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I'm going to call Mike real quick because we have an argument that is brewing out on the streets right now with our breaking and entering Christmas wish crew. And it all involves Michael, Miguel, Internio. So, and I want to, and this is actually, by the way, so this is something that you may not realize. But there is a protocol to driving in a vehicle with a group of people.

Hello.

Hello, sweet sunshine.

Hello.

Hi, sunshine.

Hey, Peanut, how are you?

I'm doing it. How are you? All right, real quick, we got a problem going on.

Okay.

There is, I just got a text message from Reese who said, Mojo, you got to stop this right now. Mike is overstepping his bounds. He is not allowed to do what he just did. Is there any truth to the rumor that you turned Reese's butt warmers on for him this morning in the car?

Yeah, well, yeah, I felt like that's a nice thing to do, right? All right. We got a problem here. There's a problem.

Reese sent me a text message just a second ago. So how many people are in the Explorer right now?

We have three.

So there's three of you, right? Yep. Okay, so it's you, Reese, and who else?

And Tyler.

And Tyler, who does our videos for us.

Tristan. When I say Tyler, I say Tristan.

Yeah, and I just followed up and called him that, and yet I know his name is Tristan. I'm like, who's Tyler? But that's all right. Okay. Is it okay for another man to turn on another man's butt warmers in a car? It's a question that we've wanted to know for years.

I feel like it's okay, and I didn't realize I did it, honestly. I think I do it for my wife, too, but I didn't realize I'd do it until we sat down and he said something about it. All of a sudden, my butt was on fire out of nowhere.

You didn't appreciate the toastiness on this cold morning?

You know, I appreciated it for like a moment until I realized that my butt was actually on fire.

So here's the thing. If you're driving in a car and you do have the comfort of those heated seats, okay, is it okay for you just to turn on somebody's butt warmers randomly for them? Or do you have to ask them, would you like to have your butt warmers on or point out to them? Mike, you've been driving this vehicle for some time now. So this Explorer basically from Zod Ford has turned out to be yours, right?

Well, yeah. Yeah, and I feel like I'm hosting when people come in the car. You know what I mean? That's a, yes. It's like you're coming over to my house. So I want to make sure everybody's comfortable.

Yes. Okay, but if your butt's on fire and you don't know how to turn off somebody's, like, stuff, it's super awkward. And then you have a really hot butt.

But Ben, don't you just say my butt's on fire. How do I turn this thing off?

or or awkward like me and if people please you're not going to say yeah or if you're reese you just

text mojo up and say to him hey can you tell mike to stop turning my butt warmers on it was like he was telling on here it was telling on you there um yeah no i couldn't say it to his face i had to tell you to tell him to tell him i think that i think a butt warmer is like when somebody rolls windows down.

don't like when somebody just randomly rolls windows down in a car like I think you should have to ask everybody in the car hey you guys cool with us doing the windows down instead of putting like an air on or something like I think that's that's a uh see windows to me

are the most annoying though because it's a hair issue yes

I agree with that you're a courteous host mojo thank you at least we got one of those on the show you know what I hope you're cold

next time you get it turn my butt warmer on and crank it up all the way hold on a second

comment from poncho poncho what did you want to say the answer is yes he can turn my butt warmer

on only once you turn yours on and not mine i'm gonna get it really yeah oh wait that's an

interesting but mike uh poncho brings up a good point if you turned your own butt warmer on without doing the other butt warmers then you're a selfish butt warmer that's right and he could just be

sitting there freezing cold and not know that we even have butt warmers and i'm over here toasty with my buns toasty, and he wouldn't even know.

Exactly. Yeah, that is a very, very good point. Thank you, Poncho. We appreciate it. What's up, Mojo in the Morning Show? Hello.

Hello.

Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you?

Good. Is Reese making a lot to do out of nothing here, or was he in the right by saying Mike shouldn't put the butt warmer on?

