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Terrible Tony
Mojo In The Morning

Terrible Tony

from Mojo In The Morning

October 14, 2024 | 00:09:07 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:14 | Speaker 1:

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00:01:27 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 3:

All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Got to shout out the Milford Mustangs. They are the younger kids that play football before they go on and become Milford Mavericks at the high school. I went to a football game this weekend for Tony's kid, Christopher. So Tony's son, Christopher, is actually a really, really good team. Very good football player. This kid is amazing watching them. So I got a chance to meet a bunch of hot moms from Milford. We got MILF moms in Milford all hanging out there, which was very nice. But I wanted to bring this up on a totally different note. I'm going to call this Terrible Tony. Tony, our boss, we talk about him all the time, Tony Travato. I've been wanting to go see one of Christopher's games, and he kind of felt bad that his last home game of the year, last regular season home game, was this Saturday. and listen to this. Tony felt like a bad dad because he was not going to be able to be at the entire game because he went to the Tigers game in Cleveland. And so he was driving there. So the whole thing was it was going to be perfect. The Tigers were playing at 8 o'clock at night. Christopher was playing at 9 o'clock in the morning. Everything was all right until they moved the game time up to 1 o'clock.

00:02:46 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 5:

Oh, yes.

00:02:49 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 3:

So instead of choosing his son, he chose the Tigers to go to.

00:02:54 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 2:

No, he did not.

00:02:55 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, Tony. Actually, to be honest with you, and I'll tell you this, and this is why I bring this up, because I'm like, I'm going to jab him all the time and go, man, you're a great dad. That was really good of you. He felt like such crap. And I think that he felt even worse, not just for his missing, you know, some of his son's game. He missed like the second half of it. But he also felt bad because he left Brooke with all the stuff to do for the kids. his wife. But I wanted to ask this question. What parent moment did you miss of your child's and what did you miss it for? What was the thing that you missed that was a big moment for your kids and what did you miss it for? Because in honor of Tony, Tony missed and Brooke and I were going to give him crap. We were going to tell him that like Christopher ran back a hundred yards, you know, it was the game of the kickoff return. had the game-winning interception you know something like that like one of those moments um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 oh look at this and we're not talking about tony's junk today this is a we got kids that are listening that's good that's a good thing we're going to talk about the kind of dad he is which by the way i do have to say this tony it wasn't a bad dad moment because you also were taking your oldest son, Nick, to the game. So you were having a great dad moment with your oldest son and, you know, spreading the wealth around the kids.

00:04:21 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 4:

Playing favorites. Yeah. Well, let's be honest though. I asked a couple of buddies and they couldn't go.

00:04:27 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 3:

Take the win, man!

00:04:31 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 4:

Tony, this is the dad of the year trophy. I know. Truth or

00:04:35 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 3:

not truth on this one. Did you beg Nick to go to the game with you or even bribe him just so you didn't look worse to your wife, Brooke?

00:04:45 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 4:

Oh, 100%. It was a lot easier if Nick went.

00:04:48 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, because if I had those moments where it was one of those times where Chelsea would look at me like, I can't believe you're going to do this. But if I'm taking one of the kids with me, then, you know, it's okay. That's all right.

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 1:

By the way, I have to tell you, I cannot believe how many listeners we have in Milford. That was amazing.

00:05:06 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah. I saw the pictures after because, of course, I wasn't there.

00:05:14 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 1:

I said to Brooke, I go, Brooke, what we should do is we should see if anybody will go out on the field and we'll take a picture together with Christopher and pretend like I'm his dad. It's Uncle Mojo hanging out with you today, Christopher. Hold on. Tony, don't feel so bad. Some people have had this happen to them. Julie?

00:05:35 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, hi, Bojo.

00:05:36 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 1:

Hey, say hello to our boss, Tony.

00:05:40 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 5:

Hey, Tony. You're such a great dad.

00:05:43 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, see that? She called you a great dad. What was the parent moment that you ended up missing?

00:05:50 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 5:

Well, my 16-year-old son was playing in this huge horseshoe tournament they have at the campground every year. and my sister invited me to go to a Tim McGraw concert. So how could I say no to that, right?

00:06:05 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, how could you?

00:06:07 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 5:

Well, my son ended up winning first place at this horseshoe tournament

00:06:13 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 4:

against all these other men. Oh, my God. Oh, I'd feel terrible. That mom guilt was... This monumous moment. Yeah.

00:06:23 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 1:

But how was Tim McGraw?

00:06:25 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 5:

Oh, awesome, of course.

