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The Dating Resume For KP
Mojo In The Morning

The Dating Resume For KP

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December 5, 2022 | 00:10:15 | Leisure

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Had such a great weekend. It was really busy. It was a lot of fun, too. It kicked off on Friday. Went to dinner with our very own KP, the producer of the Mojo in the Morning Show. Got an opportunity to spend some time with KP outside of the show, which actually had been lacking. and hadn't really done that since she officially started on as the producer. And so went to dinner. It was myself and Chelsea, and then we had some friends that joined us too. And it was cool. It was great because I said to her, I go, what do you do on the weekends? I always want to know what people do. And I've worked with Spike and Shannon and Mike and Megan for such a long time. I don't know what you guys – like I will say this to you. I like want to know what Reese does on the weekends. Reese, who's our director of Social Impact, I have this weird feeling that Reese is one of those people that dresses up in furry costumes and goes to, like, furry parties.

00:02:53 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 7:

It depends on the weekend. I mean, if that's your thing. Is it? All right. Okay. No, I've never done that, but I mean, never said ever.

00:02:59 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 3:

I've eaten with you, like, at show lunches and things like that, but I've never, like, you're next, Reese. We've got to go out for a dinner or something. I just want to see what kind of manners you have at a table. Ooh, I don't know about manners. So took KP out. Chelsea has not met KP. and she got a chance to meet her and first off there was a couple of things that came out of this whole thing well one of the things that came out of this whole thing is i really like that kp eats like there's nothing worse than going out to dinner with someone especially when they're they're a female and they feel nervous to eat like she from the moment she i said to her i go you hungry i'm starving she goes i am starving too and i was like go for it we're gonna have some fun And we're going to go. We're going to have appetizers. We're going to order whatever the hell we want. They even had a salad bar at the place.

00:03:45 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 6:

You're the type of guy, though, that's like, you want this? You want this? You'll lean across the whole table. You'll crawl across the table to get me the charcuterie board. Did you enjoy it, though? Oh, absolutely. I've never had a problem with eating.

00:03:57 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 7:

I'll tell you that. We noticed that the first week we hired KP. Maggie and I took her out. And Maggie, that girl can eat. And I loved it because my girlfriend notices because she can clear a plate. too she's not a salad eating bitch so she was like oh my god i love kp she ordered and she ate

00:04:14 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 3:

oh my gosh yeah i'm not a cheap date my favorite was they had a salad bar at this place and both kp and i were obsessed with this brussels sprout salad that they had on the thing so good so i leaned over to this really nice uh waitress her name was kathy and i said kathy is there any way that we can get a little bit of that to go that was so sweet and she comes out with a freaking

00:04:31 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 6:

quart full of it it was like the greatest i didn't realize that you got that for my grandparents too I ate the whole thing myself. I said that was for your grandpas.

00:04:39 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, take it off. Tell them how good it was.

00:04:41 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 3:

I wanted to make sure that they were. The other thing that we did was Chelsea and I. Chelsea likes to mother. And one of the things that Chelsea realized, she could be, and I could be, KP's mother and father.

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Yeah.

00:04:54 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

We both, like her mom and Chelsea are the same age. I'm actually older than her mom.

00:05:00 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 4:

craziness. Your mom's what? My mom's 47. She's 47 years old. And she seems 37 if you ever go hang out with her. I could, you could be, you could have been our child, which was like crazy to think that. So then we started parenting you a little bit as far as like your dating life is concerned. Yes, you did. Because you're on dating apps right now, right? What dating app are you on? I'm on Hinge. Okay. So she's on Hinge and she's going through, you know, we know her type is that country boy. We've talked about that before. She's got this country boy guy that she goes after, But occasionally, some guys slip into these hinged profiles. Hinged. I like that you're called hinged. Well, I am the father, right? Unhinged. They slide into it, and they are after you, right?

00:05:44 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 1:

I guess.

00:05:45 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 4:

They're like a dog on a bone.

00:05:47 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 1:

I mean, it depends on if I answer, because typically someone will like me, and I will accept it, but I just don't reply. That's my problem.

00:05:56 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 4:

Is Hinge like Bubble? The girl gets to do everything.

00:06:00 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 1:

The girl does everything on Bubble. On Hinge, somebody likes you or sends you a rose, and then you have to accept it.

00:06:06 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 4:

Wait, what was the one guy? There was one guy that was like, he got angry because you wouldn't respond. What did he do?

00:06:12 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 1:

He was getting on himself. He was like, is it because I'm annoying? And it's like, well, is that the first message that you're going to send? Now you are.

00:06:22 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 4:

What was the other guy? There was a good-looking guy that I actually thought he was cute. I can't remember. Now, there was one guy that was definitely... First off, guys, no shirtless photos. If you're shirtless, you're a douche. Yes, I agree

00:06:36 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 1:

with you. Unless it's at the beach and it's like your last photo, in my opinion. I don't want it to be But you can't use the profile. No, yeah, no profile

00:06:42 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 4:

shirtless photos. So this was funny. So we're sitting there at dinner and we're eating and then Chelsea gets a text message from one of my son's friends, a single friend. Okay? His name is Grant. and he sends Chelsea a text message because I posted a picture of Chelsea, KP, and I. If you want to see it, you can go to our Instagram.

00:07:01 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 2:

All three of you looking hot.

00:07:03 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 4:

I got to be honest with you. I couldn't believe that I was out with them looking as good as they looked. And I don't want everyone to do a picture. And KP, the first thing she does is, send me that picture before you post it. I want to touch it up. Touch it up? Who are you touching up? You're touching me up? You're touching her up? What are you touching? You're not touching anybody.

