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The Baby vs Football
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The Baby vs Football

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June 13, 2023 | 00:09:50 | Leisure

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00:01:31 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 6:

It's Mojo with Shannon, Megan, Mike, Kev, KP, and Lydia. Kev is about to step in it again. I am telling you, man. This might be three for three from you on this one here, buddy. I'm not scared. I'm going to tell you my truth. I'll tell you my truth. This man, for those who don't know Kev, if you've not met Kev yet, you can go check him out on all of our social media platforms. He is new to the show. Kev works for us here on the Mojo in the Morning show, but also has jobs working in the area for some very, very amazing sports programs. One, he is working for the Detroit Pistons. He's the in-stadium announcer. for the detroit pistons then he also for college basketball purposes and college football purposes works for the spartans the michigan state spartans you saw him at breslin center last uh this past season and you will soon see him uh when he is working football games this fall all right now that i set you up yeah well thank you i didn't have to do that what you got yeah so um really

00:02:48 - 00:03:07 | Speaker 5:

exciting time and i'm really excited to get back to stadiums and interacting live with the fans and for this particular football season there is a huge game happening thanksgiving week november 24th the spartans will play against penn state in a nationally televised game

00:03:07 - 00:03:17 | Speaker 6:

at ford field yeah that's been uh that's a game that a lot of people a lot of people are like going wait a second is that a good idea or a bad idea but they're gonna have more fans there right

00:03:17 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 5:

Yes, it is an incredible idea. The only bad part is, you guys know I just had a gender reveal, and the baby's due date is like the 22nd. So same time. So it's literally the same time. And I feel like, you know, hopefully the baby comes on the 22nd, and if it does, I feel like I should be able to go to work on the 24th just for a couple hours. I don't think I need to be at home for it. This is not your first kid, right? Nah. Oh, okay.

00:03:46 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 1:

But it's your first kid with Shara.

00:03:49 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 5:

Yes, it is our first kid together. It is her first child. But we have an incredible group of folks. You know, it takes a village. And if I could step out for three hours not to go to the bar or to hang out with one of our lovely dancing listeners, I'm going to be at work.

00:04:07 - 00:04:07 | Unknown:

Okay.

00:04:07 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 3:

You know what I mean? For a couple hours. I don't think that's wrong. Okay, my dad did this when I was born. He had a gig He was playing guitar And he left right after I was born To go

00:04:17 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 6:

Like how soon after you were born?

00:04:18 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 3:

I think my mom said that night Obviously your mom remembered it Because you You are still talking about it I am now 24 years old Still talking about it

00:04:28 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 4:

How was your relationship with your dad?

00:04:30 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 5:

Hey don't bring that up Well I'm not leaving the same night

00:04:33 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 6:

And by the way By the way she also neglected to tell you That her dad and mom are no longer together right now And there's probably good reason for that right?

00:04:41 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 5:

Okay, Sherelle's not a fan of the idea, but I feel like if everything goes according to plan, and the baby's born on the 22nd, the game's on the 24th, I feel like that's enough time.

00:04:51 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 6:

All right, so.

00:04:55 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 5:

I'm shaking my head right now.

00:04:58 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

Because, honestly, like Mike and I have said.

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 7:

this before you met you're making us look good right now right thank you okay but to be fair

00:05:05 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 5:

this is a rare opportunity for kev too it's not like a normal day of work this is something a little bit more special kind of a rarer occasion i get where he's coming from it's not yeah so

00:05:18 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 7:

you're saying that his job is not like anybody else's job he's an in-stadium announcer and they can't go one day without him there hey my dad could have gotten famous yeah well he's not saying

00:05:28 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 5:

that he wants to go to a regular game that he normally does. He's saying he wants to go to a special game that doesn't really happen. And not that I'm going

00:05:34 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 8:

to have a baby born every day, but I mean, you know, they don't play football.

00:05:38 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, but they're not going to play in a stadium again at another time? Are you going to have a girl? It's not going to be for a field. You know what you

00:05:44 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 7:

need to do, by the way? What you need to do is you need to bring Sherelle and the baby to Ford Field for the game. That would be wonderful. And they can wear those little headphones that you see those little kids wearing like the little sound headphones. They're two days old. She's probably still going to be in the hospital. What if Sherelle...

00:06:02 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 1:

What if she has a C-section?

00:06:03 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 7:

Or what if she doesn't give birth yet? What if she's late? And what if she's still... Will you not do your gig if she's still pregnant?

00:06:11 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 8:

I'm giving myself a two-day window. Oh, God. If the baby is born on the 24th, then I probably shouldn't go.

00:06:18 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 1:

No, probably. Oh, my gosh.

00:06:22 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 6:

You are building a Michigan fan with that little girl.

00:06:24 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 1:

This is also your chance to show Sherelle and new baby girl your dedication.

