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The Asthma Attack during Sex
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The Asthma Attack during Sex

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December 22, 2022 | 00:13:15 | Leisure

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Mojo with the body!

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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. Oh, Megan, since I got your attention, I'm going to...

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What did you say at least?

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Because sometimes Megan's snoring in the corner of the studio. Oh, fair. But usually when we talk about our kids, for some reason she cares nothing about our children if we're talking about it. So Megan has a friend who has the weirdest kink ever, and she found out about it in passing with him talking about a new girl that he was just with.

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Yeah. So he was getting down and dirty with a new lady in his life. We love to hear it. And I was like, oh, was it good? And he was like, it is the best that I've ever had. And I said, oh, do tell. And he was getting into it. He said, I had never felt like I was better in bed. And I said, were you trying something new? Was she into something you had, you know, never done before? Like, what happened? And he was like, oh, this had never happened before. And he's like, give me the deets. Give me the deets. He had hooked up with a girl who had asthma. And she had an asthma attack in the middle of her session. And he said he had never felt more accomplished than literally knocking the wind out of something. He was like, from here on out, I want a girl with an inhaler, but the inhaler has to be across the room because if she's getting out of the bed and walking across and she can't breathe, I did my job. When did this happen? As a fellow asthmatic, I'm asking this question for a reason. What time of year? Like recently? Yeah, recently.

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Yeah, you know, because you have flare-ups throughout the year. This is one of those times. So it's like half him, half seasonal.

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Don't tell him, though. Don't tell him. Let him think. Has that ever happened to you?

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I felt like I'm more of a man.

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Has that ever happened to you, Shannon, in the middle of sex? Many times.

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Honest to God, many times.

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Really?

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And you get the inhaler out? Yeah. And then you continue?

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And quite honestly, it's super embarrassing. Really? Because you sound like that. And you, like, can't breathe. And you have to stop.

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I would be worried I was going to kill you. Right.

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No, I'm good.

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No, but for this guy and stuff, too, he's so excited about this whole thing. What happens if she goes into an asthma attack moment that you can't revive her from?

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I mean, if she gets a blue ring around her lips, you rush her to the hospital. Pardon me? No, that really happens from lack of air. Wow.

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Thankfully, she was able to communicate and at the beginning was like, I'm having an asthma attack. It wasn't like he was completely caught off guard. They weren't mid-session. She just passed out on the bed. I think that would be a little bit scarier.

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The good thing is, once you take that inhaler, a couple puffs, you're good.

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I think only, and I may be over-exaggerating this, I think only maybe twice in my entire relationship with Chelsea has she ever done the roll over on the bed and go, like that? Okay, maybe once. But when she has done that, it makes me feel like I'm a freaking stallion. You know what I mean? Because I do it every time.

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Do you think this girl has to, at some point, again, pretend that she's having an asthma attack now?

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Yes. Oh, my God. You'll never be able to have sex with her ever again.

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She set the bar real high.

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If she doesn't have an asthma attack ever again, you're thinking, oh, my God, I was horrible. Yeah. That poor guy.

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He kind of set the bar really high at the beginning, right?

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Yeah, exactly. What's up, Michelle? How are you doing?

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Good morning. How are you guys?

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We're good.

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Not as good as this guy in there.

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What say you?

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So this is so embarrassing. But if I have a really, really good big O, like really good one, it sometimes causes a seizure. Oh, my gosh. And my husband knows just to stuff my mouth full of medicine.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my Lord. It sounds dangerous

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Have you ever been put in the hospital? Oh yeah Like from baking cookies and doing it And having a seizure

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Yeah

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Like is your seizure You say that he has to stick Is it like one of those ones where they have to You'll like Bite your tongue or something Or what's the story?

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No, what happens Is my calcium Drops when I have The big O And it causes My body can't rebound So he has to stuff my mouth full of Tums

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Oh my gosh, full of Tums Tums, she said

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I don't wait to ruin the big O though

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Just a mouth full of Tums

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Can't you just like load up on a big milkshake before? You need some calcium?

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Question, does he get a high five afterwards If that happens?

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Oh, I've high fived him after

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That's amazing Be careful All he's got to do is shake the bottle now Karen listen to this one In the middle of Having you know Naughty time baking cookies What happened to you? Karen

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Oh I want to hear her story

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She's there I can hear her somewhere Karen Oh my god I'm staying with her Because maybe she's having it right now Karen Karen, whoever's on our phone line, say hello. Maybe your name's not Karen.

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Erin? Erin. Sharon. Lauren. Lauren.

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Hello.

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Maren? Karen.

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Here, see if they're there. KPA, answer that line back, because I want her to tell that story. That's a wild story. Here we are talking about this, about Megan's guy friend.

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We just changed the name, because it is hard to hear sometimes.

