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Mojo In The Morning

That's For Kids Only

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March 19, 2025 | 00:09:49 | Leisure

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. Whose birthday was it? Oh, I'm sorry, you were out at a restaurant, right?

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Yeah, I was just picking up a particular order. We love a good to go because I'm not getting dressed to go sit down somewhere, but I still want the food. As I was waiting for my food, though, I heard this birthday song go off. And I'm always, every time I hear any server sort of sing that birthday song, I immediately go, where's the adorable child? Where is he? And turns out, not a child, but a grown-ass man being sang to. And the first thing I thought, and you told me if I'm a curmudgeon or not, was, we need to stop singing happy birthday to people over time. i famously worked at a restaurant that was like known for having and i almost said a curse word

00:02:51 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 9:

buttload let's just say that yeah different birthday songs i remember that you guys did not have just one song we had six you had tons of those things um and to be fair i did love it when

00:03:05 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 6:

it was kids because usually they were like super excited just leave me alone they were super excited But I looked over and it was a grown-ass adult And I just said, we done with that First of all, it wasn't even a fun birthday song I feel like restaurants don't do that anymore It was just a regular happy birthday song Which sounds like a death song I don't want to hear that On my birthday, there are good versions of it Thank you people of color But the white version is terrible And sounds like, hey You're closer to death

00:03:36 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 9:

No, no, no, the Polish version is good too The Stola, Stola, Stola, Yejia, G and I When they do that I like that one, too.

00:03:43 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 7:

Japanese version is good, too. The Japanese one? I don't know how I know that.

00:03:48 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 6:

That's still the Death March song, though.

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Is it?

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Yes. Happy birthday to you.

00:03:55 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 7:

Sounds like you're gonna die soon. See, in the Murphy family, when Happy Birthday is sung to you, we try to make it sound as bad as possible. So everybody starts at different times, different tones, sometimes different voices, different accents, and it's actually really good.

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Oh, really?

00:04:08 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 7:

The only good one is, it's bad. Happy birthday to you. Oh, that's a great one.

00:04:13 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 8:

Yeah. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. My favorite. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear darling. I am going to go on a limb. I'll say you're a bit of a curmudgeon. Yes. I think there are some times where you just need to pick me up. I agree with you. You know what I mean?

00:04:35 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 7:

That song does not pick you up, though. It does. It depends on your energy level. and your effort when you sing it. No, the pick-me-up is the free sundae coming with the song. Give them the sundae. They don't do that anymore, either. No free desserts anywhere, hardly.

00:04:49 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 8:

I would rather have the free dessert and no song. I will say this, though. If I am an adult and there's a happy birthday song, bring me a shot. Keep your sundae. Sure, sure. That's the way to do it. I always feel like...

00:05:00 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 1:

like the person that's getting birthday wishes sung to them never wants it to, unless they're a child. Correct. It is slightly awkward. It's sometimes a surprise. You don't like it at all. You know what I mean?

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I really don't want 16-year-olds coming over to wish me a happy birthday.

00:05:15 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 2:

I feel old already. Okay, but I do love the restaurants, and Chi-Chi's, R.I.P., back in the day, on Eureka Road, used to do this, and Aldana's in Troy, the Mexican restaurant that I love, Although they have raised their prices, and I'm very disappointed. But on your birthday, they bring you the big sombrero.

00:05:35 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:05:36 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 2:

And you have to stand on your chair. And I love that. That's pretty cool. I love that.

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But to Kevin's point, if that hat does not come with a shot, don't bring me the hat.

00:05:44 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 1:

You don't want it at all, right? Don't bring me the hat. All right. Yeah.

00:05:47 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 3:

Attention, Julie. She's got a birthday in the house. It's Cindy's birthday. Today is a very, very special day because it's Haley's 14th birthday.

00:05:59 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 2:

Did you guys ever go to a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese back in the day? Do you know what they do now?

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What do they do?

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So Smith just went to one on Saturday and they put you in one of those win booths. Yeah. And they let it blow around and you can get like tickets or whatever. Points for tickets. Like Chuck E. Cash kind of? Yeah. That's really cool. I mean.

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I used to.

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Do that with adults, but like money.

00:06:27 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 1:

I used to bring the kids to Chuck E. Cheese for their birthdays, and the animatronic things made me feel like they were going to kill us.

00:06:34 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 3:

Animatronics freak me out, especially underwater animatronics. Really give me the heebie-jeebies.

