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It's Mojo in the morning. Zach here with us right now. And the topic this morning, we're going to have to keep it as clean as possible. Kevin. What? I want to make sure that you don't say anything that you shouldn't say. What? This topic is about Zach's roommate or buddy and the kinkiest ask that somebody asked you. Now, if we do a topic with this, some of the things are not going to be able to be said. Words are not going to be able to be said. You're going to have to use euphemisms and things like that. So if you do call us up with something kinky, it's got to be something like, you know, put a euphemism in there. Like we talk about baking cookies and things like that. Zach, is this a roommate of yours or a friend of yours?

A friend.

Okay, because I was going to say, if this is one of your roommates, run out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. So I got a call yesterday because it's my birthday. Just checking in from a friend. And I said to the person, I was like, hey, how's your relationship going? Like, are you guys married yet? She said, no. We broke up because it was a red flag. I was like, what does that mean? Well, he liked kinky stuff in the bed. I was like, oh, tell me more. What's going on?

She didn't know this before they were getting ready to get married?

Well, here's the thing. Yeah. it got more and more kinkier um he took her out on dinner and he wanted her to eat all the pasta and get very bloated because he wanted to feel see how it felt with a pregnant woman

to be pregnant and no hooking up but to be like i need to know what it

feels like it's so weird did it work could you imagine could you imagine also trying to have sex

after you just ate a bunch of pasta that's when i politely say no that's the last like i don't i

don't feel good about myself but i'm bloated so like no i'm not going to carabas and then going to bed right afterwards i'm going

bed to sleep yeah that's crazy so by the way wait did you ask if there were like what some of the

other things were because you said that it that it got kinkier and kinkier the request well that's

the kinkiest it got and she mentioned like you know other like tying up and stuff and i was like okay but like what's the craziest thing have any of you guys been tied up you have

Look at her.

Shanna's been tied up. I do not recall.

No question. No, the question, come on, you can't just sit there and do that. But the weirdest part to me is, I don't want anybody handcuffing me, tying me up, or doing anything like that. I don't want to have to get myself out or have 911 get myself out.

Yeah, no. It wasn't like that, though.

Like it was, what is it?

Yeah, what was it like?

This is really weird.

Come on, Shannon. Tell them what's up. It wasn't like that. It was just, it was, it was. More low key. Very. Yeah. And just hands.

Just like the hands behind your back or?

Not behind my back, but yeah. Yes, it was just my hands. That's weird.

I want to be tied up.

Do you really?

I want to be tied up like feet tied up, hands tied up to where I can't move. You want to be hog tied? Yeah. I don't want to be able to stop what's going on.

You know what?

You know what I mean?

If there's any girls that get with Kevin and you tie him up, leave him there.

Yeah.

So Monday morning, we have to call and find out where he's going. I won't be able to answer. We're going to be calling your mom. Excuse me. Can you go over to the house? That would be crazy.

We have learned the cops will do a wellness check, so they'll show up.

I'm serious, though. Can I tell you, though, like with the pregnancy thing, like the whole idea, pregnant sex, And we've had it just when we were trying to have, like they told us that that's how we would have the, the, we were trying to get, and the pregnant sex was not comfortable. Like as a guy, having pregnant sex is not as a guy. Well, it's never, listen, sex with me is never comfortable at all, but sex with, by the way, and having sex with me is like having a pregnant sex. but it was like i i now look back on it and i go god that just felt like you know it's so weird

that really yeah how many months in are we are we talking about so and maybe i feel like i've talked to other women though and this was the case when i was pregnant i was really horny like the especially the beginning of the pregnancy and then once you get to the end of the pregnancy you're miserable and you're so uncomfortable and that's kind of like the last thing you want to do but then it is mojo is right it is something that doctors will tell you towards the end when you're like you want that baby out having sex is something that will help you go into labor in honor of the

superbowl it's just not comfortable at all for me early on in the pregnancy the pregnancy p was the best there's so much freedom involved in it you don't have to worry about getting pregnant or

doing anything because it's already there well early on is is great yeah yeah it's like you're not uh you're not worried about that but um have any of you guys had sex after you had like a big meal because that also is not fun either that's not fun at all yeah that's what i'm saying to

your friend's request i would be like no he probably didn't eat a lot though no she did it

by the way she tried it she did and she was like i don't ever want to be like this again um she

She smells like garlic bread. What's going on, Bella? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, so I had a guy ask me if I would bring rubber gloves to go down a pipe. Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right.

