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There's a thief in Megan's house. And I think we know who that thief is. It's Coraline, her dog. No. No?

I wish she'd probably be easier to deal with, right? You can just kick her to the backyard. It can't seem to do that with the real thief. Which just happens to be my best friend. And I feel like you need to preface this and be like, I love my brother, but I am on the verge of committing murder.

And by the way, the picture on our Facebook, Instagram and stuff of you guys and you guys were out the night before last is great of the two of you guys hanging out with each other. I feel like you guys need a reality show.

No, no. Because I think people would be honestly surprised to know how nasty we can be to each other. Which I think we find funny, but other people would be like, wow, that's intense. What's the age difference with you guys? Six years. He's six years older than me, even though everybody thinks he's the baby. He does have a baby face, though.

Do you hate that, by the way? I mean, women already hate the fact that people think that they, you know, are aged differently than men. Or, you know, it's always like the guys lose weight faster than women, you know, stuff like that. But to have your own brother, your older brother, look like your younger brother really has got to piss you off.

I think the most disrespectful part is, like, a lot of people just assume we're close in age because we're close together. And then when I'm like, oh, no, there's six years between eyes. And then people look at both of us, and I go, it's not obvious who's the younger one. Six years is a lot of years, you guys. it's more the question because they know it's rude to ask but at that point we've all realized you want to ask and the answer is i'm the youngest one thank you very much i'm useful let's get to the

to the theft part of this one because i think that there's a lot of listeners that check out our show every single day that when we talk about certain things you guys can relate to things more than others right this is one of those ones where i know that there's a lot of people who live in a home or an apartment with some any roommate or whoever it might be you can relate to and that is

the food theft and it's not a one-time situation when i tell you my brother steals all of my food i mean he steals all of my food i love the day after valentine's day because that's the day i get to go out and buy myself all the fancy chocolates i would not pay full price for get them half off well i bought this like huge box of chocolates for myself and he ate 48 out of the 50 pieces of chocolate and it's driving me nuts and then uh just constantly here's here's something oh he would be so mad to know that i said this on the air but i'm mad at him so i'll say it we have to have separate jars of peanut butter in the house because we have nearly come to fistfights over the peanut butter jar and who ate Oh.

All of the freaking peanut butter because he'll eat it all. So I have to physically hide a jar of peanut butter in my house just so he won't eat it all. I call him my little, like, what's a creature that eats everything at night? Raccoons? He's the little raccoon that lives with me. Because every morning I wake up and something is just inevitably gone. Whether it's my leftover wings, whether, I just can't have anything in the house. It got to the point where the man started putting food in my own bedroom while I wasn't there and shutting the door just so he didn't have to see it. Because if he saw it, he'd probably be tempted to eat it. And I'm like, my room is not a pantry. I have a pantry. Leave it in the pantry.

It's driving me nuts. Do you have to hide food from him? Because this is something that's always funny is when people will say that they have to hide food from family members, Like brothers or sisters or parents with their children You have to hide the food So that they don't eat it Because then when you want to go eat it It's never there Like the chocolate Like you should have hid the chocolate from him

Oh, but why is that my responsibility? It should be your responsibility as an adult To have some self-control, okay? Because you don't just walk into a store and go You know what? You should lock everything up I'm here

Yeah, well, you know what? Now you have to be But you know

You learned your lesson

You have to treat your food at home like the razors at Walgreens. Lock them up. It's behind the plastic, right?

I need a padlock in my own kitchen. You only get in in these hours. Other than that, you've got to pace yourself.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. So how many chocolates did he eat?

48 out of the 50 pieces.

He left you two.

48. And he didn't leave me two. I just took two and put the box away. And then he ate the other 48.

Do you guys remember when you were growing up and you got boxes of chocolates for whatever occasion or your parents did?

Yeah.

Would you bite the bottoms to see what the filling was inside and then put it back if it wasn't the strawberry stuff? Because that was the only one that I would actually eat.

It was Fannie Mae chocolates for us, okay? And what we would do is, and my kids do it too sometimes because my sisters will buy it still because Fannie Mae is like a Chicago thing. They'll put their finger on through the thing. Like, they'll poke their finger through it to see if they got the milk chocolate with the vanilla inside of it.

Oh, see, I liked the strawberry, and I would just bite a little corner of the bottom, and if it wasn't the strawberry. If it didn't have, like, the guide.

So it looked like you had rats in your house.

You know, now they're fancy, and they've got the guide, and it tells you which one is which.

Blake, what's going on? How you doing? Hey, Blake. Hi, how you doing? Good. Blake, quick question for you. We're going to say this, because Megan's brother's name is Sean. Who's the Sean in your house?

Ooh, that would be my old roommate. My wife actually kept a pantry in her bedroom closet just to keep people from stealing her food.

Really? So your wife?

Yeah, like shelves and everything, pantry. Full pantry.

