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Strange Pregnant Turn On
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Strange Pregnant Turn On

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January 27, 2023 | 00:10:03 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning show. So, Mike, we were just talking about, you know, couples and going out and all the rest of that stuff. I want to segue into a topic with you here. Allie, who, if you guys don't know, Allie and Mike are, oh, I got to put her on hold on a second. Allie and Mike are having a baby, so Allie is pregnant, and so has her cravings and things like that changed, but what she actually gets turned on by has changed since she's pregnant?

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Yeah, yeah. It's like little phases. Every week is different, and some of the stuff is stuff that she was into, but it's more intensified. Somebody spoke Spanish the other day, and she went absolutely nuts over it, stopped everything she was doing, turned around like it was the first time she had ever heard it before. Really?

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Like what? Where was it? In person or was it on television or something?

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It was like a TikTok or something. I don't remember what it was exactly, but it stopped her in her tracks. You could tell that the breath came up. She lost her breath. It was that. She was so

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taken back by it. And guess what Mike just did?

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My friend and I are taking a trip to Mexico this year, but neither of us speak Spanish, so we downloaded Babbel.

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yep and the other the other thing is uh is she i found some oh because my facebook's getting deleted or whatever so i started going through all those pictures and um and she saw a picture of my excuse me my uh my eyebrow picture like my eyebrow ring picture i used to have my eyebrow pierced a long time ago and that's like right when we first met and she saw it and she's like oh my god i don't know what's wrong with me but i love like that piercing on you like i remember it or whatever and she's like i remember you know thinking i'm glad that you don't have it anymore but for some reason i love it now like right now i love it and she's like you should get your nose pierced and i'm like what she's like i think you would look so hot with your nose pierce i'm like no you don't you just think that right now she's horny she's pregnant and horny yes you got to put

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a pin in it pause and then after she delivers then you got to ask you still want the nose ring

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Well, here's what I'm thinking, too. Makes me horny. Here's what I'm thinking, too.

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Not me, Ellie.

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I'm not going to get it pierced because I'm not going to get it pierced.

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Yeah.

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But what if I get, like, a fake nose piercing? You can.

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They have the magnetic ones.

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Oh, my God.

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That would be funny just seeing Mike wear that.

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Just do it for one day to appease her. I think guys with nose piercings are so hot anyways. I don't think this is, like, a pregnancy thing. I think this is just trendy and in right now.

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But has she ever mentioned it before?

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Yeah. Like maybe a little, but not like right now. Right now, she's very into it.

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And remember, Mike said that when he did have it, Megan, she hated it. She didn't like it, but maybe the times have turned a little bit.

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But that was an eyebrow piercing.

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Oh, that was eyebrow piercing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? Mike you should do it I think actually you shouldn't get the magnet I think you should go full on and I think you should go to Claire's booth was it Claire's in the mall what's the place in the mall Claire's is it Claire's oh yeah yeah I'll pierce it right in the window for you

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Mike sit on that chair right there right in the front window some people can pull off nose

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piercings like uh like a Tupac can pull off a nose piercing I can't pull off a nose piercing

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it wouldn't work I think you should just at least try it because what you know what you do you take it out if you don't like it you take it out it grows right back with my nose no it grows right

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back no it doesn't look at look at people who got their ears pierced it doesn't just grow back it

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just looks like a little mark there for a second oh your skin grows i'll just get a fake one and

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run around like seize this moment okay here's a here's a question i want to throw out to any

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woman that's that's pregnant do your turn-ons change have you like did you find yourself when you were pregnant shannon were you like all of a sudden oh my god like because i know it definitely

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you know changes your uh your hormones yeah i was gonna say i don't recall my like turn-ons changing per se but i was just horny all the time remember i would come in and say to you guys i had a sex dream about i had cheering i had a sex dream about ryan seacrest like it was just really random people that i was like drooling over that it was not the case beforehand isn't that wow when i

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wasn't pregnant yeah yeah mike take advantage of this man that's what i'm thinking i'm thinking I didn't know they had fake nose piercings.

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Get each nostril and the septum or whatever it's called in the middle. Get all the piercings. Just show up. All pierced up? Yeah.

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What's going on, Jake?

