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The Gay Drunk
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The Gay Drunk

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January 3, 2025 | 00:12:56 | Leisure

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Here we go This is the Mojo in the morning show this is the mojo in the morning show this is the mojo in the morning show this is the mojo in the morning show mojo in the morning i want to bring something up here right now so i went out and partied

00:04:49 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 7:

over the weekend got a little bit drunk and i want to ask this question and see if you guys have an answer for me okay can you explain to me

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me why some straight people turn gay when they drink i got hit on by a married guy this weekend and i think it was like full-on hit on like i was like one of those things where i felt like the guy was the guy was uh really enjoying me i don't know what the story was um but it only seems to happen to me that i get hit on by straight guys or guys that i thought thought that were straight the married guys and it's usually when they're drunk and somebody needs to explain this to me because i know that there are a lot of women that this happens to where women become bi when they have a lot of cocktails and i want to know what is it about that happening and i and maybe i maybe i'm lending myself to this because maybe i become more feminine or something when i'm uh when i'm drinking i don't know what it is like even holding my hand i'm like what is going on here right now but i i get when i get drunk or i or i'm out i have guys that will hit on me and and you explain

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this to me it's literally just a drinking thing you don't think that they're like on the dl type

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of guys i don't know okay i have no idea listen i'm flattered by it i actually am very flattered it's it's it's nice to have somebody actually pay attention to you give me an example because Are they acting the same, and then you're just drunk, so you're picking it up more? Beginning of the night, we're not drinking, okay? Or we're not drunk. We're just drinking. We're all hanging out. Everything's cool. We're high-fiving each other. End of the night, I'm getting hugged and groped and stuff.

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I had a guy friend who was like this. I don't want to say his name. I have a guy friend.

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He's still with us. Well, and tell me if he does this, when he does this. At the beginning of the night, everything is good. At the end of the night, he's cupping my private parts. Oh, wow. No, I'm just kidding. Now, does he do that at all? Wait, you just nodded your head yes.

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He really, the way he talked changed, the way he interacted with other guys changed. They call them spirits. He would talk to you about dreams that he's had about other guys, and I'm like, I don't know if this is the alcohol. The spirits will take over. Maybe this is you, and you're just too afraid when you're sober to, like, be the man that you are, that you are, period.

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Wow. I don't know. I'm gay now. Wow. I don't know what it is, but it has happened to me a couple of times over the course of the last few months where I'll go out, we'll drink, we'll have fun, and then at the end of the night, I got guys wrapping their arms around me. You know what I mean?

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Although I will say, I feel like girls, or maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but I feel like girls who tend to get a little touchy or feelier if they drink a little bit. It's just me. You know that's me.

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I have never once been groped by you. No, I don't grop. But I'm saying I get very, okay.

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Girls like to kiss. Maybe. No. Girls make out. They make out when they're.

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I'm saying I feel like girls are more just like.

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No, we're lovey. We're touchier. We're more like, we appreciate you. And I also think some of it is, I'll protect you from these creepy dudes at this bar.

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by hanging all over you so they can't what about the creepy guys that are are hitting on their

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friends you don't have to worry about them at that point is this the same person that's doing

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this to you no it's different it's totally different i had one guy one time we're sitting we're literally sitting at a bar this is no joke we're at a bar we're sitting there and every five seconds he kept grabbing my leg he like he would talk to me and he would go yeah you know what i'm talking about and he would grab my leg at first at first when he's like grabbing my he would he would grab like right above my kneecap and after he grabbed me right above my kneecap the first time i was a little startled i was like oh okay well that kind of feels okay and then and then i stop and next thing i know the hand's lingering there like it's not slapping me anymore it's now holding on okay and maybe he was just trying to sit up straight this this weekend this weekend it was hugging it was like hugging and cuddling and i have been told that I would be a great, you know, gay person's beer. A who?

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A bear.

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A bear.

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What is that?

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Like the big, the fat guy in the relationship. The big hairy guy.

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I'm the bear in the relationship. They have Cubs that are guys that are just a little overweight.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, a little bit younger, a little bit less hairy. All right. Maybe trimmed up and then bigger.

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Kev, you could be a bear. I'm going to let you be the, do you. I don't know. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Hi, Jessica. How are you?

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Hi, good. How are you?

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Good. Explain this to me. Why is it that when guys drink, even girls, when they drink, all of a sudden, they go from being heterosexual to bisexual?

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Mojo, my mom always raised me to know that a drunk mind reveals a sober heart. So I believe that people who kind of lean towards that already, it just comes out when they're drunk.

