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TMI Underwear

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November 13, 2024 | 00:13:44 | Leisure

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00:02:24 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 3:

Mojo in the morning. Your home of the War of the Roses. tuesdays and thursdays here on the show busting cheaters text cheater to 95500 if you would like to get a war of the roses on uh megan and shannon sometimes you guys get into a point where you guys are just having conversations with each other and i just want to dip all the music down and just listen to it because no you don't there was there's always been conversations where uh you guys will be talking about stuff and i'm going i don't know this is this sounds like it's too much too personal maybe i should put the monitors up but this one didn't happen in this studio this one happened in our studio that we're going to be moving to so the past two days after the show

00:03:06 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 6:

they've been really long but like really fun days of us doing the show here in our old studio in farmington hills and then driving downtown to our new studios in eastern market in detroit so we're not you know getting home until well at least i'm not getting home i know megan you're at work a little bit later than me, but I'm not getting home until past our normal time by about a couple of hours. And so the day before yesterday, I looked over to Megan at one point and I said, okay, we need to speed this along a little bit and be done because it is past the time I normally do my afternoon underwear change, if you know what I mean. And if you've listened to the show for any amount of time, you know, I changed my underwear multiple times a day. It's just this weird habit I have I like a fresh pair of underwear I like feeling really clean but I think it was how I said it to her she was like I love that you want to tell me everything but there are some things

00:03:58 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 5:

that just really cross the line here here's the thing I have been begging you to be like you can tell me what's going on yada yada yada and then I heard that come out of your mouth and I went you asked for this and I regret it and also a follow-up question part two um why I'll complete underwear change I don't these had I should have googled it had to have been invented

00:04:23 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 6:

decades ago panty liners are a thing um yes but when uh how do I I was especially it was it not eight million degrees in that studio our new studio so I was also sweaty so it was just like

00:04:39 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 3:

I wanted to a completely fresh pair what what is uh the the uh how many pairs do you go through a

00:04:47 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 6:

day i got so many questions honestly usually two sometimes three so actually because i may have

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

them all right so the the second question i have so two to three and what are you have times of this like is it is it one of those things where

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 4:

It's like a breakfast, lunch, dinner. You have a new pair for each meal or what?

00:05:04 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 6:

No, I just, it's something. Wes thinks it's weird too. It's something that I, it's like a habit that I have. As soon as I get home from here, I like will pee and put on a new pair. Put on a new pair. I'm doing that.

00:05:16 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 4:

Is it kind of like when you, when you, you know, put on your house clothes or your house, you know, it's like your, your stuff that you're just going to lay around the house in and then you put a new pair on then?

00:05:25 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 6:

Yes.

00:05:26 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 4:

When I, before I take a nap, do you have a sleeping pair or do you, what do you do?

00:05:29 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 6:

I air it out when I sleep.

00:05:31 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 4:

You do? Okay, this is an interesting one because I don't know if anybody else does multiple underwear changes a day or wardrobe changes. My wife always yells at me how much clothes I'll wear during the day. She'll be like, can you stop changing your clothes so much because we ended up having to do laundry so often. How often do you have to do your laundry?

00:05:51 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 6:

I don't know. I don't have a regular schedule for doing laundry. When it gets done, it gets done.

00:05:55 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 4:

So it's not like you are doing laundry then. No, it's just a pair of underwear. How much underwear do you own? A lot. She's got a lot of drugs. A lot.

00:06:05 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 6:

Shout out to Amazon. They make the Lululemon underwear dupes. It's like six pairs for $12. Amazing. Send me that link, please. I will share. Yes.

00:06:12 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 5:

But what is it about this show specifically where we have zero boundaries? Like, I feel I love you guys. I love you so much. There should be a line somewhere. And I don't know why it's never been drawn.

00:06:24 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 6:

I don't know. No, I feel like we all share everything with each other, even if it is TMI.

00:06:30 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 4:

I always assume that the girls always just share the stuff anyway. Yeah. Because Kevin and I talk about our underwear all the time, too.

00:06:37 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 6:

Tell me about it, please.

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No, you don't. Don't listen to this, man.

00:06:41 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 6:

You guys describe your poops to each other.

00:06:44 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Okay. I had one with some corn in it this morning.

00:06:48 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 4:

I got to tell you, can I be honest with you? You need to change your underwear more often. I'm listening to this.

00:06:52 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 5:

Apparently, you all do.

00:06:55 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 4:

I do find it funny that this next studio that we're moving into is a much smaller facility. And some of the private conversations that you can have in this studio aren't so private. And then also I just found this out. Tony the Tiger, our engineer, Tony told us that you can hear the mics in other studios. If I want to pull up and hear what people are talking about, there are buttons that I can pull up and I can listen to private conversations. unless you have some special buttons pushed on the board that's scary that make it that you cannot hear because the microphones are always not live on the air but live for people that's ridiculous so our bosses could be listening in our conversations the scary thing too was when

00:07:38 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 3:

he showed us that every studio has like a video recorder on it or a camera that you can tap into yes and see what other people are doing without their like that's why are we this is who's making

00:07:49 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 4:

this stuff you know who would never want to work in this building there the new building slim Slim, who used to work here on the station, he used to think that the government was spying on us all the time.

