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The Girly Drink
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The Girly Drink

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November 5, 2024 | 00:10:56 | Leisure

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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show. We are uninterrupted right now. Is there a such thing as a girly drink? Well, Megan, you have a story to tell us of something that is always embarrassing for your brother every time you guys go out to eat.

00:01:49 - 00:01:52 | Speaker 6:

And if you know my brother, you can't tell him I talked about this. He's going to be so mad.

00:01:53 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 8:

Does he not listen?

00:01:54 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 6:

No. He does not think what we do is cool or interesting, even a little bit. Boo on him. He is truly my, like, his coworkers will come up and be like, I know who your sister is. Because it's funny, I use my dad's full name. I rarely use my brother's name because he prefers being private. And he'll be like, cool. Or they'll be like, did you hear this on the show? And he goes, nope. He does not listen.

00:02:19 - 00:02:20 | Speaker 8:

He secretly listens, bro.

00:02:20 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 6:

No. He doesn't find this, like, he's like, I experienced all the stories. i wanted to hear which i think is great um so anyways my my biggest hater aka my brother and i we went out to dinner last night and i realized um he gets girly drinks and i only say that because every time we go out that's really the only time i will get a drink is like if i'm going out to dinner and every time we order inevitably another server or a food runner or the bartender we'll bring the drinks to the table and they always hand me my brother's drink and my brother my drink because nine times out of ten I order a beer and he orders a white claw so they hand him the beer and me the white claw and last night I literally went oh my god you know why they do this

00:03:08 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 5:

and he goes why I go because you order girly drinks yes you order a girl's drink and he was like whatever I'm proud and I like these and they're delicious and they're low-cal and I I love him so much. This is the story of my life.

00:03:21 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 7:

This is me and Wes everywhere we go. He gets the girly drink, like the specialty cocktail, and I get something else, and they switch them. I just love girly. I always post on my Instagram, guess whose drink is whose, because his is nine and a half times out of ten.

00:03:36 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 8:

What do you drink?

00:03:36 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 7:

It just depends. Normally, I order wine, and if I order wine, he'll usually order champagne. So they'll give me the champagne and him the wine. But even if it's like a specialty cocktail, if I get like, you know, a fun, I don't know, margarita or something with like a rum and cider or like a fall drink like that. He's a dude that orders champagne? He got a, we went to Sullivan Table the other night and he got like a pear apple martini or something. Really? So of course they put that in front of me and then what I ordered in front of him, every single time.

00:04:06 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 8:

I'm judging him, by the way. You can't order it.

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He loves champagne.

00:04:08 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 8:

He orders champagne for the vibes. That's for the vibes?

00:04:11 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 7:

That's the guy who only drinks Pinot Grigio. Yeah, I love a bangs with Pinot Grigio.

00:04:17 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 8:

I mean, listen, I've been told that I drink bitch beer because I order Angry Orchard. I love Angry Orchard. I'm telling you, that's not beer. That's what they tell me. They say I'm drinking bitch beer. I think beer is disgusting, bro. Beer drinkers, beer drinkers, they call it cider. It's not a beer.

00:04:35 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 4:

Angry Orchard is straight apple juice. I'm with it. That's the only beer I'm drinking.

00:04:39 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 8:

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Call out your man. Don't this hit make my people want to... Call him out and call him out with what your drink is and what his drink is. Yeah, Megan?

00:04:52 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 6:

Whoever said apple juice was bad and this is apple juice that makes your clothes fall off. Yeah.

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Win-win.

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I like that. Win-win.

00:04:59 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 8:

Oh.

00:05:00 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 3:

By the way, this weekend I tried to do White Claws because we were hanging out on campus with Luke for Parents Weekend. I just can't do it. First off, it makes me gassy. Secondly, I get no buzz at all from a White Claw.

00:05:14 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 5:

You have to do floaters with White Claws. What is that? Okay, so you open it up, you chug a sip, and then you fill it to the rest of it with vodka. Yeah. Oh, really? And then you go ahead and drink the rest. Yeah.

