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It just came out. Jeremy, what did you just do? You just set yourself up for failure. I've never heard you tell this story. I've never told this story. This must have been tucked deep, deep in the Jeremy Lin file.

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Okay, Mojo on the morning show, there is something that Wes completely dumbfounded Shannon with that every guy will understand where Wes is coming from.

So that makes me feel better that you say that because that was my question to you guys this morning is, is this true? Is this a thing? So my bathroom is like in my bedroom. So if Wes is like, we don't, we don't leave the door open if we're like pooping, but if we're peeing, it's their game. And so he had the door open. I was getting into bed and he was peeing and I heard him, I swear I heard him go, yes. And I was like, who are you talking to? And he said he was excited because he had a strong stream. And I was like, I don't understand. And he's like, if you have a strong pee stream, that's like a really, really good thing. And he's like, guys, this is a thing with guys. I'm like, I had no idea. I don't know that I pat myself on the back if I have a strong pee.

And then take it a step further, it's competitive. Okay, he said that too.

He's like, guys, talk about this. And if you're with another guy and you're peeing and a stream is stronger, that is very much a competition. I'll push harder.

You gotta be careful though That's not good Two things Not only does the stream Have to be strong But I have to pee For longer than you also Really? Yeah Really? Yeah So in those moments I'll kind of Take my foot off the gas A little bit And hold it back He's like you don't want

Low pressure If there are other guys around

You gotta make sure You're done coming out like Hulk

Shannon I thought he was lying No we all know How we judge A good shower Based on water pressure Right?

Right

That's what it is for a guy you judge basically everything based on and there's nothing worse that when you go to a urinal especially in a men's room that has a bunch of them like a Ford Field or Little Caesars Arena and you go and you got stage fright and then you got a soft stream because every guy behind you that's been standing in that long line is going look at that guy with a soft stream you know what I mean

I truly I'm about to be

42 years old

this is new information

to me. Any guys want to call up and talk about their stream? 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548

It's like, it's one of those, like I put if I have a not so good stream I'll like put my head down and walk away from the urinal in shame and just be like we'll get them next time.

I'm trying to think if girls have anything

like this that we're competitive about in the bathroom yeah your poops no we're not competitive like i i it's it's like i compete with myself if i have a good poop and i'm like oh that came out

of me i i have friends that don't look back to see what it looks like you are a liar i'm not

saying you i'm saying if you say you don't you're a liar how do you how do you even check your

toilet paper to make sure you don't need another wipe you should you should for even uh health reasons, check back. You should make sure that you're looking. See if you want to make sure it's okay. Yeah. You want to make sure well, that or discoloration sometimes. What's discoloration? What do you mean? Sometimes you get the albino poop. Have you ever had the albino poop? A ghost poop? No. No.

That's not a ghost poop. No, an albino poop. A ghost poop is you don't need to wipe more than that. Yeah.

Or the vitiligo poop. I've had a vitiligo poop before. Yeah. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hello. Hey, good morning. How you doing? We're doing fantastic. How are you? Would you like to tell us about your stream?

Absolutely. First of all, I don't know what neighborhood he's from, but that is not a thing from where I grew up. Wait. What? Oh, no. You don't worry about your stream? No. No. First of all, why are you comparing? I mean, that's just too close for comfort for me.

But you understand, though, that it's good to have a strong stream. If you have a soft stream or like a sputtering stream, you gotta fix the hose

yeah my dad when he was 70 worried about it how old are you? 59

I'm telling you once you get over the age of 50 and you're peeing as much as you're peeing you worry about your stream you wanna make sure you get everything out of there so you don't have to go because Chelsea will say to me sometimes I'll go to the bathroom and then I'll come back to bed and I'll go oh crap I didn't get it all out and I have to go back again and she thinks I'm not going in there to go pee you know what I mean?

Well, thank God. Thank God it ain't got to that point yet, but it's not a thing from where I'm from. Where are you from?

Yeah, where are you from?

I'm from the Yachtown.

Okay.

All right. Well, listen, I'm going to tell you this. Yachtown still concerns themselves with it. You may be the only one there that doesn't. What's up? What's up, Bobby?

Hey, how you doing?

What's going on? Where are you calling from, Bobby?

Hey, I'm out in Washington, Michigan. How you doing today?

Hey, we worry about our streams in Washington, Michigan, right? Yes.

Hell, yeah, we do. How about those streams when you've been drinking and you've got to, like, throw your ass back? Boy, boy, I'm telling you.

Wait, what? What do you mean? You can binge watch a whole show after that.

And you've got to be careful at, like, a sporting event or something like that. You don't want to make it so obvious, but you're just like, oh, fuck.

Did he swear? I think he did.

I thought he didn't say the K. I don't think he said the K. I think he said, uh, and didn't say the K. All right. All right. No, not at all. Well, listen, we appreciate you, buddy, in Washington Township. Appreciate you guys listening out there. What's up, Brandon? How you doing?

