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Stinger On The Dinger
Mojo In The Morning

Stinger On The Dinger

from Mojo In The Morning

July 20, 2026 | 00:12:44 | Leisure

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From bees to jellyfish, ants, and even a brown recluse spider, these guys have been through some crazy experiences See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Oh, you know what? I should get into this now. I'm going to switch things up a little bit and I'm going to do this topic here right now. Did I tell you the story about my friend who got stung on his...

00:01:58 - 00:02:00 | Speaker 6:

No, I've been waiting to hear. How in the heck does this happen?

00:02:00 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 5:

So I got word of this from another friend who said, hey, have you seen the video of JD? And I said, no. I said, you know, what happened to JD? And he said, JD had a major event happen, medical event happen. I'm like, oh, Christ, I love J.D. He's a great guy. J.D. had a bee fly up the pant leg of his bathing suit and got into his pants and stung his, a bee stung his pee. I actually came up with two different titles for this one. I came up with a bee stung his pee or do you like stinger on the dinger? Oh, I like stinger on the dinger. Stinger on the dinger is what this podcast is going to be, Zach.

00:02:50 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 6:

Can I ask a question? Don't men's bathing suit, shorts, whatever, have the...

00:02:56 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 7:

A liner? Yes, a liner. Or aren't you supposed to wear something under it?

00:03:00 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 5:

No, I have board shorts that don't have liners.

00:03:02 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 7:

And you don't wear those tight underwear things?

00:03:05 - 00:03:07 | Speaker 5:

No, you never wear it. Guys that wear underwear with their bathing suits.

00:03:07 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 6:

I know you don't wear underwear, but I thought they all had that mesh netting or whatever.

00:03:12 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 5:

By the way, has anybody ever had this happen? because do you remember years ago one of the most famous things we talked about on our show was a skeeter on his peter? I remember that. A guy got bit by a mosquito on his penis. All right, listen, so do you want to see the video? Yes, please. I'll send you the video so you can see it. Wait, what is the video of? It's a video of JD explaining to everybody in the group text, the group chat, that he got stung. So you can see what JD looks like.

00:03:42 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 7:

Also, how is he doing?

00:03:44 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, so do you have to go to the hospital or what?

00:03:46 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 5:

There's reports that he might have gotten it amputated, but it could have been just his wife, Jen, wanted it amputated. Hold on a second here. Hold on.

00:03:54 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 3:

Guys, I'm not here to brag. I'm not here to boast. I'm not here to puff my chest out, as people say. But I am a survivor at this point. I was stung by a bee on the helmet of my penis tonight at the bar, at the pool, at the bar pool. And at this point, it would have taken many people down, many weaker men down. But I went into the bathroom, pulled my pants down, and there he was, tucked underneath my But stinging away, stinging away, sting, sting, sting, sting away.

00:04:37 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 7:

Multiple stings.

00:04:38 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

I swatted him away, fought him off, stepped on him because I didn't feel like it was necessary for me to save his life because he was stinging me underneath the penis. So I killed that man, and I am a survivor, but I'm doing okay. Thank you for all the help and the people that cared about me. Real quick, real quick.

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 5:

real quick i stop it right now his wife jen screams from the other room at this point

00:05:05 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 2:

jenny shut up i'm shooting a video

00:05:09 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 3:

god but i'm good i'm doing good let me play let me let me let me just play the let me just play

00:05:16 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 5:

the ending part again because i i stopped it too soon with jen hold on fought him off stepped on

00:05:21 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 3:

him because i i didn't feel like it was necessary for me to save his life because he was stinging me underneath the penis. So I killed that man and I am a survivor but I'm doing okay. Thank you for all the help and the people that cared about me.

00:05:39 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 2:

Jenny, shut up. I'm shooting a video. Oh my god, that is so funny. But I'm good.

00:05:45 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 4:

What if it swells or like you're allergic or oh my god.

00:05:50 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, wait a second. That could be so bad.

00:05:53 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 3:

Seriously, we need to call him and check in on that man. Wait, can we call him?

00:05:57 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 5:

And do a little checkup.

00:05:58 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 3:

Okay, what if it's swelling?

00:06:01 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, check them out.

00:06:02 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 4:

Could you imagine if your penis swells?

00:06:05 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 5:

Lydia, I'm going to send you his phone number. Real quick, I'd like to know, has anybody ever had this happen to them? If you have had this happen to you where you got stung on your private parts, that's pretty honest. I mean, I will say this to you. If you get brought into Corwell Health or Henry Ford or University of Michigan, whatever it is and you go into the emergency room the guy having a heart attack should not be treated with more urgency than the guy that got his penis stung I'm sorry I got heart issues Hold on, Bianca's dad, Al, is on the phone with us right now. What's up, Al? Good morning, Mojo Yo, how you doing, buddy? I'm fantastic. How you doing? It was great seeing you on Friday, Al.

00:06:54 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 2:

Al.

00:06:55 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 5:

Same here. What's going on? What you calling for?

00:06:59 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 1:

Just to see how you guys doing this morning. Oh, okay. I thought you were calling up. Did you get stung?

00:07:05 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 5:

I thought you were calling up because you got stung by a bee on a private spot. Oh, yeah.

00:07:09 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 1:

I'll tell you that story real quick. I'll make it very short. Oh, okay. When we moved into our new house.

00:07:14 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 5:

Al, Al, don't say very short when you're talking about your penis, okay?

00:07:21 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah. Okay. No, no, no. I won't say that.

00:07:25 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 5:

What's going on?

00:07:27 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 1:

When we first moved into our new house, you know, with all a bunch of woods and stuff like that, I was weed whacking and edging the grass, and I had a beehive. And that beehive, that was a bunch of bees climbed over to my private part. And I was running, I swear to God, I was running around the neighborhood with nothing on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

00:07:49 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 5:

Bianca, did you know this about your dad?

