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All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. So Bo's a humper, huh?

Oh, my God. My dog is Bo, by the way. If you're going, who the heck is Bo? he's a cavapoo Sean. Bo is actually

one of Shannon's buddies. It's a guy

humps a lot. No the dog humper. No I had a company I had Modernistic come out and clean my like upholstery my couches and stuff like that and as soon as this kid walked in the guy from Modernistic Bo and he's not he's never really done this before so that's why I was kind of like what the heck is going on but he got on this kid's left leg and just went to town against his shin i was so embarrassed how was how was the guy reacting to it he was so great and he was like oh i love dogs i have two dogs you know myself i'm like yeah are they getting action on your leg all the time noah that was his name i wanted to shout him out noah from modernist i'm sorry just humping and humping i finally had to put bo in his crate Cause there was something about this, this guy that Bo just really, really got him good. I don't know.

It's funny whenever the dogs, my dogs will do the same thing too. Like where somebody will come to the door and I, I wish I had like a screen. I don't have a screen. I just open my door and it goes. If I had a screen where I could talk to the person because my dogs run out and then all of a sudden they start doing that thing. And you're like, I'm fearful that the dogs are going to nip at them or something like that. And next thing you know, I'm going to get a freaking lawsuit, you know?

Yeah.

But the humping part is an interesting thing because my dogs usually will jump on them, but never like grab hold and let go.

That's what he did. I mean, he just.

Do you have to pay extra for that at Modernistic? Is that an extra cleanup job?

I don't believe I was charged extra. And Noah did a fantastic job.

I would not be okay with a dog humping my leg. I hate dogs humping. I hate when they hump pillows. It's just...

It's so gross and weird.

Who did your dog hump? I want to know. Just call us up and tell us. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Who did your dog hump? I want to know. I want to hear the other story.

Charlie's not a humper and Willow's a girl, so...

Girls don't...

Girls don't hump at all? I mean, I've never seen her do it.

I think girl dogs hump too.

Really?

I really do. I mean, listen, if you're a vet, call us up. How many girl dogs, though, have you surveyed to find out if they're an hulture or another? This is true.

I've never had a girl dog, so.

Okay, so, all right, see there. That was a very.

Aside from her.

That was a rash judgment that girls are better than guys. That guys are the only ones humping. I think girls are humping, too. Actually, girls are hoes when it comes to a girl dog.

Oh, my God, this is what I do wish Kevin was here.

I know. Kevin would have that story. That story is iconic. When Kevin tells the story, too, it's like, and it was the middle of the night. It was dark. There was five stars in the sky. Blood everywhere. Blood all over the place. Yeah. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Trent, who did you?

Who did your dog hump, Trent?

My dog. It wasn't my dog. It was my wife's dog. And it didn't hump anybody. It peed on him.

Oh, my God. What was it? Who was it? It was a tree.

No, it was one of her, like, really good friends. And he just walked in the house. And his name was Bosco. Looked right at him and walked up to him and just peed all over him.

Oh, my God. What did he think when that happened?

Oh, he was frozen in time. He didn't know what to do. And then after he realized that he came to, he was like, Oh, my God. I got peed on. Oh, yeah. See, I'd rather be hummed. That was the funniest thing in the world. We were all dying of laughter. I was legitimately rolling on the ground laughing.

Oh, my gosh. Wow. That's kind of mean of you to laugh at the poor guy getting peed on. That's disgusting.

Hey, I wasn't the one getting peed on.

What kind of dog, male or female dog, Trent? He was a male Rottweiler. Okay. All right. I was going to ask if you have a big boy. I was going to find out if your female dogs hump. What's going on, Jay? How you doing? good how you doing fantastic jay uh do you have a humper there yeah well i have three dogs

samson maximus and theodore and it's not who they hump it's each other sometimes they get excited when people stop over or something and they one jumps on the other one there's like a large medium and small dog and it's like a train sometimes all three of them running around humping each other Are they all boys? Yeah, they're all boys. Yep.

What is going on? What do you think? Right. Is it just the time of year?

I think certain people, yeah, or certain people, they get excited about it, and they just don't know how to act, and they just don't know what to do.

They do it.

They hump each other.

I wonder if there's, like, a scent. Like, these guys were saying dog scent and stuff, but I wonder if there's, like, a scent of food. Like, maybe the modernistic guy Noah just came from lunch or something like that?

Perhaps.

