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show zach is in studio with us this morning zach is our uh what i always forget what the hell i call you our executive audio producer that's what that's what we like to call him we like to give I'm a big old name here. We give titles instead of money. I don't think we can. That's what we do at iHeart. We got good things. That's good. So Zach has a crazy story, and this deals with one of your roommates and a crazy ex?

Yeah. Well, she's always around, so I don't know if she's really an ex, but last night we lost our power.

Oh.

So we have a fire stick. I'm like, let me take the fire stick to my sister's house. you know i'm gonna use my roommate's account you know whatever we couldn't find the tv remote though so it's been like two weeks where we've lost the tv remote and i finally confronted him yesterday i was like hey like do you happen to have it in your room can i take it to my sister's whatever and he looked at me and he was like hold on gets on his phone he's like ashley you got the effing remote again again again yeah i looked at him and i was after he was done he was like yeah ashley's got it and i was like again what what do you mean well when we uh get in a fight this is her revenge

are you kidding me is she nine years old right well now i'm thinking well i need a revenge for

her stealing my gd remote and why is her revenge community-based it needs to be specific just to

Damn, she's affecting the whole crew. So this is kind of a weird one. Does this happen a lot? Like when you get into fights with significant others? Or have you guys ever had like girls? It just seems like a girl thing. There's no guy that would ever do something like that. He knows the true value and sacredness of a remote. He would never have a remote be away from its space.

Although now you can download the remotes on your phone.

But you have to pay a fee. With a fire stick?

Yeah, it's like $14. Okay, I don't have a fire stick. I do not know that.

Shannon sounds like a remote stealer, just by saying that.

It's not a remote stealer. We just always, no, you know what happens in our house is the dog always eats the damn remotes. So we're constantly ordering new remotes, and so I have to have the app on my phone.

What is the world, what in the world, though, you know, is that, like, are there any crazy exes that have ever stole something from you because they knew that, you know, maybe, in this one you said you don't know for sure if Ashley's an ex?

Yeah, she might be coming back tomorrow.

Oh, I wouldn't let her in the house. Unless she'd bring the remote. Actually, you know what I would do? I'd let her in the house, but is there a way that you can get that little string thing that they have at the banks where they put the pen attached to it? Tape it to our table or something. They get too far and it explodes.

Can I tell you something? Speaking of that, they should have that with a remote. A remote should never be allowed to leave the room. And if it leaves the room, gets to a certain point where it gets past a certain radius, it beeps like crazy. It tazes you. Yeah, it tazes. You know what? Honestly? Let's patent that.

Don't tase me, bro. I do know people that air tag their remotes, though. That's smart. To find them.

Yeah, I like that. Oh, man, I'm telling you that I'd air tag Ashley. I'd figure out where that crazy bitch is. I'm coming for your ass. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What's up, Ruba? What do you do when you break up with your guy?

Hey, with my girl. But I'll change my Netflix password and log out on all the Netflix accounts. That is genius. Really? That hurts. I'm petty. I'll unplug the Roku from the actual TV. Forget the remote. I'll take the whole thing.

Oh, man.

Bitches be crazy. Wow. I bet you, you know what's funny is, I bet you this happens more in lesbian relationships, don't you think? It happens in gay relationships with girls more than it does in between...

More a little, because we just have our attitudes and fights just come.

Because you guys are smarter than the guys at figuring out ways that you can get back at people. What's up, Evelyn? Hi.

Good morning. How you guys doing?

We're good. What's going on? We're just looking for Zach's remote. Say hey to Zach, Evelyn.

Oh, well, I didn't take a remote. I took all the left shoe strings out his shoes. Oh, that's so mean. I'm tripping.

That's nuts.

Every left shoe string.

Oh. Every left shoe. You got a little crazy in you, don't you?

Just a little bit. I'm a juvenile, of course.

I like it. I like the people that also pull the seams out of people's pants and stuff like that or cut holes, you know.

That's so much time.

I had a friend who cut all the zippers out of her man's pants when they were in a fight. Every single pair of pants, no zippers.

He obviously cheated with another woman because it was all about his wiener.

Did they break up? No, they're actually still together. That's what I'm saying. How do you recover from that? Isn't there something? Years, and this was years ago.

It had to do with the wiener, right? The whole idea he couldn't keep his wiener in his pants?

Actually, it didn't. No? No, she was just pissed. Really?

Come on. So she just cuts his zippers. I got to buy new jeans. What's up, Vanessa?

That was crazy. My ex hacked into my thermostat and kept turning my heat off. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, my God.

Vanessa. You're the one engineer. What did you do? Horrible but funny. What was he so upset about?

