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The Down There Wipes
Mojo In The Morning

The Down There Wipes

from Mojo In The Morning

November 8, 2024 | 00:08:12 | Leisure

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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Shannon, is this really what I'm thinking this is going to be?

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It's not me, though, but this would be something that happened to me.

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We talked earlier this morning about Megan wearing diapers or, you know, where did we find out that they're called? They're not really diapers. They're like disposable period underwear, but apparently I bought the actual. You bought diapers. You bought the incontinence ones. Now we're going to talk about down there wipes.

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Which are a real thing and pretty amazing, by the way. But one of my girlfriends, and I promised her I would not say her name. She, you can get the good kind from Target, by the way. So she had picked up a bunch of stuff in a Target pickup order. And it included these down there wipes. And she has one of those, she has four kids. And she has one of those cars that is just filled with all sorts of crap all the time. And usually if I get into her car, I have to ride in the backseat because that is the only seligible location where you can actually see seat instead of like bags and all sorts of other things. So she was at work earlier this week and her boss caught her in the parking lot as she was getting ready to leave the office. And he asked if he could get in so they could just chat for a couple of minutes before they had to go to an appointment together and they were going to be driving separately or whatever but he wanted to get on the same page so she she's like yeah no problem like get in makes room for him in the seat pushes everything to the to the floor of the passenger seat he gets in sits down and she realizes that she has a huge box of the individually wrapped down their wipes on the passenger floor the wipes that make sure your vagina is smelling fresh we're right at her boss's feet the entire time they're having a very serious conversation so she was mortified and i'm like well do you think that he even looked down there and saw them yes and she said absolutely you're not gonna say anything to her because why would you

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that'd be terrible but at least he now knows that she's fresh and clean all over but i don't know

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that that's something that i would want my boss like tony we're different here everybody knows everything about each other um but this is not that sort of workplace it's actually professional

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so it was very strange i was hanging out yesterday at dte's world headquarters or you know their headquarters downtown and i'm looking at all these people that work there and i'm realizing i could not work there unless they all have wild sides because they all were very like they were and they were drinking for a charity it was a wind down Detroit or something like that whatever the thing it was where they're raising money for the Ronda Walker Foundation but they all seem so nice and like not so like crazy like we are and I'm thinking to myself if I worked here would it get crazy like would it be like one of those things like your friend I don't know what she does but we all know she's got clean vagina

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By the way, the good kind Because I know people are going to text

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or DME. The down there wipes from Target. Do you carry them? Do you guys have them in your house? I have them in my house. I don't have them in my car.

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She only had them in her car by the way

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because she had picked them up with her order

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and was bringing them home. She doesn't have them in her car.

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At a red light.

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It's like, excuse me officer who's in the car next to her. you know what what is it our we got our uh our dude wipes honestly i have had to change a tampon

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in my car before have you really yes it's a skill that a lot of girls have yes we have to do it you

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change the tan like you you're like it is an emergency it's an emergency um where'd you leave your foot on the brake i can do it while i'm driving really yeah oh my god that's talent

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I mean

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Flexible

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Emergencies are emergencies

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I always put it in park If I'm doing anything Like if I'm reaching back For something in the back At a red light You know I don't know I don't trust my foot Not staying on that break 844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 What is the most embarrassing thing That you had Either like I don't know At work Or in your Your car Or something like that And somebody saw like that's that's really embarrassing for you to to have just kind of like sitting there down their wipes i at least like you said at least she was clean i know he knows that he

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but you get like you get a visual yeah you know what i mean you get a visual we cleaned out our

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offices here because you know we're allegedly moving to used studios are used lightly gently used by every other person but us studios in Eastern Market. He is not spicy. Oh, I'm very I'm so pissed off right now. I'm going into this weekend, honestly, thinking this is a bunch of bullcrap but we had to clean out our office and we cleaned out the penis pump out of the office. Which I left it here. And honestly, the next renters or owners of this building might get themselves by this building at 27675 Halstead Road and you get a penis pump with it. Drive the price up. How long has that thing been here?

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Oh my God, since I got here, I feel like, and I was going on 15 and a half years ago.

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I have my penis pump was there. I put it back there. I'm like, you know what?

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Did somebody throw it away?

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I think so. I bet you somebody's using it right now. Right now. Somebody's got the penis pump and they're trying it right now.

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You know somebody's been eyeing that for years. I'm just going, when's my time going to be?

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By the way, that and the Justin Bieber picture.

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We have a lot of that stuff over here.

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The poor Justin Bieber, who probably was getting taken advantage of by Diddy at the time. And the picture was like... Oh, no, I have a Mojo one. Oh, there's our heads.

00:08:11 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 3:

I think I have a Megan one. Oh, that's Kim Kardashian. Yeah. We got a lot of stuff here.

00:08:16 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 1:

What's going on, Bonnie? How you doing?

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Good, how are you?

00:08:20 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 1:

Oh, Bonnie, it's been a day. I got a little bit of a hangover headache. What's going on?

00:08:26 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 3:

Well, I was just saying that I was one of the moms that used to plan high school banquets, and we used to have a box under the table with wine, and we would put the wine in our coffee cups during the banquets. Did you? We would kind of hide doing it. And also, just to let you know that, I saw a picture of Mojo with my niece who works at DTE. Yes. And they are very nice people. They're so nice.

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Which one is your niece?

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Oh, young lady.

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Who's your niece?

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Jennifer? Jen Simmons?

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Jen. Yeah. By the way, did they tell you how much money? They raised a ton of money for the Ronda Walker Foundation.

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That is awesome. And that is totally her character, just to do good for everybody else. She's the nicest person.

00:09:19 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 1:

That's cool. They're really nice people. Rita and everybody that really worked their butts off for that. Colin was such a nice guy, took care of us. He's one of the best in the business. They're good people. Nice people.

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I love what that event was, too. That they did it for their employees, but also to raise money.

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So their employees come to donate back to a community, but they only pick, they only pick for this wind down Detroit, they dedicate it to charities that help women.

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Yeah, I love that so much. Shout out to DTE.

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I'm going to donate down their wipes.

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They're not cheap.

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