You know, I've heard it before, so. i've heard you guys mess with people before so okay so you think that actually mike was doing

it in a way like a form of like a scam like i'm messing around type thing no but if it was i mean

when i called when i tried to call for a certain ticket and if you messed with me that way i would

have been broken yeah right uh what's i have no idea what she's calling what's up k kj hi so um i

texted in and my we have butt warmers in our car and my husband hates them so i do it on purpose to mess with him and i turn them on when he's not looking and then he'll like freak out kind of like reese did and he's like stop turning them on it makes me feel like i have to pee oh really wait

reese does does the butt warmer make you feel like you have to pee um maybe a little bit that

could be because i'm drinking a lot of coffee though as well yeah that's interesting i never

knew that butt warmers actually could spur on the uh the sensation of wanting to pee huh that's i need you to pull over yeah that's interesting uh people are texting in at nine five five zero zero saying my car my rules mike that is technically your vehicle so you have every right to do anything that you want to in that vehicle steve gabara gave you that car i gotta

that driver on with a butt on fire? Listen, I'm going to say this.

What in the world is this? In my house, it is my car, my rules when it comes to my vehicle. I try to keep the temperature at a certain level, and ever since I lost a little bit of weight recently, I've been excessively cold, and my family gets very upset with the fact that I keep my temperature at 75.

75?

It's 30 degrees outside.

Mine's cranked to 90, the highest it can go. It goes all the way to high.

You go to 90.

So it goes 89, and then it just says high, and that's what I have mine set at.

That's like a sauna there. What's up, Sam? How you doing?

Good morning, Mojo. First time caller, long time listener. Hey, what's up? Thank you. I got in my grandma's car with her once, and my butt was on fire. I'm like, Grandma, my lady parts are on fire. What is going on? I've never had seat warmer. So, yeah.

She's like, I'm sorry.

Really? Is it tougher on a woman's vagina than it is on a man's...

Sounds great on my vagina. I absolutely hate it. My husband turns ours on in the car all the time. Really? Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. I'm like, my lady parts are on fire. Stop.

You would rather have your vagina be cold?

I mean, I don't want it on fire.

Vagina.

Wow. I would try to keep that thing warm and cozy. What's up, Ella? Hello.

Hey, guys. How are you?

We're good, Ella. What's going on?

So I live in Florida, and I had a new car. My best friend got in the car and accidentally turned on the seat warmer. And I didn't know I had a seat warmer because it was Florida and the new car. And I was driving in the summer heat, and my butt was on fire. And I was like, oh, my God, what is going on with me? What did I do? Do I have something? And then I was just like, are you hot? and he was laughing at me the whole time because he finally realized that I didn't know if the seat warmer was on and that I was struggling trying to figure out what was going on

so you thought something biological was going on to you at that moment

yeah I was like can you open up my touch that's interesting yeah and then he would do it every single time so it became a fun thing to do anybody

We got in the car and we turned the seat warmer on. And in the summer heat of Florida, it was always good. Not cool.

Yeah, not good. Michelle, what did you want to say to Reese?

I said, why can't he just speak up and say my butt's on fire?

Because everybody likes to tell on everybody here on the show. That's what ends up happening. We're like a family, you know? It's like they all like to tell Dad what's going on.

But I will be honest with you.

I think Mike likes to play jokes, though, sometimes on Reese. He likes to do things behind Reese's back just to kind of, you know, mess with him a little bit. I think so, too. Yeah.

I love this text that is shouting out the Ford Explorer that says the Ford Explorer butt warmers go from freezing cold to scorched scrotum.

That's a sales pitch. It really is. Get it inside for him.

Fresh summer mornings start at the sink. That's where Hello comes in, with toothpaste that brightens your routine, bringing a little yay to your everyday. Say goodbye to tartar and brush away plaque with Hello's anti-plaque and whitening toothpaste. Or say hello to a brighter smile powered by vitamin C with vitamin C whitening toothpaste. Hello products are thoughtfully designed with no SLS, dyes, or artificial flavors, making them the one thing your summer routine can't live without. Shop Hello Toothpaste online or at a store near you. I'm Emily Oster.

I'm an economist and data expert.

And I'm Perry Wilson. I'm a medical doctor.

And this is our new podcast, Wellness Actually.

You're getting a staggering amount of health and wellness information, and some of it is awesome.

And some of it is, well, actually, bullshit. Fortunately, we're both people who know how to read studies and can tell you what's worth trying out and what you can safely ignore.

Listen to Wellness Actually on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Mange Shachigular, and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.

I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.

Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.