00:06:30 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 7:

This is when she needs you the most. I want you to call us up and tell us if you or your spouse, you had the baby and they still went to work that day. And what did they do for a living? Or how soon did they go back to work? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Or where did they go? That's the other one, too. Listen, if you were going to the bar to go drink and dance, like you always said, that would be even a worse thing than this.

00:06:55 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 6:

No, there is nothing. There is nothing. It is the birth of your child.

00:06:59 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 5:

Mike, you are ridiculous. You literally were talking about coming to work the next day. Exactly. You have no room to talk on that. He wanted to work from his living room.

00:07:08 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 6:

He was like, I'm my third kid, I'm my third child, and I already have a boy and a girl, and I didn't do it. You're just a hypocrite. This is a bad idea. You're just a hypocrite.

00:07:17 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 8:

That's because Mojo said, don't do it. You would have did it. It's true, by the way. Ron, what's going on?

00:07:23 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 2:

Hey, guys. Love this show. Listen, as far as going to work, I'm a wedding DJ. My second child was born at 1 in the morning. I DJed at 3 in the afternoon that day. My third child was slated to be born in the afternoon. When we went in at 8 o'clock in the morning, the baby was born at noon because of Pitocin. I DJed at 5 that afternoon. You can do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Ron.

00:07:48 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, Ron. Terrible advice.

00:07:50 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, Ron. It was the best time. I went to both weddings with the hospital bracelet.

00:07:56 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 3:

Hang up the phone, mother. Are you still married?

00:08:00 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 7:

No. I hung up on him already. I know. I'll answer for him. What's up, Melissa? Hi.

00:08:06 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 4:

Hey, Mojo.

00:08:07 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 7:

Hi.

00:08:08 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 4:

What's going on?

00:08:08 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 7:

Nothing much.

00:08:10 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 4:

All right. I agree with Kevin and Meg. Sorry. I have two daughters myself, 14 and 12. My husband went to work. the day I gave birth. Like, we need to make money, right? There we go. Yeah. I'm sorry. Like, I love, you know, I didn't need all that little, ooh, ooh, I mean, I'm with my baby. She's fine. Wow. She'll be fine. That's amazing.

00:08:31 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 7:

That's amazing that the mom giving birth did this.

00:08:34 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 8:

Do you know how pissed I would be if I'm just sitting on the couch? What? Like, that's literally the only thing I'm doing. Taking care of your baby,

00:08:41 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 1:

your freshie baby, and helping your baby mama slash beautiful girlfriend figure out what this is all about because she's going to be a first-time mom? She'll probably be asleep. Oh, no, she will not, man. I got to continue.

00:08:57 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 7:

What's up, Amanda?

00:08:59 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 3:

Hi, Kevin. Welcome to the show, first of all. And I am a long-time listener, first-time caller. Yay, Amanda. I just wanted to say that my husband wasn't even at the hospital, and I was totally fine with it. I had my mom because it was during COVID and he was working. It was tax season and he didn't have a choice.

00:09:20 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 7:

Oh, is he like a CPA or something?

00:09:22 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, he's a CPA and he had to work like all night and there was a lot of strict COVID rules. So long story short, I was totally fine with it. Someone has to pay the bills. Come on now.

00:09:34 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 6:

There is no job more important than this.

00:09:37 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 8:

I'm not trying to miss the birth. I just don't feel like I need to be at the house. You don't know that you're not going to miss the birth. In this scenario, the baby is supposed to be born on the 22nd. The game is the 24th. Let's live in that world.

00:09:54 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 6:

Plus, let's be honest. It's not U of M. It's Michigan State. Yeah, right. I wish we could hang up all night. And everybody trans.

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 1:

Why don't you tell that baby girl in her tummy tonight? You need to stay in. You need to come out on the 20th second.

00:10:05 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 2:

Megan, listen to this story here. Megan, your baby daddy, what did he do when you gave birth to the baby?

00:10:13 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 1:

He was like, I have to go watch this football game. So I'm like, okay, football. He left the hospital?

00:10:21 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 2:

He left to go watch it. What football game was it? Do you know?

00:10:24 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 1:

It was a football game. He had to coach football. He coached a football game.

00:10:28 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 2:

So like Kevin, who has to leave to go to a football game because he works as the in-stadium announcer for Michigan State, your guy was the coach of a football team. He coached his football team when you gave birth to your baby? Yeah.

00:10:41 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 1:

Well, and honestly, what does a newborn do? It sleeps. It lays there. Thank you. What does he do? It bonds with the parent. Three hours. It's three hours.

00:10:51 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 2:

By the way, you know, you must have had a good baby that didn't cry because if you've got a baby that's a crier, You would have been upset

00:10:59 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 1:

Not even that, you're just exhausted And you're a zombie Because you just pushed the baby out of your body You can sleep while you're gone Thank you

00:11:07 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 2:

I can't believe how many people are sticking up for Kevin Our listeners are so smart We're the smartest listeners in all of radio Oh, okay

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