00:06:27 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 1:

thank you for the call i appreciate it hey jake what's up hey so uh i was just texting in and uh

00:06:38 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 3:

i actually almost missed the birth of two out of my four children because of taco bell

00:06:43 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 5:

i'm here for this come on jake what were you craving well so it was one of those situations

00:06:50 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 3:

where like you have a long labor and you're like i'm not leaving this room until the baby comes And then two days later, you never left the room. So you're like, okay, I've got time. The nurse swears up and down, like, oh, you've got time, plenty of time. And as soon as I leave the hospital, my wife is calling me up, like, hey, you need to get back here. The baby's coming.

00:07:07 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 1:

No, buddy, that's like the worst thing ever. You didn't learn your lesson the first time. What's going on?

00:07:15 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 3:

Well, so the first time, it was our first two children that I happened with. After that, I learned my lesson. The second two, I never left the room.

00:07:22 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, but it also sounds like she has long labor until you leave. I'd be kicking you out of the room to go get food.

00:07:29 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 3:

That was actually the running joke with the last kid. It was taking forever, and she's like, why don't you go get some tacos now and get out of here?

00:07:35 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 1:

You know what's amazing, though? You're probably standing there or sitting in line, right? You're in the drive-thru, and you're probably going, there's only three ingredients. How can they not put this thing together faster?

00:07:44 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my gosh. Well, and the second time and the one that really stuck it to home was that I was stuck in the drive-thru, and I had one of those curbs where, like, you can't leave even if you wanted to. You're trapped. And I'm, like, ten minutes away from the hospital, and they're like, I can see ahead. I'm like, oh, my God.

00:07:59 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 1:

Did you eat the Taco Bell in the car on the way back, or did you bring it in and eat it in the labor and delivery room?

00:08:05 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, no, the worst part is I didn't eat it until, like, two hours later, so I did all that for cold, cold, cold.

00:08:11 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 1:

Nothing wrong with cold Taco Bell.

00:08:12 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 4:

And she doesn't have anything.

00:08:14 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, and she can't eat that. You wouldn't want her to eat that. Sonia, what's up? What did you miss of your kid?

00:08:20 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 4:

My daughter was selected to do the 500 relay at the swim meet, and she had never done it before, and she was really nervous and really excited, and I was a swim mom who was setting up the meal for the dinner after the swim meet, and I ran out to set up for the swim meet dinner, and I came back. I missed everything, and she was in tears.

00:08:38 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 1:

Oh, man.

00:08:40 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 4:

I felt like the worst mom ever.

00:08:42 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 1:

But you're making the meals for the kids.

00:08:45 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 4:

I know, but still, I get it.

00:08:47 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 1:

At least it wasn't going to a Tigers game, right? Rachel, what did you want to say to Tony?

00:08:54 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. I would have missed my kid's first birthday for game five.

00:09:00 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 1:

You're that big of a fan, huh?

00:09:04 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 5:

Not that bad at all.

00:09:06 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 1:

By the way, can I tell you, if they would have won, it would have been more epic, you know?

00:09:11 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 5:

Well, for sure, for sure.

00:09:13 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 1:

Tony, how was the drive home calling and checking in with Brooke and making sure everything was okay at home?

00:09:18 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 2:

It was brutal. The grand slam that Cleveland hit still is haunting me.

00:09:25 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 4:

Happy birthday to your beautiful wife, by the way. Oh, is it her birthday today?

00:09:29 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 2:

Oh, thank you. Yeah. Happy birthday. You better remember.

00:09:31 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 1:

Wait, what are you doing today? You better not be missing that birthday.

00:09:36 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 2:

I got to figure that out. I got to make it up today. Would you get her? Something good?

00:09:41 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 1:

No, you got to do something big. Give her a day where she doesn't have to take the kids somewhere. That's right. Hold on, hold on. Albert wants to say hi to Tony. Albert, what's up? You're on with Tony Travato, our boss.

00:09:54 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

Hey, Tony, how are you? What up, Albert? Hey, man, I just wanted to say that...

00:10:00 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 1:

You know, I love you. You're a sexual deviant, and I love you even more.

00:10:08 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 2:

Albert, I'm not really that interesting.

00:10:12 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 1:

Albert, were you at the podcast? Albert, were you listening to the show on Friday? I absolutely was. And every time I hear Tony, I'm like, you sexual deviant. Oh, that's the greatest. All right, buddy. Well, we will talk to you, Albert. Thanks for making it worse on Tony here today. Love you all. Bye. All right. We'll see you. Bye, Tony.

00:10:36 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 3:

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