00:07:51 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I watched it the whole time while I was eating the bagel. I was like, oh, what's dad doing?

00:07:57 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I'm glad you're okay. I'm glad that... I'm okay. All right.

00:08:01 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 1:

My private looks perfectly fine. Oh, good.

00:08:04 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 4:

I'm so happy that's the ending.

00:08:06 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 5:

Hold on. JD's on the phone with us right now. What's going on? How are you? Oh, no. JD, are you there? Are you still alive?

00:08:16 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I'm here. What's going on? I'm alive. I'm a survivor. I'm a fighter.

00:08:21 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 5:

By the way, I did ask for permission before I did this, so I just want you... You know that, right? Unless somebody gave me the wrong info.

00:08:28 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 4:

Okay, alright. I wonder why you didn't go through me for that permission, but that's okay.

00:08:32 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 5:

I was going to, but I figured that it would be easier from Aaron to gall you up.

00:08:39 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 4:

No, it's all good, man.

00:08:40 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 5:

Are you okay? First off, Shannon had a question to ask about your penis. Go ahead, Shannon.

00:08:44 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 4:

Did it swell after you got stung? Well, that's it's interesting. It didn't swell. There was some weird coloring going on. And it was it was very scary. I don't like that people are making light of it. did you have to go to the doctor but uh no my funny thing is my family practice doc was actually there and i think i think uh i think mojo knows who she is and uncomfortably she asked to see it like eight times in front of her husband. So I chose to just self-evaluate. Okay.

00:09:38 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 3:

Take some Venadryl.

00:09:39 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 5:

That would have been awkward.

00:09:41 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 3:

Was it painful?

00:09:44 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

It was weird in that I was standing at the bar, and i felt something and i i took a quick knee i like it took me to the ground and it kind of scared me and then that's when i it didn't hurt but yeah um

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 5:

I'm a very tough individual.

00:10:01 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 2:

He is, by the way. By the way, a champion, two golfer from the weekend, I understand. Is that right, J.D.?

00:10:09 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, the boys are starting to get a little rambunctious over there with the amount of winning I've been doing lately.

00:10:14 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 2:

Despite the injury, too. What an amazing golfer. He golfed with an injury. You know what this is like? The Michael Jordan flu game. This is amazing. Hold on, real quick. Greg wants to comment. Greg, what stung you on your penis?

00:10:26 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 6:

uh ants good morning oh my god like red ants yeah red ants i was like i was younger in my teens uh having some fun with a lady and uh didn't realize we were on top of an ant mound so i felt burning no it burned yeah it burned on my on my inner thighs on my uh what do you call the the sack and it made its way up it burns yeah i'm confused about the situation of why this happened you were just bare butt on the sidewalk no i was bare butt laying down on the ground with a lady okay yeah i land on an anthill and uh and the intimacy went out the window really quick

00:11:21 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 2:

Hey, Greg, say hi to my buddy, J.D., who also has a penis injury. Say hello.

00:11:28 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 6:

Hi, J.D. I'm a survivor, too.

00:11:32 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 5:

Greg, that's a cute little story you have about a couple little ants biting you. But I caught off a bee, a giant bee. Oh, giant. And I feel bad that your little Inman experience on top of a weird anthill happened.

00:11:48 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 2:

but uh hold on wait wait hold on a second zach zach what stung you on your private zach

00:11:56 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 4:

i got hit by a jellyfish no i wrapped around and held on for dear life and i tell you what that

00:12:05 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 2:

oh my god jd and greg i think that zach could have you guys beat i don't know what are your Oh, no, that's not going to be bad.

00:12:16 - 00:12:28 | Speaker 4:

I had a welt down my leg, welt all around my parts. Oh, it was bad, and I screamed like a girl. It was a college party going skinny dipping. Gone wrong. A jelly. Wow.

00:12:29 - 00:12:35 | Speaker 2:

Hold on. J.D., Greg, and Zach, I need to add Tyrone to this call. What's going on, Tyrone?

00:12:36 - 00:13:05 | Speaker 7:

Hey, yo, yo, hey. I was doing my backyard, doing some cleaning up, hit a yellow jacket in there, and all them things went all up me. All I knew that they sung my woo-woos and my woo-woos. I ran into my garage. All my clothes was off. By the time I got to the garage, I didn't have no clothes on because I didn't know what was happening. And they were just stuck. It was like two of them stuck to me. And I was like, yeah, I was butt naked.

00:13:05 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 4:

we need a support group for men who have been

00:13:11 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 2:

yeah but quick question for you tyrone did you go out and win a golf tournament that that next day

00:13:24 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 7:

Oh, hell no.

00:13:31 - 00:13:32 | Speaker 2:

Thanks, Tyrone.

00:13:32 - 00:13:34 | Speaker 5:

Tyrone knows what the deal is.

00:13:34 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 2:

You guys take care of your privates, please, okay?

00:13:38 - 00:13:40 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, thank you.

00:13:41 - 00:13:44 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. Hold on. Terry, what's up, Terry?

00:13:45 - 00:13:53 | Speaker 3:

Hey, so when I went to basic training a number of years ago, one of the kids in my basic training class got bit on his nut.

00:13:53 - 00:13:59 | Speaker 8:

by a brown recluse oh my god so i really did that bruises and blows up

00:13:59 - 00:14:09 | Speaker 3:

he had to stay after uh when we all left for our follow-on schools he had to stay and get his nut

00:14:09 - 00:14:27 | Speaker 2:

removed he lost his nut oh my god oh my god i had water in my mouth when he said that i wasn't are you nuts oh my god the poor guy you amputated a nut off of that one oh my god

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