00:08:00 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 1:

I have a deviated chapter.

00:08:02 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 4:

The government would have been our bosses, which I agree now with Slim that I think we are getting spied on. What's up, Lauren? How you doing?

00:08:10 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 2:

I'm doing good. How are you guys?

00:08:11 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 4:

Fantastic. So Shannon changes her underwear, has multiple costume changes every single day. You do too?

00:08:18 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 2:

I do too, yeah. You're not the only one, Shannon. I go through about two to three pairs as well. I just feel, I'm up working all day. I do travel marketing. So sitting, I feel gross sometimes. So I go home and I change, and then I take a shower at night and change again. So it's definitely, I feel normal. Yeah.

00:08:37 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 4:

So this is a common thing for women. Are there any guys that do this? Are there any guys listening to us that change their draws? Draws? The only time draws get changed is after a shower. Yeah, that's when you put the new ones on. You've got to put new ones on. You don't know anybody that puts old ones on after a shower, do you?

00:08:57 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 3:

No, you can't reuse drawers?

00:08:58 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 4:

I used to live with a guy named Kid Marconi. And Kid Marconi, he would have one pair of underwear that would lay on the floor. And I'd go, hey, can you pick up your underwear? It's just laying on the floor. And he would say, well, I'm going to put them back on a second after I take a shower. It's disgusting. What's up? How you doing, Melissa?

00:09:19 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 1:

Hey, how are you guys? First time, long time. Hey there. Hey, I actually carry underwear and a Ziploc in my purse for this exact reason. That way I can throw my dirty in the Ziploc and wash it when I get home. Hey, Melissa, I love you.

00:09:38 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. That's crazy.

00:09:42 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 3:

I actually like the Ziploc, though, to put the dirties in.

00:09:45 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 5:

If you met a woman and she had to carry around a Ziploc bag for her dirty underwear and her purse, you would say, what's wrong in your life?

00:09:56 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 4:

You know what I want to get?

00:09:57 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 5:

Or you are especially clean.

00:09:59 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

Melissa, you know what I want to get?

00:10:00 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 3:

get for you what's that i want to have my buddies who work for a police department get me an evidence bag and and you and you that will be your thing because how funny would it be to have a bag that says police evidence and have your underwear inside of one of those things that would be that would be great you guys have a great day you take care of yourself guys by the way texting in they think that this is crazy there's one guy here that says i have worn multiple or one one pair of

00:10:29 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 4:

underwear two days in a row oh yeah for sure you have done this you change your underwear every day

00:10:35 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 5:

you shower every day wait stop stop you don't change your underwear every single day no i don't

00:10:40 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 4:

what i only change my underwear if i shower what what that's i'm telling you all the truth okay

00:10:46 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 6:

we we can find a middle ground here people there's wait there's no way you actually do this

00:10:52 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 4:

i change my underwear when i shower i do not change them every day unless i unless i'm like real sweaty down there.

00:10:59 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 3:

I don't get the idea that you don't shower every day, but at least change your underwear every day.

00:11:03 - 00:11:08 | Speaker 4:

I'm not that busy to where I'm like running around sweating and doing all the day. I'm not going to pull my jaw up from the floor.

00:11:08 - 00:11:12 | Speaker 5:

Bro, dude, you said the other day you didn't shower for four days.

00:11:12 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 4:

I've had those times before and I had the same drawers on. I ain't going to lie.

00:11:17 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 3:

Bro. This guy, by the way, I can't believe that you would say something like that on the air. I'm calling your mother. I'm calling your mother.

00:11:26 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 4:

I'm not lying. No, but you should be ashamed.

00:11:28 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 5:

I'm not ashamed. You should be.

00:11:30 - 00:11:31 | Speaker 3:

I shouldn't be.

00:11:31 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 5:

By the way, I just posted on my Instagram story what the Amazon underwear is.

00:11:35 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 3:

My mom used to always say you got to change and have clean underwear every day because you never know if you're going to be in an accident. You don't want to go to the mom.

00:11:40 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 4:

My mom used to say that too.

00:11:43 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 3:

Jacqueline, what do you think about this? Kevin's disgusting.

00:11:46 - 00:11:57 | Speaker 2:

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. It's either clean underwear or no underwear. We are not wearing the dirty. No, it's just not happening in my life.

