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Mojo in the morning show. All right, so Shannon's going to tell this story, but before you do, I want to solicit for this. I want you to tell us by, like, a word what it is that you do for a living. And Shannon, say the word of what it is that you're going to talk about here right now.

Well, it's more of a phrase.

A phrase.

I look at vaginas all day.

Okay. All right. We got to try to guess where Shannon was yesterday. I'm assuming Dr. Warner's office.

That is not the correct answer.

Okay. What is it that you do based on a phrase or the word? And we'll have to try to guess it. So what's the story?

So I had to go to a place I talk about all of the time, by the way, Muse Med Spots in Troy. It's in the Detroit area because I was getting a little laser hair removal done. And I was getting a bunch of areas touched up. So I get my legs lasered. Oh, amazing. Have you had that done? Oh, no. Legs are the only thing I have not had lasered on my body. Okay. Saves you from shaving. And I also was doing my Christmas, my bikini area. So, which is like really, I've had this done many times over the years. Again, this was just a touch-up, but it's still, it never gets less awkward of, you know, and shout out to Rhonda who did it for me, but you have to like sit there and spread your legs and they're like all up in there. How long does that process take? Under 10 minutes. It's pretty quick.

Do you just go in every once in a while and get the full blast done or do you do it once and then you do touch-ups?

I do a touch-up like every other year maybe. Oh, that's not the full blast.

Ass or full ass?

You get the whole thing.

I didn't know if you have to get the whole thing done all over every once in a while. However you want it.

You do however you want it. So she's like all up there. And I think I apologize for the whole 10 minutes. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Because it's just. But that's her job. Right. And that's what she said. She goes, Shannon, I look at vaginas all day. It is not a big deal. And I thought that's so funny if somebody ever asked her what she did. And she didn't say, like, I, you know, I work at Muse Med Spa. I do laser hair removal. If her answer was simply, I look at vaginas all day, that is her literal job description.

Would you know what she does for a living based on what she says her description is?

Right.

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By the way, while we're waiting for calls, I had Lucy with me yesterday for this appointment. and so now Muse has this like cute little waiting area and then they take you back you know to the various treatment rooms based on what you're getting done and she had like a little test that she was studying for so I said sit here mom it's only going to be 10 minutes and I'll be right back out and I said if you get really scared you can come back well of course I didn't think she'd come back she comes back as my legs are spread and this lady is like all up and high.

my Christmas, and she's like, what are you doing? So I had to explain to my almost nine-year-olds what I was doing, which was really interesting.

Yeah. How did she take that? Was she traumatized? She wasn't.

I mean, she sees me naked. We're both girls, but her question was, do I have to do that too someday? Oh, no. And I said, only if you want to.

All right, Mojo in the Morning. So tell us the phrase, and And we have to guess what you do. Nicole, what's the phrase?

I capture people.

I capture people. Oh, I know this one. You are a police officer.

I'm not. Photographer. I am a photographer. Oh.

I was going to say you're a parapro at a school and you run after little kids.

Or I shoot people, you could say, too.

Oh, my gosh, yes. Thank you for the call. What's going on, Casey? Hi, guys. How are you? Good. We're good. What do you do, Casey?

I sell drugs.

Are you a pharmacist?

I sure am.

Oh, I love it. Good thing. Nice. I like that. I actually, I call Monty, our pharmacist, the... The dealer? I call him the legal drug dealer. What's going on, Marlene? Good morning, boo. Hey, what's happening? and it's good to talk to you. You always call at the same time. Do you ever notice that?

Uh-uh. Well, I listen to you guys every morning, so.

But you're always during the times that we're doing the commercial free hour. I kind of like that. That's good. Good listening that we get from you. Marlene, what do you do? I've never, you know, we never had that conversation before when you called us up.

Okay. My professional job is totally different from my personality, okay? I am awesome at both.

All right, so tell us the phrase.

i help people with their final journey oh wow do you work in a funeral home no hospice yes oh wow marlene wow yes i absolutely love helping people when they're at their their weakest darkest moment and to help the families get through that is just it's amazing

What a job, because you are always one of our favorite phone calls that we have. So if I encounter you as my last person, I would love that.

Yeah, but remember, my professional Marlene and radio Marlene and outside of work Marlene, we're two different people.

I think you should bring your radio Marlene into your professional Marlene, because I think Marlene's fun. Raven, hi, give us your phrase.

I wear blood on my hand.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I wear blood on my hand. That sounds like something that should be like in a movie line, right? I wear blood on my hands. Are you a phlebotomist that's really bad at your job?

Oh, no, I am not.

Okay. I wear blood on my hands. Blood on my hands. I don't get it. Something medical field, I'm guessing.

Yeah.

Medical field. What would it be? I wear blood on my hands. Are you the person that goes into bodies and, like, grabs things?

I mean, sure. I'm an operating room nurse So you literally do

It's amazing

Yeah, and I also look at vaginas all day I'm on a gynecologist

Which one's more gross?

What?

Blood on your hands Or having to look at some people's vaginas

Oh, no problem with vaginas I have no problem with those

But have you ever had somebody come in And you're like, they need to take care of that vagina I mean Yeah, just a few people. I get it. I get it. Justin, hi. I want to see Marlene have to work with vaginas because you know Marlene would give them crap. Justin? Hey. Hey, tell us the phrase.

So I handle people's junk.

Are you a garbage fan?

Close to it, yeah. So I do full-service junk for people. I like that.

I was going to say vasectomies. I think that's a great slogan for his truck I handle people's junk That is really, really good Thank you for the call, I appreciate it Tamara or Tamara?

Tamara, yeah

Tamara, what's up?

I make people cry

I make people cry

I know what you are You're an eye doctor and you do that little poof machine No

No

I don't know why I got so excited about that I hated that thing.

You are human resources, and you fire people.

No. Are you a tax accountant? No.

Are you a therapist?

Yeah. Two points for Griffith. Yes, and it's a personal victory, everybody, that I'm...

make cry oh wow that's amazing karen you're amazing at your job my karen oh i thought you

were i was gonna say that's tomorrow oh no you want to hear my literal job description yes yeah just came up with this every morning i'm waking up with lots of strange women and they wake up

and laugh at me yeah that's true you are a vagina specialist yes have you ever seen a bad vagina

Wait, do you want to just say one for us?

You want to do one for yourself? Yeah. Go ahead.

Just getting gaslit by men all day. But that's pretty much any profession, right?

There you go.

Hey!

You're still upset because a mic doesn't believe you that somebody was trying to get in your house? Is that why you're saying that? Salty. I just want to know what this person's is. Rachel, what's yours? Hi, I play board games all day. You play board games all day. Now, that I can't figure out. I play board games all day. Are you like a preschool teacher?

No.

Huh.

I play board games all day.

I don't know, but I want to sign up for this job. Where do I find it?

Yeah, what do you do? So, I'm a pediatric occupational therapist. Oh, my God.

Very cool. That was a great job. That was, you think we were going to get that? You're trying, seriously. There is no way that we would get it.

I'm very competitive. I'm competitive.

I know you are. and you are way too competitive.

Hopefully competitive with us and not the children's.

Thank you. Well, you know. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

No problem.

All right. Those are so good at that.

Some of these are great. People love my nuts. I work on my hands and knees in people's houses. These are very creative.

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