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Mojo in the morning. We're going to talk bad kissing right now. Shannon, you have a friend that is dealing with a bad kisser?

well dealt with because that's one and done oh geez do you leave a person if they're a bad kisser well that was kind of the lack of icing on the cake for the date that they went so my i have a girlfriend who is divorced and single and starting to date again and um i love hearing her stories of these guys that she goes out with and like she she's gone out like a bunch um just hasn't had much success yet but i was dying because she was telling me that she went out with a guy this past weekend and he was the absolute worst kisser she has ever experienced in her whole entire life and i said well what what was it like did it not did you guys just not match because you know how that's a thing like yeah it's a thing you know what i'm talking about you gotta be compatible you gotta be compatible with kissing and she said no when he kissed her and i don't know how he has gotten this far in life without somebody telling him that this is a no no he didn't actually like open his mouth and kiss her he just started licking her lips like like a cat like like i just looked my microphone disgusting i did not mean you're gonna get a

disease like just her lips licking her lips so he like put his lip on lips on hers but that's what

he kept doing over and over again and she was like i mean it already i was pretty sure that i was not going to go out with this guy again but that was that was it when you meet somebody and

you kiss for the very first time and the kissing you can tell it's just awkward can it be that that they're awkward in the relationship it's kind of like you know not knowing if you should going for a hug or for a handshake or a half hug or whatever like the kiss and should you say something like no that's not good like should you call it out because i would rather it be that you called me out for being a bad kisser or not doing it and so i can say well listen i'm nervous you know what i mean or should you be a great like not everybody you know can can dance right and i'd rather you not leave me just because i'm a bad dancer i get that kissing to me is a really

big thing and i think that a lot of first kisses are awkward anyway because you're nervous you didn't know it was gonna happen like you weren't prepared for it to happen whatever like i have been in relationships where the first kiss was really bad and then it ended up being fine after that like it was redeemed in this case and this is what her and i were talking about

this is how he kisses this is no mistake this is not lack of a kiss fit this is bad

can you grab their face and kind of go no more lip more lip

I've been in situations

where I remember this girl the first couple times we kissed our teeth kept hitting each other I had another girl that she sucked my face off she used to open her mouth so wide and put her tongue, and I was like, man, if she suck a face off... I was going to say, you probably like that. That was an enjoyable experience. But I feel like when you go in doing your thing, and then it's almost like a boxing match.

You got to figure each other out.

Exactly. You have to dance, so to speak. Great analogy that you use. But sometimes there's just a nope.

What's up, Tina? It's Mojo in the morning.

Good morning, you guys. I have my husband. My husband does that. When I kiss him, when he kisses me, he does the licking on the lips. But I always stop him. But I want to say this. I have a beautiful husband. I have a good husband. I became sick around COVID. COVID almost took me out of here. It attacked my heart. And my husband has been taking care of me. I was a phlebotomist. He works at the hospital as well. that I would take his licking on the lips any day because my husband is a good husband. And he takes care of his wife.

Let me ask you a question, though. He must give it to you good in the bedroom, though, right?

Well, that's right.

But it's true. He knocked the COVID out, you know?

Oh, my God. But I just want to say, I wouldn't let that stop me from dating a person if he's a good person because like I said, I love my husband.

Can you send him to a kissing tutor? Seriously, there should be somebody there's always an expert for everything. Get a consultant or something.

I don't care about

the kissing. A kissing therapist. We need kissing therapy. That's what we need. Kissing is important to me.

Kissing is so important to me.

Tina, would you rather kiss than have sex? Because I know some people that would rather be you know making a make out section than actually have uh you know the full-on sex well well the

love making is superb like i said the kissing was not a deal breaker for me because i'll say baby stop and give me a kiss and then he'll kiss me so he does that and i just wouldn't make that

a deal breaker at all i agree i agree with that these guys that nobody if this is a popular thing where are they getting this from that that's an appropriate way to kiss i do think that i learned

how to kiss from watching tv shows and stuff like that i'm tina i don't know if you were like my mom used to watch soap operas all the time i would watch soap operas all the time and i would watch luke and laura or uh what's her name uh on all my children uh days of our lives i used to watch bow and hope i would watch these shows no you know them all i know them all i watched them all I never watched Guiding Light. Some people said it was okay, or As the World Turns and stuff. But I would watch these shows, and that was kind of like my thing. And then the first girl that I ever kissed, Lynn Evertowski, the first girl I ever kissed, I was like, all right. I knew exactly what I was going to do. I was a little too into it. It was kind of crazy. But I think that's kind of how you learn how to kiss, is when you see other people kissing. Or watching my parents kiss. You know what I mean? You watch.

What?

Think about this. your kids are watching you kiss your significant other.

I'm afraid of God they're not learning that way.

And they're watching Chelsea put her hand out and give me the Heisman when I'm trying to kiss. What's up, Paul?

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. So I had to call in and comment on one guy that was talking about that chick that was sucking his face off.

That's Kevin. Yeah, say hi to Kevin.

And I had to comment, like i've dealt with like tongue suckers before i don't understand that like not to nag somebody's or nace somebody's yay but what is that about i don't understand my ex used to do that that can

hurt so uncomfortable really bad you're trying to rip the thing out of your mouth like it's like you're getting a bruise or something i'm a tongue sucker no it hurts it's not good it doesn't feel

good it's weird you're not you have to i think it's all about one of the weirdest feelings i've

ever felt. It's all about

intentionality, and you have to know your limits. You're not sucking to suck the tongue out of there. You're sucking to apply a little

bit of fresher. No. You're not going I understand a little bit of tongue kissing, but what's with the sucking? You don't need to rip that thing out of my mouth. Yes. But you don't got to do it for 10 seconds. You know what I mean? You're just here and there. It's like a third finger. Some people just get carried away with it, though. They don't know how to stop. So do y'all bite lips?

