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Thank God I Found This Hottie in Church
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Thank God I Found This Hottie in Church

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March 4, 2025 | 00:10:51 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Good to have you guys here with us. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. My favorite thing in the world is during a commercial break to see Kevin out in the hallway FaceTiming one of his, I don't know, harem of ladies. Stop the cat. Do you guys ever pay attention to him when he's out there in the hallway?

00:02:58 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, I don't pay attention to him, but I notice that that's what he's doing.

00:03:01 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 6:

It's typically in the morning, and it's my devotional partner. That's all. No, no, no. Come on. Is it always her? Yeah, it's devotion. Yeah, she does devotion early in the morning, and I participate. So what is devotion for those that are not as religious as you? I do believe them. So let me tell you this. So let me look at the devotion today. The devotion today was expecting promises of his presence, protection, and purpose as he works everything together for your good. And to remember to always have grace with yourself as you develop deeper spiritual readiness.

00:03:32 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 2:

Is this the girl that you're not on her list anymore, but you're like, okay, okay.

00:03:38 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 5:

So wait, so explain to me, your only relationship you have with her is the relationship of the Lord. it hey jesus christ my way to come on you're not so you're telling me that you have no other intentions because if you lie about that yeah i never said that yeah he's been pretty clear

00:03:59 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 6:

and very upfront with this one i do my best i don't lack of communication leads to imagination and that's where things get muddy and crazy and that's where people get their feelings are

00:04:09 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 2:

but wouldn't it be easier to just do it like after the show because it feels like you're

00:04:12 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 5:

calling her every commercial break uh it works for us yes it does work for you it does so i would what i would like to know from you and i don't know if this is the case would you go straight to hell if at any point any of this is just purely just to be naked with her in bed no no it's nothing because you can't lie about like i always say that you can't lie about something religious like if you're not if you're just trying to get a date with this

00:04:48 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

girl you know what i mean like she's our she's already aware of my intentions um we both love the lord and that's one of our common grounds that we firmly stand on yeah i'm not that's one One thing I will tell you.

00:05:00 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 1:

Everybody in my life will tell you that the thing that I love the most is a liar. The thing that will get under my skin more than anything in the world is a liar. And I'm a firm believer of treat others the way you want to be treated. So that's one thing I don't do is lie. All right.

00:05:13 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 2:

Lydia, this is it. Okay. Between you and Kevin and, you know, looking for relationships, you're going to meet them at church. That's where you're going to meet. Lydia, do you look around like when you're at church? Cause you go to Lydia goes to church like three days a week or does some kind of church activity like three days a week do you think that you uh any portion of that could

00:05:33 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 6:

be you meeting somebody at church no i just get in do my prayers get out and there's nobody cute there no they're cute like they're good looking but i'm not gonna shoot my shot in a pew you know aren't there activities though that aren't the service yeah and one says they have like a bible study afterwards but i never go bianca goes really and you go and you meet guys there are

00:05:56 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 2:

Are there guys that are part of that whole thing?

00:05:58 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 6:

I've met a few. I've actually tried to set Lydia up with a couple, but she's not into it. But I've tried.

00:06:03 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 2:

I want to know if there are any listeners that are checking out the show that has ever met somebody through their religion. Like they met somebody through a church or something like that.

00:06:13 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 4:

Well, remember for the longest time, Shrine and Royal Oak right there on Woodward had what everybody dubbed the ass mass. Oh, that's right. I forgot about that.

00:06:21 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 5:

And when I was single and first moved here, everybody told me to go to the Sunday night service. Yes.

00:06:27 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 1:

There is nothing wrong with a Bible baddie.

00:06:30 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 2:

I remember that back then when you were talking about going to it, we talked to girls that literally met their relationships at that mass.

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Yeah, tons.

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844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or text 95500. Does it also consider this? Somebody said, I met my fiancee at my boss's wife's funeral, and they were there at the funeral at the same time. I guess that is, right? Because they're putting them there. That is kind of a weird place to meet somebody. Like, you ever go to a funeral service or a wake or something?

00:07:10 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 5:

We know somebody who met her now husband at a funeral.

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Who?

00:07:13 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 5:

Gina.

00:07:15 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. I forgot about that. The cleaning lady? No. No.

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Oh, isn't that, am I right in that story?

00:07:23 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 2:

I think that their spouses both died, right?

00:07:25 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 5:

Or in like a grief counseling. I think it was a funeral.

00:07:28 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, she's on vacation right now. Otherwise, I would call her. She sent me a text yesterday about Joe.

00:07:33 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 5:

She would answer your phone call.

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Okay, hold on a second. Hold on.

00:07:37 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 5:

Is she in spring break in Punta Cana?

00:07:40 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 1:

She's the nicest woman in the world.

00:07:42 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 2:

What'd she say? She sent me a text not that long ago, and the text was something to the extent of, So, yeah, she said, I literally met my husband at his wife's funeral. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Gina Kellett. I love Gina. Texter here, another texter at 95500 says that they're part of a Bible group for their mental health, but also to try to see if they can meet somebody that's nice. That's kind of a cool thing because you got somebody that you at least know. but I wonder if say like Zach for instance not that I don't think Zach has got any kind of religion in his life I don't know Zach because I know you work here all the time and you work hard I never have talked religion with you but what if Zach went to one and lied about his intentions and he was only trying to go there to take it uh what he said did you hear what he said no here come in

00:08:38 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 1:

here Zach very faint Zach I feel like that's the same type of situation you go to an AA meeting just Just to, you know what I mean? Just to hook up with people.

