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mojo in the morning show listen to our podcast if you don't listen to our show live we appreciate it we've got all kinds of them we've got our regular show podcast which you just search mojo in the morning and then the after show podcast more mojo which includes Podcasts of the entire show And also Mike and Megan's show The Slightly Messy Podcast Which I understand if there's If there's truth to this please speak up I understand that Mike was Broadcasting the podcast From a very interesting location Yesterday is there any truth to this rumor

Yes there is truth to that I was driving we decided that I was gonna Drive like home And we're gonna do the podcast that way so I just did it Put my airpods in and And drove home and did the podcast for my car. And then at about, I think, Portland-ish off of 96, I had to pee. So we could have ended the podcast right there. But Megan's like, just go in. Just go ahead. We'll keep it going. And I'm like, okay. So I just walked in and went to the urinals. And this is a whole side thing, but they need to change a lot of things in public restrooms. Because the urinals do not need to be in a U-shape where you're standing there and basically back-to-back with dudes. I think that's the weirdest thing in the entire world.

No, the weirdest would be face-to-face.

Yeah, I guess I don't want to look in the eyes while I'm peeing somebody else. Could you imagine?

Hey there, high five. They actually, there's some sporting arenas where that was the case, where you would pee and then you'd look.

Well, everybody remembers the troughs of the Red Wings, Joe Louis Arena, but Mojo's talking about there was some circles where you'd go up and pee into like a fountain. And there's a guy like looking over. Yeah.

And I always would sit there and go, I'd had like the worst stage fright. I couldn't get my pee out because I would be like, man, these guys are hung. This is craziness.

So I walk in, and she's like, as I'm going, I thought she's just going to sit there and listen, and I don't know what she was going to do while I was peeing. But she starts feeding me lines to say to these guys as I'm standing at the urinal. And I'm like, no, I'm not going to say these things. Oh, my God, I love it. Yeah, so I think we have audio of the lines. Oh, good.

Okay, am I playing it or are you playing it?

Oh, I think I sent it to you.

Oh, you did? Where did you send it to me? your email i can play it from now hold on if you want whatever you want i want you to play it from your end oh okay i'm gonna play it from oh here it is okay i like it potty pod audio is what it's called potty pod audio here we go i'm in your headphones right yes say this again oh oh that

oh that was so that's what i thought we're a lansinger this is yes yes you're in

You didn't give us the dream sequence Where's the dream sequence

You didn't give us a segway

Now you know what this is like This is like when people do those messages on their phone And they're like hi Hello hello you ever do that And then you talk back to them and you're like what the hell's that Alright here we go This is from the potty podcast

I'm in your headphones right Nobody can hear me Is anybody else in there

I'm standing in a urinal peeing

Ask him how big it is. Nope. Nope, we're going to do it. Ask him how he walks with that thing. Ask him his grooming routine. Just ask him if you can help. Oh, what else can we ask him?

This is like that impractical Joker show.

He's produced for that.

How come they're talking and you're not talking?

Yeah, wait, well, first off, again, where are you again? I'm standing at a little, like, the little urinal, not even the normal-sized adult urinal. I'm standing at the U-shaped urinal, peeing, like, while she's saying these things into my ears, and there's dudes at every single other urinal.

And what public restroom is this? Is this, like, a truck stop, or what is this?

Yeah, like, one of those public ones off of 96. I think it was the Portland one, I mean.

this shows you how busy we are at this time of the year that Mike has to and Megan has to, they have to do the podcast Mike on the road and Mike had to go to the bathroom

I'm giggling and peeing and it's weird did it stop?

it might have stopped it might have been bad internet there for a second hold on, stand by stand by we're back no, where did it go? stand by, it's called bad internet bad internet air. I'm using your headphones, right? Alright, here we go. Hold on.

I just answered you again. Ask how many children he's produced for that.

There's a lot of people.

Yeah.

How come they're talking and you're not talking?

Because I'm giggling and peeing and it's weird. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, it's very loud.

Did you wash your hands? What kind of... Do they have one of those Dyson hand dryers?

