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The "Friend Blind Date"
Mojo In The Morning

The "Friend Blind Date"

from Mojo In The Morning

March 10, 2023 | 00:07:43 | Leisure

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00:01:01 - 00:01:13 | Speaker 5:

It's Mojo in the morning. Shannon, you went on a friend's blind date. This is kind of funny because I never really thought of that, but that's interesting. So you got to introduce somebody?

00:01:14 - 00:01:49 | Speaker 3:

Yes, yesterday, our friend, Armand, who used to work here with us at the radio station, he has been telling me for quite some time now that he has this friend that he thought that I would love, that I would get along with we live close to each other she has kids that are similar ages to Lucy and Smith and so this has been going on for like over a year maybe and so last night we finally got to meet up and meet in person for the very first time and it was so funny because I felt like I was going on a blind date like I was being set up but it wasn't a date date it was a friendship

00:01:49 - 00:01:55 | Speaker 5:

date was Armand and his husband there or no just just Armand just Armand came they so her name's

00:01:55 - 00:02:13 | Speaker 3:

Andrea they've been friends since they were in high school so they know each other really really really well but um and she was awesome I mean he's totally right we had we had a ton in common and we hit it off but I was like nervous really getting ready to go out did you get just as nervous

00:02:13 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 5:

like what to wear or showing up at the thing as if you're going on like a date date honestly yes

00:02:18 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 3:

I did I was like I I was trying to figure out like what to wear and do my hair and I wanted her to like me and it was it was just so funny I'm like this is this is different and it was really funny because at the end of the evening we both had to go to the bathroom at the same time and where we were I didn't realize that the bathrooms were just for one person it kind of looked like you would open the door and there would be stalls but there wasn't so we both walked in and saw one toilet and one sink and we looked at each other and I started laughing and I was like you can just go I won't look so she peed while I touched up my makeup and I'm like we We literally just met each other an hour ago.

00:02:53 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. Megan, I would never do that with my brother.

00:02:57 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 2:

Absolutely not. I would share. No, I don't even think I would share a bathroom with you now, Shannon. I think I'd kick you out. We did share a bathroom, you dummy. But getting ready. I would never pee in front of you. You wouldn't?

00:03:09 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 5:

I wouldn't because a fart always comes out when I'm out. Nice.

00:03:13 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 2:

This is the common thing for girls. Honestly, that was my favorite comment of the whole show. It is not a common thing for girls. I refuse to accept that. I didn't say it was a common thing. I think I peed with every one of my close friends. I've even peed with Lydia.

00:03:26 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. I just think it was funny to just meet somebody on a friend-blind date, and then by the end of the night, we're peeing in the same bathroom together.

00:03:33 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 2:

I never missed to pee in front of KP. It didn't come out. I have a really good friend here, and we work together, and she'll go to the bathroom with me. There are multiple stalls. I can do that. But she tries to talk to me when we pee, and I yell at her and say, don't talk to me. Stop it.

00:03:48 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 6:

You've got to concentrate.

00:03:51 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 5:

So when you're on a friend-blind date, do you guys sit there and just chit-chat and talk to each other like you would a regular date?

00:04:00 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 3:

It is kind of the same because I didn't really know much about her. Like I didn't know where she grew up, what high school she went to, what her husband does, where her kids go to school. So you kind of cover all of those same things.

00:04:13 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 5:

Is there an awkwardness when the bill comes to of who takes the bill or how does that work?

00:04:18 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 3:

We all split it.

00:04:19 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 5:

Okay.

00:04:20 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 3:

It's not a date date.

00:04:21 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 5:

I know, but that's what I'm saying. I want to know how similar it is. And do you go back to her house afterwards?

00:04:28 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 3:

She actually did invite us to her house, but not last night. It's so funny. But not last night because it was getting too late for a school night. Not on the first date. So not on the first date, yeah.

00:04:38 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

I've been introduced to people, but we never called it like a blind date like this or never did it like this, but it's funny to look back at, you know, the times that you're just like going and meeting up with somebody in your, Hey, I want to introduce you to somebody, but it's always, they always will say to me, Hey, do you guys want to meet each other? And then it's always something like, all right, what's the ulterior motive of why they want us to meet.