00:07:25 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 1:

I changed the lighting because you post the raw photos every time you take. When I noticed that on Instagram, it's always the raw. And it's like, I'm blurry. And it's like, the light could be better.

00:07:34 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 4:

I'm no makeup Monday.

00:07:35 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 1:

The lighting in the studio is terrible.

00:07:37 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 3:

You'll never get a good picture in here. Just beware.

00:07:40 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 4:

All right. So KP, I don't know if Chelsea shared this with you. She was going to send it to you. Our son's friend, Grant, is 25 years old. I'm going to read his dating profile. It's a dating resume. Okay, he sends it because he wants to go on a date with KP. He's 25 years old. Legitimately, his occupation is, he's a pro golfer. And this is what he put. Height, 6'3". Weight, 6'4".

00:08:04 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 1:

Weight is 6'4"?

00:08:06 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, listen, keep listening. Experience, few women, not a virgin. Talents, handsome, tall, smart, tall, not a virgin. Skills, excel, communication, golf, tall. References, Bella Hadid, Sophia Ritchie, Brooke Austin. Some other people I don't even know. And then he wrote at his bottom there, please consider me as a highly respected candidate for your date. By the way, I'm six foot five. And then he put this in there and I go, what the hell is that all about? His claim is girls care nothing about anything in dating other than a guy that's tall. Is that true? Yes, it is. Really?

00:08:49 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 1:

So when girls are looking for guys, all they want is tall. I mean, I'm a tall girl, so yes.

00:08:55 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 3:

But you've said this before. Like, obviously, I'm only five feet tall. Shannon goes, disagree. I have to disagree, because Wes is not tall.

00:09:01 - 00:09:02 | Unknown:

Okay?

00:09:02 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 3:

And he's real cute. But did you date tall guys before? Yes.

00:09:05 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 4:

Okay. So this is a story.

00:09:06 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 3:

In fact, I've pretty much always only dated tall guys, I think.

00:09:10 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 4:

Well, and to you, everybody's tall. Even I'm tall. Yeah.

00:09:12 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 3:

Is Wes taller than you? Wes is, yes. Wes is taller than me, for sure. But you are a tall girl, and you said you love wearing your high heels. Do you see me right now? I remember you talking about this.

00:09:22 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 1:

If you see me right now in the studio, if you could see me right now, I'm bent over this microphone. Can you imagine if it was a guy? Like, I can't do it.

00:09:28 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 2:

By the way, when you say that, that's weird. Can you imagine if she was bent over a guy and if that wasn't a microphone? Look at Nicole Kimmon and Keith Urban or Priyanka, Chopra, Jonas, and Nick.

00:09:38 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 4:

Lydia, is that the truth for you, too? Our associate producer, Lydia, who's also tall. Do they have to be tall?

00:09:43 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 1:

They definitely have to be tall. Uh-uh.

00:09:46 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, got to be tall. No short guys.

00:09:48 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 1:

Mojo, I do have two questions.

00:09:49 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 4:

I don't want no short man. Remember that song? We asked what we were going to say.

00:09:52 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 1:

Two questions on what he sent in.

00:09:54 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:09:54 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

One, can he make a pivot chart? He said he's good at Excel. Okay, all right.

00:10:00 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 3:

It's a pivot chart. Exactly. Never could do that in my business class. Two, he says his height three times, and there are three different heights.

00:10:07 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 8:

Yes, he is.

00:10:07 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 3:

6'4", 6'3", and 6'5". Which one is it?

00:10:09 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 8:

I think he's 6'4".

00:10:10 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 3:

Okay.

00:10:10 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 8:

I'm guessing he's got to be 6'4". He might be 6'5". He is very tall.

00:10:13 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 3:

Okay.

00:10:14 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 8:

Very tall and lanky, and he's a good-looking guy. Katie, what's going on?

00:10:18 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 4:

Okay. The height thing is absolutely true. So I've been 6'1", since the sixth grade. When I date, it's like the number one thing that I look for. My friends know to set me up The only thing that I require Is the height requirement They have to be two inches taller than me I can't deal with it

00:10:37 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 5:

So you're not even getting to know them first To see if there could be an exception to the rule

00:10:40 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 8:

What's going on Kyle Hi

00:10:43 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 9:

Hey how's it going So I gotta tell you I gotta lie in reverse about my height On dating apps Because I've met girls that say I'm too tall Because I'm 6'7

00:10:54 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 8:

oh my god kp just smiled there kp you like six foot seven is that too tall the tallest guy i've

00:11:01 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 3:

ever dated was 6 10 holy crap yep and he was actually super insecure about his height and

00:11:06 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 8:

he would like hunch over so it's like same thing that you're talking about kyle do you like guys

00:11:10 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 9:

yeah yeah yeah so you have to put myself a six five on that because you know what it's true

00:11:16 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 8:

though six five definitely looks different than six seven but do people ever notice that you're

00:11:21 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 9:

two inches taller than what you said not normally no because like once you get to that height it's

00:11:27 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 8:

just it's already too tall so interesting share the wealth are you single i am you better go look for kp our producer on hinge oh awkward laugh that's a no thank you for the call i've never You've never seen what she looks like? Go to our Instagram and you'll see pictures. Okay? Or Facebook. Mojo in the morning.

00:11:55 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 9:

I'll take it out.

00:11:56 - 00:12:01 | Speaker 8:

All right. We'll talk to you later. Hold on. Mike and Spike, this is for you. Nina says?

00:12:02 - 00:12:07 | Speaker 4:

I am 5'10 and I love my short king. Nice. Short king.

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Thank God somebody does.

00:12:11 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 5:

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