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want to do us a favor listen please we love when you listen so just missing the show because you got a meeting or you had to go run into your kid's school or there was something that you didn't think was appropriate for your children so you turned it off doesn't mean that you have to miss it you go and download our podcast you can get them pretty much right away uh it's mojo in the morning and I always suggest that you do it on the iHeartRadio app or you can do it wherever you get podcasts just search that name okay of the show and uh we'll get your podcast and subscribe for us had a funny incident happened yesterday to me that I realized this is something I think a lot of people do so we went out with a group of people and I never could understand why I do this yet others do it too why is it that when you go out in a group of people and you need to go to the

bath the bathroom oh excuse me oh my I almost choked on my own phlegm do you need to go to the

bathroom now yeah maybe um why is it that you have to make the announcement to everybody when you stand up hey i'm gonna go to the bathroom like if we're all just sitting here as a group and we're eating why can't i just get up and walk out because that'd be awkward that would be awkward i think it's awkward that we make the announcement we don't do that any other thing that we do like if you're sitting with a group of people and you just get up and you start walking away you don't go i'm gonna go over here and i'm gonna scratch my butt you know what i mean like you don't do

something like that but you do that when you go to the bathroom it's a more what's the word i'm looking for like it would be so weird if you were in the middle of a conversation seated at a dinner and you just got up and walked away because if i were the one talking i'd be like wait what did i

did i say something but shannon i never announce it i just go because where else would i be going where do you ever leave the table and i don't want you to pay the bill because i want to split the bill no i if anyone's leaving the table it's to go to the bathroom so you don't need to interrupt the whole conversation that's going on just to tell everybody i'm gonna go pee like it's obvious

you're going to pee here's the interesting thing most people 57 of people say that they usually let people know when they're going to the bathroom if they're at a public place or in a group yeah additionally 28 say that they let people know they're stepping away but do not let them know where they're going because they're embarrassed about the fact that they've got

to go make a doody or a tinkle.

Well, I don't distinguish if I'm going to pee or poop, but I'll say I'm just going to use the restroom.

Well, people automatically just assume if a guy my size is going, that he's going to drop a deuce.

That's why I don't like to announce it, because then I feel like I'm on the clock. And if I go a little bit longer than a pee would last, then I'm like, oh, they know. They know I'm pooping. Even if I'm washing my hands longer, oh, they know I'm pooping. And then it's uncomfortable when you come back.

Are there any people that do what Mike just said about the washing their hands thing? Do you ever just get up and say, hey, I'm going to go wash my hands, but yet you're going in there to go really let one go? Because I think that there are people that do that. I know people that always will say, oh, I'm going to go wash my hands. My hands are dirty. And then you walk into the bathroom to go wash your hands, and they're in a stall.

Why do we all have to still be embarrassed about going to the bathroom? Just go. Why do you have to announce it? Where else would I be going? I'm going to go wash my car while we're waiting for the food to be cooked. No, of course you're going to the bathroom.

Spike, I felt so awkward yesterday. It was a group of our friends and stuff, and we're there, and I was announcing it to everybody, and I felt like every table looked at me like, there he goes. He's going to the bathroom at that particular moment. I was like, attention, everybody. I am going to go to the bathroom right now.

Have you ever gotten up to go to the bathroom just because you had to fart? Because you don't want to do it at the table.

Oh, yeah. Or if it's a big enough group, I'll just fart right there and then blame it on somebody else.

Yeah, and it depends on the seat. Am I in a couch? Because then I can just do it in the cushions. But if I'm... Yeah.

Yeah. If you're on a leather seat, Mike, you can't because it will reverberate. Exactly. It will reverberate off of that leather.

Good word.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. It's funny that I'm trying to think of other things that you would get to say. If you don't feel comfortable announcing you're going to the bathroom, what else could you say besides I'm going to wash my hands?

Well, people are texting you to say, I need to excuse myself or excuse me and get up. That's it. But I think you do have to say, you have to say at least that. You can't just get up and walk away. That's weird.

It's worse to say, excuse me, because I'm going to come up with a plan in my head that you went outside to have a conversation to talk smack about me and what we've been talking about. See, that's what I would say.

If you got up and walked away, I'd be like, what the heck? Exactly. Tell me what that's happening.

But usually somebody's talking. So you don't want to interrupt the whole flow of conversation just to bring attention on the fact that you've got to pee.

Well, it's funny. That's what it's doing, right? When you're announcing it, it's basically just making you the center of attention.

I've never thought about it this way, but now I'm going to be so self-conscious when I go out to eat with you guys or anybody.

I imagine a giant horn. Just so you know, everybody, I am leaving the room.

Do you remember when we were in school and they would make the announcement over the PA system and it always had that sound that came on right before the principal came up. That's what we need now, that sound. What's up, Jamie? Are you there? Oh, Jamie.