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I think it's, you know what it is? she's on a bluetooth and those those freaking bluetooth you can't sometimes hear oh we got disconnected from her okay she ended up having a medical uh issue i've never heard of this ever happening to somebody she had a gallbladder attack what having a big o wow yeah what is that her gallbladder but like what happened well i think it's big stomach pains right isn't it

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Did she dootie?

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Did she drop a grumpy? I don't know what's wrong.

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I don't necessarily know if that's exactly what happens when you're.

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human being and actually dropped a grumpy as she's frantically trying to call us back

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so we don't spread that rumor about

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poorly a lot of asthmatics calling us up saying that this happens to them that this happens to them a lot hello Mojo in the morning, hi

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hi I just wanted to comment on what happened during the sexual moment stuff

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Yes, what happened?

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So for me, I had just been with this guy for, like, not even a month, and I had an ovarian cyst, actually, rupture.

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Oh, my goodness.

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I was dealing with a lot of pain, and I was like, oh, no, it's nothing, it's nothing. But then I just laid in bed, and, like, 10 more minutes went by, and we ended up going to the hospital. He'd only known me for, like, a month and stayed there, like, 2 in the morning with me.

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I've heard that a lot of times That people will find out that they have an ovarian cyst From Intercourse So were you making any kind of like I mean it had to be very painful When that happened Did he think it was him that was the reason why

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No well I actually don't know So like I had these nipple clamps on At the time

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That'll do it Read the doc Yeah Yeah?

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Yeah.

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So you went to the hospital with your nipple clamps on?

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No, I did not leave them on. Then I'd taken them off. I'm like, maybe this is not helping the pain. So I decided to take them off, and I tried to go to sleep and laid there for like another 10 minutes or so, and the pain just got worse. Oh, my God. You know, I often get that kind of stimulation confused with my ovaries, so I get where you got confused.

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That is unbelievable. Well, we're glad that you're okay. Everything worked out. What a story. By the way, when she just threw that out there, it was like, well, I had my way. It was all casual. I love our listeners.

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You know, when you get to that part.

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Karen, you're back with us. Karen. You are there, Karen. Karen, were you okay? You had a gallbladder attack in the middle of sex?

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Yeah, yeah, it's true. I thought I had food poisoning. He had taken me out to dinner. This is when the Michigan-Michigan State game was, and we were going to go watch the game back at the room. And anyways, I was like, I think I'm going to be sick. So I excused myself when I got sick and then came back because I'm no quitter. And then I said, oh, no, I think I think I'm going to be sick again. So I went in the bathroom and, yeah, I got sick again. And I came back out and I said to him, OK, let's try this again. Oh, my gosh. This poor man So then I said, I'm sorry, but I really think you're going to have to take me to the hospital I think I'm having a heart attack or something

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Long story short Karen, wait, long story short Did he get to finish before he went to the hospital?

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Yes Were you okay, Karen?

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Were you safe?

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Yeah, I went to the emergency room And proceeded to continue getting sick I made the poor man call my mother and everything Oh my gosh I'm with your daughter Kelly, I mean Karen Oh my god My mom said You're with my who, your what

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Oh no I'm so glad we got you on To tell that story Because that story is so great Thank you so much for the call

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No problem, thanks Woman's never been with me and said Wow, you moved my organs

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around um i can't believe also the other people that are calling like joe joe you there yeah hi how you doing joe poor joe uh you thought you were really good until you found out what joe

00:13:56 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 1:

so um we've been together about a year she had a toddler so we were always real quiet in a one bedroom apartment and then she got pregnant fast with our first one so it was always quiet and quick and quiet and quick right so about a year and a half into it was our first valentine's day together you know being alone and and actually spending some real time without kids around so we really you know really you know yeah baked a lot of cookies yeah and it was the first time we spent a lot of time and it was the first time she'd ever experienced one after another and then And then some multiples, and it hit her so hard so fast. She thought she was having a big heart attack. I ended up having to take her to the hospital because she was having panic attacks because she had never experienced that before. Dude, did you feel like that, man? You should be awarded. Bragger. Bragger. I did at first, and then I felt bad afterwards.

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know what I'm saying? Joe, you stallion you. Well, no because then after the longest time then she was like hesitant and scared. Oh, so she didn't want to do it anymore because of that. Yeah, yeah. Are you guys, you guys are together still, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're a wonderful guy. She's going to love that you called us up to tell us this story. She's going to by the way, play her the podcast later tonight while you guys are in bed. See what she says.

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I love that he kept saying quiet and quick

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What's her first name I'll say hi to her right now So she can hear her name on the radio

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Jill

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Hi Jill We love you We're glad you're safe

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I would tell that story at every party

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Alright take care buddy We appreciate it Bye Never I in my life ever done that Nor probably will

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