I had to change out my thermostat. I had to take out the...

No, I know. What did you do, though, that got him so pissed off?

Oh, he was mad because I broke up with him. He thought that I should have just gave him another chance. And then he had, he catfished me on Bumble too, so he could see what I was saying about him.

Oh boy.

He's crazy. How do you think about that? The thermostat. He was crazy. I gotta tell you. Oh yeah. That's Chad GBT. I gotta tell you, that's, or that, you know what that is? That is like that show with, what was the crazy show that was on Netflix?

Oh, Reindeer Baby? Baby Reindeer.

Yes. What's going on, Samantha? Hi, Samantha.

hi what's up so i had in college i was friends with this couple both the girlfriend and the boyfriend and she was mad at him so she stole the usb connector to his wireless mouse and so he and i would sit with them and he'd be like why is my mouse not working when he was trying to do homework he changed the batteries finally she came clean but it was so funny and i didn't know this happened at the time because i might have been like check your adapter but it was so funny how long did it take it was like weeks i think he ended up buying a new mouse

oh my god uh taylor's uh mom's ex would do crazy things to your mom what did he do taylor

okay so just so you know i'm a first time caller so i was probably like nine and she had broken up with him well he had like came back to the house for some reason and my mom was dying her friend's hair and you know the color and the processor and everything he took the whole bowl and threw it on the roof and so she had green hair for like three weeks and i was like and that's why he's an ex and i was like so traumatized of like, oh, my gosh, she's going to come in and steal the next hair color when she comes back.

Oh, my God. Rodney. We need Rodney's story. What's up, Rodney?

Hey, good morning, you guys. Long time, long time. Oh, I love it, Rodney. What's going on? Yeah. I had a buddy. Every time he broke up with a girl, he would go to the pet store and buy.

half throw a gerbil and leave it in the house

right before he broke up.

Wait, I couldn't understand him.

What would he fight? He would go to the fence and buy a gerbil or a hamster and just leave it

in their house. Okay, that to me is terrible. That is the worst one. Dude, that wins. No, that freaks me out.

No, Rachel's got a bad one too. Rachel's got a smelly one. What's up, Rachel? What would you do?

Hi. First time long time. Hey, Rachel. and he wasn't even my ex. He was my roommate, and he didn't contribute to, like, anything in the house. He was, like, just really annoying. And so right before I moved out, I put an egg in the air vent in his closet. Oh, my God.

Rotten egg. What are we doing? What are we doing? Rachel, you need to go to confession. I know, it's evil. That is bad. Oh, my God. Musa did something funny. Musa, what would you do? What would you do to your ex?

All right, so look, Kev, Mojo, don't judge me because I was the one this time, all right? Uh-oh. So I used to take the batteries off the remote and leave the remote. I used to take my ex's wigs, dip them in there. In there? Yeah, yeah. I'm not proud of it now, you know what I'm saying? But, you know what I'm saying, I was a little immature and petty.

What did she do to deserve those things?

I mean, don't, don't, don't. It was a lot, too. I got cheated on and hit a baby on me. So don't do that. What was the last thing? Oh, as far as the water, I have, like, jugs of water because I don't drink top water. I drink bottled water. So I have the jugs of water in there. And instead of having, like, straight water, I take some vinegar and then put it in there, shake it up and whatnot.

Oh, my God. This guy. Moose, I'm judging you. Last but not least, Nicole on the Mojo in the Morning show talking about, and by the way, Nicole, you're not friends with a girl named Ashley. Are you?

No, no, I'm not.

If you, by the way, ever see Ashley, you tell her that Zach is after her. What's going on? What did you do? Oh, this is about your ex.

I didn't do anything. My ex, when he finally moved out of my house, took all of my lingerie and my toys.

That's weird. No, not the toys.

And very creepy. Yeah. Yeah, right? He said he didn't want me to use him with anybody else.

Oh, God, like you can't go buy more. Right? Right? Yeah. I did. That's real. That's love. She goes, I did.

That is love. That is love. That is love.

But what did he do with it is my question.

Oh, we don't need that on the radio at this time. Lydia says, I got to take one more. She's got stars next to it. Sonia, what did your mom do to your dad? This is what mom did to you. Oh, my goodness.

I hope she's listening. Mom, if you're listening, call in. My dad was a cheater, and she took itching powder and put it in his underwear drawer, and it made him think he had crabs. Oh, my God. We caught him in the bathroom, shaving all of his pubic hair off. He wasn't about to tell her anything. I'm like, my goodness, Mom.

Can you imagine that's your dad? Right. Dad's just shaving the pubic.

I was like, Mom, what is Dad doing? She's like, that bastard.

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