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The Dog Ate The Taylor Swift Bracelets
Mojo In The Morning

The Dog Ate The Taylor Swift Bracelets

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June 9, 2023 | 00:10:47 | Leisure

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Moto Casino. America's social casino Mojo in the morning So Shannon And this is the thing That we gotta be really careful about When we bring this up Because I don't want Lucy to know Because she doesn't have any idea yet Right? Or no?

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No, she doesn't have any idea

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Okay The topic is What did the dog eat Or the dog ruin The dog ruin the day Yeah

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So Lucy is going to see Taylor Swift Tomorrow night with a bunch of her girlfriends and it's this thing that if you're going to the show you're making loads and loads of friendship bracelets so that you can wear them and trade them Lydia's fingers are have been bleeding because she's been making so many friendship bracelets okay true story and so my kitchen counter is covered in friendship bracelets my table is covered in friendship bracelets well the other night she was doing a bunch of them on the living room floor floor as she was watching tv and so she has this like rubber made container with all of her stuff in it her string and her beads and her like embroidery floss you know all of her little things so she left a couple of things on the floor came into the kitchen to eat dinner and wes's dog willow who is a very cute but crazy french bulldog ate a bunch of the bracelets And he came in and whispered it to me, and I was like, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. So I cleaned everything up for Lucy so that she wasn't going to see it. And I've been feverishly making the same bracelets and replacing them because I don't want her to not like Wes's dog, asking her to merge families, right? That was Tuesday night. So I saw Wes last night at his daughter's eighth grade graduation, and he's like, Willow's been pooping colored beads for two days. But she ate the Taylor Swift bracelet. So do you take those

00:03:24 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 8:

beads now and wash them?

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Okay. It goes right in the garbage.

00:03:32 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 8:

844 Mojo Live. 844-665-6548 is telephone number. What did the dog eat? I have to tell you a story about Taylor. This was actually one of the ones that somebody sent to us on a press release. Did you know that, I think it was Michaels or one of those stores, said that they ran out of beads for bracelets because the Taylor Swift concert.

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Really?

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Yeah. They said that they were having to try to replenish because so many people were making the bracelets.

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It's so cute.

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What's the, because I'm a dude and I don't know this stuff. It's fun. What's the tie-in of that with Taylor Swift, though?

00:04:05 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 5:

I don't think there's a tie-in. This was a big thing in EDM culture. Like it's a pretty common thing For you to swap bracelets And necklaces and stuff like that There's even like a handshake that you do It's like peace, love, equality, and unity or whatever And then you swap the bracelets on each other So I think it was kind of like Borrowed from that culture And then just turned into Taylor Swift themed I love it, I think it's a great idea I love it as long as I don't have a daughter

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And have to make them

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They say like the name of each era She did some song ones

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What do you got Mike, is that from Cecily? Cecily, actually Lydia too, I didn't know she'd been making so many She had helped her, so I have a dad Bracelet that I have Willow, what's happening, it's Mojo in the morning

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Good morning So I made 95 bracelets For my show tomorrow And Shannon, you just reminded me To pack them because I'm leaving Straight from work today and I got in my Car and heard you guys on the You

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radio talking about it and i realized i didn't have them oh yeah and don't forget about the bag policy for ford field too okay so make sure to read up on that it's got to be clear or very very

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very very teeny tiny so here's the other thing too don't forget to hide it from your dog um what

00:05:16 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 4:

nikki what did your dog eat my little four pound yorkie got on the table and ate an entire stick of butter oh yeah then she pooped for like two days it looked like a nice little wendy's uh

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you know frosty come on come on now we'll never be able to have a wendy's frosty ever again or not for like a week yeah uh britney what's going on it's mojo in the morning hey so i had my

00:05:48 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 5:

stepdaughter living with us and she had cleaned out one of those thc vape pens and some of them have like little filters in them and he threw it in the trash and my dog got into the garbage and we're all sitting there and all of a sudden my dog just starts falling over and like smacking her face off the ground and i'm like oh my god he looks so messed up so we're like panicking we find that he throws it up we find it on the ground dude the dog was so high like nice circles around the house and then it would stop and look at everyone and just fall over so i had to rush him to emergency they had to like charcoal treat him they had to pump oh yeah put him on ivy because like a lot of people don't know this but dogs cannot have thc yeah only have cd it is very

