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All right, we got to check in real quick with the Easter Bunny.

Reincarnated. I'm a stargazing.

By the way, can you imagine if this was the Easter Bunny's music? It's like, here comes the Easter Bunny.

Reincarnated. Honestly, I do find the Easter Bunny terrifying, so it fits. Oh, yeah. He is.

I want to talk about that next, right after we get done with Zach here, because I want to talk about the fact that the Easter Bunny should be banned. You there, Bunny? Hello. Are you in Easter Market, Easter Bunny? I am in the Easter Market, giving out an Easter cake. By the way, the Easter Bunny needs a ho-ho-ho like Santa Claus has.

Yeah, like, what is the Easter Bunny's catchphrase?

I just sneeze, so I kind of have, like, sniffles, so I could go...

I don't like that. No, didn't we say there's a code word for people to find you? If they find you, what do they have to say?

They have to say, hop, hop, hop. Oh, there you go.

So instead of a ho, ho, ho, it's hop, hop, hop, because it's Kendrick tickets. Yeah, there you go. You got to say it like Kendrick does it. All right, so here's the deal. So the bunny is out right now in location with the keg. If you find the bunny in the keg right now in Eastern Market, the first person to do it starting now wins Kendrick Lamar pit passes, and you will go to see Kendrick and SZA in June at Ford Field.

With the keyword.

The keyword is? Hop, hop, hop. Hop, hop, hop. Exactly. Yes. Zach, are you ready?

I'm ready. All right. Come get your tickets.

Get your tickets. By the way, the video of Zach is priceless.

So good.

Priceless. You've got to go check out our Instagram and Facebook for this. Are we on live right now, Bianca, too?

I think we are. Yeah.

Is she there?

Bianca, are we live? We are live on Facebook Live.

By the way, Zach.

Oh, my God.

Are you a little lost in this thing? Can you see out of it? Does it have?

I can't really see that well. Maybe a little bit. Okay, be careful.

You are up on a pole. Please be careful.

I'm on a pool. He's working a pool. Is there a strip club in Eastern Market?

You would think so with the way he's acting. You're a cute Easter bunny. You could probably make some extra bucks. I bet you could. Be in the Easter bunny at a mall. I'm trying to get the extra bucks right now.

All right, you stay right there. I'm keeping your phone up, okay? So put your phone there, and we're going to talk here for a little bit about something, okay?

Okay, sounds good.

I'll be here. So if I hear somebody say hop, hop, hop, I'll know just to come to you.

He's working the pool.

All right, stay right there. All right, I want to talk about this. So I went to the mall, and I don't even know if I should say which mall it is because they'll probably be mad at me saying it, but I think all malls are like this. And I went to the mall, and I walked by the little setup that they have for the Easter Bunny pictures. The garden. Which, by the way, the Easter Bunny has now gotten to a point where the Easter Bunny is more bougie than Santa Claus is because you've got to do everything through the QR code. You've got to set up appointments. Do you? Yeah.

My kids never, they don't have a photo with the Easter Bunny because it's so creepy.

You are a good mom. You want to know why? I don't get it. And somebody needs to explain this to me. Explain to me why we as families decide.

decided that we took the beauty of Santa Claus and how great and pristine everything was oh it's wonderful Santa Claus Mrs. Claus you know the the suit and stuff like that and we decided to allow our children to sit on the laps of a smelly rodent is a bunny is a bunny a rodent I don't think a bunny is a bunny considered a rodent I don't know it's a I don't know it's some kind of a

but it looks like a rodent yeah the tiny little creature that moves too fast rodent they are not

by the way and why does the bunny always feel like it's like giving you nightmares it's so scary

it's so now i've spent a lot of money on therapy in my life and i'm all for breaking down trauma but i feel like it is our obligation to pass this specific trauma along to the next generation everybody should be scared of the easter bunny so it's out of tradition yeah okay and pure just

maliciousness i know your dad was uh was a very good catholic man yes did your dad uh did your dad also take you to see the easter bunny a lot like was that a thing or did he make it more

religious for you oh it was religious just like christmas is religious yeah christmas is very religious but he's still allowed santa claus though we allowed santa claus but we couldn't we santa didn't come unless we went to midnight mass oh you know what i mean like so like good

for your dad yeah what happened okay i don't know you had such a great life i did i really

I really make poor decisions regularly.

She's like, Scott, I feel for you, my friend.

He tried so hard, but I paid my dues. I paid it.

Single dad, did it all on his own, took you to church, and she still turned out. Disappointing is the word you were looking for.

I follow one of the local malls. Well, I follow a lot of the local malls on Instagram, and one of them does have a really cute bunny this year. The Somerset Collection. I'm looking at their video right now. It's like a little old lady, adorable bunny named Hester.

No, that's not a thing. You cannot, but you cannot have. Look how cute she is.

See, I go sit on her lap.