00:05:25 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 3:

Where do y'all learn this stuff?

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Parties. What's going on?

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844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 our telephone number text 95500 and look for us to call you if you have a good text because that's a good text by the way I love that 419 text Lydia have that one come in I have had this happen to me back in the day before I started becoming a bourbon drinker because I would always drink like the flavored vodkas so I would always have that and then Chelsea was always tequila on the rocks or she would or she would have like any kind of tequila drink That is something that is beyond my taste I cannot do tequila I'm not a Tequila gives me the worst headaches Like I get migraine headaches from tequila But also Champagne does it too I don't know, I can't do champagne Or Chambord Or whatever it is

00:06:20 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 5:

Slash a Chambord in some champagne

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Best drink ever What's going on? Very metrosexual Like Wes, very metrosexual going out and having my drinks.

00:06:29 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 5:

I'll take that compliment. By the way, the mustache got shaved off last night. It did? Yeah, he's looking like himself again. Thank you, Jesus. Amen. Hallelujah. Happy election day.

00:06:37 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 3:

The mustache at least gave him a little bit of masculinity. Come on. Let him have his mustache. What's up, Sierra?

00:06:45 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 4:

So I have a similar story, but it's food related. Yes. I am the smallest woman, and everyone assumes that what I order is what my husband actually ordered. So he usually gets a salad. He's a very healthy eater. I'm the one that gets the steaks, the burgers, and they always switch them up and give me the salad.

00:07:03 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 3:

You're kidding. So you order the big old piece of meat, the hunking piece of meat, and that guy's got himself what, a Caesar salad or a cob?

00:07:11 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, grilled chicken, yep.

00:07:14 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 3:

Oh, man, I love that, by the way. You guys should take a picture next to your orders and send them to everybody. What's up, Hannah?

00:07:23 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 2:

Hey, so my boyfriend's like an avid beer drinker, But whenever we go out, he, like, has this phrase, and I know he's going to get a girly drink, so we'll sit down, and he'll be like, I feel like I want to get something fun tonight.

00:07:37 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 3:

That's why I sank to the CD or something.

00:07:39 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 2:

He's about to go stay in front of him.

00:07:42 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's great. By the way, I don't like when you order a drink, and they bring it out in the little, like, fancy glass that's got a long stem. I don't like the long stem. I want a rock glass. Give me a rock glass. Preach. Y'all was trying to clown me because I was sending drinks back to switch out the glasses. Oh, and now you on my side, though. No, no, no, no. But let me say this to you. I also don't think that Kevin should be drinking blue, pink, or red drinks. I don't think it looks good.

00:08:07 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 5:

When have you seen me doing that? What did your dollaritas come in the other day at Applebee's? Oh, those are bright blue. It came in a regular glass.

00:08:13 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 6:

It had a spooky gummy bear in it, too. I ain't eat the gummy, though. We're not doing that. I'm not eating gummies and drinks. Margarita glasses are fine, but martinis are not?

00:08:23 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 3:

No, I don't like anything. I don't even like a margarita glass, Megan.

00:08:27 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, but that's the one that will send a drink back to change out the glass.

00:08:30 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 3:

Correct. Although I do like strawberry margaritas with whipped cream on as long as I'm at a table that is in the corner booth, like where nobody can see me.

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Creep.

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I don't want that to happen. What's going on? Mojo in the morning. Hello.

00:08:45 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 1:

Hello. Shannon is totally wrong. It's not vodka in any room. She's supposed to put Fireball in there.

00:08:52 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. In a white claw? No. That sounds disgusting.

00:08:55 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 3:

No, an angry orchard, I guess, it would be.

00:08:58 - 00:09:01 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I've never had an angry orchard. That wasn't me. You would like that.

00:09:01 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, that would be cool. But, you know, Shannon was talking about a floater in a white claw, though. Oh, no, that's disgusting.

00:09:08 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, no.

