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The Green Bay Shoes
Mojo In The Morning

The Green Bay Shoes

from Mojo In The Morning

March 14, 2023 | 00:08:48 | Leisure

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00:01:15 - 00:01:23 | Speaker 4:

Mojo in the morning show. Did you guys get a chance to look at your email Mike sent over the ice luge?

00:01:23 - 00:01:30 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to participate. I think it's clever and great marketing for us, but I don't want to take a shot of alcohol out of your lips.

00:01:31 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 5:

They don't do it. No, come on. We're all doing it. I got to do one shot, even if you're the first person to do it. Baby bird in it.

00:01:38 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 4:

We got to say thank you to Danny Finch, right? Danny Finch did this. Randy Finch. Why did I say Danny? That's an R, not a D. Randy Finch. And Randy is a professional ice sculptor. And what's the company called again?

00:01:51 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 5:

It's called Ice Guru Events. You can follow him at IceGuruEvents on Instagram or IceGuruEvents.com. He just started, so he did the ice sculpting in the area for like the longest time. He does these giant, giant ice sculptures in West Michigan, but he just started an event company, and so he's kind of working off that.

00:02:09 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 4:

So do they pour the slushie, our Sip Shine slushie that we're doing, the Shamrock slushie? Do they pour it from the top over my head, or does it come out of my mouth? What's the story?

00:02:21 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 5:

I think they're either doing it from behind. Hey, now. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. And it comes out of your mouth, and you would stand then at the end of your mouth. I don't know what – I think you can pour anything down it, though.

00:02:36 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 4:

Wow. That's really cool. That is awesome. The interesting thing is it's a really interesting picture of myself because it was when I ultra-dyed my hair and beard at the time. So there's no gray at all, but it looks ultra-dyed and stuff. People are going to walk by and go, who's that guy? Or I'll stand next to it, and nobody will know that I'm Mojo if they've never seen before.

00:02:57 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, it does look like you. I was torn, too. I was like, do I tell him and ask first? I feel like this is a permission thing I should ask for. And then I just went, no, I'm going to do it and just see what he says afterwards.

00:03:06 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 4:

I love it. I actually love it. And if you did that, that would have been an unbelievable surprise. It would have been like Christmas morning opening up a present. How did the Sip Shine slushies taste, the Shamrock slushies?

00:03:20 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 5:

So they're Arnold Palmer flavor.

00:03:22 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 4:

So they're pretty good. Ooh. So wait, no, it's, well, Arnold Palmer, if it's got alcohol in it, it's got to be a John Daly then.

00:03:29 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Yeah, they just called it the Arnold Palmer flavor.

00:03:32 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, because John Daly is the drunk version of an Arnold Palmer. Oh, then it's that. Because John Daly is a drunk. I did not know that. Yeah. I don't either.

00:03:41 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 6:

Plus, Arnold Palmer's been suing people recently for using his name on menus.

00:03:46 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 4:

And John Daly could care less. John Daly doesn't care, yeah. He doesn't care about it. But so, again, this is going to be Saturday. We're going to be in Grand Rapids. It is Irish on Ionia. It's going to be so much fun. You come on out there and join us and be part of this whole thing. Thank you to those guys. You do have a bone to pick, though. Oh, yeah. I understand with the Sip Shine people.

00:04:07 - 00:05:19 | Speaker 5:

Yes. Yeah. So they came through yesterday and hung out in the studio and we taste tested all the slushies and stuff. And one of the guys, I think his name was Logan. I don't even care what his name was, but I think it was Logan. And he goes, man, he looks at my shoes and I got these green and yellow and red shoes for Irish and Ionia, but I wear them like every St. Paddy's Day. It's like my favorite green thing to wear because I don't really have a lot of green stuff and I don't really look, I don't feel like green is my color necessarily. So I'll wear like a black shirt with green on it, but I don't have a lot of green, green stuff. So this is my green. And he looks down at my shoes and we're getting done with the video or whatever. And he goes, man, I really like your Packers shoes. I'm a big Green Bay Packers fan. Oh, yeah. Like, I visibly went, what? No, it's not a Packers fan. He's like, no, no, no. I'm from Wisconsin. I love the Packers. And I go, no, no, no, no. no, these are not Packers shoes. He goes, yes, and he went back and forth with me, and he probably realized that it was bugging me. He went back and forth with me for like 10 minutes about how these are Green Bay Packers shoes, and Aaron Rodgers is one of the greatest, and blah, blah, blah, and he goes, you're probably a Lions fan, huh? I said, yes, sir, I am, and these are not Packers shoes,

00:05:19 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 4:

and he ruined my shoes. So now you can't wear those shoes because you're such a Lions fan.

00:05:24 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 5:

Well, it's my only green, so I might have to.

00:05:28 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 4:

I need to pull out my green. Spike, you're the official Irishman of this radio show. If the only green on your body is your shoes, isn't that degrading to all of, you know, I'm 50% Irish. I think it's degrading to me as a 50% Irishman.

00:05:45 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 6:

I'm Irish, and I say wear your green. Wherever you want. You can't have it on your shoes.