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I had an ex who was, I thought, completely straight. But when he would get drunk, he would start talking about how hot certain guys were. And he insisted, you know, that he was straight. But I don't know. He started talking about dudes more often when he was drinking. And I think he was in the closet.

00:10:18 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. So maybe. So do you think it brings them out of the closet when they're drinking? Could the guy just come out of the closet, please?

00:10:28 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 1:

I think so. i feel like i mean i'm 100 straight if i drink i will not exhibit any type of um gay behavior but uh if some people are they might you know that's just the way i feel about it hold on a second

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this text is great one 734 goes it's not gay it's homosexual okay i like that i like that this other text is a great one too 313 says kev's not a bear he's a cub That's what Megan was saying.

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Do you think these guys would take it there if you allowed it to go further? I don't know. Are you comfortable playing the role?

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I honestly, can I be quite honest with you? Yeah. I wasn't attracted to them. If I was attracted to them, I don't know. Like if it's Tom Brady, you know, maybe I'd take my clothes off for him. I don't know. How committed to this bit are you? I'm not. but I, but it does, it does find, I find it interesting. Women, women do this a lot. And I don't know, Jessica, are you this way? When you're out with your girlfriends or maybe you have girlfriends that are like this, you girls kiss other girls when they're drinking and they won't do it if they're sober. Like you don't see a girl start. Oh, that's a lot. Next thing you know, they're making out when at the beginning of the night, it's at the end of the night that that

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happens. Right. Yeah. I've seen it happen. My friends are like that, but I can't, I just can't do it I can't bring myself to do it and I have nothing against it but it is not my thing and so like I'm not like that so I 100% know that it has to be you have to have some sort of open-mindedness to it that I just don't have yeah I think what ends up happening is what you're

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talking about you can't bring yourself to it I think that there's there's no attraction there so you don't find yourself wanting to do it but I do think that the other thing is if you're so drunk, you're wondering what did you do at the end of the night? You know what I mean? Like your inhibitions. Your sexual inhibitions definitely come into play. When you're drinking. Like no offense. Is that what you're saying? No offense to women who are maybe not incredibly gorgeous, but sometimes I actually find everybody in the bar

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beautiful. Oh, for sure. Drunk goggles are real things. I mean, I see

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sixes turn to eights. I see girls that are at the bar that at the beginning of the night had no interest at all in. At the end of the night uh you know i'm i'm you know let's go like hey whatever you know one of those one of those

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type of things so all right well thank you meet me in the bathroom yeah you ever had sex in the

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bathroom at a club have you really have you done restaurant restaurants for sure you've done this

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yeah i've had some times in my life like where are we talking what kind of places what kind of Cosmos on Woodward you mean Comos Comos or Comos

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yeah my fault Comos you want their pizza yeah

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it was good night wait a second isn't Comos also a gay hang too

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I mean yeah yes and no I didn't know that it's a gay fave but they also have great pizza even if you're straight you're allowed to go there that's a gay place oh I didn't know

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I just went for the pizza

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I didn't know

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And then I took my shirt off

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Chill out Textures by the way That are texting in All these people All these people don't want to pick up our phone calls Because they said that they're too embarrassed That their friends will hear them right now

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That cannot be real

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No I think it's real

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Wait which one

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The 313 The guy who says he craves penis

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Boy use the word Is this 313

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You can't read that. Can you?

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My whole 35 years of his life.

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I guess maybe you can. You can.

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I've not acted on it, but I have a major craving, but I'm scared to act on it sometimes because I don't know how it would actually feel. Okay.

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Go live your life, man.

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But it's only when he drinks, though. That's the thing. It's only when he drinks that it happens.

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It comes from somewhere, man. I feel like if you're doing that, you have an emotion that's lying dormant. And the alcohol is just unlocking what's already inside of you It's not like it's just coming from out of nowhere

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Somebody just texted in sexuality is a spectrum And we're all on it somewhere And I really do believe that It is a spectrum You're not, you know You're not what It's not clear cut Like I am this or I am this like

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yes you are but i do i do believe that that sexuality is a spectrum like the the girl who's like i am 100 straight i mean i would say that same thing but i've always i've also found girls attractive before so technically i'm not 100 straight do you know what it's like i don't know

00:15:18 - 00:15:22 | Speaker 5:

but does that not make you straight because you find them attractive are you going to act upon

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that attraction right yeah but that's what i'm saying it's a spectrum we got to go because kevin

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and I are going to Como's. We'll be right back.

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They do have the best pizza.

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