I don't know. My favorite thing was my buddy Tom Barrett had a dog. And I think he's, if I'm not mistaken, it's so long ago because we were kids. I think his dog might have been Benji. Like, it was like a name like that. And Benji used to, like, sit there and hump pillows. And there was one pillow in particular. And it was so funny when somebody would choose that pillow as their pillow to lay down next to him. I'm like, I think you've got some.

Benji all over that.

Benji juice all over that thing. What's going on, Amanda?

oh i have this friend that has this little dog and it will be sitting out having like a bloody mary on his porch and talking about something and his dog will just come up and pump his foot and leg and it will last like 30 seconds and he'll do it like six seven times during our conversation

so hard to focus but it's so funny and when and he just lets him do it when it happens he just

allows it to happen just let that like like it's it's just an everyday thing honestly there's some

kind of sexual pleasure that man's getting off of this dog doing this amanda i'm sorry but that's sick that's a sick man seriously he's a good guy okay oh he sounds like he's right there is it wait Is he with you?

No. Oh, okay. I thought I heard somebody.

Okay, yeah. Yeah. What's going on, Ivory? How you doing? Listen to that blinker. Hold on. Real quick before you do anything. Keep going. Are you taking a right turn? Yes. I got it. Another one. You're so dumb. I'm so good. i can tell right turn versus left turn by blinkers uh tell us about your dog

um so i'm a first time dog mom okay and my baby puppy is a female so females definitely hump oh okay so i just don't have an active helper yeah she um when she went into heat it was about seven months ago about three months ago she was about seven months old um she would hump like a little uh stuffed animal that she had but my daughter carries around a blanket like linus from off the peanut yes and she would be on the back of the like the tail of the blanket and would just be humping away and my baby girl would be laughing of like oh look she she likes my blanket and in my mind i'm like uh no yeah my baby is only six i have not explained that to her at all yeah thank god by the way videos thank god you called

because of uh shannon believed that only male dogs i really did so now until this i was today

years old when i realized that both male and female dogs help and also this is wild because

your daughter six years old is learning about the birds and the bees but from the dogs that's what's

going on right crazy doesn't even know it yeah we're not gonna have that conversation years later one day she'll remember it what's up michelle how you doing hi i have four boston terriers three females and one male. My female humps everything. See, Shannon? She will take the male and turn him around and start humping him and then sit on his face. Hey, what is happening

in your house?

But the funniest thing that she humps is my husband is a partial foot amputee and if he has his leg crossed, she will grab his stump and just go to town. She humps the stump oh my god where do you we call her horny gertie oh my god yeah that's crazy all four of them are boston terriers and she has a very high sexual drive does he ever seem to enjoy

it when his stump is being humped he laughs he thinks it's funny okay he thinks it's hilarious

Now, my male dog, he goes, he hates it, but my husband thinks it's hilarious.

That's craziness. Wow. Humping the stump. I like that. What's up, Diana? How you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Good, Diana. Hi. Welcome to the show.

Well, thank you. I have a little girl dog, and she humps, and then when she's done, she likes to take a little sniff. Ew.

Ew.

Ew. That's okay. But you know what? I have a friend that's like a dog whisperer, and she told me it's not a sexual thing. It's sort of like marking your, like marking your person. Oh, okay. It's not like a sexual thing. But my kids go crazy when she does it, and they tell me I'm sick and gross to let her do it. Yeah. But I think she does it when she's, like, anxious. That's wild. I just let her do it.

Can I ask a question? This snip is so funny. How do people know if their dogs are gay? because Henry and Louie will hump each other sometimes. Oh, they're gay. And I'm kind of convinced that the dogs are gay. And I've tried to have this conversation with Chelsea about this. And I said, I feel like we're not being good to our dogs.

Well, how would you change how you treat them?

I would feel like during Pride Month, we would actually do something for them. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like the dogs don't have, like, full representation. You know what I mean?

I agree. I mean, my dog doesn't discriminate. She will occasionally hump a male, but it's someone that she's close to. So she's not gay.

Yeah, I don't know. That would be an interesting one. I asked Joe the same question, my son Joe, who does the Joe Show, and he brought it up on the air and he said it might have been his greatest topic he ever had. He said, my dad's under the belief that Henry and Louie, my two dogs, are gay. Can you tell if your dog is gay? And he said that the calls went crazy. maybe we should ask that question on a future show people always talk about the race of their

dog they're like oh i know my dog's black or i know my dog yeah oh absolutely oh definitely

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