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We're going to get high with Wiz Khalifa. Want to meet Wiz Khalifa? Want to hang out? Want to get high with him? Well, get ready because this morning on the show, all our stone bugs are going to have a chance to win. Our what? Our stone bugs.

Is that a thing? Is that a word? Who says that?

The stoners. The stoners of the world. You know who the stoners are in your life.

Definitely. I don't know if I've ever referred to them or been referred to as a stone bug. Oh, you got to. If you're a stoner, you're a stone bug.

If you could get high with three other people all time, dead or alive, who would they be? Shannon Murphy, Kevin Irwin, and I'll throw in Lydia Jarjosa.

Look, I got to tell you, if I was to get high with anybody dead or alive, I would not be picking you guys. Why? Hey, why? Because it's dead or alive. It could be anybody.

Are you kidding me? So you can pick any. You're going to pick, like, I don't know, Jesus Christ. Excluding Jesus. I don't want Jesus. Why? Why can't you?

He cannot be in this area.

You don't think the disciples in Jesus were smokers? No.

Some of the disciples, probably.

I see. I think that back then, I think that was how they, you know, they all wore sandals.

So people who wear sandals are stone bugs?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

He was doing taxes all day long. I know he had to go home and enjoy himself. Exactly.

See that? The tax man right there.

Mojo thought the burning bush in the Bible stood for a little something different, huh?

No, I think, so I think that it would be the best of the best. It'd be like Jesus, I don't know, John Lennon, and I got to throw in like an all-time stoner, Willie Nelson. You know what I mean? Something like that.

Is Willie Nelson dead?

No, he's still smoking. Is he really?

Yeah, he's still alive. Okay.

Well, we can kill Willie. That'll be easier to get him to come.

I probably go Snoop. I feel like Snoop Dogg has to be in a rotation. Yeah. When I think of people who smoke weed and all the time weed smokers, Snoop comes to mind. Yeah. I got to have like a female. I don't know if I want to go to New School, like throw Rihanna in there, or if I want to go randomly Marilyn Monroe popped into my head. Okay. And then I'm going to need a doctor on deck.

Wait, wait, wait.

Just in case you get too crazy. Just in case.

Are you going to trust their knowledge while they're high?

As long as it's not Michael Jackson, doctor, I think I'll be all right.

What was the guy's name? Michael Jackson.

What was his name? What the hell was his name? That is not going to drive me nuts now.

Conrad Murray. Oh, that's right. You were close. Give him a point.

It's been a minute since I've heard that name.

I like this as a topic to start off, Lydia. If you could get high with three people, dead or alive, Who are the three people that you would get high with? And you don't even have to be somebody that gets high. Like, I know some people that get high. And it's funny because they all have come out of the woodwork ever since it became legalized. And the funny thing is, these people are not the people I would ever have thought. Like, the people that surprised me the most. Like, all the, actually, the people who I thought would be the ones that would go crazy for this, they don't partake. Like, they don't like the feeling of it. They're just naturally a high person, I guess. But it is really wild to see the friends of mine. Like, I have friends that, you know, are always seems like high.

You are high as a f***ing kite.

You know? The secret stoners, bro. Yeah. The guy that's the financial advisor that wears a suit all day.

That's a fact. Can't wait to get home. Teachers. Soon as teachers get off, I guarantee you, man, they in the car. Don't get up, man.

Yeah. No. um but uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 shannon i'd love to hear your answer i don't ever ever want

to get high ever again i don't care if it's with the damn golden girls who are all dead the only time i have ever smoked was actually with mojo was there and i made the mistake of i had already been drinking and then i was like oh i'll try it because i had never smoked before And I will never do it again I have never felt so sick in my whole entire life

Was it at one of Norm's parties?

I don't care if it was Jesus Who came down from heaven and said I will smoke with you My answer is no thank you No thank you

Anytime you get Randy and Johnny Dare together Our two radio friends Boom it's bad

Crossfade is like the only way I could probably smoke now Like already having some liquor in or something

Okay so your answer is that?

No thank you Golden Girls, Shannon, that's got to be the answer.

Really? The Golden Girls is a great answer for you.

Even them. I'm not down. Jason Bateman.

Oh. You can't say no to JB.

I don't think I could say no to him.

You'd be like squeezing him the whole time, wouldn't you? You'd be the greatest thing ever.

Jennifer Gardner.

Smoking the Rekers. Jason Bateman.

You know me very well. I'm here.

I'm locked in. But even still. Hold on. Moe's on with us. Moe, hi. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. What's going on? Mo, you sound like you could be a stoner.

