. And when we mean official, we mean we're officially full of s***.

00:00:27 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 10:

This country is going to s***.

00:00:29 - 00:00:30 | Speaker 5:

You got it on Mojo.

00:00:30 - 00:00:32 | Speaker 9:

It's Mojo in the Morning's senseless survey.

00:00:35 - 00:00:48 | Speaker 3:

Hello? Hello, sir. This is Bob Dabalina-Cohen. We're just asking a few American citizens some consumer questions about Thanksgiving and also remind you to pay your homeowner's insurance premium before you try deep-frying that turkey in the garage. Do you have a second for some questions?

00:00:50 - 00:00:53 | Speaker 7:

I'm supposed to be on the do-not-call list.

00:00:53 - 00:01:10 | Speaker 3:

Yep, we're not selling anything, so you don't have to worry about that. It's just a government survey, And if you answer the three questions, then we'll actually be giving you something in return as a thank you. Okay, make it quick. Will you be skipping dessert in any quality time to actually participate in any doorbuster sales? Or are you un-American?

00:01:11 - 00:01:12 | Speaker 7:

No.

00:01:12 - 00:01:18 | Speaker 3:

Would you agree that the best thing about Thanksgiving is that all the people who drive you most crazy are all in one room together?

00:01:19 - 00:01:21 | Speaker 7:

You're saying this is a government survey?

00:01:21 - 00:01:40 | Speaker 3:

Well, we're just trying to get an eye on what consumers are doing this holiday season. And just one more. If you didn't see a racist uncle at your Thanksgiving, does that mean you were the racist uncle? No. And what's the probability that you'll be having pumpkin pie for breakfast in your underwear standing over the kitchen sink on Friday morning?

00:01:41 - 00:01:43 | Speaker 7:

Probably about 99% chance.

00:01:43 - 00:01:48 | Speaker 3:

Do you think we should just serve cranberry sauce in a trash can since that's where it's going to end up anyway?

00:01:49 - 00:01:52 | Speaker 7:

You said three questions, my friend.

00:01:52 - 00:02:08 | Speaker 3:

Okay, well, let me just get the last one through because I forgot about this one. Do you think it's BS we're supposed to be thankful for this big turkey feast when they had T-bone steak at the same grocery store? No. Have you ever tried the sexy move in the bedroom known as pardoning the turkey?

00:02:09 - 00:02:11 | Speaker 7:

I think we're all done here.

00:02:11 - 00:02:15 | Speaker 3:

Great. And is Thanksgiving your favorite holiday to shove stale bread up a dead bird's ass?

00:02:16 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 7:

Oh, Jesus.

00:02:20 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 2:

Oh, there you go. senseless survey thanksgiving edition here on the mojo in the morning show

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