00:06:39 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 1:

I do have to say that Megan is a little bit of a curmudgeon, but she also is right on this one, because I do hate when the birthday songs are sung to myself. I don't like it, but that's just me. but i will also say that the people that work there and this you're obviously somebody that has worked at a restaurant they seem so less enthused about doing it we don't want to do it they don't like it we don't want to there's a restaurant in chicago that we will go to and celebrate birthdays at for jacob when uh because our son uh jake lives there and there's they're so aggressive at the end with a like at the end where jacob literally goes i have more anxiety now than i've ever had in my life because of this damn thing i feel like i'm not revealing too

00:07:21 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 3:

much but we would always be in the weeds there would be eight million like burgers that needed to be ran out the servers were pissed the bars backed up and they would be like go do a birthday song take at least five people with you and everybody was like no by the way i i have to

00:07:37 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 1:

tell you that one of the saddest things i've heard uh not that long ago was that red robin is now one of those places that's being faced with the potential of closing down did you hear about that we gotta get out and support i'm telling you there's there's something wrong Yeah, they're talking about Howl Red Robin.

00:08:04 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 3:

Oscar Mayer and Flintstones were the best.

00:08:06 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 1:

Yes, there you go, there you go. Happy, happy birthdays. Aaron, you like when you're being sung happy birthday?

00:08:14 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 4:

um no i texted in that uh texas roadhouse makes you sit on a saddle they do oh really so you

00:08:22 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 1:

actually are like what riding like uh a bull or something like that or a horse what is it does the saddle do anything okay where is kp uh you know what uh unfortunately our our company doesn't allow us to to divulge information on stuff they've told us that we can't do it but She's no longer with the show, and we hope her to have nothing but the best. Love KP. I do love all the people that are aggressively asking that on social media, and they are aggressively coming up with their own theories on stuff. But she's going to be great. She'll pop up somewhere else and do something else, and I know that she will do great with it. And I will tell you this, that the people who are so aggressive with this thing and say that they'll never listen again, I'll hear from you probably on the next person that leaves the show. That usually happens that way.

00:09:18 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 4:

I've been listening since Spike was on the show. I'm not going anywhere. I love all you guys. Thank you. You guys are amazing.

00:09:24 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 1:

Thank you, man. I appreciate you so much. Now, jump on the saddle. I want to sing to you. By the way, that just sounds so sexual, doesn't it?

00:09:30 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 2:

It does. I am a big birthday person. I love celebrating my own birthday. I love celebrating other people's birthdays. I think it's important. I don't want to ride a saddle.

00:09:38 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

I remember you riding the saddle in New Orleans. We went to this place in New Orleans. Aaron, let me tell you real quick with this one. You've got to hear this story before you get going on your day. We went to New Orleans for morning show boot camp, and they had one of those bull ride things, and the guy must have liked Shannon.

00:10:00 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 6:

other person he knocked off within seconds this guy must have been enjoying shannon's booty on the saddle because he literally he kept you on there for like 20 minutes it seemed like very

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true shannon was like this is doesn't enjoy shannon well that's true but but that was it

00:10:14 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 6:

was interesting though the guy was very very long he kept slowing it down when you're about to fall and stuff erin have a great day buddy we'll see you uh amanda what's going on it's mojo in the

00:10:24 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 3:

morning what's going on good morning so i will be 37 may 1st and i love when they come sing me the birthday song bring me whatever tune up your vocals because i want to clean up your vocals

00:10:38 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 6:

what is the restaurant that has the best birthday song though for you

00:10:44 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 3:

um honestly i like to call uh red robin applebee's yeah um yeah the chain restaurants they come out

00:10:53 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 6:

they start clapping yeah by the way i have obese will clap for you i saw uh one of uh one of my favorite people in the world jordan letterman celebrating a birthday with all of his friends he's like you know 28 29 years old and at the end of the birthday thing the friends did now you got to skip around the room i've never seen that before have you ever seen that at all they made him skip around the room it was crazy i i but i i because i've seen people do it before where they'll do the may the dear lord bless you or the people that at the end will you know do some kind of liking i think the polish tradition is you know they do some kind of crazy thing i don't know uh but uh i've never seen the skip around the room part i thought that was kind of interesting

00:11:32 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 2:

next time you go to a chain restaurant look at the server who's very last in line to go to the table and look at the look on their face because they are pissed i actually next time i have a

00:11:41 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 6:

birthday and i have them sing to me and i know that there's the straggler i'm gonna say stop guys i'm not gonna be happy until that guy i will fill out the comment card if you don't sing for me

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