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All right. It is Mojo on the morning show. So we had everybody at our house for the holidays and it was actually fun. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm normally the type of guy that I get emotional when my family's all together. But after a few days, I kind of wanted my space a little bit. And I'm thinking, man, I've grown up a lot because in the past, I couldn't wait for the kids to like, just be home and just stay home. And then after a while, it got a little annoying on a couple of different parts. One was, uh, the boys, Joe had his, his girlfriend, uh, Alyssa there. so she was there staying which we were like on engagement watch wondering if he was going to

get engaged or not i was waiting were you post yeah i sure i i think chelsea said it best it

would be bad if he goes and brings her to his own hometown and proposes to her when she's not from here she's from you know uh florida from tampa um but that would be like a total like self-serving thing to do but he didn't do it so long story short elissa was there um and then luke had his girlfriend that was there and brooklyn and it got to be a point where i would forget that these guys were all amongst us and i know that you guys will hear you know from time to time me talk about how

i have excessive gas problems i got gas right now oh god buddy i've gotten to a point right now in

my life where when i push myself off the couch like literally like grab you know i'm i'm not having to like pull my put my arms down like i still can get it up from the core i do a little rock roll yes yeah exactly but when i do it i will i will rock a little bit and as i rock a

little bit to come up oh it comes right out you're one step away from the fart walks I'm in the fart walk period

here's me walking to the kitchen to go grab some uh you know something to eat it's well it got to be so bad and the worst is the way that the couch set up was and I can you call us up I want to call us up and tell us how did your mom or dad embarrass you in front of your significant other because it got to be a point where i would just i started with the oops like you know what i mean like i did the oops then it got me going excuse me then i started picking myself up and cupping my butt because i was sitting as i was sitting on the couch the way that it would go joe would sit on the end elissa would sit in between joe and i and then luke would be on one side luke's girlfriend would be on the other side you know i mean like and then jacob would be occasionally down there but he was still hiding in his room like he always you know would And I would get up and just be like, just embarrassing as hell. I felt so bad.

Did anybody say anything to you? Or was it just expected?

Alyssa, at some point, Joe's girlfriend Alyssa, started giggling at times. Like, it got to a point where I think that she thought that, okay, this is possibly going to be her father-in-law one day. And I said to Joe, I go, man, if we didn't run off one of your girlfriends in the past by some of the stuff that we said.

we're going to run her off with our butt. I feel like there are worse things than farting, though. Really? Like, if farting is as bad as it's going to get by becoming a member of the Carballo family, then I think you're okay. I don't know.

You know what I mean? Like, it can get a lot worse than just some ass.

Mine were full of honey-baked ham. Are you lactose intolerant? I'm gluten. So anytime I get anything in my system that's, you know, possibly cross-contaminated. Shannon, has Tim Murphy ever embarrassed you in front of Wes?

All the time. Wes and him are really close, though, right? Yes, they are. Wes did not have a good relationship with his dad, so my dad is like the dad that he always wanted, which I love when he says that. Dude, my dad's like you. My dad will let it go, and he will comment on how good or bad the smell is.

Right off the bat, he does that?

He does not care. Are you kidding me? Wow.

That's unbelievable. I love people at that level, though. What about Scott Mick? Does Scott Mick do this?

Absolutely not. He is so embarrassed by my brother and I, it's not even funny. Really? He thinks it's just... He's very, like, proper. I know that's wild because you guys know me and my brother and we're the farthest from it, but we were raised in, like, a very proper household. You don't fart in front of people. Which is why you shouldn't be proper with your kids because we just retaliate and become

the worst adults possible. It's so funny that you say that because we weren't even allowed to say the word fart in my dad's house growing up at all. It was like a bad word. Yet my dad was ripping them left and right all the time.

My brother would fart. I would laugh. My dad would get up off of the chair. Even if we were watching Law & Order SVU, which was for him, and we were sitting as a family, he would get up and just, ugh, and walk away. It's not funny. It's not funny to do that. Act appropriate.