00:08:47 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 2:

And you fake?

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Yeah.

00:08:48 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 2:

That you have an alcoholic? Zach, tell everybody what you've told me in my ears. Should I do that for socials? For socials.

00:08:57 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 1:

Anything for the show, Zach. It's terrible.

00:09:00 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 2:

Do you know that they're all going to church bingo tonight? I got bowling. So you got bowling. Yeah. So would you give a...

00:09:06 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 5:

It's not church bingo.

00:09:08 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 2:

What is it? It's a regular bingo. I thought it was at a church.

00:09:11 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 5:

No, but it all goes to charity.

00:09:13 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 2:

Oh, okay. what's going on janice how you doing hey good morning i'm great you met your husband through

00:09:22 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 3:

church yep we went to church camp together i was 15 he was 17 and we've been married 46 years this

00:09:30 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 2:

year oh my gosh wait so you guys saw each other first time you didn't fool around at church camp because that would be really bad we kissed at church camp did you really okay and i kissed him

00:09:42 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 3:

first if i would have waited for him we wouldn't be married today but that's cool though that that

00:09:46 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 2:

many years later that you guys have been together yes um listen to this hannah are you there yep i'm here hi we're talking about meeting through your religion what happened

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so

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I met my husband through a Shiva house.

00:10:02 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 8:

A Shiva?

00:10:03 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 4:

After someone, yeah, a Shiva. So after someone dies in the Jewish religion, they have seven days of mourning, and there's 10 people come in, meet Sam, come condone the family, and I met the nephew of the person who died.

00:10:22 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 8:

Oh, my gosh. Wait a second. Your intentions were good, though, right? You weren't going there for the only reason of meeting somebody.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

00:10:31 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 9:

No, I was very good friends with his cousin. How do you make the first move in that situation?

00:10:37 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 8:

Get a phone number? Is it weird to get a phone number?

00:10:39 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 4:

So he actually asked his cousin for my number. And then after the seven days, he texted me. I told him, yeah, I'm not interested. And then we ended up kept on talking. And then since then, it just, it went from there.

00:10:58 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 8:

Wow.

00:10:59 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 4:

I told him, like, the first text, I'm like, yeah, you're not my type.

00:11:03 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 8:

But you never know. But sorry for your loss. You know what's great, though? It's great. I love being Catholic because I only have to go to, like, one funeral mass. Being Jewish, the seven days of Shiva, that's a commitment. Like, I mean, they're already dead, for God's sakes. But that's a long time.

00:11:24 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 9:

Lydia, aren't Chaldeans that same way? Don't you mourn for a year?

00:11:28 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, we do for about a year. We wear black, but for the first 40 days, it's like... Wait a second. And nobody can get married in that year, right? That's the reason why all Chaldeans are wearing black? Yep, that's why you wear black. You wear black for a whole year, but for mostly the 40 days if they're not as close. Yep, no celebrations, no weddings, birthdays, anniversaries. Nothing for a year. That's crazy.

00:11:47 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 8:

I always thought that Chaldean guys just wore black polo shirts all the time just because they wear black polo shirts. I didn't realize they were mourning. What's going on, Jordan?

00:11:55 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 7:

Hey, yeah, first time, long time. Hey, Bobby! Listen to you guys for years, but I actually met my wife in youth group when we were both in high school. She was a couple years younger than me. We went putt-putting together. We didn't end up dating for quite a few years after that, but we've been married almost seven years now and are expecting our first baby. Wow.

00:12:17 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 8:

Were you thinking dirty thoughts about her at youth group when you were a kid?

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No. Maybe.

00:12:24 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 8:

That's the part. Think about that. If you go to church and you see a hot girl at that ass mass that Shannon's talking about, like, how do you get the dirty thoughts out of your head?

00:12:33 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 10:

Young life in Slovenia. We were all super inappropriate there. People were hooking up.

00:12:36 - 00:12:59 | Speaker 8:

The worst. I went to Catholic school. I went to an all guys Catholic school and the all girls Catholic school was right down the street from us. And all the girls would wear those Catholic school girl, like, you know, the outfits. Skirts. And to me, it was like, oh, what? Why are they thought that they're wearing those things actually was a good thing. You know what I mean? It was not a good thing. Did you have to wear a uniform when you went to Catholic church or Catholic school?

00:13:00 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 10:

Yeah.

00:13:00 - 00:13:01 | Speaker 8:

Did you hate it or no?

00:13:02 - 00:13:08 | Speaker 10:

I loved it, but I was lazy, so I liked just the availability of an easy outfit every day.

00:13:08 - 00:13:14 | Speaker 8:

We need, by the way, Megan, I want Megan to go to Ass Mass. Can you go to Ass Mass at all?

00:13:14 - 00:13:17 | Speaker 10:

That would be a hard pass. No, come on.

00:13:18 - 00:13:20 | Speaker 8:

What are you doing on Sunday night? Anything?

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Not church.

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