00:11:57 - 00:11:59 | Speaker 3:

It's horrible So let me

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So

00:11:59 - 00:12:01 | Speaker 3:

Nevermind No no No

00:12:01 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 4:

It ain't make sense I was gonna ask Like I guarantee you Y'all have worn jeans And y'all have never washed them Yeah but I got underwear On underneath Okay Yes

00:12:10 - 00:12:15 | Speaker 2:

The underwear's the barrier The underwear's the barrier That's what keeps you Fresh and clean

00:12:15 - 00:12:22 | Speaker 4:

Gotcha So your private parts Are the only thing That's getting nasty When you wear jeans But y'all cool wearing jeans 40 times And never washing them Okay

00:12:22 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 3:

That's awful

00:12:23 - 00:12:26 | Speaker 2:

I'm not 40 but yeah Yeah underwear Gotta be fresh

00:12:26 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 3:

By the way People that are texting in Saying I'm feeling Kev I want you to pick up your phone Because we need to We need to know who your disgusting ass is What's up Eric, how you doing? Good, how are you? I'm with Kev on this one Oh, you're disgusting Hold on, you can't swear Wait a second Hold on, stop for a second Eric just says he doesn't work really hard every day He doesn't need to change his underwear every day Tell everybody again, what do you do for a living?

00:12:54 - 00:13:05 | Speaker 1:

I'm a roofer A roofer? So you sweat a lot. I don't work it. I don't sweat every day. I don't have to change my underwear every day, man.

00:13:05 - 00:13:08 | Speaker 3:

Eric, you're on a freaking roof, you big goofball.

00:13:09 - 00:13:13 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, but I don't sweat every day, man. It's cold out right now, right?

00:13:14 - 00:13:20 | Speaker 3:

But, Eric, your balls are always sweaty, even if it's cold. Even if you're below zero, your balls are...

00:13:20 - 00:13:32 | Speaker 5:

And you fart, and that's fecal matter coming out. Eric, are you in a relationship, Eric? Google. Yeah. oh my god your poor partner shannon i take everything back thank you listen

00:13:32 - 00:13:58 | Speaker 4:

if we if we about to throw down dog so let's just we're here guys we're here we're here i've been in situations where i've been funky this isn't sherelle she has standards i've been in situations where i've been with females and if i've cared about a female and it was that situation, then I'll grab a little wipe real quick. But I've been times where I've just seen if she was down to get down.

00:13:59 - 00:14:01 | Speaker 1:

And if she down for it, then we're here.

00:14:02 - 00:14:13 | Speaker 3:

What's that? Oh my god, you're disgusting. You're disgusting. I don't even want to talk to you anymore, Eric. Get off my phone. Go back on the roof. Okay. John, what's up, John?

00:14:13 - 00:14:17 | Speaker 4:

Girls be trying to act like pain. I don't do it every day either. Oh, disgusting.

00:14:18 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 3:

What do you do for a living?

00:14:21 - 00:14:23 | Speaker 2:

I work I sell a cell phone.

00:14:23 - 00:14:27 | Speaker 3:

You sell a cell phone guy. Okay, here we go. I'm never getting a cell phone for you.

00:14:27 - 00:14:29 | Speaker 6:

John, are you in a relationship?

00:14:30 - 00:14:32 | Speaker 1:

Yes, I'm married for 21 years.

00:14:32 - 00:14:39 | Speaker 6:

Go on, John. Somebody explain to me what the hell is going on. What do you mean?

00:14:40 - 00:14:40 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:14:40 - 00:15:00 | Speaker 6:

Because I shower, but there are people out here not showering in relationships. Yeah. And I can't find a man who will have a normal conversation and shower regularly. And I'm blamed all the time for being single. The standards for men and women are so different. It's awful. My head is...

00:15:00 - 00:15:01 | Speaker 2:

I'm bloating right now.

00:15:01 - 00:15:09 | Speaker 5:

If you're smelly, then you definitely need to shower every day. But if I do not stink, then you'll be fine. Christina, what's up?

00:15:11 - 00:15:27 | Speaker 1:

Okay, so I feel for Megan because this conversation has totally spiraled. But, Janon said it, and I was waiting to say it. Particles do come out when you fart. Exactly. What do you mean? What do you mean? It is true.

00:15:27 - 00:15:34 | Speaker 5:

When you blow one off, like you did yesterday at the studio door, that thing, did you change your underwear since yesterday?

00:15:34 - 00:15:38 | Speaker 4:

Farting releases a little bit of fecal material. Every time.

00:15:38 - 00:15:40 | Speaker 5:

Yes. And that fecal matter-

00:15:40 - 00:15:44 | Speaker 4:

It is the release of gases that are going through your intestines, through your rectum. Yes.

00:15:44 - 00:15:56 | Speaker 5:

And that fecal matter can get all the way around to your privates there. Every time you fart, fecal. Send me the link. Oh my God. Yes. This is just awful. Send me the link. All right. What a bad day. See, they say sometimes.

00:15:57 - 00:15:59 | Speaker 4:

Okay, are you going to take that gamble?

00:16:00 - 00:16:01 | Speaker 8:

Oh, okay, yeah. Scientific study.

00:16:02 - 00:16:30 | Speaker 6:

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