Wow. god i i seriously i thought i had an ally and uh and scott what's going on liz hi

hi how are you guys call me the farter-in-law what's going on so i was gonna say um so they make fun of my speech i still have it to this day um it's kind of like bad like i've always had bad speech problems growing up.

Really? I hear nothing, but okay?

Yeah, so, yeah, it's okay now. I mean, I'm trying to get better with it, but it isn't pleasant. I mean, I mess up my words a lot. Yeah.

So your parents would embarrass you in front of boyfriends that would come over?

Yeah, kind of. So, like, I would say certain things, and, like, yeah.

That is so wild.

that is yeah and it's not fine i mean it's not easy and like especially growing up in an environment like when you're in school and having like friends and then my you know it's funny

because i was thinking about this because a lot of things bring you back to your childhood i was remembering that my dad was the only thing he would do to embarrass us in front of significant others was my dad never wore a shirt my dad as soon as my because my dad wore suits to work all the time because he was a doctor he would come home and he would put on a pair of shorts and walk around he was that guy the dad that would walk around shirtless so i remember a couple of times chelsea coming over and it's like my dad just sitting there shirtless at the end of the

table but you grew up in chicago so is that a year-round thing oh year-round he would shovel

the snow believe it or not with with no shirt on what's up jen how you doing i'm good how are you fantastic jen we're uh we're talking about how your parents embarrass you i think i did this to

my kids well my my dad is a very gassy person and for as long as i can remember regardless of whether it was significant others or just family functions he just like rips part and then he always follows up with oh well that still works you know what okay there's something about once

you get past i think it's 40 for me it was i don't know maybe 50 but when you get past like a certain age you lose control of your uh kegel glands or kugel i don't know i don't know whatever

you don't even get embarrassed by it anymore you're just like you almost expect it and to the girl if they don't say it you're like does it still work i don't know what's going on to the

girl who just called in to talk about her word choices and not being able to speak well we're professional speakers yeah we're paid to do it what's what's happening austin hi hey guys how

are you good what's going on so when i was a kid uh my cousins would get grounded from my uncle mark he he absolutely hated farting and he would get angry if they would fart Thank you. the same room as him they were made to get up leave the room go do their business and come back

really that was my grandma i understand to not hear the sound then but the smell just follows

you in yeah my grandma used to like tell us to wait wait five seconds i used to go outside and like count yeah really yeah my grandma she was not for that your grandma the grandma i know hey grandma roof she was not for that you're never gonna want her around me she done what's up sydney

Hi.

Hey, how's it going, guys? Good morning. Good morning.

What's happening?

So my fiance and I have been together for five and a half years, and the first time that I met my future mother-in-law, I went back in the house after we had just left because I forgot something, and she didn't know I was coming back in. She was standing at the sink, and she let out the loudest fart I have ever heard. Come on, it was funny.

What did you do?

Ever since then, I just, I walked in and I couldn't help but laugh. I mean, I think farting is hilarious, but I just started dying laughing.

She was holding it.

Ever since then, now we're just, what was that?

She was holding it in until you left the house. She thought you were gone. So now you guys are the farter family?

Exactly. That's what we are now. Now we have no care in the world about it.

And you guys, why is everyone's natural reaction if you're around people that you're not exactly comfortable with to go, whoop?

Yeah, right.

Kim, what's up? Hi.

Hey, I love you guys.

How you doing? Love you, Kim. Love you, Kim.

We love you. We love you. Hold on.

I just wanted to tell you that my dad thought it was hilarious to fart, and he didn't care. Wherever he was, he lifted his leg. Like a dog. We would tell you, and he'd be like, what? It's the loved ones that don't smell. You're lucky I didn't do a fire one, because those things are bad.

Oh, my God. Not true. You know how they say, like, a fart in church? I remember literally one time doing that in church and it was the echoey sounds that it was Chelsea in her parents church that we went to. And it was one of those ones where they had like the floor, like literally everything reverberated right off the damn thing.

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