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The Dumb Theif

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all right mojo on the morning show the dumb thief should i call him dumb if i don't know who it is i don't it's a family member of yours right it is what happened somebody in my house

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stole my airpods and i am one of those people that i keep my airpods in the same place always always no matter what um like i charge them and then i put them in this little drawer that's right by my my keurig in my kitchen and i need them because wes and i are leaving for our honeymoon on wednesday so i wanted to throw them in my suitcase and pack them over the weekend and again I know exactly where I put them last, so this was not a case of me misplacing them. I questioned all five individuals who live with me. Five individuals?

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Okay, go through. Lucy. Okay.

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Smith, my stepson, Kieran, and my stepdaughter, Samantha. Okay. All of them denied seeing said AirPods that were missing.

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And you don't have anybody that could have come into your house to steal the AirPods?

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I mean. There's nobody coming in and out. No, and this happened before the graduation party, by the way, because that's a good question. Okay. That's a valid question.

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The dog didn't swallow it.

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No, because they're in a drawer is where I always keep them. They have their own little space in the drawer. So I immediately said, oh, I'm going to check, find my, like find my phone. And because they're always connected there and see where they are. Well, it said the location couldn't be found. So I knew that said thief had not charged them after carefully swiping them from their spot in the drawer. well then last night i checked again and the location tracked and i now know who the thief in my house is and i will not say yet because they have not been busted by me oh you haven't confronted but this happened

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Last night I was in bed and I turned it on again and I go, oh, and I know exactly who it is because everybody is in a different location right now. Technically not Lucy and Smith. They're both staying with their dad, but everybody for the most part is in a different location right now.

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So it's obviously one of Wes's kids. Exactly.

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Or Wes.

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Why Wes isn't home?

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Wes is home.

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Oh. They're just in a different location. Oh, different location. Do you see what I mean? Oh, okay.

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Everybody's in a different location. So real quick. So they're dumb, stealing them, not realizing I'm going to track them on Find My.

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So here's the thing. With mentioning this on the air, if they are listening, put it back where you found it, and nobody will be charged with the criminal act.

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I already know who it is.

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You do know who it is? Yes. Can you write it down so you can tell us or text us in the group text? So this happens to me all the time, Shannon, and I was going to tell you off the bat. It was probably Luke Carballo that stole it from you because I'm going to say this to you. Luke steals my AirPods all the time and then he loses them somewhere and oh okay whoa Shannon just Shannon just struck me out with a change up on that one I went down swinging

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you were saying his name and that's right you didn't have that person I did not

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no I did not I was horrible at the game Clue with the game Clue I never could figure out who it was if we were playing the game Clue with Shannon's iPods I would have not been able to figure it out Is there somebody that's listening to the show right now that wants to call out the thief in your house? Who is it that steals everything? Like, we have a food thief in our house. We have the Apple, you know, device thief in our house.

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But what dumb mistake do they make to get busted?

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Oh, that's a good call, too. Like, how do they get busted doing it? Well, Luke's is easy. His mistakes are easy. I didn't even have to do find mine. I just go up into his room, and there's, like, empty, what do they call the thing, like the charging thing that you put your... The case. Yeah, well, the case. I know, it's easy to say. Is that what it is? An iPod case? There's empty ones. He loses the actual AirPods. Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah, he loses them all the time. Yeah. So, and actually, it's funny because, Kev, you're wearing the wired ones this morning, the old school wired ones. Yeah. I said to Luke, why don't you just get old school wired ones? You know, he gives me the grunt. You know, like that type of thing.

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They're cheap on Amazon.

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Right.

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Yeah, but they don't plug into your phone anymore, do they? You got to get like a little adapter. Yeah. Then you've got to buy something else.

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844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Were you surprised by who it was that stole it? No. Did you figure that that person was the thief? It sounds quick. No. No. Do you have a way that you're going to bust them?

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Well, I'm going to call this person after the show today and get them back. I have an idea. Does your AirPods beep? Like if you do the find my? Yes. um i've never i don't know yeah find out honest to god i've never lost them before this like i'm telling you i'm really weird about stuff like that because i know that that's an easy item to lose so that's why i am a psychopath about putting them in the same spot all the time because if you have the ones that beat once you're around this that would be hysterical like it was you and for

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those who don't know like here's here's my find my so and it's loud because i'll do it on other

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things you know here i'll play this i'll play my ipad whatever it's loud is this the sound on this

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one here hold on a second let's see if it says playing the sound this is yeah yeah could you imagine walking through in here yeah yeah that's the way to do it um it was so damn funny what's

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going on red what's happening hey what's going on hey guys good morning oh my god it's still going

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How do I shut this thing off?

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Good morning. Good morning. What's happening? My son loves to steal. No one's phone charger is ever safe. Phone chargers are for sure going to get stolen. And then batteries. I'm not sure what it is with batteries. But all of the reports.