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very dangerous we had that happen to us we thought our dog henry was having a stroke and so yeah it was sad it was sad and we were freaking out because we always make fun about henry being you know so goofy and it's like he's such a pain in the ass but that's when you know you love him when you think that they're dying we brought him in totally like brain dead or we brought him into the vet and when we brought him into the vet the vet took him in the back for about five minutes comes out and goes do you have weed at your house which of course chelsea and i are like no and they go well we think that henry might have gotten into it and i said what do you mean they put him into a room turned the lights off and then had like mirror balls going and i know they but they turned the lights off and when he turned the lights off he became normal really isn't that wild it was the sensation of stuff and that was and they said you got to be really careful but megan uh the listener on the phone not you megan uh what did your dog eat

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so it wasn't my dog it was i used to work at a doggy daycare and this dog cooked out a thong and so the wife came to our obviously business and they're like that's not my thong and it turned out that he was cheating on his wife come on never saw them again

00:07:54 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 2:

that is a crazy story that's like that may be like be one of the stories that i'm sitting there thinking to myself is this like a urban legend or is this actually truth

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It is true 100% true Unfortunately I don't work there anymore I need more money But it was pretty awesome

00:08:16 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 2:

Wow, so did you get to figure out What happened to that couple? Did they ever come back in? Or just one of them come back in?

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The husband came in a couple of times But then he stopped So we never saw the dog again Which is sad

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I bet, wow, that's unbelievable Well thank you for the call, we appreciate it

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No problem. You have a good day.

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All right. Take care of yourself. Hold on a second. Real quick. Put the flip-flop person on hold.

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Oh, I think that's gone. Hey, Mojo.

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I think right there. No, I got it right here. Hold on. That's not in there. Hold on. Was it? Or no, it's gone. Mo. Jeez. Yeah.

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I'm on Four Fields' website right now.

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Yeah.

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It says, pertaining to friendship bracelets, we will only permit friendship bracelets that are worn on event day.

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Okay. That's good to know. Thank you. That's good to know. Great info.

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Wait. So they-

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So wear them all in. Wear all the ones that you want to trade.

00:09:07 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 1:

Don't think that you're going to walk in a four-field with a bag of bracelets. They say they will only permit friendship bracelets that are worn. That's crazy.

00:09:14 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 4:

Some stadiums let you bring in like a Ziploc bag of them. Good info.

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Wait, what's the reason why they only do the worn ones? Are they worried that people are going to be-

00:09:24 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 1:

They probably just don't want additional bags. Yeah, the second part of the sentence says, there is no limit to the quantity as long as they are worn and do not disrupt our inspection process. So it's probably slowing down the lines Of people trying to get in So wear your bracelets

00:09:37 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 2:

What if your bracelets though make that thing beep I know they shouldn't But you never know sometimes They wand you Then you gotta take all your stuff off Can you fit it all in that little Circular bowl that they give you That they tell you to put it in there Oh my god By the way if I go to Ford Field And have to stand behind Thank you.

00:10:00 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 5:

Some kid that's got like 8,000 of these bracelets That has to take them off their arms I don't know What's going on? What's going on, Sarah? How are you?

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Good morning, everyone How are you? Good

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Are you the flip-flop lady?

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I'm the flip-flop one I thought you were switching topics I was like, ah, they're done I almost switched topics

00:10:20 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 5:

And then as I hit the deep voice guy sweeper I saw that up there And I'm like, oh my god We gotta get this one on One last call One last call right now for the, my dog ate, because Shannon's fiance's dog ate all of Lucy's friendship bracelets for the Taylor show.

00:10:39 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 7:

Okay, so you all know the Old Navy, like, dollar flip-flop, like the foam. Oh, yeah. Okay, so I'm a huge fan of those, and when I was pregnant, I just would use them kind of around the house. So, anyways, I came downstairs to find just one piece of one flip-flop and couldn't find anything. And they were, like, neon green, because why not? And then, naturally, my yellow lab ate the rest of them.

00:11:15 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 5:

Oh, now tell the best part of the whole story, though.

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Oh, he pooped neon green old navy flip-flops. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha was able to push it all out himself because I don't think there was any chance I was going to be pulling anything out of that dog.

00:11:58 - 00:12:07 | Speaker 5:

By the way, I've said this often. You love your children when you have to actually do things like that. Have you ever had to do that with your babies and stuff?

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Before I had a child, I was like, I'm never digging a booger out of a kid's nose. I love picking boogers. Now I'm just digging for gold. What is wrong with that?

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