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The Dog Ate Rhys' Pizza
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The Dog Ate Rhys' Pizza

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January 6, 2023 | 00:08:09 | Leisure

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00:01:17 - 00:01:20 | Speaker 9:

Look at Reese going out on a school night, huh?

00:01:20 - 00:01:21 | Speaker 8:

Look at me.

00:01:21 - 00:01:39 | Speaker 9:

Look at you. By the way, can I tell you something funny? I was talking to Misfit Victor yesterday, and he said, I could listen to Reese talk forever because he's so, like, mellow and soothing. And then you have, like, a comment or two that all of a sudden will make him belly laugh so loud. I love Misfit Victor.

00:01:40 - 00:01:49 | Speaker 8:

That's my dude. You are so, ah. It's the edibles, I'm telling you. By the way, did you try any of those? I did break into the ones you gave me. Did you?

00:01:49 - 00:01:57 | Speaker 9:

Which ones did you like? The watermelon? Watermelon. The best. Yep. All right. So you went out and what were you doing? You guys just hanging out, hanging, having fun?

00:01:58 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 8:

Well, I went to my friend's house to celebrate my birthday. And my friend had some pizza, had some drinks, had some friends over. And we're all hanging out in the basement. Well, we basically went upstairs for approximately three to four minutes max. Like, it was not long whatsoever. During that time, the dog ate the entire pizza. No!

00:02:22 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 6:

The entire pizza.

00:02:24 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 8:

We got wings, we had breadsticks, we had salad, we had the whole shebang. Oh, he'd be so pissed. The dog ate everything. That's greatest. Because now if you reorder, it's going to be another hour. Yeah, because it took forever for it to deliver, and it was just processed. And it was a lot of money, so I kind of felt bad.

00:02:42 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 9:

Did you come upstairs, and did the dog have red sauce on its fur? It was a golden retriever, so it was basically like a red retriever after that.

00:02:51 - 00:02:52 | Speaker 8:

It had pizza sauce everywhere.

00:02:52 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 9:

Oh, my God. That's funny And I know the topic we were going to do is What did your dog ruin I want to know if there are any other people That have a relatable to this one Of their dog ate their meal What did the dog end up eating The entire pizza

00:03:09 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 3:

Do you guys remember, I think it was the beginning of last year It was like a year ago at this time And we were celebrating a girlfriend's birthday And I bought a beautiful cake From Christine's Cakes and Pastries My favorite And I didn't have any room in my fridge So I put it outside on the stairs to my back door and the damn squirrels ate the whole thing. Those bastards. It wasn't a dog, but yes, I was so mad.

00:03:33 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 9:

But they did go on Yelp and give them a really good review right afterwards. Steph, what's happening? Hey, good morning. Hi. Oh, no. Steph, what did your dog ruin?

00:03:47 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 4:

Well, it was our family dog. I was in elementary school at the time And I came home and my mom was like Freaking out trying to keep us like Away from the living room And I was like what's going on And she was like I was like what is this What did the dog do And then she revealed that the dog Had eaten her dildo

00:04:10 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 6:

Oh boy Oh god

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But I was also disgusted at the same time

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Did you know mom even had that Before this story No

00:04:20 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 9:

By the way, hopefully it wasn't like vibrating in the dog's belly at all Oh my god What's going on, Megan? How you doing?

00:04:32 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 5:

Hey, good morning So I was, oh my gosh, it's so funny I was drinking my eggnog the other day I had just like a nice full glass left of On the Rocks And I would go take a shower and come back out and enjoy my On the Rocks eggnog And my dog was just slurping the last bit of it He drank the whole glass

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Oh, that's funny

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Yeah, definitely

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 9:

Did you spike your eggnog?

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with anything do you put anything in it oh it was like it was definitely spiked and i'm like all right now i've got to watch him just just in case but he definitely snoozed for the rest yeah don't let

00:05:10 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 7:

him drive it's funny it's funny my uh son luke who is a teenager said i've always wanted to try eggnog like out of the blue because he would hear he never they've never had eggnog and so we got eggnag, and he's like, this is gross. Oh, really?

00:05:27 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 4:

It's definitely a lover hate.