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Do it actually on the device.

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I'm sorry. We're listening. I'm sorry.

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I'm listening to you, Red. Oh, man, Mojo.

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Sorry about that. Not a problem. That was all. Yeah, batteries and phone chargers are never safe with these teenagers.

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Yeah. For me, it's not even the whole charger. It's the block part. The block part that you put in a wall, that's where you stole it all the time.

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I buy so many of those things because I can never find one.

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Hey, Rachel, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

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So I live in a duplex, and my brother, he lives upstairs. He always comes down and steals my pots and pans and my seasonings.

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Oh, man. So he's like the kitchen thief. Does he ever make you anything? because if he makes you something then you can go okay that's fine every once in a while but when

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i'm trying to cook something and it's missing i'm just sol yeah that's that sucks when people

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steal things like that Cassie gets mad because she'll find things from the kitchen that are meant for the kitchen because the boys will grab food and plates and things. She'll find, like, a cereal bowl with just a little bit of milk in it from, like, five years ago.

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Oh, and it's just solidified.

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Just reeks down in the basement. What's going on, Darren? Hi.

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Yo, good morning, guys. How are we doing today? We're fantastic.

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Who's the thief in your house?

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The thief in my house is my father-in-law. He has a tendency to, if he sees a lighter, he steals a lighter.

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Lighters are big, aren't they?

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Oh, my God.

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What's he lighting up?

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Oh, cigarettes or a J, you know?

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Yeah. Does he at least share his J with you?

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Sometimes. Sometimes.

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Yeah. That used to be the worst.

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I make it sometimes because I share my.

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Oh, he got disconnected. His father-in-law just hung up on his phone.

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He stole a connection.

00:10:53 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 4:

What's up? By the way, I have cigar lighters. Like, I always go out and buy one of those torch lighters because they're great.

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Like the Flick ones?

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Yeah, you open it up and it goes, it has, like, the flame and stuff. And I'm telling you, I lose them nonstop, and then I go into my golf bag, and there's, like, eight of them inside there. What's up, Zach?

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Hey, how's it going, guys? First time in a long time. Hey, Zach.

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Zach's on your phone.

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Yeah. So, yeah, growing up, I had siblings with sticky fingers who would constantly take my candy. And then one day they decided they were going to upgrade to my collectible coin collection. And I used to, back in the day, collect all of the dollar coins, the president's on it. And I used to collect all of the, like, silver, pure silver coins from, like, way, way back in the day. And I never knew who actually took them. It wasn't until years later where my siblings confessed and decided they were going to say, yeah we took your collectible coins and we spent it on uh on chips and and chocolate oh my god

00:11:58 - 00:12:09 | Speaker 4:

they were getting the munchies you know what we have like in our house we have one of those uh you know how people will have a big old bowl full of like their coins and their money and stuff like

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we have like one of those glass containers yeah that kool-aid usually goes in or change and all

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of a sudden one day i looked at it and it was like way down and i thought chelsea like maybe went to the bank and cashed them in, the kids will just go and take money. They'll steal money from them, which I give them credit for because they're Venmo-ing everything nowadays. I can't believe they're actually looking at old-school money. Ali, what's up, Ali?

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What's going on? Good morning, guys. Good morning.

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Who's the thief, Ali?

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I'm actually the thief

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of my household. There we go. Admit it. Yes. What are you stealing?

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Man, I take all my woman's And she likes the strawberry cheesecakes, and I just happen to always eat half of it. And I'll just leave her the crust piece. Oh, that's dirty. That's dirty.

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Ali, I'm the thief, too, in my house. I'm the panty thief.

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Okay. That is why you disagree.

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The women steal. I steal their panties. I was known in college. They called me the panty thief.

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Oh, okay.

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You know, the other day, man, I was sleeping, man, and I woke up with my woman's panties right by my face. How'd that happen?

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That was a good night, huh?

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Yeah, it was amazing, man. I woke up. That's that real strawberry cheese.

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Thanks for the call, Ollie. I appreciate it.

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All right. Thank you, guys, man.

00:13:37 - 00:13:45 | Speaker 4:

Shannon, you know how I kept my kids from stealing my AirPods? I bought a new pair for myself and put my name on them and then put don't touch them.

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Honestly, all the kids' stuff has the stickers with their names on them. I'm honest to God going to start. My friend has a cricket. I'm going to start doing that. Does that work? I'm going to look like a fifth grader.

00:13:55 - 00:14:01 | Speaker 4:

Or just randomly at home, talk about how you have an ear infection and it will cause ear infections.

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Well, I even said, mine are like, this is so gross, but they're waxy. Yeah. Why would you steal them? That is so nasty. They are waxy.

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