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Swearing Around Your Parents
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Swearing Around Your Parents

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Ignition sequence start. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

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You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

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What better way to celebrate America's birthday than blowing up fireworks made in China? Happy 4th of July from Mojo in the Morning.

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Hello, everybody. It's the weekend, bitches. do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again do you ever feel feel so paper thin like a house of hearts one blow from caving in do you ever feel already buried deep six feet under screens but no one seems to hear a thing Do you know that there's still a chance for you? Cause there's a spark in you

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You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Just on the night Like the 5th of July

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Cause baby you're a firework Come on show them where you work Make them go ah, ah, ah As you shoot across the sky Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colors burst Make them go, ah, ah, ah You're gonna leave them all in awe See on that mojo, girl Na, na, na, come on Na, na, na, na, na, come on Come on, come on, come on Na, na, na, na, come on Na, na, na, come on

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If I had more than five drinks, I'd hook up with you.

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Have you been drinking?

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I'm calling from Ohio I like to see you every day on iHeartRadio But I'm from Redford Love you I like it when I touch her cause she moan a little bit She ain't sagging so I can see her thong a little bit I know you grown a little bit, 20 years old, you legal Don't trip off my people, just hop in the regal I smoothed on her like an eagle, smoothed down on a spray I know you popular, but you gon' be famous Today I say I like the way you do that right bird Switch your hips when you walk and let down your hurt Outro Music

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I like the way you do that right third

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Then you live when you talk and let me get started

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Oh my goodness Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy. I mean, ma-ma-ma-ma, you're like pelican fly. I mean, you're so shy and I'm lovin' you tall. You're like slicker than the guy with a thing on his eye, oh. Yes, I did, yes, I did. Somebody please tell him who the f*** I is. I am Nicki Minaj, I met some dudes up. That cool.

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Mazel Tov. You're my heart, baby, I'm runnin' away.

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Be just like a drum, man, it's comin' away.

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Now, come on, girl.

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You on the Mojo on the morning show.

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here we go it's remix friday welcome to the mojo the mojo in the morning show this is the mojo mojo in the morning show we have got your mojo mojo in the morning show it is mojo mojo in the morning show fourth of july mojo mojo in the morning show happy fireworks mojo in the morning show smoke is in the air f-u canada

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oh my gosh and

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And we've got Josiah in with us this morning, who is Kev's beautiful son, his mini-me.

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B-I-G. We've all already apologized to Kev for saying the F word, the S word, the B word, all the words.

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But, wait, guess who the first was today?

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Yep.

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Can you guys guess who the first person was to throw down the F bomb this morning here that pretty much is sending all of us to church on Sunday? Now we're going to have the call from Kev's grandma, his 90, what is she, what is she? 92. 92-year-old grandma is going to call us up and say, can I please talk to Megan? I heard she taught Josiah a special little word.

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I take no responsibility for this. I blame all of you because this is very similar to, like, calling somebody and then picking up on the car on speakerphone and not telling you that you were on speakerphone. You're right. We work in an adult setting, and if you don't tell me, hey, guys, good morning, just so you know there's a kid in the room, then you're going to hear normal me.

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Yeah, normal me. Huh? Fuck.

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Are you mocking me now? Normal me. I am mocking you. I just want to say every time I use my man voice, I get called out for being mean, but

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you get to do it to me just, just by the way, all right, hold on a second. This one is from, let's see where this is from. It's from something. I think Reddit, it's on Reddit. The title is, can a lady ever use the F word? The F word is in the Oxford English Dictionary, which suspects it dates back to Middle English. It notes that F, which is the word, has been regarded as a taboo for centuries until recent times, not often recorded or in print. And then the subject of this thing, because I thought, well, this would be a topic all the time. Is a lady a lady if she uses the F word? Now, when a guy uses an F word, they deem it to be, I guess, a little bit different than when a woman uses an F word. Like, you're not a lady if you use it. If you're a guy, you know, you can kind of get away with that if you want to.

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Who sets that standard?

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I don't know.

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That sounds like some malarkey double standard.

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Now shut the f*** up and let me do my job.

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I'm trying to do the study here. Will you please let me get the study out here?

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Don't we also do studies where they say you're more intelligent if you curse?

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Well, that's the thing.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Can a, wait, if you, so if you're, if, if you hear a woman though say it, does it, does

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Oh, I'm just a weak little girl. Hold the door for me. Oh, I can't.