00:05:00 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 7:

In your case, it's you guys live close together. You have similar kind of kids. I'm always convinced it's somebody wants a free shout out on the radio. Or now my latest is everybody wants to emcee, an emcee for their charity or whatever it is that they've got going on. So that's the thing that usually ends up happening. But you buy me a meal, I'll do anything. She didn't ask you for anything?

00:05:24 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 4:

Any of those things, no.

00:05:26 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 7:

Megan brings up a really good point about those single stall bathrooms. I hate those single-stall bathrooms. I could not do the whole single-stall bathroom peeing. Even if the guys, they have a urinal sometimes on the wall and a toilet sitting there.

00:05:42 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:05:42 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 7:

I couldn't be at the urinal peeing while a guy's sitting down behind me on the toilet, you know, pooping. Could you, Spike, or Mike, could you guys even pee at each one of them? Pooping's different. Like where the guy's back is to you.

00:05:55 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 2:

That's weird. Peeing I could. But, I mean, I've left, sometimes I've left those doors open if I know it's men only and there's only, like, sometimes there's a stall and a urinal or, like, just a toilet and a urinal. I'll just pee in the, I'll leave it open if another dude wants to come in and pee or whatever.

00:06:11 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 3:

But also, your back is to people.

00:06:13 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 2:

Exactly.

00:06:14 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 3:

When you are a woman and people, they, girls, okay, I've been in the bathroom with girls while they're paying, right? I get it happens. I don't think it's normal. I think all y'all, people who do it are weirdos. And y'all should be charged with severe crimes. because it's weird. But the fact that you'll make eye contact while having a conversation with me while fluids are leaving your body

00:06:34 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 11:

is illegal. I mean, last night I turned around. I don't, like, look at them in their crotch. No, no, no, no, but the girl on the toilet is looking at you.

00:06:43 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 7:

Does yours look like mine? Erica, what do you think? Who do you side with on this one?

00:06:48 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 10:

I just wanted to agree with Megan. There's nothing that bothers me more than someone trying to make conversation with me Threw a skull door while I'm trying to pee. Thank you. It's awful. Right to jail. Straight to jail. Right away.

00:07:05 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 7:

Annika, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

00:07:08 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 9:

Hi, guys. Hi. Hey. Happy Friday.

00:07:12 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 7:

Amen.

00:07:13 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 9:

I was going to say that I agree with Megan like 99% of the time. And if I was awake and listening to your show live, I'd call in more. But I just can't agree with you about this one. I think it's totally normal. For girls to pee with other girls? Yes.

00:07:30 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 11:

The line is always so long to the bathroom, so you might as well just all claim one stall and rotate.

00:07:37 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 9:

Yeah, and it gets lonely.

00:07:40 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I agree. I need to download the conversation that's happening at the table with somebody.

00:07:46 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 9:

Yes, exactly.

00:07:48 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 7:

Annika, do you listen to the show on the podcast, it sounds like, when you're not?

00:07:52 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 9:

that's cool usually i listen live after about 8 30 usually when my son gets up he's two um and uh then i listen to the podcast like later in the day usually when he's napping

00:08:05 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 3:

that's awesome thank you well how about this i'll make a compromise the only time it's acceptable is when you're absolutely hammered drunk in a stall with multiple girls that's usually

00:08:15 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 7:

where it's happening i'll give you that trent what's up trent hey mojo

00:08:22 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 4:

I'm with you. I can't pee in public at all. If there's someone in the bathroom, it doesn't matter if there's like 30 stalls. I can't do it.

00:08:29 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 7:

Really? Swear to God. You know what I hate? I hate when you're at a bunch of urinals and there's like four or five of them there, and the guy just chooses to go to the one right next to you. Like, why can't he leave a little space?

00:08:40 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 4:

I can't even use the urinals. That's too, no, no, I can't do that. That's too, no.

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