Everyone's had a great while.

But we like that.

I know he does. Those are not the same. Those are not the same. Paul, tell him they're not the same.

I agree, Megan. They're not the same at all.

Thank you for the call, buddy. Appreciate it.

No problem. Have a good morning, guys.

You too, man. Scarlett, what are you, Scarlett? I am a tongue sucker.

No!

Yes, Scarlett! Stop it. What was it? It started when somebody did it to me, and I thought it was very seductive. So now I do it to my fiance, and he likes it if it's timed right.

No.

No.

I'm introducing you to the community.

Don't make this normal. Scarlett, tell them your technique because they think you're just going full throttle balls to the walls and you're not doing that, right?

No, no. I wait until he puts his tongue in my mouth and then I'll start sucking on like the top of it and then I'll go full on full if he gives me more of his tongue.

I think that's hot. It's not. I think that is hot. Scarlett know what she's doing. It's not. Especially if she's not like holding on and giving me like blood vessel bruises or something, you know? I don't know.

You've got to leave him wanting more.

I think that, by the way, that's exactly what you're doing. You're making a, no, it's called, she's putting the effort into that.

Cause she's such a good kisser.

What's up, Elijah? Hi.

Hey, how's it going? First time, long time. Hey there. Yeah, Elijah on the phone.

What's going on, buddy?

Well, yeah, there's this girl that I went on a few dates with years ago. and um super sloppy kisser but she would do this thing she would stick her tongue down my ear and would like make out with my ear and i don't know if anyone's ever experienced that but it was uh

yeah that one really threw me off yeah i would not want to do that nor have it done i had that

done to me one time and i got an ear infection i'm not kidding you yes where a girl literally I tongued the crap out of my ear, which felt great, but I ended up getting, like, an ear infection afterwards.

Yeah, oddly enough, it was kind of a, I wouldn't say it felt bad, but it was kind of gross. Right.

Hey, what's going on, Vince?

Mojo.

Yes.

How are you?

I'm fantastic. How are you doing?

Good. Good. So I had mentioned to Lydia, the tongue darter, or the lizard kiss, absolute worst. So I mentioned to this girl, and we've known each other for a little while,

but I mentioned to her, I'm like, I have got to teach you how to kiss,

and she got so offended and never talked to me again.

Wait, so she did not take it well when you were trying to help her along?

Not at all.

Wow, so not everybody actually feels, you know, they feel, I guess, I don't know, like you're insulting them, right? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, my God. That's awesome. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Hey, Initial A, what's going on? How you doing?

Hey, what's up? How you doing?

Fantastic. What's up?

Okay, so like when I was making out with my ex.

Your voice is, guys, by the way, just so you know. People don't think they agree to sound like... Okay, go ahead.

Right. So when I was making out with my ex, he would get really overzealous. And one time, during a hot make-out session, he started licking me from my chin up to my forehead across my left eye.

Damn.

Why? Like, what? I don't know. I don't know what the best to do with that. I was so freaked out by it.

He's like just licking away.

I would feel like I have to go through my skin care routine at that point. I'd have to wash my face. Whatever you use. It's all off now.

Oh, my God. That is crazy. All right. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Oh, hold on. Lotus, are you there, Lotus?

Yeah, I'm here.

What's going on, Lotus?

My thing with the kissing and swapping saliva, I have to know that your hygiene is on point for me to be swapping saliva with you. Like, you need to be scraping your tongue. I need to know that your breath is 100% on point because some people don't take care of themselves.

How do you make sure, though, that they have scraped their tongue?

Absolutely.

I actually just straightforward ask them, like, hey, you know, how's your hygiene routine? You have to ask these type of things nowadays. You never know.

Don't they have, like, a test that you can take? Like, a test where you can swab the person ahead of time just to make sure?

Actually, I'm not really sure. I'm just straightforward, and I ask. I have, like, total blunt conversations. And on top of that, at the end, you know, if we're both happy with the conversation, and then we can cheers and have a shot and then do a little tongue-kissing. But other than that, like, I'm good. Oh, you're killing me.

Well, thank you so much for the calls. I appreciate it. I hope you guys enjoy it.

Yeah, thanks. Have a good morning.

All right, take care.

Bring, bring, bring, bring your flower hat.

We'll take the jail mark down your father's mouth. Oh, look at him, sweet. Leave me there.

Hey, it's the voice guy on Mojo in the Morning. Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. It's my way of telling her I love her and that we're out of napkins.

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Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

Yes, because I have questions, and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that, and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana.

The podcast.

On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

The World Cup is underway, and it's been incredible. On our podcast, The Away End, with Daniel Alarcon and John Green, we're talking about the games that have delighted us, the teams that have inspired us, what we're loving and what surprised us, all through the lens of being massive fans of the world's most beautiful game.

Daniel, this tournament has been magical so far. There's so much to love, and I can hardly believe the drama that the group stage brought us. And now it's time for us to talk about the teams that are left as the field is whittled down to one World Cup champion on July 19th.

Listen to The Weigh End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Mange Shachigular and I'm back with a new season of my podcast Skyline Drive This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us And I get into a bit of trouble along the way

I'd say probably start bone smashing That doesn't work Make it look more defined They say it works, I don't know

Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.