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The Awkward Toast
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The Awkward Toast

from Mojo In The Morning

February 21, 2023 | 00:07:29 | Leisure

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Okay, I want to hear about this, Megan. The awkward toast. So, where were you?

00:01:46 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 3:

I have secondhand embarrassment just remembering this story. Like, sometimes when I tell you guys things I want to talk about, I regret choosing this one because I'm cringing already. One of my really good friends here at work just left, right? So his last day was Friday. So some of us decided to take him out to lunch, and at the very end, because we're psychopaths, we decided to get a round of shots. Okay, all right. I can get behind that. It's been a while since I've dunked a shot, but it's his last day. We love him. I was emotional. We were going to go. um so we get this round of shots and i raise my glass and give this very heartfelt toast and i'm i'm talking about how much i've appreciated him having my back at work and how great he is to be around and yada yada and it's just really nice i'm proud of myself sometimes i think i do in fact have a gift of words were you patting yourself on the back afterwards like

00:02:50 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 4:

a little part of me was like damn girl nailed it you can't give a gift to save your life but girl

00:02:55 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 7:

you're toast the applause was going off in your head like in my head it was like

00:02:59 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 3:

like an oscar speech that we talk about you really like me like it was so good it was so good um so i'm feeling good and i look to the person next to me silence i look across to the person across from me waiting for them to then say a toast Silence. So I've just laid down my heart on the table, thinking that we would go around and all do this. Nope, just an awkward, like, 10, no, 10 seconds seems too long, like a six-second pause, which doesn't seem like a long time. But that silence was deafening. And then everybody just went, cheers. And then...

00:03:40 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 7:

What did you say in the toast that might have gone over not the way that you thought it went over?

00:03:48 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 3:

I don't think I said anything bad. I just think I was a little too emotional for the day. Like, everybody had their bar way lower than I did. Like, for me, this was the end of an era. This was, I'm now the last person in the friend group to survive here at iHeart. And this broke my heart.

00:04:07 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 7:

Wait a second. You're the last of the Rat Pack, so to speak?

00:04:12 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 3:

Yes, yes. It was just me and this guy. And we would be like, we're keeping the flame alive.

00:04:18 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 7:

Who left? Who took off?

00:04:20 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 3:

Frank left. Yes, my Frank leg!

00:04:24 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 7:

Did he go to New York to be with his girl?

00:04:27 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 3:

So they're not going to New York. I think they announced it. I don't think they'll be upset. They're going to Chicago.

00:04:34 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 7:

Oh, nice. Okay. That's good. That's close. So wait a second. Can we call Frank and ask Frank about the toast and what was so awkward about the toast?

00:04:42 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 3:

I honestly think you should because I think it would be funny. I don't know if...

00:04:46 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 7:

Text me if I... Let me see if I have Frank's number here. Okay, let me see.

00:04:48 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 3:

Let me try to pull this up really quickly here.

00:04:51 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 6:

Send it to me because she won't be able to hear him if we plug your phone in.

00:04:54 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 7:

Oh, that's right. Okay. All right. Send it to Ellen.

00:04:57 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 3:

Share contact. Got it. Yeah. Sending it to the... We're going to, we're going to find out what the toast was all about.

00:05:04 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 5:

All right. There you go. It's, it's. Oh, I love it. Send it to the group chat.

00:05:08 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 3:

I want to know. I want to know about this. I want to know why it was that they were so, I don't know, not. Dumbfounded. Yeah. I mean, well, would you say dumbfounded or would you say that they were just like, what the hell is that all about? Like, what was it?

00:05:24 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 5:

I don't know. But this is literally Frank's first day not here. The first thing we're doing is calling him at 9 o'clock And I'm like, hey, babe

00:05:31 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 3:

Let's find out what exactly was said

00:05:39 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 4:

Was he truly concerned about Megan's mental health At this moment in the night?

00:05:45 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 5:

Probably Night? You think night? This is 1 p.m., sir

00:05:48 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 3:

Oh, nice, nice Maybe that's the thing Maybe a toast at 1 p.m. was lured

00:05:53 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 4:

You can't even blame it on being tired

00:05:54 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 5:

Right

00:05:55 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 3:

Frank not answering? What did he do?

00:05:59 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 5:

No, but his voicemail is the song Believe It or Not. Oh, my God.

00:06:04 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. Hold on a second. I want to hear it. I love it. Greatest American Hero, right? Is that what that is? Hold on a second. So raise your glass if you don't know.

00:06:20 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 5:

Come on, Frank. Come on.

00:06:22 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 3:

Does he do the Believe it or not, Frank's not here That's what he does

00:06:28 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, almost word for word

00:06:30 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 2:

Was that from Seinfeld?

00:06:33 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

It's from Seinfeld Frank, Frank, Frank

00:06:41 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 1:

Oh my god, stop Stop it I'm going to be out Or I pick up the phone Where could I be Believe it or not I'm not home

00:06:59 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 5:

Do you understand Why I love him?

00:07:04 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 1:

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00:07:09 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 3:

Frank, it's Mojo Will you call me back? I would like to talk to you about something That involves Megan Talk to you later

00:07:18 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 5:

You were trying to think of something to sing, weren't you?

00:07:22 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 3:

No, what I was thinking of doing was Okay, so what would be another sitcom That I could sing That I could sing That by a stranger from the office Here's a story About Megan Megan Do a toast Let's all raise our glasses We got water and stuff here, don't we? Toast to what? I don't know. Let's do a toast. Do a toast to your girl, Ellen. I don't know.

00:07:58 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 5:

I was going to say, if anybody around here does toast, Jesus, Lord, it's Monday, it's Spike. I just get weirdly emotional at inappropriate times.

00:08:07 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 3:

On St. Patrick's Day, his toasts are amazing, but I think you have that quality, too. So let's see how good you are.

00:08:13 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 5:

This is what it sounded like. If I could recreate Friday, this is what it was. You know

00:08:17 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 3:

Wait, you were crying during the toast?

00:08:21 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 5:

Not really, but it was pretty emotional I'm trying to get into the moment

00:08:23 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 3:

I was going to say, that's probably what they were freaking out about Like, wow, she is really emotional about Frank leaving

00:08:28 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 5:

Here's what the toast was Nobody puts up with my emotional springboarding From top to bottom Quite like you, Frank Can't count the number of days I have cried in your office But I really appreciate you just listening That was so nice

00:08:44 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 4:

It's not bad if it all comes out.

00:08:47 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 3:

Maybe the reason why they didn't get all excited about this, they're worried about you emotionally now that Frank's gone.

00:08:53 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 5:

Honest to God, everybody should be worried.

00:08:57 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 3:

Megan, she's the best. And don't you forget it. This is Bojo in the Morning.

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