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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. For those that are wondering, you aesthetically can't be able to tell unless you're watching it live and you don't see that Megan is there. Although, can we prop something in Megan's seat?

Dude, I'm cracking up at my empty chair. It's so funny on live.

So your empty chair just sitting there? Where's that cutout that we used to have?

Oh, we threw those all away.

We got to get... Oh, wow.

Well, anything from the old studio had to be thrown away.

I got thrown out too, by the way. So my cutout is gone. Although I'm kind of happy because, to be honest with you, it was my pre-Mongiorno cutout.

Let me tell you, every time that scoreboard for throwbacks or throwdown is put up and I see that old photo, I'm like, could we please?

Yeah, I know. But you know what, though? It keeps me motivated, I guess. But Megan's in Toledo and she had an event last night. What'd you have last night?

Dude, I took myself on a date. I went to the Valentine Theater, which is in downtown Toledo, to see the Toledo Opera do South Pacific. And it's incredible.

Really? What is South Pacific?

It's an old musical. I want to say it came out in like the 40s or the 50s. Still super relevant to today and today's culture, which I think is really interesting. But they have a whole bunch of Broadway people like doing all the lead roles. and then a whole bunch of locals doing all of the ensemble roles. And it's phenomenal. It's cool. It's so good. They have performances on Friday and Sunday this week.

So you did that last night, but then you stayed overnight. So where did you end up staying? Where were you?

So I don't mean to brag, but I did sleep on my brother's couch last night. Shout out to the IKEA couch because it was weirdly comfortable. But I definitely got stuck in Toledo after the storm. But before the show, I came straight from work in Detroit and I just had a bag packed like just in case. So I had a suitcase with me and my dad was nice enough to let me go change at his apartment. But what I thought was super funny was while I was leaving to go like load up my car and go to the show, he was leaving to go on a date with his girlfriend. So we just, you know, left together and I'm rolling my suitcase. We get on the elevator a couple of floors down. a woman gets on the elevator with us and she joined us in the elevator and asked if I was his guest for the weekend and if we had any special dates planned with the bad weather or if we were just planning on cozying up together.

Oh my god, that's so awkward.

She was trying so hard to just be a nice neighbor and the first thing that came out of my mouth was and she did not know what was going on. My dad starts cracking up because it's clear she thinks that he's my sugar daddy and i went that is my father she was mortified i was mortified but i was like this is why i can't hang out alone with my dad

you know what my favorite is my favorite is that your dad is a good looking

middle-aged man and i'm in my hot girl era and you are and honestly guys that are your dad's age are dating girls that are your age they are yeah and your dad also he lives for those that don't know this her dad uh lives in a beautiful like high-rise downtown yeah and so i always feel like guys that live in those high-rises are all bone-in young girls they all are let me tell you

every young girl in his apartment lives with a dude my dad's age.

It's craziness. I mean, you see that. It's like, for those that live in the Detroit area, it's like guys that live in Birmingham. Like, you go to any of these restaurants in Birmingham, like, it was a Hyde Park or whatever, you'll see old guys with young girls, and you gotta be careful because they may be their daughters, but they're probably not.

You told that one story about you going out with Lydia, and you guys were talking about the show. I've had it with Lydia.

I've had it with KP. I've gone out to dinners with them or to lunches, and you've got to sit there and go, they work with me. I work with them. You have to kind of like do it.

One time I went to my dad's apartment, and he has a doorman, and they were like, oh, are you a guest of Mr. Mick? And I gave so much attitude. I did not mean to, but I was so grossed out. I was like, you mean my dad?

Does that happen, by the way, to a lot of daughters that are listening to the show? Do you ever have that with your dads? Like you can't go out with your dads without people for some reason getting this weird feeling that you're actually going out with a guy that you're dating?

Yeah, I remember one time it happened to my sister and I. I took my sister to see Drake back when he had a jungle tour, and we had a nice seat. And she had a cold friend that came up and walked past us. And my sister greeted her. They hugged. And then when she kind of pulled away from the hug, she looked at me, and I introduced myself. She looked at my sister. She was like, okay.

that's my brother um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is the telephone number which one of you megan would be more likely to say they're not my type you or your dad as a joke back to this woman?

I think that my dad is not my type and I'm everybody's type because I'm perfect. No, I actually don't feel that way at all. No, I think my dad's girlfriend is literal perfection and she's a much better person than I am. So we're probably not each other's type.

I would love it. That would be such a great Scott Mick thing to go, she's not my type. It's his daughter. You know, because you know how every dad thinks that their daughter is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Which is weird because the first reaction is that's an insult. The second reaction is, no, that's a fair point. Yeah.

Right. Text her here at 95500. This is from 616. Says, this happens all the time to me whenever I go out. We end up having to say to everybody, this is my dad because he's so good looking. What's up, Kia? How you doing?

I'm good.

how are you guys this morning what's happening this happens to you too your dad gets mistaken

for your man yes um my dad works for a security company and he was like hey you know i got a job for you or whatnot and um i was he came up to the site and we were just talking laughing and joking and i said you know bring me some lunch can you go get me some lunch and the guy was like oh is that like your your dad like your daddy and i was like that's my father he made me

that's the weirdest part when you do call him dad you got to be careful of the inflection that you have kia when you say it because if you say if you say it in a way that you just want to be like oh i love my dad but you got to be careful because they might think that you're meaning you know you love your dad what's up cassie how you doing good how are you we're doing good we're having some fun thinking about Megan getting in the elevator with her bag and this woman thinking

isn't that funny yeah does this happen with you yes so I actually work at a factory with my father but he works in a different area of the plant and I went over to go talk to him and as soon as I walked away his co-worker went up to him was like hey that girl you were talking to I caught dibs honor oh my god oh my god what did your dad say he was like um well that's my daughter so

that's horrible that guy's gonna get his ass whooped by your dad what's up courtney how you doing i'm good how are you guys we're fantastic be safe out there what's up um

it happens with my son all the time and even when his girlfriend's with us people say oh is that your girlfriend meaning me and he's like oh no it's my mom and it's just it's it happens all the time i he was he's gonna be 29 and we're in the emergency room and people are like oh how what's your relationship i'm like i'm his mother but inside you're like i mean

you know it's great skincare products are working it's so funny when that happens with my son joe because when he's with his mom all the guys will sit there and say something about how hot his mom is and his listeners will call out joe's mom chelsea being hot it drives him crazy so you're if you ever call the joe show call him up and the first thing out of his mouth go by the way if you're a guy your mom is hot and watch him go nuts he gets so protective of his mom it's

hysterical what's up stephanie hi so i work with my dad and we were at this like big trade show and everyone went out afterwards and we're sitting next to this woman and she looks at us with this kind face and just says oh my god how long have you guys been together and i just stared at her dead face and i said about 28 years

that is so great that is such a great story thank you for the call by the way it does happen with daughters and moms too kate says kate what's up hi first time long time

i just wanted to say that um my mom looks super young um and we get confused for lesbians like Literally all the time.

That's awesome. That is so funny. Thank you for calling. Which one of you guys is, well, I was going to ask the question, which one of you guys is the lipstick and which one?

It's her mom. No? Just again. Your mom?

It's her mom.

No, Joe.

I know. Thank you for the call. We appreciate it. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24-26 at the Caesar Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin', JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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