It looks like a laser. Like it was like... Turn my hand... It's got like a blue light under it. Whoa. Fancy. in there by the way like big bushy beard men big huge bushy beard men

Mike I I think it's funny that if I had oh geez if I had to bet would Mike do it I would have bet yes because Mike does just about anything these guys must have been so big and so burly and you're in the middle of nowhere michigan off of 96 there and you you got scared to do it i i actually i'm shocked you know what

the difference was is when you're doing it on the radio there's three million people listening and they know they know where you are but the people in the in the building don't know what's going on which makes it funny but also kind of safe like it feels a little bit so we're doing it on a podcast it's just megan and i and i'm out there by myself and yes these were giant hunting like they just got done hunting men like just huge there were big overalls and orange gear

with big bushy beards and we're back to back megan you had great questions or great comments for mike to say like that was honestly good prompts and mike i agree with you i probably it's funny it's It's the radio safeness of it. I feel safe enough that I have at least more than just Megan on the other end to save my ass if all of a sudden one of these guys starts pummeling me.

Nobody's saving your ass. If you're going to get pummeled, you're going to get pummeled. I know. It doesn't matter who's listening.

It's safer on the radio for some reason. I don't know why. There's some kind of a comfort in knowing. Yep. My last words were said on the radio, not on a podcast.

Yeah, and what if only three people listen to that podcast, but like four people listen on the radio?

No, because I would have clickbaited, titled it, and said, who Mike got murdered? Listen here.

You guys have, by the way, the Slightly Messy Podcast. You can get it off the More Mojo platform. You guys have some of the biggest listenership. I don't even know if you guys realize this, but your downloads are in the hundreds of thousands.

Oh, really? Yes.

Yeah. No, it's amazing. The only problem is many of those don't.

come actually just on the Wednesday that you release it. They come like a week later, so they wouldn't find out that Mike died until a week later.

Right. Poor Mike. But you know,

you get them over the course of a week, people check up with

you guys. We're very inappropriate over there.

Listen to that podcast. Go check that podcast out. And listen, I'm going to say this to you. Their podcast is better than any true crimes podcast. I know everybody loves those true crime stuff, but that is a true crime. Mike in the bathroom. It's a pee crime. That's awesome. Good stuff. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. A couple of things before we leave here today that we got to get into. Oh, Megan, since I got your attention, I'm going to.

Why did you say it like that?

Because sometimes Megan's, you know, snoring in the corner of the studio. But usually when we talk about our kids, for some reason, she cares nothing about our children if we're talking about it. So, Megan has a friend who has the weirdest kink ever, and she found out about it in passing with him talking about a new girl that he was just with.

Yeah, so he was getting down and dirty with a new lady in his life. We love to hear it. And I was like, oh, was it good? And he was like, it is the best that I've ever had. And I said, oh, do tell. And he was getting into it. He said, I had never felt like I was better in bed. And I said, were you trying something new? Was she into something you had, you know, never done before? Like, what happened? And he was like, oh, this had never happened before. I was like, give me the deets, give me the deets. He had hooked up with a girl who had asthma. And she had an asthma attack in the middle of her session. And he said he had never felt more accomplished than literally knocking the wind out of something. He was like, from here on out, I want a girl with an inhaler, but the inhaler has to be across the room because if she's getting out of the bed and walking across and she can't breathe, I did my job.

When did this happen? As a fellow asthmatic, I'm asking this question for a reason. What time of year? Like recently? Yeah, recently. Yeah, you know, because you have flare-ups throughout the year. This is one of those times. So it's like half him, half seasonal.

Don't tell him, though. Don't tell him. Let him think. has that ever happened to you has that ever happened to you Shannon in the middle of sex

and you get the inhaler out

and quite honestly it's super embarrassing because you sound like that and you like can't breathe and you have to stop

I would be worried I was going to kill you

no I'm good

for this guy and stuff too he's so excited about this whole thing what happens if she goes into an asthma attack moment that you can't

revive her from. I mean, if she gets a blue ring around her lips, you rush her to the hospital. Pardon me? No, that really happens from lack of air.