00:05:29 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 10:

I thought it would be gross, too, but obviously my dog loves it, too.

00:05:35 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 7:

Nicole?

00:05:37 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 9:

My dog eats whole raw steaks off of the counter.

00:05:42 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 7:

What were you doing, seasoning them?

00:05:44 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 9:

My husband had been seasoned, and he went to go start the grill, and he came back, and he grabbed it so fast I couldn't even chase the dog. My dog eats everything. He eats butter, He eats hamburger. He's a hound dog, so he just eats everything.

00:05:59 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 7:

By the way, is your dog with you right now?

00:06:01 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 9:

No, he's at home in the cage because he eats everything.

00:06:04 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 7:

Oh, okay. I was wondering if your dog was with you because I thought I heard your dog making noise there in the background.

00:06:09 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 9:

No, he doesn't do it in the car. But a couple callers back said her dog ate her mom's bildo. Yeah. My dog is afraid of vibrators.

00:06:17 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 7:

Really? What?

00:06:18 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 9:

How did you figure that out? Uh, my husband pulled one out one day to clean it for me, and the dog ran scared. And now everything the dog...

00:06:33 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 1:

Well, maybe he's more scared of your husband. What is he doing with the dog?

00:06:38 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 9:

If my husband didn't work 10 hours a day, then yeah, maybe. But now my dog's afraid of his own shadow.

00:06:43 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my God. That's funny. All right. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself.

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Bye.

00:06:48 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 7:

This is a tough one. Irene?

00:06:52 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 10:

Hi, it's Irena. I love your guys' show. Hi, Irina. I love you every morning. Aw, we love you, too. We love you, too.

00:06:59 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 7:

Irina, the dog ate your husband's wallet that had his ID in it?

00:07:06 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 10:

Yes. It was a wallet I got him for Christmas, and he wears it every day with him. And one day, we just forgot it at home. And our husband loves to eat everything and anything. Let's look at that dog. Yeah, that's our other dog. He's quite a burger, but he just chewed the whole thing. So now he hasn't replaced it yet.

00:07:25 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 7:

That would, by the way, suck because going through the process now of trying to get an ID these days is a pain in the butt, you know.

00:07:33 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 10:

It's very difficult. And we got it one and a half year old. So our time's a bit busy right now.

00:07:39 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 7:

I don't know how people who have new babies have animals, too. Like, it's just, it's a lot of work.

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It's not easy.

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Yeah. Thank you for the call. Appreciate it.

00:07:49 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 10:

Thanks. Have a good day.

00:07:50 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 7:

Speaking of kids, did you guys hear that Mike was going through the process of trying to find a baby name? And guess what name popped up? Reese. Really?

00:08:03 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 5:

Like the exact spelling in everything. Which is the Scottish spelling, right, Reese?

00:08:08 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 6:

Yep, correct. I think it's Welsh. Welsh? Yep. So what is it? R-H-Y dollar sign. This one didn't have a dollar sign. Is that Tinder?

00:08:20 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 4:

Name app? That's what I call it, because that's what it's like. Is it helping you guys? Are you

00:08:24 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 5:

narrowing down? No. I mean, sort of. We have one name specifically that we like that hasn't popped up on. Not that that matters, but other than that, we haven't matched at all.

00:08:35 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 7:

That's amazing, though. I have no... Oh, sorry. Say what you're going to say. I just have no patience.

00:08:40 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 8:

I need to know what the names you're considering are. And I'm trying to be respectful of you as a parent. You're being so inconsiderate. I truly can't stand the fact that you're like, we've picked some out, but I'm not

00:08:50 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 5:

going to tell you what they are. If I tell you the name the reaction that anybody gives or if I see like a person that's got that name and they're just the worst like then we have to change the name. No I

00:09:02 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 8:

understand but personally I hate you for it.

00:09:07 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 7:

Reese what was the name of the dog that ate your pizza last

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night? Coda. Coda?

00:09:12 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 7:

That's a badass name.

00:09:14 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 6:

It's a pretty badass dog. I'm not going to lie until I ate the pizza.

00:09:20 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 7:

All right, Mojo in the Morning Show.

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