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I can't use bad words.

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I must wear a skirt all the time. She's in a fiery mood today. I am. I really am. Shut that shit up. I don't like stories like this where it's like, are you being a lady? Are you acting like the way I think you should act because you got boobies? I don't like it.

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I don't know, but I will say this. I remember the first time that I ever heard my mom say the F word. And my mom, to me, is angelic. I know right now she's next to God in heaven and she's like, I can't believe he's telling this story. But I remember my mom got really, really mad at one of our neighbors down the street that used to all the time like throw crap out their car window. And I remember my mom got really mad as the car drove by. You know, he threw garbage out the window. I mean, it's like trashy. Like, what are you doing throwing garbage out your window and stuff? And I was driving by a house and he threw garbage out the window. And my mom goes, effing jerk or something like that. And I was like, who is this woman? I kind of like her. I kind of like what she's all about. But do you remember when your parent would swore for the first time? You're like, what is that?

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We weren't even allowed to say fart. Like, we were not. My dad, it was not so much my mom, because my mom swore around us all the time. But my dad never, like, he was so strict with words. And I think I was in college when I, in the first swear word I heard him say was spit. And my jaw, like, just about dropped because you think, like, your parents aren't capable. I think I started cursing.

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Josiah, come on in. Come in, studio. Go ahead, Megan.

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I think I started cursing in front of my dad when I was in, like, high school, which, whatever, judge me, I don't care. But I remember my dad, like, yelling at me at the kitchen table for dinner and being like, we don't use that language around here. Where did you even learn that yet? And my brother just started dying laughing at him. Like, you curse more than anybody we know. What are you talking about? Where did she learn? She learned it from you.

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Josiah. Josiah, welcome to the show. How are you, buddy?

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Good, how are you?

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Good, it's nice to have you here. Josiah, who out of anybody around you says the most swear words?

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I'm going to be honest. Probably my mom. Well, not my mom. I really got to think about this. Does anybody swear around you?

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Or are people pretty careful?

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Not a lot of people are careful. Not a lot of people are careful. Now I got to say, a lot of people at school be doing that. Okay.

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Yeah. But is it Aunt Megan?

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No.

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Aunt Megan does her? That's right.

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I feel like not everybody, but people in my family have kind of like an even, so there's not really a person that. Yeah.

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You never hear your great-grandma swear, do you? No, no.

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I mean, she never swears.

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No, no, no. By the way, I did find out, though, that she does make Josiah do work around the house when she's babysitting. I heard that the other day. What did she have you do yesterday?

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I like shredding. I mean, that's my job over there. Shredding, shredding.

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Shredding, baby.

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Yeah, just putting the shredder in. That's all I need to do.

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Yeah, she's a lot nicer now than she was when I was growing up. Why? She was the type of drama that would make you go outside and pick your own switch before she would beat you with it. So you had to choose your weapon of death. And the craziest thing was you would go outside, and for me, I started to get hip to it, started to get smart to it. I would try to pick the weakest switch, and she knew what it was, so she would try to, like, bend it, and if it snapped, it was a good one. This is the thing. She would save switches. So she had this little area in the house where she would, like, put the good switches, and we would try to break those all the time. But as far as curse words, I couldn't even say, like, couldn't call someone a liar. Like, calling someone a liar was, like, basically calling them a curse word. You had to say, like, you're telling a fib.

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Yeah. Certain things you couldn't do. Nikki, what's going on?

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Not allowed. How y'all doing today?

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Oh, we're doing okay. We just got, you know, truck driver mouth Megan over here.

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That's me, too. I'm right there with you, Megan. Who gets to define what a lady is, anyway? Just curious. These are the same people that I want. Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, cooking and cleaning and out of the workforce. Absolutely. Because I've been a weak mind. You can't comprehend so many things.

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Wow, listen to that.

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We're just weak. We're just a week.

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Oh, my gosh. Jay, what's up? Hey, buddy. How you doing? Good. I just want to let you guys know that Josiah sounds just like Kev. Does he? He's amazing. If Kev ever has to take time off, we're going to child labor it, and we're going to bring Josiah in if Kev ever has to have a day. Okay. Yeah. Right?

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There you go.

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Can you do me a favor, Josiah? Can you say more of Mojo in the Morning coming up next?

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More of Mojo in the Morning coming next.

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I like this guy.

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This guy's good. Give it up for Josiah. He was effing good, wasn't he there, Megan?

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