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The First Date Bust
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The First Date Bust

from Mojo In The Morning

February 13, 2023 | 00:09:00 | Leisure

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participation delivery area and charges may vary it's the first date bust this is kind of like how did you know this first date was also the last date what did they say or do on your date that you realized oh we're done yeah we're not we're not going on another date do you have an example yes uh at my super bowl party i asked my single friend i'm like how's the dating life going you know and he's he was telling in the room how two weekends ago he went on a first date and the woman he took out on a date asked the server at the restaurant what is your most expensive drink and he was just looking at her like what and she was serious and he was like she was trying to order the most expensive drink in my and he's just like what the hell kind of question is that not what is your best drink or most popular drink so my buddy said he thinks like bro code kicked in because the waiter looked at him and just gave him a look and then he kept telling the girl her first two choices were out of stock basically i think he was trying to keep her oh really keep her from ordering the 300 bottle of champagne wait so she wait does he think that she was gonna order that oh yeah she was specifically looking for the most expensive thing she's like i want to try something treat our treat myself and he's like uh the first date i don't even know you what are you asking the most expensive so very ballsy yeah so he tipped the waiter well because the waiter hooked him up and did not let her order the big expensive drink but obviously he never called the girl for a second date but i thought that's a good topic because who was on a date and the minute he or she said something you knew oh this is over this is over there's not going to

00:02:59 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 6:

be a second date or has anybody ever gone on a date and the person did order the most expensive thing on the menu and did that end the date for you because a lot of times you know you'll just go and the person will be subtle about it but they're like yeah i'll take the most yeah this

00:03:16 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 1:

is why i want women to be able to pay on the first date because when i go on a date to a fancy restaurant i want a good meal i don't want to worry about you analyzing how much money i'm like i'm here for a meal you're just the entertainment you're asking to be analyzed

00:03:30 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 7:

if you don't ask what's the best meal or what's something i've never had before that i should try at this restaurant you said what's the most expensive drink but in megan's case if you just order it yeah okay and most expensive doesn't make it the best drink some of my favorite wines Or $6 bottle of wines

00:03:46 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 6:

But I also think what Megan is saying Is I get it She says I want to order something good And I don't necessarily want to be judged for it But I think people are going to judge you if you do order If there's something on the menu that says Market price or it says Something like it's well over Whatever anything else that's on there I think you're going to look bad but in that case Megan I think that's one of those ones where I'm like going You know I really like this I just want you to know We're splitting the bill or something like that

00:04:13 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 7:

But I wouldn't even judge someone if I took them on a date and they ordered the market price. Because I'm like, listen, I brought you to a restaurant. I should be able to afford whatever meal you're going to buy if I took you to dinner.

00:04:24 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 1:

So does that apply to drinks?

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No, because she's not looking.

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If you're ordering a bottle of champagne on a first date.

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And your category is the most expensive thing. You're not saying I've always wanted to try. This bartender looks like he makes a really cool smoke to this or that. or I've never had rosé before. I want to try rosé. She was literally like, what's the most expensive thing I can put on the bill?

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Or ordering a bottle of something. Usually it's like you order it by the glass or whatever.

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And if you're both ordering the same thing, you have a little discussion of,

00:04:55 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

should we just get a bottle if you're going to order the same thing? If the person just blatantly goes, I'm going to take it.

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Like a bottle. What's up, Nikki? How you doing?

00:05:03 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 7:

Hi. Yeah. So the guy, after being an hour and a half late, you know, the bill comes. And, you know, that awkward first date, you know, everyone kind of gets it out. He pretends like he is. And he said, oh, shoot, I forgot my wallet in the car. And so I'm like, okay, I'll get it, whatever. And he stole one of my shoes, too. So weird. He got it. Why? He kept saying, your feet are so cute. Oh, God. Oh, no.

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And he never offered after the date to reimburse you or to take you on a second date or anything?

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I blocked him.

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Yeah. I guess once.

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I'd want my shoe back.

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Yeah.

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I have the other one just in case I lost it somewhere because it's one of my favorite flexes. It's like Cinderella.

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Michelle, you knew the date was bad when he did.

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Oh, goodness. Goodness. I came up to this construction worker Who has really, I've never done this And have not done this since I put my number in his back pocket He calls me, we go on a date He comes to pick me up And as soon as I get in the car He's like, I'm sorry But I've got really bad gas tonight So he literally He literally crapped his pants The whole evening And then he's like Oh, you're so cool It's like hanging out with one of the guys And I'm going, I am dying

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I am dying Should have rescheduled When you say he literally He didn't literally right

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He farted

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He just farted I was going to say can you imagine if he literally crapped his pants

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I think he may have had a wipe Because it was really gross

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Oh my god Marissa hi

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Hi oh my gosh I love the story about the crapping the pants This isn't that story but I've actually Pooped my pants on a first date

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Did your date know

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Hold on Hold on

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i love it you can't say that marissa marissa that's grumpy he knows though marissa that's still with him uh he knows no oh god no oh okay okay first year of college but just like a year or two ago i went on a bumble date with this firefighter guy and he took me to mancy so i was all excited oh girl yes well he's 40 minutes late and i call him after like 15 minutes so i'm like hey what's going on and he's like oh is it already time and i'm like yeah like it's time so he comes and he meets me he's 40 minutes late we're sitting we had just ordered food and right after like our order is in he says something along the lines like he didn't think he didn't he was happy that i wasn't as chunky as i was in my profile picture And I'm glad that my chest made up for it

00:07:54 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 7:

I would have gotten right up and walked my butt out of there I would have ordered everything on the menu Oh, I couldn't have sanded to look at him

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Actually, that's the date you want to crap in the car on Helena, hi

00:08:13 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 4:

Hi, so I went on a first date about two years ago and this guy I offered to pay my half. And I said, Holly, you know how much is my half? And he said, he looked at the bill and said, it's not that expensive. I can take care of it this time.

00:08:32 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 2:

Maybe he was just kidding. Was he just kidding?

00:08:35 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 4:

No, he was serious. He said, next time we can go out to an expensive restaurant and you can pay.

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Joe actually had a date. And what happened, Joe?

00:08:46 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 3:

hi first time caller uh congrats uh shannon thank you so much so i'm from windsor right and there's a place called marcy's steakhouse and i wanted to be like impressive and so we ordered a steak and then she's like can i get some shots and i'm like okay 450 later I'm like, are you going to help pay for this? And she walked out. Oh, my God.

00:09:19 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 7:

What was so expensive? What did she order?

00:09:24 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 3:

I don't even know. These female cup drinks, the steaks were like $60 each, which wasn't too bad.

00:09:33 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 7:

It sounded like she ordered some expensive alcohol.

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All these beauty drinks, yeah, and then these shots on the side.

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Oh, my God. $450. and she leaves you there. Did she at least let you pay the bill and then leave you, or did she leave you before the bill was even paid?

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She left before the person came with the

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bill. Oh, you poor guy. What's the exchange rate, though, in Canada? Let me see what the...

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exchange rate is now, $450. Was she from the U.S. or was she from Canada? She was from Canada. She was from Canada. Oh, my God. Well, all I keep thinking about is that girl that crapped her pants in the guy's car. I mean, that's hysterical. I want to do a dating game with her. Everybody who's crapped their pants before has to be in line to date her. It has to have its own app. Yeah.

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