And wait, when she said from keeping people from eating the food, is she keeping you from eating the food? Or is she keeping, like, do you have roommates?

we used to have roommates and they would eat everything everything whatever they was like

our food was their food that's amazing that's a genius thing for apartment complexes and built and you know builders of homes put a refrigerator and put a pantry in the bedroom with a padlock on

it i am not in college no what's up michelle hi how you doing good how are you good who did

you have to hide food from my husband what specifically do you have to hide what's he love

everything cookies gummy candy one of our first dates i left gummy candy at his house and the next day that i came over i was like hey where's the candy he was like i ate it all i was like what bastard where's your where's your hiding spot i have a spot in the pantry behind everything, and there's still Halloween candy back there.

So you know what? I think my wife does this too, but she puts it on a shelf that's

too high for me to reach.

She knows I won't

get a stool again. Michelle, that's what you need. You need to have a husband that's a little smaller than you.

Oh, that's great. I don't tell him.

It's like children. You've got to put everything strategically higher. What's up, Rob? How you doing?

I'm doing good, guys. I love listening to the show. Nice to talk to you guys. We love you, too.

Thank you, buddy. We appreciate it.

Mike can probably maybe attest to this because he's got the younger kids, but the kids are the Steve. Like.

Me and my fiancé got a room downstairs, and they have the upstairs room. So, like, sometimes we go to bed before them because we got to work. And, of course, their kids sometimes they try and stay up. And you come up the next morning, and there's certain food gone. So there's a steep. Yeah.

You know that cupboard that's right above the fridge that nobody knows what it's for? Yes, it's like a half cupboard. Yeah, that's where everything that the kids can't get to go.

Yeah. Dude, we got it, man. It's crazy. Sometimes they're like the night raccoons for sure.

Yes.

Rob, thanks, buddy. You're welcome. Appreciate the call. What's up, Jill?

Hi.

Hey, what's going on?

Well, I have a funny story about food going missing in the refrigerator, my fancy leftovers. And so often my food was picked through. I would go to eat it the next day. So I got tired of it, and I wrote a note. I said, I have strategically placed a booger in this food. So I got up the next day to a note back to me that said, now there are two. No. That is so funny.

Joelle, what's up?

So my boyfriend will literally eat anything. If I buy anything for myself, like candy, whatever. So I got an empty tampon box, and I would put that in the bedroom so he wouldn't go into it.

Yeah, it's the best. Megan, that's what you got to do. You've got to figure that out. Hold on a second real quick. On the phone with us, the world famous. Scott Mick, Megan's dad, is on the phone with us.

Good morning. How are you guys doing today?

We're doing good. Question for you. Is this something common that your son steals food from also you too?

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. I've gotten to the point now when I bring leftovers home from a restaurant, I actually put them in the crisper. He doesn't go looking for fruits and vegetables He only looks for leftovers Yeah It's the only place to hide anything from him But he's not a raccoon He's like a vacuum Whatever is available It's just amazing the amount of food he eats It's unbelievable how much he eats It's not a genetic trait

Wow So did you ever have to hide stuff in your bedroom Kind of like how Megan was talking about it And people were talking about hiding in their bedroom

I should have, and I always felt bad for Megan because I traveled quite a bit. When I first got divorced, I was traveling a lot. And on Sundays, I would try to make a big meal so there was food for the kids to eat while I was gone. Yeah. One Sunday in particular, I cooked two roasts. These are five-pound roasts I cooked out on the grill. So that night, we probably ate maybe half of one of those roasts, maybe half, probably not. So we had a whole meal with it. The next morning I got up, the other two were gone. All of the meat was gone. I can't imagine eating eight pounds of meat in one year. Fathom that. He ate eight pounds of meat. Oh, my God. That makes me want to throw out. Eight pounds. I know, right? Yeah. It's like a protein coma. Oh, my God. Yes. Yeah. And he ate the whole damn thing. And he's still, you know, he wears, you know, like, tiny pants.

He's got tiny pants. Tiny pants. He's the skinniest one. It's so freaking annoying. Oh, yeah. Well, that's the thing.

Your metabolism, your guys' metabolism isn't good because you guys aren't able to eat any of this stuff.

I know. Okay, so, Mojo, when you were 30 years old, your metabolism slowed down, right?

Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

Not his. I think it's sped up. So I think he could eat 15 pounds now, and it's annoying as hell.

Also, do you hear how angry my dad still is? This happened 15 years ago.

I'm so mad. But it was eight pounds of beef.

Hold on a second. Hold on. I got to grab Rachel real quick. Rachel?

Yes?

What did you buy on Amazon?

They have a food locker. It's like a plastic crate with a coat, and you can keep it in your fridge. It's small. Oh, my God. Megan, we've got to get this for you.

It's a food locker to hide food from your family members.

What do you put in your food locker? My kids will put their leftovers in there because my fiance will eat it when they're sleeping. It will make it mad.

The remaining pizza goes right in there.

That's exactly what it is to pizza.

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