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That's Not My Dad!
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That's Not My Dad!

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June 15, 2023 | 00:12:55 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show. I had a very embarrassing moment happen to me that I will tell you about coming up here in just a moment.

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A single breath I can take.

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So Father's Day is this Sunday. And last weekend, I went to what I think is the Father's Day gift capital of the world. And that Father's Day gift capital of the world, Carl's Golf Land. Anybody that lives in the Detroit area, you know it. Mike, I think that Grand Rapids people will travel to Carl's Golf Land, won't they, to go get their golf stuff? Yeah, if you're looking for specifics, yeah, absolutely. Or like a Cabela's or Dick's. Yeah, those are great, too. Those are awesome. But if you want golf, you go to Carl's because for some reason, and I don't know what it is, we all just love to go in there and spend a lot of money. Well, I'm in there, and not necessarily for Father's Day, but it was for my birthday, and Chelsea did me the whole pick whatever you want, okay, which was awesome. So I went in, and I bought a putter, and I got myself a new putter, my first new putter that I've had, you know, probably since I was like 20 years old. And I see this girl that's standing in front of me. She's probably in her 20s. I mean, I'm guessing 27, 28 years old. And she's got a whole ton of stuff in her arms that she is going up to the counter to go and purchase. And I see the guy that's standing next to her, her dad, looking like he's happy as hell. This is the greatest moment of his life. He's going to be getting some great Father's Day gifts. So I lean up to her and I said Wow That is going to be one hell of a father's day For your pops And she looks back at me and goes He's not my dad And I go Oh I'm sorry are you guys not together And she goes no he's my boyfriend And just then my wife says Why don't you go to this line It looks a little shorter Oh god

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Why didn't you try to save yourself and say No I'm talking about the stuff that you have in your hand Yeah, it looks really good.

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Yeah, exactly. It looks wonderful. It's too late. I honestly felt so embarrassed at that particular moment. But I thought to myself, I'm like, what a horrible, you know, situation to be in where you're going out with the guy that you're dating who's much younger than you. You can't do it prior to Father's Day. Like, you got to stay away from Father's Day because everybody's thinking that you're the daughter. I mean, it wasn't the dad. It was the sugar daddy. Right. Well, that's true. And here's the question that I have to ask If you're somebody that's in a relationship With a much older man Do you buy him a Father's Day gift When he's not your father? Would you call us up and tell us at 844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 This girl looked like, by the way Just so you know And I know that we all know what she looks like

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She was an Italian, kind of Chaldean-ish looking girl. And so she looked like Bianca, the girl that works here and does social and promo for us. And the guy looked like a gray-haired, like perfect grandpa from a... And I'm going... Silver Fox. I'm going, what do you guys see in each other? I mean, I see what he sees in her. She's beautiful.

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But then again, I would be looking and going, that could be my daughter or granddaughter. And what she sees in him is the bank account that's paying for all the stuff that she had in her hands, probably, right?

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Sugar daddies deserve daddies for a father's gift.

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If you are a sugar baby, please call us. Do you get your sugar daddy for Father's Day gift? I want to know.

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Yeah, 844-MOJO-LIVE. Let me get these winners here for our daddy-daughter dance. Robin, you are coming to our daddy-daughter dance. Congratulations to you.

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Excellent. Thank you so much.

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Robin is going to be taking her dad. And this is actually kind of cool because, Robin, you and your pops, man, you guys have had a relationship for so long, obviously. But how old are you?

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I will be 53 on Juneteenth. My birthday is now made a national holiday.

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Wow. And dad is how old then?

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He is 78.

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Oh, my God. Wow. So dad is going to be out there. Hopefully, is he in good shape to be able to get around?

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He is. He is in excellent shape.

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Perfect. Well, we're going to have fun with him. And I'm going to tell you this. that when you guys are out there dancing on the dance floor, people are going to wonder, is she the sugar baby?

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I promise not to step on his feet.

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Yeah. Hold on the line for one second. Mojo in the morning, Paige. Good morning. Hey, Paige, you're coming to the daddy-daughter dance, too. Congratulations.

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I'm actually calling for my wife to be able to bring her dad. Oh, my God, that's awesome.

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That's cute. That's beautiful.

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You should come, too. It's your father-in-law.

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Yeah.

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All right. Both of you guys should absolutely come.

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That would be nice. Tell Lydia how many tickets you need, okay?

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Okay, I will. Thank you.

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All right, we'll see you. What's up, Deja? Hi. Hey, Deja. You're coming, too. How old are you, Deja?

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27.

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And your dad is Rasheed Wallace, it says up here. No, I mean Rasheed. Your dad's Rasheed.

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No, yes.

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I love it. Is your dad the type that would want to go out and celebrate with his beautiful daughter?

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Yes. He has four of us, so.

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Oh, my God.

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Everybody should come. We're asking what we're doing.

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Deja, what are your sister's names?

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India, Amber, and Autumn.

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So Deja, India, Amber, and Autumn taking Rasheed the Pops out. Get tickets for all of them. Tell that to Lydia, okay?

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Okay. Thank you so much.

