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What'd you do in the morning show? Shannon got caught with her hand not in the cookie jar but her nose or knuckle in her nose oh my god

there's nothing worse is there so let me tell you if you say that you've never picked your nose

you are a liar right everybody does okay if you if you've eaten it now that's a different story

all together okay this was not that good case so i i pick up the kids from school and um we're like driving because i i wanted to run some errands like get my car washed and stuff so i pick the kids up we're driving and there was something in my nose and i wanted to get it out right so it's me lucy's in the passenger seat and then smith is in the back we're we're stopped at a light and i see these kids waving and trying to get my attention in the back of the school bus in front of me and lucy's like oh mom there's aaron and there's all my friends on that bus and i was like oh f i didn't think about this and i didn't realize that there was a school bus with all of my daughter's friends in the back right in front of us as i was picking my nose and i'm like this poor girl is probably gonna hear about it at school tomorrow and they're gonna be like lucy we saw your mom picking her nose you just ruined her reputation for the next 10 years and my own

and my own you now officially have become an official mom because every mom always embarrasses

their kid in the school pickup line yeah yeah and this was right after the or dad i yep like i've

had more butt cracks shown by my kids my kids friends that usually how many times my does my butt uh crack show chelsea always has to tell me all the time can you please pull your pants up my butt crack just all the time do you remember the time shan i don't even know maybe it was back when sarah was here the listener that caught a picture of me with uh myself picking my nose was

it did you get that too yeah i wait that's right i think it's happened to every you and i have a lot in common something like that i feel like has happened to everybody on the show where we're out in public and you know it's

whatever. It's real life and then someone's like, oh, I think that's Kev from the Mojo in the Morning Show and then takes a picture and posts it.

I'd rather have that than if somebody had a video or a picture of me on my couch, my hand is always in my pants and it is no doubt. You gotta smell just to make sure that they're clean. Don't you? You smell the nuts. You do it. Wait, but not in public. No, but at home

i'll do that like at home i'll do it i probably have before i'm sure my favorite thing is being stuck in traffic or at a red light and looking over and seeing like somebody digging in they nose or eating food all crazy like that's when for some reason when you're in your car you think

you're in your home you think nobody can see i know but can you imagine like looking like being on the bus and looking at the car behind you being like that's lucy's mom i'm so loud oh everybody

look look um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 text is 95500 um it's so funny that the school pickup line is where it happens because that is like the place where as a kid everything gets more magnified for some reason if it happens in front of your friends it's worse than if your mom like if your kids saw you picking nose in the car they'd laugh about it well they don't yeah they're picking their nose too yeah but your friends you know right they see that and i love embarrassing

lucian smith in the pickup line like i love pumping up the music i love dancing crazy or like screaming out i missed you all day i love doing that stuff but that's like me knowingly

doing those things this was not um you know it's it's wild you don't normally pick up your kids

though right it's i pick up my kids every day every day that i have them yes from school or

the school from school yep i thought why did i think your kids took a bus and it all

commiserated by your house no in previous years they did but i they were on the bus for about 40 minutes on the way home and so at the end of last year i put the kibosh on that and just started

picking them up do we not have like good bus routes anymore because there's only one bus driver

there's a shortage of bus drivers in a lot of the districts including mine and so they combine routes or routes whatever roots routes and they cram as many kids on these buses as they can safely i think and but it was just taking so long so they weren't getting home you know school gets out at three they're not home till five no like for real and we were it was it was causing a lot of problems with like sports schedules and also i didn't want them sitting on the bus for 40 it was

40 minutes see i wish i grew up nowadays because of i my kids also got us we picked them up too but they went to a catholic school and they only had like one bus route and it would drop you off at like a parking lot somewhere like you'd have to go like meet it somewhere but i to me riding the bus was, it molded who I was as a kid. It made me hate people because you had the kids on the bus that were the, the, the jerk offs. And then you had the kids on the bus that were kind of the nerds. I sat in the middle of the bus. Like it was always like the smart kids were up front, the kind of middle of the road, you know, you were kind of sometimes talked to by the cool kids and kind of sometimes the only people that would talk to you were the nerds in the front and then the back of the bus were all the guys that you hoped one day had drug addictions but but that was kind of like my that was kind of oh believe me jim parthamore i'm serious i have no idea where you are jim parthamore but uh you know you were mean but uh no but that was kind of your thing that you had so um but these kids don't ride buses anymore now that's the reason why the school uh parking lots are like great it's like the mall at Christmas time. It's nuts. Oh, yeah. Look who's out with us. What's that? Jim Parthamore? No. What is that noise? It's us. Turn your radio down. He should know better. He's a misfit. Mojo in the morning misfit. Baby leg Jay.