Thankfully, she was able to communicate and at the beginning was like, I'm having an asthma attack. It wasn't like he was completely caught off guard. They weren't mid-session. She just passed out on the bed. I think that would be a little bit scarier. The good

thing is, once you take that inhaler, a couple puffs, you're good.

I think only... and I may be over-exaggerating this, I think only maybe twice in my entire relationship with Chelsea has she ever done the roll over on the bed and go, like that? Okay, maybe once. But she's only, when she has done that, it makes me feel like I'm a freaking stallion. You know what I mean? Because I do it every time. Do you think this girl has to, at some point, again, Like pretend that she's having an asthma attack now Oh my god You'll never be able to have sex with her ever again

She set the bar real high

If she doesn't have an asthma attack ever again You're thinking oh my god I was horrible Yeah

He kind of set the bar really high at the beginning right

Yeah exactly What's up Michelle how you doing

Good morning how are you guys

We're good Not as good as this guy What say you

So this is so embarrassing But if I have a really, really good big O, like really good one, it sometimes causes a seizure.

Oh, my gosh.

And my husband knows just to stuff my mouth full of medicine.

Oh, my God. Oh, my Lord. It sounds dangerous.

Have you ever been put in the hospital?

Oh, yeah. Like from baking cookies and doing it and having a seizure?

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Like, is your seizure, you say that he has to stick. Is it, like, one of those ones where they have to, like, you'll, like, bite your tongue or something? Or what's the story?

No. What happens is. My calcium drops When I have the big O And it causes My body can't rebound So he has to stuff my mouth full of Tums

Oh my gosh Full of Tums I don't wait to ruin the big O though Just a mouth full of Tums

Can't you just load up on a big milkshake before You need some calcium

Question, does he get a high five afterwards If that happens

Oh I've high fived him after

That's amazing. Be careful. All we've got to do is shake the bottle now. Karen, listen to this one. In the middle of having naughty time baking cookies, what happened to you? Karen?

Oh, I want to hear her story.

She's there. I can hear her somewhere. Karen? Oh, my God. I'm staying with her. Because maybe she's having it right now. Karen. Whoever's on our phone line, say hello. Maybe your name's not Karen.

Erin. Erin. Sharon. Lauren. Lauren.

Hello.

Maren. Karen.

Here, see if they're there. KPA, answer that line back. Because I want her to tell that story. That's a wild story. Here we are talking about this, about Megan's guy friend.

We just changed the name because it is hard to hear sometimes.

I think it's you know what it is she's on a bluetooth and those those freaking bluetooth you can't sometimes hear oh we got disconnected from her yeah okay call back she ended up having a medical uh issue I've never heard of this ever happening to somebody she had a gallbladder attack

what having a big oh wow yeah what is that like her gallbladder but like what happened well I

I think it's big stomach pains, right? Isn't it?

Did she dootie?

Did she drop a grumpy?

I don't know what's wrong. I don't necessarily know if that's exactly what happens when you're. I thought that some human being had actually dropped a grumpy. As she's frantically trying to call us back

So we don't spread that rumor about her

Poor lady A lot of asthmatics calling us up Saying that this happens to them That this happens to them a lot Hello Mojo in the morning, hi

Hi, I just wanted to comment On the What happened during the sexual moment

Yes, what happened

So for me I had just been with this guy For like not even a month and I had an ovarian cyst, actually, rupture.

Oh, my goodness.

I was dealing with a lot of pain, and I was like, oh, no, it's nothing, it's nothing. But then I just laid in bed, and, like, 10 more minutes went by, and we ended up going to the hospital. He'd only known me for, like, a month and stayed there, like, 2 in the morning with me.

I've heard that a lot of times that people will find out that they have an ovarian cyst from intercourse. So were you making any kind of like, like, I mean, it had to be very painful when that happened. Were you, did he think it was him that was the reason why?

No. Well, I actually don't know. So like I, um, I had these nipple clamps on at the time.

Yeah. I don't do it. Read the book. Yeah. Yeah. So you went to the hospital with your nipple clamps on?