What is that? My kids, not me. Is that a woke bunny? It's a female bunny? I thought the bunny was a guy. I don't know. I thought it was a male bunny.

She's cute.

Really?

The rest of them so far that I've seen are terrifying.

I didn't know that. Terrifying.

Oh, man. I look at the ones from when I was little, and my mom and dad always took us to Southland because we lived downriver. So that was the mall we went to to see the Easter Bunny. That bunny was like the it bunny. You know what I mean? Like the psychotic, I don't know, that bunny was scary looking.

So the crazy part to me was I've had an innate fear of just rabbits and bunnies from a very small age. My preschool had a bunny in a cage near the front door and my dad had to pick me up and carry me into school every day because this 75 pound, it was a doorstop. it was so fat and immovable uh it made me cry every single day so i think i've from a young age just been traumatized of easter in general because why would we ever pick bunny why why bunny out of all of the animals why bunny i i don't get it i don't get that and also the other

thing too i got a dilemma in my house with the easter bunny i was talking about the easter baskets for adult kids yeah my kids seem to believe that easter is like christmas and you should get gifts for two because Joe was on the phone talking to his mom about stuff that he wants and he was asking his mom to get things for him at Carl's Golf Land for Easter and I'm like that's not Easter's not Christmas we don't buy gifts I mean you don't buy gifts do you for your kids I kind of do I mean if

it can fit into the basket really I do it like like nice gifts if it can fit into the basket it i'll do it oh uh nothing maybe nothing crazy over the top but 844 mojo live tell me what your

thoughts are on this one zach anybody show up yet zach say it again did anybody show up yet

there's nobody there yet no no we've just had truck drivers uh but but no one nobody's nobody said hop hop hop yet no okay the first person we had a truck driver but he didn't want the ticket

First, first. He just, he just stopped by. Was he listening to the show or no?

He was listening. Oh, okay. He just wanted to say hi.

I give him, I give him credit that he doesn't want the contest. I agree. Yeah, good. Cooper, what's going on, Cooper? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Nothing much. What's up? First time, long time.

Hey there, Cooper.

Yeah, there you go. Easter Bunny, because Kev's taking Josiah to school right now. What's going on, Cooper?

Well, you know, my mom, for 18 years of my life, made me go take my picture with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.

Uh-huh.

And which one made you scary?

The Easter Bunny's terrifying. I have plenty of pictures crying on his lap.

Yeah. The Easter Bunny, honestly, is a little bit of a form of, I don't know, pedophilia. I don't know why I feel that way. You know what I mean?

Because it's an animal that's known for boinking.

Is that what it is? That's weird.

That is a weird thing to make a representative of the resurrection.

Sex of a bunny, like a bunny, right? Yes. Yeah, that's a very good point.

That's weird.

Cooper, I want to look back at some of my old pictures with me on the Easter bunny's lap.

It's hysterical.

I'm telling you, I think those bunnies are in jail.

I think we got someone.

Okay, hold on. Jamie, I'll be right with you. Go ahead. Let's see what we got here. Hold on.

What up? Don't get hit. Don't get hit. She's got to say it. Come on over. All right. I got to hear you say it. Hop, hop, hop. Hey, man.

Let's go. They not like us.

They not like us. They not like us.

Hop, hop, hop.

They not like us. Who is that? What's your name? Where are you from? Look at her. What's your name? Where are you from?

Me. I'm from Ferndale. Hey. I love her. She's so excited.

You got tickets. You're going to see Kendrick and SZA in the pit. You're going to see Kendrick and SZA in the pit.

In the pit. In the pit. Let's go.

Nice, I love that you came down here. This is awesome. Congratulations to you. Hey, by the way, Zach is a cute bunny, by the way. He is a cute. Look at him. There's nothing that says pedophile on that. Come on, man. No, not at all. No, he's a cute bunny. Congratulations to you, Nice, from Ferndale. Enjoy the Kendrick Lamar concert at Ford Field in June. thank you have a great time hold on bunny get the information okay copy that all right we'll copy that by the way that's a very that's a very military uh type bunny right there uh jamie what's

up it's mojo in the morning how you doing hey good morning good morning what's going on i was shopping this weekend with my 16 year old son and we went to somerset we live in the down river area so we had been to somerset stop by oakland and we were all in south lane malls and i don't know why but they all have the most terrifying bunnies oh yeah i've seen you know

it doesn't even make they're using the bunny outfits since when we were kids that's the problem yeah there's no good new bunny outfits except for shannon talking about the the rich

somerset one you know they got totally but that bunny wasn't cute either yeah oh she looked cute

on instagram in person though you know people take she had filters there was bunny filters

i want to know what filter she was using what's up sean hi

hey sean hello hi there how you doing hi sean uh hey how you doing i was calling to let y'all know that my daughter is 30 years old and every year she threatens to throw me in a nursing home if I don't have her an Easter basket.

