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The Facebook Marketplace Farter
Mojo In The Morning

The Facebook Marketplace Farter

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December 30, 2024 | 00:06:39 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 3:

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00:00:30 - 00:01:03 | Speaker 4:

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00:01:03 - 00:01:32 | Speaker 1:

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00:01:33 - 00:01:42 | Speaker 2:

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00:01:43 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 7:

Mojo in the Morning Show. uh uh kp uh had a a funny incident happened to her when she was uh selling something on facebook

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marketplace i don't know if you guys have seen my instagram story lately but i'm literally selling

00:01:58 - 00:02:04 | Speaker 5:

everything i own even clothes i'm like i kind of want some of her jeans you want some take it i'm

00:02:04 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 6:

actually worried because nobody wants to buy my clothes and i'm like why it's they're so cute but The other day, like, I don't get it. Like, come on. But the other day.

00:02:14 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 7:

Smell like cats.

00:02:15 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 6:

No. That's true. Bubba smells very good. Anyway, so the other day, I was selling, like, a really big piece of furniture. And this dude on Facebook Marketplace. And I don't know if you guys have had this experience with Facebook Marketplace. But the people on there are weird. Like, they're wackadoos. That's what I'm going to call them. They're wackadoos. I don't whoa like I had this dude go to my place and I always like I'm cautious about going on Facebook marketplace because um one I'm a single female so if I'm selling something I make sure that I have it outside of my place they don't know where it is sometimes in the risk of being kind of I would say a public figure and posting on your personal social to sell things you have to go to like specific areas to sell and not not give people I try to gauge like is this a listener or is this a mutual friend is this someone that i honestly i have a preference in selling because it's like i don't know who you are and if you're just messaging me to get my address yeah we're not going to meet up um but the other day i sold this piece of furniture on facebook marketplace and this dude comes to pick it up and he seemed like a really normal dude and all that but i think he's having some tummy problems and um he bent down to pick up the uh to squat and pick up this piece of furniture and let out a little tootsie oh no it was so awkward did he acknowledge it or just no he kept talking about his kids like i'm i'm like i could it was he was like yo it's all the best years of my life i wish i would have had kids sooner and then and i was like this is so awkward like at least he tooted outside of my apartment but like oh my god how do you like how do you move forward like i mean we moved forward we moved in into his car it is so hard

00:04:11 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 5:

when you're having a conversation with somebody and that happens and like you don't want to acknowledge it because you know that they're so embarrassed but after that happens the only thing i can think i'm not even paying attention i know it's like he farted he farted he farted

00:04:23 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 6:

You know what's funny?

00:04:33 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 7:

That's happening to me now. I'm like randomly just like farting. Farts just randomly come out. I did it right in front of you, buddy. And I'm telling you. I just. And why is it that when I randomly fart, it's like me watching a fireworks display? It's like. Damn. Ooh.

00:04:51 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 5:

Are you farting or are you. Do you think that's a side effect of the...

00:04:56 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 7:

It may be the side effect of the...

00:05:00 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 5:

A jab, yeah. A jab. By the way, when you're selling stuff on Facebook Marketplace, and it's like a big item, and I know that you don't want people knowing your place, you have to move things twice then. I do. You have to pick it up, move it, go take it to where you're moving it to. That seems like a lot of work.

00:05:17 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 4:

Well, it's better than having someone break into my apartment.

00:05:20 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 5:

I get it, but at one point, how much money are you making off of this?

00:05:23 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 4:

I actually, I would say I'm an expert Facebook Marketplace person. Like, I, even before now with selling all my stuff, I would buy, like, really old furniture and completely flip it and sell it for a pretty large profit. You do a really good job. You do an amazing job. I want you to do some stuff for me. Like, if I wasn't doing radio, I feel like I would have, like, a shop and, like, make stuff and, like, do that type of stuff. But, like, yeah, I've noticed that with everything that I buy, I almost always, because I'm moving a ton, I feel like I'm always moving. I almost always sell it for the same or sometimes even more because I fix it or it's just in good shape and I take the time to have them come get it and take it away. I don't know.

00:06:05 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 5:

That's pretty good if it's basically, it's almost like you're renting it for a little bit.

00:06:09 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 4:

No, I feel like I do rent my furniture because people always buy it.

00:06:12 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 5:

Have you ever thought of finding an apartment and staying there for a little bit? That is the goal.

00:06:19 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 4:

That's what I want.

00:06:20 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 5:

What's up, Jordan? Hi.

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so did she have to go through all the fake people to find the real person yep is that

00:06:30 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 4:

does that happen a lot yeah there's a lot of facebook scams too so the new thing is and i

00:06:37 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 6:

get it all the time i try to sell something i go oh can you use zelly i'm like yeah well i have to activate a new account zelly zelly facebook zell yeah it happened all the time yeah hey

00:06:54 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 5:

quick question when you sell it uh jordan do you worry as much about them coming to your place or

00:07:01 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 6:

do you just have them come to your place well i actually went to pick up from somebody's house and hopefully it wasn't for a date because this guy was he was definitely a catfish if he was dating somebody because I'd look at the picture of the guy that's not

00:07:21 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 5:

I don't really care because you got something good

00:07:26 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 6:

I had a friend

00:07:29 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 4:

who was trying to sell a boat and he had somebody show up with a bathing suit on thinking that they were going to go for, like, a really long day of testing the water. Really? Yes. This is a true story.

00:07:43 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 5:

How many times do people, you think, do stuff like that and just then say, I'm not really interested in the boat?

00:07:49 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 4:

I feel like all the time. Wait. You got a boat day. That is a great idea. Seriously, for 4th of July, can I just, like, test out your wakeboard, like, wake boat or whatever?

00:07:58 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 5:

Why do you have 20 people here and it looks like a cooler and a picnic table? Man, I'm just complaining about the heat.

00:08:08 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 3:

Shut up. This is Mojo in the Morning. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronix, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

00:08:41 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 2:

We've all been there. We've had seasons that have shaken everything. The question is, what remains when the shaking stops? Hi, I'm Gary Valenciano. And on my podcast, Unshaken with Gary Vee, I sit down with amazing personalities and we talk about the seasons that nearly broke them. The lows that carried them to their highs. Listen to Unshaken with Gary Vee on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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