Can you hear me?

Yeah, there you go. Hi.

Hey. So, Mojo, it's so simple. It's basic etiquette. You just say, excuse me, and then you just get up and go to the bathroom. No. What you're doing. No. No, I'm too nosy. Nope, I need details. I need details. That's personal.

Again, what details do you think you're going to get? What else could be happening?

Actually, I want details when they come back.

I want to know if you hovered or not. I want to know if the toilet paper was one ply or was it the good stuff. I want to know, does the soap smell good? I want to know, is there a candle burning in there? I need details.

Yeah, but that's after you go. Before you go is usually when you're making the announcement to everybody.

Spike, you said, what else could you be doing? There really are a plethora of things that you could be doing. Again, paying the bill. If I'm with my friend Katie Stelkick, I know when she gets up, she's not going to pee. She's going to get around a shot. I need to mentally prepare myself.

If she's sniping, if somebody's going to go pay the bill, they're going to lie to you anyway. If they're not going to tell you, they're going to go pay the bill because they're going to be sneaky. Mike?

Listener Mike, hi.

Hi, how's it going?

Good, buddy. What's going on? What do you do when you have to get up and go to the bathroom?

I usually say I got to hit the head. I like that. Always works in a business setting. I'm curious myself if women amongst themselves have any, like, code words that they say when they're just around their female friends.

Oh, that's a very good one. I would guess that they would probably have code words.

No, but I think that's also part of it, part of the announcement is, like, will someone come with me? Like, do you have to go too, Megan? You're asking, yeah. Do you know what I mean?

There's also the look of, I need somebody to come with me. And the look of, don't you dare get up and join me. What do you say at this table? This is a solo event.

But there's also the look of, you are coming with me right to the bathroom because we have something to talk about.

Hey, Morgan. Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Good. How are you?

Good. What do you do?

I always tell the person.

next to me that I'm going to the bathroom so that way if anyone else asks that person can say oh

they just went to the bathroom oh that's actually a really good thing and then it doesn't seem you know so embarrassing to have to announce it to everybody you just tell the person interrupt any conversation yeah no that's that's very good uh Dawn wants to tell us what her grandpa used to

say what would your grandpa do she would say excuse me I gotta go see a man about a horse Where did she get that from I have no idea But as a kid it was really puzzling To me because I often wondered Where do all these places keep horses

Old people always had these great sayings And every now and again they come back And it's usually Jed that's the one That's bringing them back Or KP KP our producer is an old person saying person

What did she say yesterday Lydia She goes I need to go over here and take a gander at this i'm like what you can tell she's been living with her grandparents for

a year it's so cute what's up joelle okay so whenever i go i just feel like i'll be right back but then every time everybody asks me oh where are you going so i have to say it anyways

why do people ask where do you think i'm going am i going to rewire power through the ignition switch of a buick in the parking lot like i'm just gonna get my hands dirty while we're waiting

for appetizers where else could i be going exactly i'm codependent if you're abandoning me i need to

know if we were alone and it's only the two of us eating megan i would probably just say i'm going to the bathroom but like in a party you're just interrupting the whole flow of conversation hey

john hey guys what's up not too much what do you do usually when i'm at a table full of people and And if we're not, like, close friends, I'll do an obvious big look to the left and look to the right kind of look around. I'm like, you guys know where the bathroom is around here? And wait for me to point it out. I'm like, oh, okay. And I'll be right back. And then I get up and usually just kind of go. I let them know.

That's very nice and polite and boring.

Something more fun than that. Next time, just tell people I'm going to go check on the hostage in my trunk.

Donna, what do you say?

Hey, Mojo. Good morning, all. Good morning. My brother-in-law, he has always said, I'm going to leave him a little gift.

That's nice. That's real nice. That might be my favorite. Great. As I'm waiting for my meal.

What's going on? How you doing, Dan?

Hi. Hey. My boyfriend, when we first started dating, used to say, I'm going to file paperwork.

That's actually good. It sounds very official, doesn't it?

Very official, but sure as hell not filing paperwork. Right.

Well, yeah. What's up, Michelle? Hi.

Hi. My husband used to say he would have to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

I've actually never heard that before.

Yeah. That's actually a good one. I'm going to try to use that one from now on. Guys, I'm waiting for my meal.

And then you're going to talk about that.

What do you do, Victoria?

So anytime I'm in a public place or just casually at my mom's, I get up and they'll be like, wait, where are you going? I'm like, do you want to come with me? Do you want to watch? Do I need help or what?

It's so funny that people ask, where are you going? What are your options right now? Where do you think I'm going?

Somebody said you should say, Mojo, exactly what you say when you get ready to go into commercials. We'll be right back right after these words. That's actually a good one.

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