Are you serious? No, that's not right. No, she's right. I talked about this the other day. 30-year-olds don't get Easter baskets. What do you think about the idea of giving gifts in those baskets?

That's what she wants. She wants gifts and everything in her Easter baskets. And she says she don't care how old she is. She's still my baby and she wants Easter baskets.

And you do it year after year because you love her so much, don't you?

No, I didn't do it last year. I'm tired of the threats.

Sean, how does it feel to know you're just as big of a curmudgeon as Mojo is?

Thank you.

You want to be on that page? Yeah. Is that the company you want to keep?

Yeah. Yes. No. Sean, come on. I love you. What's up, Stacey? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning. Happy Easter. What's going on? Hi, Stacey. Hello. Stacey. Are we on delay today? Stacey. Are you there, Stacey? i can hear her but she's not here lydia talk pick her up and see what's going on juliana

what's up juliana or julianne yeah this is julianne uh first for a lot first time short time oh where did we steal you from yeah what was that where did where did you come from oh i live in rochester hills i just started listening in the fall i love it well thanks

what did you what did you used to listen to that's what Shannon was asking about oh what did I used

to oh you know what I had a short commute now I have a long commute so that's why thank God for long commutes yeah so my kids are now 16 18 20 and almost 22 and when they were younger we always um you know had the book fair and then we would put books in their basket um and so now we take them to the book store on Sunday morning and they get to pick out a book so that's what we do now And they get to do an Easter egg hunt for one egg with a $50 bill in it. So we have four eggs that are hidden very, very different.

I was going to say.

At first, I was going to say, if you just do the books, if I did that for my kids, that last call I was talking about the nursing home, my kids would just kill me.

Oh, my kids would... Yeah.

I would be dead.

Well, one of my kids gets, what is it, Legos, like a Lego box or something, and then we do it on Easter when they're...

Yeah, that's what I do. I do little stuff like that. Little Legos, pajama pants, Smith's got some flip flicks. It's stuff like that. It's not crazy, but it's not just candy.

The $50, though, sounds good, though. What's up, Jacqueline? Hi.

Hi, how are you guys? Good morning. Good morning.

What's going on?

So, if you want to talk about terrifying someone, I run a doggy daycare, and I was the Easter buddy on Tuesday. And probably out of the 60 pictures we did, at least 45 of them, these dogs look absolutely horrified.

That's when you know how bad it is, when the dogs are fearful of you. Stacey, what's up? Oh, Stacey couldn't hear us. That's why she...

Hey, good morning. What's up, Stacey? Hi. Hi. So I had a comment about the bunny. So I also wondered why we use a bunny and also why eggs, because bunnies don't lay eggs, right? Yeah. But so I researched it, and it's about fertility. So Easter kind of coincides with spring and equinox. So it's supposed to bring, like, fertility and good luck for the crops.

Did you see that on Wikipedia? Where was that? I never, I didn't know that it said.

I did, like, a religious search, because I wanted to know, like, where it came from. I mean, it wasn't about Christianity. It was like a Celtic holiday before. And it was like for the spring equinox. It's similar to Christmas. Interesting.

Okay. Danielle would like to shout out a bunny that she feels actually is not a bad looking bunny. And where's this bunny at, Danielle?

Yeah. So the village of Rochester Hills, the bunny is very cute and friendly and free. And he wears a very handsome velvet purple coat like Hugh Huffner.

Oh, wait a second. Hold on.

I gotta look at their Instagram.

chicka christ i like those guys is that an adult bunny are their kids not allowed to be part of that or what hey i sat with them too funny wow hold on christy what's up christy hi hi hi how

are you a long time caller hey we love you what's up i want to say that the great lakes crossing bunny is where i would take my kids every year they've never cried but i have to agree i'm being forced this year to take my kids to Southland um by my mom because she's paying so okay well okay

all right so she just shouted out the village of Rochester Hills which is kind of far from downriver but the bunny is cute and free hey can I look how cute it is that is cute that is a cute

one hey can I ask you a question how much does the bunny pictures cost because that's an interesting thing like what they're charging you for these pictures these days well there's a reservation

fee for like 20 bucks but then after that it's um packages vary and depending on what you want i normally get the i normally get package a which is like 60 dollars man what are you going to do with those pictures i always you know it's like when i my kids got a lot of family i have my mom is a 17 kids and my dad comes from a family of nine so i have a lot of pictures to hand out because

the funny thing is whenever my kids would do sports pictures i would always say to chelsea You get the package that's the least amount of pictures, because we never do anything with these pictures.

I know. $60 is insane. Plus a $20 reservation fee. That's insane.

You know what the mall should do? They should say, if you bring us receipts that you shopped for stuff today, you get a free picture with the Easter Bunny. Yeah, that's a great idea. Encourage people just to come and spend some money.

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