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Mojo in the morning show. Mike and Shannon, you guys both have elves on the shelves. Yeah. Word of warning, keep them away from your dogs because friends of Chelsea and I had a horrible day yesterday as their dog ate their elf. Oh, no.

No way. Oh, man, that's really bad.

And what is it? One of the worst things is for anybody to touch it?

Yes. Yes, it loses its magic then.

Does it lose its magic?

It can't go back to the North Pole and report to Santa.

Does it lose its magic if the dog?

Well, it's dead then.

Ernie the elf, by the way, was eaten by Max the dog.

Do you have to wait for Max to poop out on the other side? Is it a little poop with a little red Santa hat on?

No, the worst is, I think he just tore it apart and went in pieces. Oh, I hope the kids didn't discover. You know how Dublin is with play toys and stuff like that? They go crazy? No, the kids watched it live.

The kid saw the horrible thing I mean that's therapy That's therapy right there

So mom had to explain That and say that Ernie the elf that wasn't Ernie Ernie can be sent back to the North Pole To get repaired And then mom had to figure out exactly How to get repaired Ernie Of course by getting a new Ernie But If you have kids with you right now Maybe tune away for just one second But is this a common thing because of we have dogs and we had our elf, but I don't think that our dog ever got, you know, near the elf. I think that we always had it set up where it was high enough where the dogs, you know, couldn't see it. Spike's killing you with those 10 bits. Are you okay? Does she need Heimlich right now? Give her Heimlich with the 10 bits that she did.

Sorry. Did you poison them? No, I sent a meme of the elf being eaten. Oh. I think she saw the picture.

Were you choking on a Timbit, or what was that? No, I haven't even tried it yet. Oh, really? Oh, you just started choking? Just started choking?

I just literally started choking.

If you're going to require Heimlich, you don't want a Heimlich on your own sped. Like, that's the worst. I'm not joking. That's what it was. I want a Heimlich on a steak. Give me a Blackrock tomahawk steak.

Have you ever had that, where you just start choking?

Yes. I hate that.

It's so scary. Thank you guys for laughing at me. Nobody came over. I wasn't laughing.

I was ready to call the police. I was going to eat your Timbits. Oh, yeah, wow. You guys really jumped up. I was going to file an investigation because you just got the Timbits, and I worried about that. I was going to reach over like, ooh, she left them unattended. What would be more tragic to watch? As a child, your elf being eaten by your dog or Shannon choking to death on spit?

You're comparing me to the elf?

I want to know which one would be the more tragic one. What age is the kid?

Robert?

Spencer, you had the same thing happen to you?

Yep. Actually, our dog and our cat worked as a team. The cat knocked the elf out of the tree, and the dog chewed a hole in his forehead. So that night we had to do surgery because the boy was so torn up over Sharky having a hole in his head.

Oh, no. Sharky. Wait, so you did the surgery? You didn't just, like, replace?

Oh, no. He refused to get a new one And if we were to change him out now He'll know it's not his original So we have an elf with a hole in his forehead

But the cool thing is It adds character to the elf, right?

Oh, absolutely He's one of a kind now

Yeah, I mean, that elf's a badass elf I mean That's one of those ones where you got a You got a story, you know It's like, you know, everybody needs a good story That elf's got a story Absolutely Alright, thank you for the call We appreciate it. Yep. Bye. Shannon, are you feeling better? Yes, thank you. Oh, wow, thanks. We're very concerned. We want to make sure that everything is okay. Reese, did you shift the cameras to go outside?

I definitely did.

We got to have a mobile camera, like on a swizzle or something like that, if that ever happens.

I got a video for the story, and I recorded it on the video camera.

Okay.

Making sure.

The final moment. One of these days, Karma's going to catch up to Spike for all his phone scams. It's this morning at 6.50 on Mojo in the Morning.

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