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The Big Yellow D
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The Big Yellow D

from Mojo In The Morning

June 8, 2023 | 00:04:13 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:15 | Speaker 3:

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00:00:15 - 00:00:20 | Speaker 9:

All right. It's Mojo in the morning show. Can you say the D word on the radio?

00:00:20 - 00:00:21 | Speaker 1:

I don't know. I'm wondering that, too.

00:00:22 - 00:00:31 | Speaker 9:

I think if I talk in, like, technical terms, but... No, I don't think you can. You know, the D word, that's the female sex toy. That's what they call it.

00:00:31 - 00:00:35 | Speaker 8:

No, and you, no. Say it with a J, like Jack and Jill, you know?

00:00:35 - 00:00:36 | Speaker 9:

A Jill. Or call it Bob.

00:00:36 - 00:00:38 | Speaker 5:

No, I don't think we can. Well, here's the deal.

00:00:40 - 00:00:43 | Speaker 9:

It's, the topic is called the.

00:00:44 - 00:00:45 | Speaker 5:

The big yellow.

00:00:45 - 00:00:46 | Speaker 9:

D.

00:00:46 - 00:00:46 | Speaker 5:

Yep.

00:00:47 - 00:00:49 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. There you go. There you go.

00:00:49 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 5:

So I'm on a text, like, group chain with a bunch of my girlfriends, and we're all moms, So we all all of our kids go to the same school. So that is definitely, you know, a topic, a hot topic of conversation. And so yesterday, one of the moms was looking for a pair of tennis shoes in a size five and a five, five and a half for something that her daughter had after school last night. And so she's like, I don't want to go out and buy new shoes. I don't have time. Do any of you ladies have any, you know, sneakers this size laying around your house? Well, one of my girlfriends, other girlfriends, I won't say her name, did. And she said, oh, I do, I do. I'll send you some pictures. So she sends to the group a bunch of pictures of some shoes, the size five, five and a half shoes laying out on her bed. But in the upper left hand corner of all of the photos is her big yellow.

00:01:41 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 6:

And we roasted her all day about it. We were like, tell us more about your friend.

00:01:53 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 9:

We, by the way, we got to have good calls on this topic because I'm telling you this will be the topic that we'll all remember if people are honest with us. But that is the funniest when people take a picture not realizing that they got a picture of the.

00:02:09 - 00:02:12 | Speaker 5:

Yes, it was there. It was the star of the show.

00:02:12 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 9:

And you got to call us up and you got to tell us or text 95500. We'll even call you about that. But what was in the picture, I love when I see people do mirror selfies or people that take pictures in their sunglasses, Joe, whatever it is. Oh, my God.

00:02:26 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 8:

See, the pro tip is when someone sends you a picture, sometimes they take live pictures. So if you hold the button down, you can kind of hear what's happening in the background. I'm doing that 1,000% of the time.

00:02:37 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 9:

And a lot of times you'll actually hear how dirty they are because the thing in the background might be something dirty, right?

00:02:42 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, and they don't realize that they're taking a live picture before they send it. 844 Mojo Live.

00:02:47 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 4:

I don't remember who it was, but somebody on the show sent a picture from the bathroom, and it was supposed to be like a funny post for Instagram or something, and they had that live thing on it. On the toilet. So they took the picture, and then the phone went down, and you're like, ah!

00:03:02 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 9:

So a yellow one, of all things, huh?

00:03:05 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 5:

Yellow, and it was, I can't describe it, because obviously we can't do that on the air, but it was very different than any other one that the majority of us had seen, so we all had questions, too.

00:03:15 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 7:

Lots of questions. Does it look like an animal? What? No. Okay, never mind.

00:03:25 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 4:

Interesting.

00:03:27 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 7:

There's like a very popular thing that deals with the sea creature. And I was wondering if it was like that. Interesting. No.

00:03:36 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 8:

The fact that it was on the bed, though. This is like, was she getting ready to? Was she just wrapped up?

00:03:41 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 7:

Maybe she just cleaned it. Maybe it was time to go back.

00:03:44 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 9:

Like, are there, is it the person that you would have thought might have had one? Oh, yes, yes.

00:03:50 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 6:

And we love you if you're listening. We know who you are.

00:03:53 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 9:

Love you. So, okay, because that's good for her that she has it. Oh, yeah. We got some good texts, but come on, we want to hear your story. I got like seven of them, and I don't want to read the one that's here, but there's a couple of them that are really good, including somebody that sent the picture to their boss.

00:04:07 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 8:

Oh, God.

00:04:07 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 9:

So that person that sent the picture to their boss, you got to do us a favor, and you got to make sure you pick up your phone line. They're from, they're 419.

00:04:16 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 8:

That person can never call in sick. It's like, are you sure?

00:04:20 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 9:

Well, wait till you hear the thing that they actually had in the background that was from their boss.

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