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Hey, Mike. The only reason she likes the piercing is she just remembers the early relationship sex.

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Oh, it's reminding her of old Mike. Of Internio.

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You think so? Jake, do you speak from experience on this one? Did you experience that at all?

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No, but I had long hair when I met my wife, and she sees a picture of that.

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Well, that's a problem for Mike.

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I was waiting for that.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome. Thanks for the call, buddy. I appreciate it. Thank you. A lot of texts from women that say that they would have, you know, pregnancy dreams.

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Yeah, the dreams are intense.

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Other people that said the same thing. They said they would make their guy go and do, instead of going out to go get clothes or going out and getting food for them for their cravings, they would make their guy wear things to make them look hotter so that they could, you know, fulfill that urge that they had. um what's up ali how you doing hello hi hi is this common that when women are pregnant they

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start having uh little things that they're more attracted to yes well i didn't text in about that i texted in saying agreeing with meg that guys with no piercings are so hot and that mike and ali should do it together my boyfriend and i did it together so mike and ali should make it a thing to go do it together. Doesn't Ellie already have her nose pierced?

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What did you guys pierce, Ellie?

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We did our nose. We both did it on the same side and just got different jewels.

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Mike, that's what you're doing this weekend. His and hers.

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He needs to, yes, do his and hers. It was so cute, and my boyfriend looks so hot, and Ellie might get his new spice off of it. You can do it.

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He would do anything for Ellie. I know that. What's going on, Lauren?

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hey how are you guys doing good what's happening not much so for mike if you decide to get those magnetic nose rings just be careful keep it to one side the magnet in the middle middle will attach and then you'll have magnets stuck together up your nose oh it's not gonna be fun speaking from experience huh unfortunately so but that was a teenager mistake so i'm not

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See, that's what I'm saying

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Yeah Thank you, bye bye But how good is the sex though? Because it might be worth it to have it Stuck in my nose

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You're like it's just your nose that she wants you to pierce And it's not any other parts of that body Of yours Megan's gonna call Ali Megan just got the visuals of that one Megan is calling Allie right now as we speak and saying, you gotta do this just for the fun of it.

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Make him go get his...

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His what?

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His what? His what?

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His little pickle. I don't know. I'm thinking, I'm trying to keep it. Although it's, we've been talking about horny and all the rest of this stuff while parents are bringing their kids to school. Yeah. So, I love the people though that are also calling up or texting and saying, you know what I'm saying?

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You know what I'm saying?

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I can't believe this because when I was pregnant, nothing, oh, here's one. Nothing made you horny. Is that right, Danielle? Danielle?

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Hello. Good morning, guys. How are you? Good morning.

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Danielle, you're surprised by all these people saying that they're horny when they're pregnant, huh?

00:10:13 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 8:

No, not really. What really turns you on that ordinarily wouldn't? I don't know what is wrong with me, but like two weeks ago, I told my husband that his bush was sexy, and I was like, oh, my God. and you're pregnant yeah i'm currently pregnant oh wow

00:10:34 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 10:

maybe i'll go that route thank you for the call take care uh what's up elena hi how you doing good what's going on

00:10:49 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 7:

um not much just driving home yeah and you wanted to make a comment to mike Oh, yeah. When I was pregnant with my second daughter and married, he's now my ex-husband, but I had him go and pierce the head of his penis.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, my gosh. Wow. So did you also have this strange and unusual attraction to that that you didn't have when you weren't pregnant?

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Well, I had the attraction prior to pregnancy, but it increased. The long hair and the piercings just did it for me Ever since high school And it never went away Pregnant it made it ten times worse

00:11:26 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 9:

And did he do it he went and pierced his pickle

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Oh yeah he went and pierced his pickle And we're divorced 12 14 years now And he still has it in Oh jeez how do you know if you're divorced Because he bragged about it When he was telling me about his

00:11:40 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 10:

Oh gosh okay

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Side girlfriend that he's got with his I don't know

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Yeah wow

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He was married with a side chick. Who knows?

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Do you suggest that Mike go get that done at Claire's Boutique in the mall?

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I would not suggest Claire go to a real pier, sir.

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Okay. All right. But go get it done, right, Mike? I'm pretty sure the mall place doesn't do that.

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We could ask.

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