00:09:09 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 3:

Basically, it's adding more vodka to it. Shannon's got a problem, but we're trying to help her with it. We're coming here. Shannon, actually, by the way, I do have to say this. She can handle her alcohol more than I can handle my alcohol.

00:09:21 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I agree with that.

00:09:22 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 3:

Oh, man, she's like, seriously, like, she definitely, like, people, she may be tiny, but she, I'll tell you what, she's stout. She can, like, handle that stout. She's stout?

00:09:31 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 6:

That is the worst comment I've ever heard. No. That's not a nice spot.

00:09:35 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 3:

No, come on. She can handle her alcohol.

00:09:38 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 6:

That's not what stout means. Stout. That is not. Stout when it comes to her alcohol. I need you to Google that. I'm a little teapot. Yeah, sure, and stout. That's true.

00:09:48 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 3:

Here is Shannon's handle. Here is her spout. and she's about ready to spout me. What's going on? How you doing, Billy? Lettuce for the rest of the day. Hello? I didn't mean it that way. I meant with your...

00:10:00 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 9:

Control of alcohol. What's going on? What's happening? Hi, Billy.

00:10:05 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 5:

Hey, so like, it's going off to me and my girlfriend. She'll down like a bush light, a Coors Light when we're at the bar. I can only drink like strawberry daiquiri, tequila sunrise. I can't touch a beer.

00:10:16 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 9:

Hey, I love it. You know what? There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that.

00:10:21 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 5:

What is happening? I need a girly sweet drink all the way. Can't do that. I don't know how she does it.

00:10:25 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 9:

And you know what it is? Because we grew up on rum and cokes. Is that the first drink that every guy normally drinks is a rum and Coke?

00:10:33 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 5:

Mine was a Jack and a Diet Coke.

00:10:34 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 9:

Ooh, you went Jack.

00:10:37 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, I'm a big Jack out with a Diet Coke, not rum and Coke.

00:10:40 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 9:

Yeah. I will say this, that I think I started off too sweet with my drinks, and that might be one of the reasons why you end up liking it.

00:10:47 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 10:

It's so funny to me. Guys can drink a drink and go, wow, this is delicious. Must not be for me. I must drink the thing that hurts to drink. That's manly.

00:10:57 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 9:

what's up Rebecca how you doing

00:11:00 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 6:

good how are you

00:11:01 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 9:

we're doing good what's going on

00:11:03 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 6:

I will just said it over the weekend guys should not never ever drink white claws why it's the girliest drink ever why it just looks silly men should not have a white claw in their hand

00:11:19 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 10:

I could not roll my eyes harder at you Rebecca and women should be in the kitchen with an apron on

00:11:27 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 9:

Now you're talking.

00:11:29 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 10:

We should only wear high heels and red lipstick every day.

00:11:33 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 9:

What she said.

00:11:35 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 10:

Women should never have beers. I love this Megan.

00:11:40 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 9:

This is the Megan I've been waiting for.

00:11:42 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 10:

Rebecca, don't tell me you have a job outside of the home.

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I do.

00:11:47 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 10:

No, that's not for women.

00:11:49 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 9:

By the way, can I ask you a question? Are you in a relationship right now?

00:11:54 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 6:

I am not. But I would never date a man drinking White Claws.

00:11:58 - 00:12:03 | Speaker 9:

That's crazy. Yeah. I like it.

00:12:04 - 00:12:07 | Speaker 6:

Kevin drinks Twisted Teas. Is that okay? That is okay.

00:12:07 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 8:

No, come on.

00:12:09 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 6:

I drink White Claws, too.

00:12:10 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 8:

Wow.

00:12:11 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 6:

No. Kevin drinks anything. I'll meet you halfway.

00:12:14 - 00:12:25 | Speaker 8:

And Pinot Grigio. I love me a Pinot Grigio. Savion Blanc. I'm with you, too. Pour me up. I love my Pinot Grigio. I'm saving that as a drop. I'll do. I'll say it again. I love my Pinot Grigio.

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