I'm stoning right now. Long time, long time call. Long time listener, long time call. Thank you. Hi, Mo. Yes. It's Snoop. It's got to be Snoop.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good one. He came in late from his interview from getting chicken wings four hours. so you know he was stoned, so it gotta be.

Do you remember? Yes. That actually, Snoop is like the greatest one ever. The idea that you could just get high and have fun with that guy.

Hey, Mojo, your show is so trash. In the morning, you take your punk ass back to sleep.

And have a great morning. We love you, too.

Hold on. Let's go to Sonny next. We go from Mo to Sonny. What's going on, Sonny?

hi good morning good morning good morning hi hi um i would do bob marley oh yeah that's very nice yeah yes legend and uh of course snoop and whiz oh my gosh that's the greatest i'll blaze me up

if you get if you get bob marley whiz khalifa and snoop could you imagine the music that you can

make wouldn't that be unbelievable oh my oh especially if they're all in their room smoking

yeah no that's actually really good call on your part sonny i hope that sonny that you're not under

the influence while you're driving into work right now i i'm not good actually we don't condone it yes i waited till after work but yes i am at work we have to be responsible i'm going to be honest

with you i talked to my cop friends and my cop friend said that just because it's legal doesn't mean you can do it it's like alcohol you cannot go and do it and get behind the wheel of a vehicle use don't abuse there you go uh that's a message from the michigan department of no i don't even know they might not even want to be part of this what's up jason how you doing hey what's up mojo what's going on Who's your threesome, your high threesome?

Oh, we got three. All right. So I have to go first with my Uncle Marty, Preston Keish, and my Snoop Dogg. And then I got to go with Cheech and Chong. I know that story. I like that.

Wait, you had more on this list. I'm looking at the full list up here. Who else did you have that we missed?

So I go Jelly Roll, Bill Nelson, Wiz Khalifa, and Keisha Cole.

Oh my God.

Keisha Cole! Wait, that's kind of a random one on there, I feel like.

But I do like that you have Jelly Roll on there because you know that the DoorDash delivery is going to be the best one ever, isn't it?

Yeah, and I smoke more weed than he does.

Oh, jeez. Sounds like a challenge. Oh my God. How much weed are you smoking? How much are you doing?

Oh, I smoke in the morning. I smoke on lunch. I smoke when I get home. That's a song.

I smoke in the morning. What song was that? Smoke in the morning. Smoke in the night. Yeah, that's a song. I can't remember. We're going to play throwback throwdown with you. Ari has a list of three, and one of them is like OG. What's going on?

Okay, so for me, I would go with Cheech and Chong, Snoop Dogg, and then Carol Burnett.

That's the wild one. Carol Burnett out of all people.

She would be so fun. She's like a Broadway and television legend. Oh, I've seen this face before.

She's the reason why so many comedic actresses kind of got paved the way. I had to smoke with her when she was younger. You know what, though? She was one of those people. She's still alive, too. Is she really? Yeah. So she's like Dick Van Dyke alive, huh?

She's not that old, but she's old.

She's 92. That would be an amazing one, too. Dick Van Dyke. Could you imagine him and, what was Mary Poppins' name? Julie Andrews. Julie Andrews. And all of a sudden you're like, next thing you know, you got your umbrella, like, hanging out. Chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chim chimjurru. I'm impressed you know that. I am as stoned as you and you. What's going on? Dustin, hi.

What's going on? I probably spoke with Jackie Chan. Adam Sandler, Evan Hart

Oh, Adam Sandler is actually a really great pick That might be my favorite session so far Yeah, that is actually a really good one

First time, long time

Stop it

Hey, stoner on the phone Wait, wait, hold on a second Hey, hey I love you, Ken Well, hold on, hold on, hold on

Stop for a second Because you just said the trifecta of the greatest And I'm going to have my trifecta be here with you So you don't have anything in your system right now, do you?

No, I'm on my way to work right now.

All right, so again, your first one was?

Adam Sandler.

This is Adam Sandler. You're listening to Mojo in the Morning. And he is very, very hot, and I do want to touch his hiney.

Your second one was? Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan.

Hi, this is Jackie Chan. What?

Hi, this is Jackie Chan. More of Mojo in the Morning is next.

More of a mojo in the morning. More of the mojo.

More of a mojo in the morning is this. All right, and your third?

It was, who was? That was Kevin Hart. He almost forgot.

He almost forgot. Hey, what's going on? This is Kevin Hart, a.k.a. K-Hart, a.k.a. Chocolate Drop. Right now, you're listening to Mojo in the morning. Listen to him, bitches.

The amazing thing is you're going to go on with your day today and you're going to think you did get high with all three of those guys. Have a great one, buddy. See you, Dustin.

Bye.

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