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The Jerry Springer Story
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The Jerry Springer Story

from Mojo In The Morning

January 2, 2025 | 00:06:31 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 4:

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00:00:30 - 00:00:35 | Speaker 1:

Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

00:00:35 - 00:00:37 | Speaker 2:

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

00:00:37 - 00:00:46 | Speaker 1:

Yes, because I have questions and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

00:00:46 - 00:00:51 | Speaker 2:

We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana.

00:00:51 - 00:00:52 | Speaker 1:

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00:01:00 - 00:01:30 | Speaker 3:

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00:01:31 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 7:

Mojo in the morning. It is time now to get the best Jerry Springer story out of our list.

00:01:38 - 00:01:48 | Speaker 6:

Jerry, Jerry. I feel a legend. I do like to think that when you think of me, Mojo, that you hit that. She's happy to talk to me.

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I like that.

00:01:49 - 00:01:52 | Speaker 7:

All right, Megan's got the best Jerry Springer story ever.

00:01:52 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 6:

can you top this story so my girlfriend this is going to be if you just wait what was the word he used kev he just talked about uh what'd he say he uh what he was talking about the overlap oh my god how did it anyways this is going to be a venn diagram of a couple flow chart diagrams this you can't say this show is educational okay so picture two circles in the overlap here because my girlfriend was telling me about her cousins and her cousins have been married for seven years and this happened this summer and this is so dramatic i am living for it i'm so jealous it's not my family so uh seven years they were married the girl so husband and wife wife cheats on her husband with her best friend's husband oh oh it gets worse this you guys that's dropping the bucket behavior okay this this bucket gets deep so cheats with best friend's husband okay gets pregnant with twins both couples start to separate but they're not divorced yet so she's now had the twins with best friend's husband and she's in the process of getting divorce shows up to a family cookout this summer because she has you know relationships with the ex-husband's family and still is involved and yada yada yada so she shows up with new baby daddy ex-husband shows up with new girlfriend new girlfriend was the best friend

00:03:26 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 7:

Hi, welcome to the Jerry Springer show. Who is it? Steve Wilco?

00:03:44 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 6:

A little switcheroo. Nobody's officially divorced yet and we have twins. And apparently the best part of this is I got this Jerry Springer moment because they all sat down and things got super quiet and super awkward at the table. And apparently Grandpa was like, feels like Jerry Springer out of here.

00:04:06 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 5:

Do you know, this is not that uncommon. My husband grew up with two kids, two separate families that both did switcheroo's of parents. What? Oh, my God. Yes.

00:04:20 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 7:

That's awesome. Yes. Where are we?

00:04:22 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 6:

I love hearing that this is Midwest behavior this is crazy

00:04:32 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

so we need to have a little contest here right now I just want to do we don't even need to do a ton of calls we can do just a few calls if you wanted to on this one because I guarantee we're going to be here all day with this but I want to know the best Jerry Springer story that you got what is the best Jerry Springer story that you can add to this list and see if you can top Megan's. I don't think you can. I'm sorry.

00:05:00 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 5:

I think it's too good. Ashley, hi.

00:05:03 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 8:

Good morning. How are you guys?

00:05:05 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 5:

We are fantastic.

00:05:06 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 8:

I don't know what I am right now.

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It is.

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Yeah.

00:05:09 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 5:

What's your Jerry Springer story?

00:05:14 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 8:

Megan, let me just tell you. I don't know the full complete story, but I was told that my grandmother and my grandfather had a baby when they were 14. Which is true, but they gave them up when an adoption. My grandmother did when she was 14. Years later, you know how you try to find your birth parents? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Found his birth mother, ended up falling in love, and mom's face decided to get married. And, yeah, they're still together. We married.

00:05:41 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 5:

Wait, so who did they marry? They married the.

00:05:46 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 8:

She married her birth son.

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Oh.

00:05:48 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 8:

Wait, wait, wait. What? What? No. No, I wish I was kidding.

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Wait, what town is that in? What town?

00:05:58 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 7:

alganak alganak yak wow when she addressed me at the beginning of this topic i thought she was

00:06:06 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 5:

going to say like my dad was that kid oh my god uh that's awesome kathleen hi what's your best

00:06:13 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 7:

jerry springer hi my cousin married an older man he had a child and then she ended up having a relationship with her husband's son or her husband he had an older son yeah had a child from him as well oh my god so what is that mom hooked up with steps on and now they have a baby uncles we're not quite sure right is that right brother uncles cousin uncles we're uncles

00:06:46 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 5:

Kathleen, what town are we talking?

00:06:53 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 7:

Warren

00:06:53 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 5:

Warren

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Is someone writing this down?

00:06:56 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 5:

These are good You gotta kind of see it on paper And it's funny too because everybody would always say that Jerry Springer's show is fake There's nothing fake about Jerry Springer's show You ever hear these stories and then you look at your own life and you're like, I'm not that weird

00:07:09 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 1:

When I thought I had some stuff going on, I'm not that weird We're okay, babe

00:07:13 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 5:

Why do you think we do this radio show? We do this radio show to make all of us feel so much better for our lives right now, right?

00:07:20 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 6:

Yep.

00:07:21 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 5:

All right, one last one. Nicole, are you there?

00:07:24 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 6:

Yes.

00:07:25 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Nicole. Best Jerry story.

00:07:28 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 6:

It starts out with my grandmother married my grandfather, but then they got divorced after having kids, and she married his brother, so my great uncle.

00:07:39 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 5:

That seems normal to me. Yeah.

00:07:41 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 6:

I love that we're all excited. That's told down. Yeah. My father ended up doing the same thing. He ended up dancing. Oh, here we go! Step it up with it.

00:07:50 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 5:

There we go. Tradition! This is how you tell a story! Tradition! Wow. It's a genetic thing. Tradition!

00:08:00 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 3:

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00:08:32 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 2:

Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

00:08:37 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 4:

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

00:08:39 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 2:

Yes, because I have questions, and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that. And I still need to know why my poop's been green.

00:08:49 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 4:

We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana.

00:08:54 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 2:

The podcast.

00:08:55 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 4:

On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

00:09:03 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 1:

For years, the Unhoused has been presented as a monolith in mainstream media. Weedy Unhoused is a podcast that's changing the narrative. I'm Theo Henderson, and I created the show while I was unhoused on the streets of Los Angeles. We've grown into a two-time Webby Award-winning podcast, the only podcast that shares unhoused stories and news from the unhoused perspective. Listen to We The Unhoused on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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