No, I did not leave them on. Then I'd taken them off. I'm like, maybe, maybe this is not helping the pain. So I decided to take him off And I tried to go to sleep And laid there for like another 10 minutes or so And the pain just got worse You know I often get that kind of stimulation Confused with my ovaries So I get where you got confused

That is unbelievable We're glad that you're okay Everything worked out What a story By the way when she just threw that out there It's all casual I love our listeners Karen you're back with us Karen. You are there, Karen. Karen, were you okay? You had a gallbladder attack in the middle of sex?

Yeah, yeah, it's true. I thought I had food poisoning. He had taken me out to dinner. This is when the Michigan-Michigan State game was, and we were going to go watch the game back at the room. Anyways, I was like, I think I'm going to be sick, so I excused myself when he got sick and then came back because I'm no quitter.

Hey, yeah. Yeah.

And then I said, oh, no, I think I think I'm going to be sick again. So I went in the bathroom and, yeah, I got sick again. And I came back out. Wow. And I said to him, okay, let's try this again.

Oh, my gosh.

Girl.

This poor man.

And I said, I'm sorry, but I really think you're going to have to take me to the hospital. I think I'm having a heart attack or something.

Anyway, long story short. Karen, wait. Long story short. Did he get to finish before you went to the hospital?

Yes.

Oh, wow.

Were you okay, Karen?

Were you safe?

Yeah. Yeah. I went to the emergency room and proceeded to continue getting sick. I made poor man call my mother and everything. Oh, my gosh. I'm with your daughter, Kelly. I mean, Karen. my mom said my mom said you're with my who you're what

i'm so glad we got you on to tell that story because that story is so great thank you so

much for the call a little jealous yeah woman's never been with me and said wow he moved my organs

um i can't believe also the other people that are calling joe joe you there Yeah, hi. How are you doing? Joe, poor Joe, you thought you were really good until you found out what, Joe?

So we'd been together about a year. She had a toddler, so we were always real quiet in a one-bedroom apartment. And then she got pregnant fast with our first one. So it was always quiet and quick and quiet and quick, right? So about a year and a half into it was our first Valentine's Day together, you know, being alone and and actually spending some real time without kids around so we really you know really you know yeah baked a lot of cookies yeah and it was the first time we spent a lot of time and it was the first time she'd ever experienced one after another and then then the multiples and it it hit her so hard so fast she thought she was having a big heart attack i ended up having To take her to the hospital Because she was having panic attacks Because she had never experienced that before Dude did you feel like that man

You should be awarded

Bragger I did at first And then I felt bad afterwards You know what I'm saying

Joe you stallion you

Well no because then after the longest time Then she was like hesitant and scared

Oh so she didn't want to do it anymore Because of that You guys are together still right

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you're a wonderful guy. She's going to love that you called us up to tell us this story. By the way, play her the podcast later tonight while you guys are in bed. See what she says.

I love that he kept saying quiet and quick.

What's her first name? I'll say hi to her right now so she can hear her name on the radio.

Jill.

Jill. Hi, Jill. We love you. We're glad you're safe, Jill.

I would tell that story at every party.

Every party.

All right, take care, buddy. We appreciate it. Thanks. Bye. Never have I in my life ever done that, nor probably will.

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A home World Cup only happens once in a lifetime, and we are not missing a second. I'm Castle 1021. On the 1021 podcast, me and the crew break down every match like it's personal. The drama, the upsets, the debates you'll be having all day. Soccer, culture, and chaos in one place. Pick a side we already did. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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It was like the Jaws shark. Didn't always work. Came with its own problems. That's what made it great. The cast of Obsession.

On set, there was so much magic happening with each scene we were putting together. Deep dives into classics like 2001 A Space Odyssey or Fight Club, plus weekly episodes on all industry news. Listen to Raiders of the Lost podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow at Raiders of the Lost podcast and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

What's up, fam? It's sports journalist Ari Chambers.

Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl.

And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports.

From game-changing performances to culture-shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way.

Because everyone watches women's sports.

Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.