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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show. So we had everybody at our house for the holidays, and it was actually fun. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm normally the type of guy that I get emotional when my family's all together. but after a few days i kind of wanted my space a little bit and i'm thinking man i've grown up a lot because in the past i couldn't wait for the kids to like just be home and just stay home and then after a while it got a little annoying on a couple of different parts one was uh the boys joe had his his girlfriend uh alissa there so she was there staying which we were like on engagement

watch wondering if he was going to get engaged or not i was waiting were you post yeah i i think

chelsea said it best it would be bad if he goes and brings her to his own hometown and proposes to her when she's not from here she's from you know uh florida from tampa um but that would be like a total like self-serving thing to do but he didn't do it so long story short elissa was there And then Luke had his girlfriend that was there in Brooklyn. And it got to be a point where I would forget that these guys were all amongst us. And I know that you guys will hear, you know, from time to time, me talk about how I have excessive gas problems. I've got gas right now. Buddy, I've gotten to a point right now in my life where when I push myself off the couch, like literally like grab, you know, I'm not having to, like, put my arms down. Like, I still can get it up from a core. Do you have to do the roll? I do a little rock roll, yes. Yeah, exact. Do the rock roll. But when I do it, I will rock a little bit. And as I rock a little bit to come up, it comes right out.

You're one step away from the fart walks.

You're one step away. I'm in the fart walk, period. Chelsea. Here's me walking to the kitchen to go grab some, you know, something to eat. And yours is it.

Like yours are really stinky.

It's, well, it got to be so bad. And the worst is the way that the couch set up was. And can you call us up? I want to call us up and tell us how did your mom or dad embarrass you in front of your significant other? Because it got to be a point where I would just, I started with the oops. Like, you know what I mean? Like I did the oops. Then it got me going, excuse me.

me then i started picking myself up and cupping my butt because i was sitting as i was sitting on the couch the way that it would go joe would sit on the end alissa would sit in between joe and i and then luke would be on one side luke's girlfriend would be on the other side you know me like and then jacob would be occasionally down there but he was still hiding in his room like he always you know would and um i would get up and just be like just embarrassing as hell i felt so

bad and i asked anybody say anything to you or what was it just expected alissa at at some point

uh joe's girlfriend alissa started giggling at times like it got to a point where i think that she thought that okay this is possibly going to be her father-in-law one day and uh and i said to uh i said to joe i go man if if we didn't run off one of your girlfriends in the past by some of the stuff that we said we're gonna run her off with our butt i mean i feel like there

One of the worst things than farting, though. Really? Like, if farting is as bad as it's going to get by becoming a member of the Carballo family, then I think you're okay. I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, it can get a lot worse than just some ass.

Mine were full of honey-baked ham. Are you lactose intolerant? I'm gluten. So anytime I get anything in my system that's, you know, possibly cross-contaminated. Shannon, has Tim Murphy ever embarrassed you in front of Wes?

All the time. Wes and him are really close, though, right? Yes, they are. Yeah, Wes did not have a good relationship with his dad. So my dad is like the dad that he always wanted, which I love when he says that. But my dad, dude, my dad's like you. My dad will let it go. And he will comment on how good or bad he does that. Right off the bat, he does that? He does not care. Are you kidding me? Tim.

That's unbelievable. I love people at that level, though. What about Scott Mick? Does Scott Mick do this?

Absolutely not. He is so embarrassed by my brother and I. It's not even funny. Really? He's very, like, proper. I know that's wild because you guys know me and my brother and we're the farthest from it. But we were raised in, like, a very proper household. You don't fart in front of people.

Which is why you shouldn't be proper with your kids because we just retaliate and become the worst adults possible. It's so funny that you say that because we weren't even allowed to say the word fart in my dad's house growing up at all. It was like a bad word. Yet my dad was ripping them left and right all the time.

My brother would fart. I would laugh. My dad would get up off of the chair. Even if we were watching Law & Order SVU, which was for him, and we were sitting as a family, he would get up and just, ugh, and walk away. It's not funny. It's not funny to do that. Act appropriate.

