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The Erection
Mojo In The Morning

The Erection

from Mojo In The Morning

July 13, 2026 | 00:06:29 | Leisure

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00:01:23 - 00:01:25 | Speaker 6:

Do you? I know it sounds weird, but I like to have lights on.

00:01:25 - 00:01:26 | Speaker 5:

That's why you have a 56.

00:01:26 - 00:01:33 | Speaker 1:

No, I am the same way. Not at night, but during the day, if I take a nap, I don't pull my shades down or anything. I like it nice and bright.

00:01:33 - 00:01:35 | Speaker 6:

I want to wake up to the morning sun. Yeah.

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It's supposed to be good for you. Yeah.

00:01:37 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 6:

I think it's really good. Is it good for you to watch TV and fall asleep? No. I don't think so. No. I do the same. So last night at my sleep study, they said, hey, if you want to put the TV on in the beginning, but then we're going to shut it off once the study starts. And I thought to myself, I'm like, crap. Well, what happens if I get into something?

00:01:54 - 00:01:57 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Are they just going to shut it off in the middle of a show?

00:01:57 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 6:

Well, they would take the remote from me and they would turn it off. So they made me shut my phone off. So I did a sleep study yesterday for the sleep apnea thing. And I lay in this room. You probably can see the picture up on the Instagram and Facebook. And you sit there and you're like, this is so unusual. So finally I just go, you guys got like a sound machine or something like that? And so she went out and got me, she got me a sound machine in the hospital.

00:02:21 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 1:

I sleep with a sound machine on it. Me too.

00:02:23 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 6:

So I like white noise.

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Yeah.

00:02:24 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 6:

Chelsea got me into that. I used to hate it. It used to drive me crazy.

00:02:27 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 1:

I love it.

00:02:28 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 6:

So I had the white noise going. And then, just a reminder, there's like 40 people sleeping in these rooms.

00:02:35 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 1:

That's a lot.

00:02:36 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 6:

So what happens if you got a guy in the room next to you making all kinds of noise? Or I'm the guy in the room. You know what I mean? Being disruptive. but the tv thing is honestly the way we go to bed every night and i go into my xfinity remote and go dateline nbc yeah really and they put it in there's a dateline channel that just rolls datelines

00:02:59 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 5:

i do rain sounds on youtube and then it has like a black screen but it just has the rain sounds which is cool do you ever feel like you're gonna wet your bed at all always with the wet dreams and

00:03:11 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 6:

and that it's like double whammy i had a wild dream last night in the middle of the sleep study and it was the wild dream was that chelsea was frank was tongue in this by the way i cannot tell you the last time that chelsea tongue kissed me like when i say tongue kissed me like stuck her tongue like down my throat like a dream like a teenager she was doing it and and she was god what if you got an erection while you were sleeping and they saw it i have to be quite

00:03:39 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 1:

honest with you i think i might have and honestly we talked about farting earlier that would be

00:03:44 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 6:

a million times worse what is more embarrassing in my sleep study that that is that yeah they in and their blankets that they have and this is no offense to michigan medicine but luannia you all we got to get thicker blankets because they have these little do you see the blanket yeah i would

00:04:01 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 1:

have brought my own pillow and i would have brought my own blanket not look comfy i would

00:04:06 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 6:

have gotten in the bed but i i like my own stuff the blanket that so i she uh laurie told me they didn't really give me a good like here's what you got to prepare for type thing beforehand but laurie was really nice that she's like i'll get you whatever you need uh to help you feel good so i basically was sleeping with a sheet and the pillows were like hampton inn pillows okay and i don't know you like hampton i don't know i don't think i've ever seen all right there's no offense to the hampton inn if it's a newer one i'm okay with it and they got breakfast in the morning but the pillows are like honestly worthless oh i gotta hard as a rock yeah no they're nothing oh like there's not there's like i don't think they have real feathers in them

00:04:45 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 1:

really yeah like i want feathers in my even when i went to the hospital to deliver the baby my

00:04:50 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

babies yeah i brought my own pillow really really and blanket so you're smart on that one i would bring my own sheets i'd be worried about you know bed bugs and all the

00:05:00 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 5:

rest of that stuff but i would also want the comfort of that um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is the uh telephone number and the text uh the texture here somebody just said that uh they also had a dream last night that their significant other was tongue kissing them or french kissing they said what what's going what's going on uh l'oreal that's just lori oh just lori

00:05:28 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 6:

yes and i just wanted to tell you that um you know i grew up in detroit and there's no way i could ever sleep dead silent my tv is on and it's always the id channel oh yeah and dateline is our favorite yeah it's been hated it in the beginning when we got together but now he can't sleep

00:05:55 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 5:

without it either laurie isn't it strange though that we're going to bed watching crime and death and it lulls us all to sleep it does it does and then i wake up in the middle night because you

00:06:09 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 6:

know i'm older now so you know we all get up in the middle of night several times yeah and i put it back on because it goes away once the show's over. So I have to put it back on

00:06:20 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 5:

just to fall back to sleep. Hey, Lori, quick question for you. Sure. Your husband ever wake up with an erection in the middle of the night?

00:06:30 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 6:

Well, I said he used to, but you know, not much anymore. He's a little older. He's a little older now. My favorite caller of the day so far. The guy just retired. help him out

00:06:46 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 5:

help him out for god's sakes

00:06:47 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 6:

give him a little tongue tell him he needs testosterone

00:06:52 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 5:

we need to get him some testosterone he needs to be on the what do they call it the T give him the T what's up Alexa

00:06:58 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 2:

oh I just wanted to tell you that it's called a french kiss

00:07:02 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 5:

oh yes I know I know it was weird so here's my dream so that was one of my dreams so I did this sleep study last night And I normally don't dream, but it just showed you that I was, like, in, I guess, REM. So that was one dream, Chelsea and I. Then I had a dream that we all were doing a live broadcast, and we were late, and Lydia was, like, pissed.

00:07:25 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 3:

That's a nightmare.

00:07:26 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 5:

Then I had, ready for this one, then I had a dream that I was late for my sleep study. And I'm driving down the street, because I had to go to Brighton for this, and I'm driving down the street on 96 to get there, and the traffic was stopped. and I was late for the sleep study. That's a lot of anxiety. It is. Yeah, that's not peaceful. Yeah, and that's why I ended up waking up like 8,000 times throughout the night. But all right.

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