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Stop Sweating on Shannon

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Good morning. It's Mojo in the morning. You know, it's funny, Shannon, we're going to start with your topic here next and talk about this. But I'm hearing more and more people that have been hot sauna-ing lately. And it's like a thing, I guess, now. I guess somebody must have come up with this whole thing that sweating out all the bad stuff is good for you.

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The Nordics do it.

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Is that what it is? Really?

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It is really good for you. Yeah. It's like a good detox. Where are Nordics from? Like Sweden, Denmark, like all of those countries have been doing it for a really, really, really long time. I feel like it's just catching up in America. And because of it, everything's so expensive now. I tried to buy one of those individual saunas for my apartment. I was like, oh. And then they have sauna blankets now. Oh, yeah. And they have saunas for your garages.

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It's like very popular now. Wes really wants one for the house. Remember? I talked about this. Yeah. And I was like, you know, maybe you should just get a membership at a gym that has a sauna. So that's what he did.

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I don't know if I can do it at a, I can't sauna. Because it reminds me of, my dad used to take me to this health club that was by our house. It was not like a Planet Fitness or a Lifetime Fitness. It wasn't like a name brand guy. It was one of the ones where the old men with shriveling balls used to go to.

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Oh, yeah.

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It was like a, it was like a, it was a lot of Polish guys that grew up in my Southside Chicago neighborhood. So it was a lot of literally Polacks hanging out in hot tubs and saunas.

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Was it just a bathhouse?

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It was kind of, honestly, I think it was. Megan, I think my dad took me to a brothel at Red Moir. But all I remember, it's the first time I ever saw a man's penis that was not mine or my father's.

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They did it naked?

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We went, we would go, my dad would take us there and then I would go with him. I was a baby of the family and sometimes he didn't have childcare. care he would bring me into the sauna for a little bit and i would walk in there and i would go through the steam and i'd see like a a man named boris sitting with it like on his towel with his his privates just all over the place it looked like uh an octopus it was crazy oh god and they

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always have those like brimmed hats on yes a hat in the sauna is crazy yeah no okay well so uh west west belongs to a gym that does have a sauna and threw me on his membership and now i am obsessed with going to the sauna to megan's point because it is very good for you to like detox and stuff but also it is so damn cold that i like really look forward to it's like the treat at the end of my workout that I get to go into the sauna and so the sauna at this place is it's a dry sauna so you walk in and it's pretty big and it has like two I don't even know two levels of like wood stairs it looks like that you sit on yeah

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OK, so there are two different levels that you can sit on. But if somebody is sitting on the top stair and you sit on the bottom stair, you're basically sitting at like their feet, but you're in front of them. Right. If this makes sense. So I'm trying to get you to visualize this.

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I got the visual. This is good. OK.

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OK, so I go into the sauna over the weekend and I swear people, some people do not understand the concept of the personal space bubble because the sauna has been packed for the past couple of days, I think because it's so dang cold outside. and everybody has the same idea of getting getting in there but I I go in there it's pretty packed I whatever I'm I'm dead set I'm doing this so I sit in front of somebody on the bottom row of like the step right and I'm kind of like leaned over I'm on Instagram doing whatever and I am sweating I can feel myself sweating but after about five minutes in there I feel something like pouring on my back and what had happened or what was happening was boris on the step above me had leaned over and he had a towel over his head and all of the sweat from his body was dripping onto the back of my head and my back you know you know you are aware that you are sweating that profusely and that that is the case and that you are doing it on the little girl that's sitting down in front of you oh my god you guys it was so disgusting why would you let anybody get behind you are they naked so no no no go god nobody's naked it's totally co-ed trunks on or okay yes but like you he was already there when i came in but most normal people just sit up straight so you're sweating on yourself like there is plenty of room for you to sit and sweat and for me to sit and sweat and for us to not touch each other at all but the fact that he leaned over so far and it was it was raining it was it was raining i mean i got up i thought i was gonna vomit

