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Staying Alone at Mike's House
Mojo In The Morning

Staying Alone at Mike's House

from Mojo In The Morning

March 17, 2023 | 00:04:47 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:14 | Speaker 1:

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00:00:15 - 00:01:18 | Speaker 4:

So, I gotta tell you guys a funny story about Mike. So, you know, I had mentioned to Mike months ago before, you know, this day, that I wanted Mike to stay at my house because we always end up putting him up at a nice hotel But to be perfectly honest with you, I've got empty rooms in my house because my two oldest sons don't live with us. Joe's down in Florida and Jacob's in college in Chicago. So I said to Mike, I go, Mike, stay with us. So he reaches out to me because we didn't communicate in the last, you know, 48 hours or so about this. And he reaches out and said, are you still OK with me, you know, staying? And I said, yeah, no problem. And then I realized I had a fundraiser at Luke's school yesterday. So I said, OK, yeah, cool. come. I'm going to this fundraiser with Chels for two hours. Just come and hang at my house. Luke's going to be there. You can chill out. Whatever. He wouldn't do it. No, no, no. You said nobody was going to be there. Well, I said initially nobody was going to be there. That's what I thought. That's right. And then I found out that Luke was going to be there. But that doesn't have anything to do with it. Why still would you not come to my house

00:01:18 - 00:01:49 | Speaker 5:

with nobody there? Because with nobody there, we're close. Like, we're close, Mojo. But I don't think we're stay alone at your house when nobody's there close yet. What are you afraid is going to happen though i don't with my luck with my luck everything and anything that can happen will happen while you're gone and then i gotta explain why is your pipes burst while you're gone and oh come on and it i i just don't know that we're at the stay at your house when you're not there level yet have you ever airbnb'd before that's not the same i'm paying for that yeah but

00:01:49 - 00:02:07 | Speaker 4:

but still though it's honestly you're staying in my house me casa suit casa yeah but that What do the Irish say? Stay, you little bastard. We say, where's the beer fridge? I mean, would you have been weirded out having somebody stay at your house? Not at all. You guys are closer.

00:02:07 - 00:02:12 | Speaker 6:

It's different because... No, he's saying stay. If you would have come to my house, I wouldn't care if you were alone.

00:02:12 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 4:

No, but he doesn't feel close enough to me. No, I know. This bothers me that Mike doesn't feel close enough to me to come to my house and be able to be in my house with me not there. I'm worried that there's something wrong with Mike.

00:02:23 - 00:02:28 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, like, you're shady, and we don't know it, and you're scared that that was going to come out. That's the thing.

00:02:28 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 4:

Megan, is there something shady about this guy? Everything. Is there the reason why he wouldn't stay at my house? Is it because he probably was going to rob me or something, or what's the story?

00:02:37 - 00:02:40 | Speaker 2:

Oh, no, see, I would go to your house just to look through your cabinets.

00:02:40 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 6:

I'm dying for that. I'm really dying to see what's in the medicine cabinet. But do you have, are you, like, a recovering sticky fingers? Like, would you take something?

00:02:48 - 00:02:49 | Speaker 5:

What'd you say?

00:02:49 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 6:

Did you use to steal stuff? Yeah.

00:02:51 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 5:

Are you worried that you would be stealing stuff? No, no. No, I'm worried that everything's going to break while I'm there. And your stuff is a lot nicer than my stuff.

00:03:01 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 4:

I can't afford to fix your stuff. Listen, if you came to my house and we were there and broke something, I wouldn't charge you for breaking it.

00:03:08 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 5:

Yes, but then I can explain to you, look, this broke while I was here. But when you're not there. You know he wouldn't care.

00:03:16 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 4:

And actually, Chelsea felt really bad about that. And Chelsea felt bad enough that she was like, is Mike okay? hey, she thought you were driving in the morning. I'm like, no, no, the station puts them up at a hotel and stuff. But it would have been nice to have you there. And remember, the last time that you did stay at my house, you found some weed in my son Joe's room. Yeah. Yeah. I actually left some on your pillow.

00:03:36 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 6:

Oh, man. Oh, man. Did you just want some alone time?

00:03:40 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 4:

That's what I think he wanted. Is that it? He wanted the spankovision. He wanted to rub the old shillelagh. Yeah, exactly. Delaney, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

00:03:53 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 2:

Good. How are you?

00:03:54 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 4:

Good. Where are you right now?

00:03:56 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 2:

Well, I'm outside of Kennedy's. Me and my friend came from Windsor in Ontario, and we don't know where to park.

00:04:02 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. I know the parking's a little bit of a mess.

00:04:04 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 3:

Park down the street in the grocery store and just play Frogger across the four-lane highway. Just be careful.

00:04:10 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, what's the name of the grocery store?

00:04:13 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 3:

Huron Foods. I don't think I'm supposed to tell people to park there, but we just did.

00:04:18 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 4:

Actually, just be careful wherever you go. But my suggestion is this, just leave your car running off of, what street is this right

00:04:26 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 3:

out in front of there? Huron Street. Huron Street?

00:04:28 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. So just leave your car running. The Waterford police don't mind.

00:04:33 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 2:

Oh, love that. Love that.

00:04:35 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 4:

Delaney, are you Irish? You have to be with a name like that.

00:04:38 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 2:

Yes, I believe I am. Can't confirm.

00:04:42 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 4:

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, okay?

00:04:44 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 2:

See you guys soon.

00:04:46 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 3:

Listen, I started drinking last night just to practice, you know? just to get a few in I had to save up and hydrate oh my gosh I had to take a bus home last night night and I know it's no big deal for you but I've never driven a bus before so it was horrible

00:05:00 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 1:

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