00:05:49 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 2:

It's got to be somewhere. Well, it's not on the bottom of the soles of his shoes. He's not walking on the Emerald Isle. It's on the top of his shoes.

00:05:55 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 4:

I know, but at least, Mike, you could have, you know,

00:05:58 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 5:

something else like a shirt or something that's the percentage of irish i am is my shoes i have

00:06:03 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 2:

a little bit of irish in me too we don't care you can walk up with your cinco de mayo gear on mike and wave your mexican flag on saint patrick's day we're all irish on that day love it all right but i ruin all my shoes every saint patrick's day there's so much dark beer spilled all over all my green shoes that i have like three different pair i actually used one of the outfits

00:06:25 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 4:

that I was going to wear last week when we were in Chicago. Well, nobody saw you. Because I don't have green.

00:06:31 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 6:

Green is everywhere.

00:06:32 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 4:

And no offense to anybody that loves green. Green is the ugliest color ever.

00:06:35 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 6:

Oh, I love green.

00:06:37 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 4:

It's horrible. It's such a horrible color.

00:06:39 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

You wear nothing but black.

00:06:41 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 6:

And he also says that as a man who has natural color to his skin. When you don't have color, green looks so good on pasty people. That's right. Pasty people unite, Megan.

00:06:51 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 4:

By the way, I don't think that you're supposed to be able to say that somebody has natural color to their skin. That's offensive. I'm offended by that. I'm offended by Mike's shoes. I'm offended by what you just said about me being naturally having color because I have high blood pressure.

00:07:03 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 6:

You have melanoma, and I was like, that's the right word. It's melanin, but I forgot that word.

00:07:11 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 5:

Also, the fact that you're offended by my shoes makes me want to wear them more, so I'm going to wear them.

00:07:17 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 4:

Kirsten, what do you think?

00:07:18 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 1:

Hi, Mike. I hate that for you. I'm so sorry. Oh, Mike. Stop being him. I hate when people ruin shoes. I'm a shoe girl. I love sneakers. I'm a sneaker head. That sucks. I'm sorry. Don't let them ruin your shoes.

00:07:31 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 4:

Mike, when you bought those Nikes, did you buy them on the Nike app or website? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you notice that they were next to a Green Bay Packers jersey that they were also selling?

00:07:41 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 5:

No, no. I did notice the color, and there was a different green pair that my wife and I showed her both of them. She said she liked the other ones better, but they didn't have my size. So I went with these ones because they had my size, which is child's.

00:07:54 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 4:

So now what we're going to do is we're going to tell everybody that Mike's not a true Lions fan for wearing those things.

00:08:00 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 5:

Why would you do that?

00:08:01 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 4:

You ever had somebody do that for you, though, where they ruin something that you love to wear? Oh, my God. Chelsea will say to me, oh, you're going to wear that? Like, just saying that. That's all you need to hear. Just saying you're going to wear that.

00:08:12 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 2:

I guess I'm not now.

00:08:15 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 4:

I mean, if your girlfriend said that to you, you're going to wear that. Will you ever feel confident ever wearing that?

00:08:19 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 2:

It goes to the Salvation Army the next day.

00:08:22 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 4:

It's the worst. I've gone to buy things for an occasion that we had, and I'll go to Nordstrom's and I'll buy something, and I'll be like, oh, this is awesome. It looks really good. Amy at Nordstrom's would make me feel good about buying the whole thing, and I'll come home and Chelsea will go, oh. Like one of those things. That's kind of what Allie's going to do when she sees your shoes.

00:08:43 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 5:

I'm wearing them. It's the only green I have, and I genuinely liked the shoes until the Packers thing, and now it's all I can think about.

00:08:49 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. You ever do it when somebody, like, there's certain other outfits, too. Like, if you don't look good in it in a picture, you don't ever wear it again.

00:08:58 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 6:

That is so true. It goes right in the donation bin or I try to sell it on platform.

00:09:02 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 4:

Somebody posts a picture of you with them and you're wearing it and you got, like, the man. Like, this weekend, go back and look at the picture from Saturday on our Instagram. I've got hard nipples in that picture.

00:09:14 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 6:

You posted them all the time. But that's your nipples. That's not the shirt.

00:09:17 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 4:

The problem, though, is that is an aloe sweatshirt for some reason. My nipples always show more. You gotta wear layers. But it's the only green that I have. What were you going to say about that picture? You didn't like that picture, Megan?

00:09:32 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 6:

No, if you look at that picture, not one of us look good in it. You posted the most unflattering pictures all weekend.

00:09:39 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 3:

Well, he must have because he wouldn't have posted it if he didn't like the way you did it.

00:09:41 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 4:

I don't even care. You guys all look at pictures. Somebody takes, like, I say, here, can you take a picture of all of us? They'll take five. I just choose the first one. And then I'll post it, and then I'll look back at it later, and I'll realize, like, Luke's got his eyes closed or something.

00:09:55 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 6:

You guys, I never complained about what people post. I was shocked that it was.

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