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All right. Hang on the phone. If you want tickets right now and you don't want to win them and wait for us to tell you when to call in again, go to MojoInTheMorning.com or any of our social media. click on daddy daughter dance you can buy tickets for as low as $25 a piece they're VIP tickets if you pay for them the money goes directly to breaking and entering Christmas wish can I say

00:08:01 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 2:

something I posted about the daddy daughter dance on my Instagram yesterday and my dad wrote a comment on it and he wrote I have to read this this to you because it was so sweet he said trust me peoples this event is great you asking your dad to a party a dance is a huge compliment and a slap on the back for the guy he will talk with so many other people in the same situation and be very proud of the young lady who brought them together.

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Tim Murphy. Tim, what a guy. You know what?

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I'm telling you, it will be the best night for you and your dad.

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All right, Mojo in the Morning. Jessica, are you there?

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Hi.

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Jessica, do you buy your amazingly much older sugar daddy, Father's Day gifts?

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Um, no, it's kind of like a different like turn on it. So I'm a nurse at the hospital and I cannot tell you how many awkward situations I have been in with patients with like somebody else in the room with them. I'm like, okay, like your, your dad, they're like, oh, this is my boyfriend or this is my husband all of the time. It is so uncomfortable. I get to the point where I just don't even address it anymore.

00:09:20 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 1:

Wow. Do the girls that are with these guys, that are dating these guys, do they look like they care about the guy and they're worried about his health because they're worried about their money going away from them?

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Sometimes it's questionable.

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Yeah. Like, I sit there and I wonder, all right, is she in the will or not in the will? So if she's not in the will and she just still wants to get her car payment paid, she's probably concerned. If she is in the will, she's like, pull the freaking plug on this old bastard.

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Oh, yeah. Sometimes it just doesn't add up, and you're just like, oh, okay, I'm just going to smile and keep going.

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That's funny. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

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Yeah, bye.

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All right.

00:10:00 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 3:

A couple of texters, by the way, texting in saying that I am right now in a relationship with a guy that is 40 years older than me. 40 years older. I'm trying to, like, put that together because I know it's obvious for you. 20 and 60. 20 and 60 years old. Or 25. Probably what? So you figure they're at least, you know, I don't know how old they are.

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That would mean if the rules were reversed and that was me, that my boyfriend would be being born right now.

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Oh, my God. What is that saying? You would be. What? What is a woman called? A cougar? Or what is she called? Yeah. If she does that, yeah. But isn't there any kind of a name for, like, she pays for everything for him? Like the sugar daddy? It'd be sugar mama, right? Is that what it is? 586 says, I need a diabetic sugar daddy. Another person just texted in here. It says, Mojo, I saw you at Carl's Golf Land and I saw that couple too. That girl looked like she was not his daughter, but granddaughter. That's how different in age those guys were. I mean, I'm telling you, it was very drastically different. What's up, Carl? This isn't Carl's golf land, is it?

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Hey, what's up, Mojo?

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How you doing? What's up, Carl?

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Hey, good. I'm down here in Orlando. I listen to you guys.

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Oh, okay.

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When I used to live up in Michigan. But anyway, my wife is 25 years younger than me, and I'm 65. She's 40. When we used to go shopping, she would basically, people would look at us straight, and she'd go, Daddy, Daddy, I want that, Daddy. And it was funny. It was great.

00:11:40 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 3:

Really? Yeah. Do you have kids that are the same age as your wife?

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yeah my uh my oldest son and my wife are months apart who buys you better father's day gifts

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your wife or your adult children my my adult children your adult children get you better gifts you're in trouble that 40 year old girlfriend of yours is going to be pissed at you can i ask a question because because my wife i know or that a 40 year old wife carl carl this

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is kev i'm new to the show i got a question for you i've always wondered in these situations where you're dating a younger woman and she's around the same age as your son like are you ever worried that maybe they may like each other or have you ever sensed that he's like yeah she's hot like how do you navigate that wow that's a good question um it's funny my wife is very gorgeous

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She's from another country, and she's very exotic looking, and, you know, it never bothered me, you know, so that's not something I've ever worried about.

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She got the old bull, now she wants the young cow.

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You guys are funny. That would actually be flattering, though. Isn't it flattering to find that other people find the girl that you're with attractive? Unless it's your son.

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Right.

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Exactly. No, no, but it's actually, you know, it's weird. I was married for a long time before. And actually, you know, there's no life. There's a lot of dynamics and things I never considered before I left the marriage for so many years. And actually, now I actually counsel people on marriages based on my experience. So I share my experience with people.

00:13:37 - 00:13:45 | Speaker 3:

Wow. And your counseling is, if you're unhappy, find somebody that is 15 to 20 years younger than you.

00:13:46 - 00:14:00 | Speaker 4:

No, no, no, Mojo. Actually, what I counsel them on is that before you leave your spouse, one thing I never knew, look what the bible says about marriage and then if you both still want to go ahead and get divorced

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then try counseling but give it everything you got okay all right that's nice that is nice well happy father's day to you just so you know you don't get double the gifts because i just looked right now on the calendar and there is a sugar daddy's day so there is their own day so father father's day is this weekend sugar daddy's day is not until november

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Okay, well, I look forward to that Hey, I listen to you guys

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Guy's got nothing to do He's retired, he wants to keep talking Oh, thank you, I appreciate that Thanks, Carl Later, buddy

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Also, you better hope your son gives you a good grade Otherwise, he's taking your girl

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Can we call the son?

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