Wow. So, God, seriously, I thought I had an ally in Scott. What's going on, Liz? Hi.

Hi. How are you guys?

Call me the farter-in-law. What's going on?

So, I was going to say, so, they make fun of my speech. I still have it to this day. It's kind of, like, bad. Like, I've always had bad speech problems growing up. Really?

I hear nothing, but, okay?

okay yeah so yeah it's okay now i mean i'm trying to get better with it but it isn't pleasant i mean

i mess up my words a lot and yeah so your parents would embarrass you in front of boyfriends that

would come over yeah kind of so like i would say certain things and like it yeah that's that is so wild that is yeah and it's not fun i mean it's not easy and like especially growing up in an environment like when you're in school and having like friends and then you know it's funny because

i was thinking about this because a lot of things bring you back to your childhood i was remembering that my dad was the only thing he would do to embarrass us in front of significant others was my dad never wore a shirt my dad as soon as my because my dad wore suits to work all the time because he was a doctor he would come home and he would put on a pair of shorts and walk around he was that guy the dad that would walk around shirtless so i remember a couple of times chelsea coming over and it's like my dad just sitting there shirtless at the end of the table but you grew up in chicago so is that a year-round thing oh year-round he would shovel the snow believe it or not with no shirt on what's up jen how you doing i'm good how are you fantastic jen we're uh we're talking about how your parents embarrass you i I think I did this to my kids.

Well, my dad is a very gassy person. And for as long as I can remember, regardless of whether it was significant others or just family functions, he just, like, rips part. And then he always follows up with, oh, well, that still works.

You know what? Okay. There's something about once you get past, I think it's 40.

for me it was i don't know maybe 50 but when you get past like a certain age you lose control of your uh kegel glands or kugel i don't know i don't know whatever

you don't even get embarrassed by it anymore you're just like you almost expect it and to the girl if they don't say it you're like does it still work i don't know what's going on to the

The girl who just called in to talk about her word choices and not being able to speak well. We're professional speakers. We're paid to do it.

What's happening, Austin? Hi.

Hey, guys. How are you?

Good. What's going on?

So when I was a kid, my cousins would get grounded from my Uncle Mark. He absolutely hated farting, and he would get angry if they would fart in the same room as him. They were made to get up, leave the room, go do their business, and come back.

Really? That was my grandma.

I understand to not hear the sounds then. But the smell just follows you in.

Yeah. My grandma used to, like, tell us to wait five seconds. I used to go outside and, like, count. Yeah. Really? Yeah, my grandma, she was not for that. Your grandma, the grandma, yeah, I know. Hey, Grandma Ruth, she was not for that first thing. Grandma Ma. Grandma Ma, I did, yeah.

You're never going to want her around me. She done. What's up, Sydney? Hi.

Hey, how's it going, guys? Good morning. Good morning.

What's happening?

So, my fiance and I have been together for five and a half years, and the first time that i met uh my future mother-in-law i went back in the house after we had just left because i forgot something and she didn't know i was coming back in she was standing at the sink and she let out the lardest loudest fart i have ever come out of my life what did you do i just i walked in i couldn't help but laugh i mean i think farting is hilarious so i just started dying laughing

she was holding it

what was that

she was holding it in until you left the house she thought you were gone so now you guys are the farter family

exactly

that's what we are now now we have no care in the world about it

and you guys why is everyone's natural reaction if you're around people that you're not exactly comfortable with to go yeah right

Kim what's up hi

hey I love you guys how you doing we love you

We love you. Hold on. Why? Yeah.

I just wanted to tell you that my dad thought it was hilarious to fart, and he didn't care. Wherever he was, he lifted his leg. He was like a dog. We would tell you, and he'd be like, what? It's the loved ones that don't smell. You're lucky I didn't do a fire one, because those did not.

Oh, my God. Not true. You know how they say, like, a fart in church? I remember literally one time doing that in church, and it was the echoey sounds.

and it was

Chelsea in her parents church that we went to and it was one of those ones where they had like the floor like literally everything reverberated right off the damn thing

when you

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