Yo, I got the strongest stream in the world, man. I tell you, I almost farted one time. I pushed so hard. my friend here doesn't believe me he says it's not a thing and I'm trying to tell him

wait who's there saying it's not a thing

my friend Donald he don't think it's a thing and I'm telling him what it is I almost pooped my pants wait where's Donald then

Donald get on the phone

I'm not here man look I don't know about you but if I'm in a stall or in my urinal and I'm hearing a guy stream next to me and I'm thinking in my head I got to stream harder than him.

Absolutely. That's so funny.

It's competitiveness, man. You got to make sure that you're better. It makes you feel like you're healthier. What's up, Shai? How you doing? Hey, how are you? Good. What do you think of all this stuff?

Well, comment on the other guy passing gas when he, well, my husband, he has a strong stream as well. And I don't know what's the thing because he won't let me be in there if he pees because he passes gas as well. and then our 11 year old son he has the same thing he's in 6th grade now last year he said they heard him peeing and they were making fun of him so now he refuses to go to the bathroom

oh man you know what all those kids are jerks I'm going to tell you later in life those kids are going to have problems with their prostates I guarantee you

stream shaming should not be a thing

yeah matter of fact you should be called a bully in school and have to serve at detention if you're stream shaming what's up Rosie hey how are you Good. What's going on? We're just checking all the guys' streams today. How's your guys' stream?

Well, I wanted to make a comment about mine. Yeah. Okay, Rosie. Rosie, why? Oh, girl, I've got a strong stream. I can pee in a Gatorade bottle. Okay, Rosie.

I need to take a pee-pee. Wow. That's amazing. Rosie's got like one of them shower heads. You're my kind of girl. You're turning me on, Rosie. That's amazing.

I didn't have a cup and I was in the car.

So that was the next best thing instead of my clothes.

What town are you from?

Detroit.

I love it. East side, definitely, right?

No, southwest. Oh, okay.

Oh, gosh, southwest. There you go. All right. That's my girl. So you got any Latin in you?

A little bit, yep.

Okay. Well, see that? That's what happens. I'm telling you. You can get a Gatorade bottle going there. What's going on, Bill? Hi. Hey, how you doing? Good, Bill. What's up?

I could write my full name in the snow.

What is your full name? Like William? Bill Allen.

First and last. Oh my God.

Bill Allen. That's amazing.

No William, no Harry. If I find Wes in the backyard writing Wes William in the snow today. This dang topic.

Oh my God. Well, it's funny that you say that because Misfit Victor is on the phone with us right now, and Misfit Victor can write Misfit Victor in the snow. I've seen it.

Yeah, but hey, it's funny you brought this topic up. I just found an Instagram page that I just texted to you, Mojo. It's called Long Distance Peeing, but not the word peeing. It's whatever. But people post videos on there all day, like where they'll be standing on their sink in the bathroom, I'm, like, aiming into the toilet.

Hold on. This is great. Oh, my God. It's unbelievable.

It's one of the best pages I've ever followed.

Hold on a second. I'm sending it to all you guys so we can send this to Wes, Shannon. This is fantastic. Wait. Have you ever done that before, Bill? Have you ever done a long-distance pee where you stand, like, five or six feet back from the urinal and pee into it? Bill?

Go to the outhouse.

Where's Bill at right now? What are you doing bell? Oh my god, this is the greatest look at these guys long-distance streaming Seriously, no, no check. No check it. What is it? Look how far you are. Are you seeing five parts? No, you're right there. Look how far this guy's feet are. Victor, we're doing this for the free throw line.

There are 53,000 followers to this account.

Forget the turkey shoot. We're doing long-distance streaming for a contest. Thanks, Victor, for sending that. I appreciate it.

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We've all seen the headlines. Florida man wrestles alligator in a tuxedo, or Florida man sues after finding toenails in his ice cream.

It's easy to laugh at the meme, but have you ever wondered about the human behind the headline?

Hey, I'm Frankie P.

And I'm Amelia. On our podcast, Hidden Florida and Beyond, we're going beneath the surface of the Sunshine State.

From interviews with real people who make Florida weird. I'm pulling it up, and as I'm pulling it up, I see an arm.

Stop it.

Come down.

To deep dives into the stories you didn't know you were looking for. Hey, give it up for Mark Wahlberg on the podcast today. It's more than just a meme, it's a lifestyle.

Listen to Hidden Florida and Beyond on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hidden Florida and Beyond with Mark Wahlberg, May 21st.

Come on down. So distill a nice pot of tea, everybody. Turn down the gas on your Bunsen burner and slip into your most comfortable lab coat and listen to the Stuff You Should Know Doing Science playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

It just came out. Jeremy, what did you just do? You just set yourself up for failure. I've never heard you tell this story. I have never told this story. This must have been tucked deep, deep in the Jeremy Lin file. My name is MC Jin. I'm excited to tell you about Laugh But Not Lease. I'll be chatting with guests from all walks of life about the power of humor when it comes to facing difficult times. These will be conversations that remind us all, life is hard. Laugh harder. Listen to Laugh But Not Least with MCGent on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.