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i could so gross i could never like i first off i would i think you got to have space don't you don't don't you have to have like some kind of like i've never had this issue before but listen

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yeah i don't believe in physical violence except in this scenario it was nasty you it was nasty intentionally sit there and let your sweat drip onto me while we're stationary you know i'm

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physically in front of you you deserve to get hit there are a lot of things that gross me out but someone else's sweat on me it might be top three it is top three bodily fluids on another person

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you do not want that no i i don't uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 we've talked before about you know uh gym etiquette and things like that this to me is like hardcore gym etiquette But Boris didn't care. No, he didn't care. They have the JCC by my house, okay? So I don't know if I was the only Catholic that belonged to the Jewish Community Center. But I did. I actually had a membership at the Jewish Community Center. And they had a pool. You did, too?

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Yeah, the JCC was very big in Sylvania. There was no YMCA. There was only a JCC.

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Oh, it's very nice. But I found, and I don't know, maybe everybody's just friendlier or something, the JCC. I found people had a hard time with, like, space. Like, there was, you know, I used to, believe it or not, walk the track there and play basketball. And you'd walk the track, and there'd be a lady literally right at my ass the entire time. Like, I'm having a fast walk away from her. It was craziness. I think that's just old people in general, though. Oh, yeah.

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Boris and Barbara. We'll call that lady Barbara. Yeah. Our gym friends.

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Do you ever go to the airport, and you ride the escalator thing, and you just want to stand there because you're lazy? and you're in the standing area and a person's like behind you getting pissed at you because you're not moving. There's like two lanes. Like there's one lane for walking. Yes.

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So you stand on the right and you walk on the left. Listen, I've been on your side this whole time, Mojo. There shouldn't be a standing lane on one of those things. I know it exists. It shouldn't exist. That should be for walkers only.

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My legs are tired from sitting on a plane or, you know, being there for such a long time. By the way, somebody says that this person was intentionally sweating on you. A texter here, 734, says that they were intentionally sweating. It was like a fetish thing?

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It could be.

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It could be, yeah. I don't know. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. This whole sauna thing doesn't seem right if you're sweating on people. What's up, Alex? Hi. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. What's going on?

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First time caller. Hi, Alex. Son of a. All right, so I'm not going to mention it, but, you know, we were talking about the lifetimes and all the saunas. I used to go to one of the lifetimes here notoriously early in the morning. There was always this one old guy, same guy every morning, 530. You walk.

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into the locker room, the guy's locker room, and he's got his leg up on the sink, and he's blow-drying his private parts.

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Okay, so I saw a woman blow-drying her bush a couple of months ago as well, and I could not look away. Like, I've never seen someone do that before.

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How close do you get to your actual privates with that? Was he very close? Because that would burn you.

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And he was in contact with you the whole time, too, so it was very awkward.

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I would have a hard time, Alex, if I was walking by and a piece of sweat got around me, thinking that it came from his privates. Yeah, yeah. It just doesn't seem right. All right, well, get in the sauna. It's good for you. Supposedly, it's healthy for you, okay?

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Turkish baths, Turkish baths.

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Turkish baths. There you go. By the way, does anybody know if those Turkish baths are anywhere around here at all? Because somebody told me that those things are...

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It's in Detroit, but I don't know if that would be technically considered a Turkish bath.

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Is that a club, like a Schvitz club?

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Yeah, it's like a health club. Really? It's like a big sauna. I know they have a sauna in there.

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Is that like in Hamtramck or something like that?

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I think it is the only, so it's historic. I think it's the only bathhouse, like true bathhouse left in the city of Detroit. For real. I'm telling. It's supposed to be cool.

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I'm sure it's very nice. It's historic. It's probably great. But whenever you call anything a bathhouse, I'm thinking something bad's going on.

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Yeah, I know. I get a beer.

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It just doesn't seem right.

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