Wait, hold on a second. So real quick, I'm not going to ask you specifics, but he asked you if you would bring rubber gloves to – Now, if a guy says to you, if a guy says, Hey, we're going to have sex tonight. Did he say we're going to have sex or did you think that you guys were going to do a little house cleaning or something?

We were talking about having sex and then he introduced the rubber glove situation.

I would run so fast and so far away. I mean, it was like the whole pipe up in.

I'm just confused.

I'm keeping the stuff on the air clean. I'm keeping it clean. I'm dumping. What's going on, John? How you doing?

I'm doing good, man. By the way, first time, man. Hey!

How long you been listening to this show, John?

Nine years.

I love it. Do you want to move your mouth away from the speaker just like a centimeter? It would be really nice.

You sound like, as we call it in radio, it sounds like you're eating the microphone.

Oh, hold on. Let me put you guys on speaker there. Is that better? That's me doing nothing. You know what? Exactly the same, my dude.

No, he has just a raspy voice. Go ahead, John, but keep it clean, okay?

What was the kink?

Well, okay. And actually, mine was really freaky. She would love to go outdoors and be watched by other people while being tied up.

Oh, so you would go outside? Like where? Outside your backyard or something?

Backyard, woods, a park, at the beach.

Oh, my gosh. She liked to have public sex. Yeah. And she wanted you to tie her up? I'm surprised you didn't get arrested if somebody called the cops. You would have.

The only time I tied her up was when we were in the woods. That's the only time.

Do you think that deer are watching you going, what the hell?

I think there was more than just deer. Maybe all the animals were watching like, oh, my God, what are these guys doing?

Thanks, John, for the call. I appreciate it. Madeline would like to talk to Kevin. What would you want to say to Kevin?

I was just going to say I have some bed straps, and they are a lot of fun to use. I've never used them on anybody else, but, yeah. You can buy them on Amazon for, like, 15 bucks.

What are the bed straps meant for? Because they're not meant for sex, are they?

They're to, like, tie you up in a way. So, like, you can use them over your headboard, under your headboard. You can put them under your mattress and have it, like, 4x4 style, like legs and your hands.

I thought you were calling to see if I wanted to participate with you. That's what I was wondering.

That was very directed.

The offer is there.

Oh, let's go.

Put her on hold, Lydia.

Oh, my God. Zach's like, wait a second. It's my birthday.

What a good friend you are, Zach. Zach's sharing his birthday cake. Seth, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Good. How are you doing?

We're doing good. Wish Zach a happy birthday. It's Zach's birthday today.

Oh, happy birthday.

Thanks, bro. Appreciate you. What's going on? We're talking about the kinky kink.

Well, I just want to tell you about when I was a lot younger, my first girlfriend wanted to tie me up, so I let her. And then she started telling me that she's a tiger and started scratching my chest really bad. And then she poured wax on me. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Did you like it?

I'm not even going to lie. I was kind of into it. You could hear the smile in your voice like you were reminiscing about happy thoughts.

Oh, my God.

It was good times. I'll tell you what.

That's one of those ones where it's like, oh, my God, what is she going to go now? And then she ties you up and starts scratching. I'm like, wait a second. I can't even defend myself.

No, I was like bleeding everywhere. It was wild. But, yeah.

Thanks. Thank you for the call. By the way, there's one last birthday surprise for Zach. We brought some rope in. We're going to tie you up. We're going to tie him up. He's going to be here Monday. He's going to be all weekend long.

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