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Mojo in the morning. Kev says that guys can't do this. What is it?
And I'm not one of those because there seems like a new thing to add to the what guys can't do list every single day. But I got to throw one on there. I seen a dude coming out of my apartment yesterday and there's some offices around there. And I guess this guy and I have met before. He said I look familiar. I'm on the phone. So I can't really like engage with him. But he's walking. He's like, Kev? I'm like, yeah, what's up? sticks out his hand to dap me up cool that boom clench hands interlock when he pulled away his hand it felt like he had the longest nails of any person i've ever seen in my life the way they digged into my skin it felt like i was shaking wolverine it felt like when i pulled away it was gonna be blood coming out as a guy you have to monitor how long your nails are especially if you're going to dab people up because it doesn't work that way.
Guys with long fingernails really creep me out.
And I'm not saying, like, I remember guys used to have a coke nail, they used to call it, where you just had the long piece. Like, that was a little bump nail. All nails can't be that long, bro.
We got to file them down or something. So his nails were so long, it was like shaking hands with Edward Scissorhands.
Right, exactly.
Like, damn, I had to man up a little bit, but inside I was gritting my teeth. So, okay.
Yeah, big nope.
Do you think that he was a guy that purposely did that, or do you think that that's a guy that just didn't do his nails?
Why would a guy purposely have long nails?
Because there are guys that have long nails. Yesterday, I was checking out at Trader Joe's, and the guy at Trader Joe's had-
Had long nails?
Painted black.
Oh, okay. So the painted fingernails are fine for me and a dude. But they were longer. I actually think that's kind of cool. It's the length that really weirds me out.
A lot of people don't like the guys painting fingernails now either, though. That's an interesting point you bring up. It's Pride Month.
We're allowing it for everybody. You can see you get 30 days. That's not enough. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What is the appropriate length of nails? Is the appropriate length for nails like the appropriate length for nose hairs? Chelsea last night at dinner was like, you have got to. Your hair and your nose is touching your mustache.
Listen, bro, if I'm sitting across from you and we're having dinner, and every time you chew, I can see your mustache kissing your nose hairs, you got to do something, bro.
If I see Wes with a long one, I just yank it out immediately. oh my god you do i do with your fingers yeah like this
by the way a guy with long nails is a great back scratcher how do you know that hashtag pride month i don't know no i don't know i have no idea honestly i uh no but i i have longer nails at times and i actually i will say this to you at times and my nails my nails are actually perfect right now because my my big problem is i look like a drug addict because it's my pinky nail that always gets longer than every it's my i think that is you it's my booger sugar it does and for some reason that's the one that grows the longest and i can't figure it out what's up brie hi what's going on hi good morning how are you we're doing good kev uh kev got cut by the nail guy. What are your thoughts on guys with long
nails? It is the biggest ick I get when men have long nails. Really? I will legit, like, stop talking to you if you have long nails.
There should not be any white part of your nail. It should be clipped down.
Like the shirt under the nail? Maybe a little. No. Let me see your nails.
Like, my gauge is if I bring my like a... Yours are kind of long. Yeah, kind of long? Maybe
you cut yourself. Maybe that's it. Kev, yours yours are longer than mine look you never have long nails yes i do i normally have way long nails than that oh god yeah this is very short for me what's up james how you doing
oh i lost james there uh james call uh call back i think i might have disconnected you uh by uh by accident um a couple of uh texters uh here right now say there is nothing wrong with long nails. I actually have long nails. Then another person here, this is Doug. 734 Doug says that he got called out for his nails being too long because normally he chooses nails. That's another thing.
Guys that bite their nails or rip their cuticles to shred so they're like bloody. That's so gross. There's some girls out there like that too.
No, for sure. Hey, Michelle, you almost didn't buy something from a guy that had long nails?
Good morning, guys. This is Michelle. Hey, morning.
What's happening?
Hey. You know what? Yes, I was buying a couch, and I went to Garden of White, and I was like, the guy had such nasty long nails. I was like, okay, thanks a lot. I walked out. I did not buy the couch. I went online and bought my couch.
Really? All because the guy's nails were long? That's interesting.
He was writing stuff up, and I was like, uh-uh. Oh, you got all the way to that point and walked out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. What's worse, long nails or dirty nails?
Well, they were long and dirty.
Oh, okay.
Dirty is ridiculous. Because what you've been doing all day?
Yeah. Dirty nails to me would be the thing. You don't wash your hands after you pee. If you have dirty nails. Seriously. Because you get that, right? If you have long nails, how are you wiping the booty? Like, is it, are you giving yourself a colonic?
It used to be a skating ring, Northland skating. I mean, it's still there. It's on eight mile. This lady used to have long nails that curled. Wow. Like, that long where they curled. She used to rip your raffle ticket. I was like, how the hell is she doing that?
She didn't even grip it. There used to be a book called the Guinness Book of World Records. Yeah. The Guinness Book of World Records. I remember going through. That would always be the book I would buy during the book fair. And I would see the lady with the long nails. Yes. It was like going crazy.
And they were like thick and curled. They're like three feet long.
Amanda, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.
Hi, good morning, everybody. We have a new person at my work, and he has long fingernails. I noticed some the other day, and I asked him. He said, well, when they get to about an inch, he just breaks them off.
Oh, my God. He just breaks them. He doesn't even cut them.
He just bends it and breaks it off. Oh, my God.
No. I ain't going to lie to do that sometimes. You got to, like, pick and just, like, pull it off.
They're never even when you do that. Do you ever, do you ever bite your nails and when they're longer and then use it to floss your teeth too? I don't either.
Y'all, my cousin Brandy used to have like this little ashtray that was shaped like a foot.
Yeah.
And she used to clip her toenails and chew them boys and put them in that little foot thing. Oh my God. I hate you, Brandy.
I went and got, I went and got a pedicure the other day cause my nails were so nasty cause I hadn't gotten a pedicure in forever cause of the, the shoulder surgery.
When I took my shoes off and put them inside the bowl, the lady who turned the water on for me goes, oh, like that. She did one of those things. And then she started talking in her language, and I didn't know she was talking about me.
No, she was saying. Judging.
And then halfway through doing my nails, she leaves, and the older woman comes to finish my nails.
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