What up, Jay? Hey, Jay.

Turn your radio down, Jay. Oh, yeah, it's not.

No, it's not. No, I literally told him to turn it down, too. I can hear it.

Can you hear me? Yeah, don't lie to us. There you go, there you go. What's going on, Jay?

No, I was commenting on what you guys said at the night. So, day before yesterday, I was at 8, and Shannon just happened to look over and seen a guy digging in his nose. Tell me why he licked it. I'm like, oh! There's that laugh. I almost ran the red light. I did. I almost ran the red light. Oh, that was gross.

You know what? Good for him. It's good protein. What's up, Tiffany? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

What's up? Good.

so i was at a red light and the guy next to me was watching something very inappropriate on his phone what tell us a little he was watching something very dirty he was he had porn hub on

there yes yes you know what's funny about that could you imagine if your dad was in the school parking lot watching porn waiting for anybody ever had that uh put them both together could you could you imagine like what would you do and can you imagine if it was in the the minivan the mom's minivan and you're watching it that's what he was in a work van he was what company did you

get the name of the business how's my driving yeah you should call that number for the business and

Tell him that you saw that. Can you imagine? Yeah. Truck number 124 was watching that.

I'd like a link to the video, please.

Looks good. Did he look like he had, were his hands on the steering wheel at the time, or what was he doing?

I couldn't really tell because I was more worried about what he was watching than what he was doing.

Yeah. You know what's funny is now that you can't have your phones in your hand anymore, and I've got like the thing that sticks to the dashboard, everybody can see whatever I'm looking at. And I got the, because of Megan gave me the advice to do it. I got the big phone. So I got the big phone right now, which by the way, the big phone is great. I find myself watching that instead of watching stuff on my TV.

Yes. You're welcome, Chelsea.

No, it, well, no. Listen, now she just has me on my phone even more than I was before. But I've never done porn in the, in the car. Like I really have not. Honestly, I'm a, I'm a freaky son of a bitch, but I just don't.

You don't get the porn in the car thing. I'm a freaky son of a bitch. You know what I mean? No, I mean, if you look at it, and this sounds like I do it all the time, but I'm just saying, if you look at it like it's entertainment, then it's no different than you watching highlights of your favorite basketball game. I just can't. I'm trying to put my mind in their mind.

No.

My algorithm is so weird on Instagram, though, now it looks like porn. I have all these girls bouncing in bikinis on my algorithm, and Chelsea thinks that's all. I don't know how I've gotten it. You've been watching stuff. What am I watching?

Okay, so I started watching before and afters on plastic surgery, and the videos that pop up in my search now are so horrifically inappropriate that you would think I'm searching for. They're not anything to do with plastic surgery? No. It's like naked girls bouncing up and down, and it's like, I don't search for this, I swear. I just want to see what a tummy tuck looks like. Yeah.

What's up? Initial C wants to be Voices, guys. What's up, C?

okay so i run training for uh my students do me a favor are you on a speaker phone

yeah but i took it off speaker phone oh good okay all right then talk again because i couldn't

understand what you said in the beginning go ahead say it again okay so i was running a training on zoom and when people were in the breakout room i didn't realize my camera was still on and so when people came back, I was picking my nose.

Oh.

I was picking my nose.

I thought it was going to be even worse than that. Like, I was going to be like, yeah, it was one of those. Because you've heard these stories about people that, like, what was that guy from CNN? There was a member that, it was like the, Jeffrey Toobin, the legal expert from CNN, on his Zoom, he went to a break in Zoom and he went and he, you know.

Oh, yeah.

He stroked one out.

During, during break? While he was on a, was he timing this up?

He was on a Zoom break, yeah, but everybody heard and saw, so. What a way to go out. Star, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hey, guys. How are you? Okay, so my street is kitty corner from a car wash, and it was pouring rain one day. I had something I needed to throw away, so I just stopped real fast. I went to go get out of my car, and I stopped dead in my tracks in the pouring rain. There was a car in the bay, because it's a car wash where you can wash your own car. The people in the car was moving back and forth.

that people were like totally getting it on in the car wash how long does it take to go through a

car wash i'm if i was standing there like i was frozen i'm like it was soaked just standing there like wow i'm like what is really going on yep they were just getting it on then eventually they saw me just like standing there so they hurried up and drove away oh my gosh oh my gosh it was the funniest thing and i'm just like wow what if they would have pulled up in their car with your kid and you are just getting on like you don't care yeah that's brutal by the way

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