Muse

The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin', JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

My fellow Americans, this July, we're celebrating America's birthday at Moto Casino by giving away $1,776,000 in prizes. And one lucky winner is going to take home $1,000,000 SC. Happy 250th birthday, America. You're welcome. Download Moto Casino today. Download the Moto Casino app today. Moto Casino is the social casino. We're prohibited. No purchase necessary. Visit Moto.us for more details. Moto Casino. America's social casino.

trying to eat healthy our fresh daily salad bar is a crowd pleaser great toppings include pasta potato salad eggs ham pickled okra sharp cheddar tomatoes mushrooms cucumbers peas and more pair it with locale seafood only at the original oyster house uh it's mojo in the morning zach

here with us right now in the topic this morning we're gonna have to keep it as clean as possible kevin what i want to make sure that you don't say anything that you shouldn't say This topic is about Zach's roommate or buddy and the kinkiest ask that somebody asked you. Now, if we do a topic with this, some of the things are not going to be able to be said. Like words are not going to be able to be said. You're going to have to use euphemisms and things like that. So if you do call us up with something kinky, it's got to be something like, you know, put a euphemism in there. Like we talk about baking cookies and things like that. Zach, is this a roommate of yours or a friend of yours?

A friend.

Okay, because I was going to say, if this is one of your roommates, run out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. So I got a call yesterday just checking in from a friend, and I said to the person, I was like, hey, how's your relationship going? Like, are you guys married yet? She said, no. We broke up because it was a red flag. It's like, what does that mean? Well, he liked kinky stuff in the bed. I was like, oh, tell me more. What's going on?

She didn't know this? Were they like, we're getting ready to get married?

Well, here's the thing. Yeah, it got more and more kinkier. Um, he took her out on dinner and he wanted her to eat all the pasta and get very bloated because he wanted to feel, see how it felt with a pregnant woman.

Come on. Oh my God. What? Swear to God. Swear to God.

That's so gross. Isn't that crazy? And it's not gross to be pregnant and hooking up, but to be like, I need to know what it feels like. It's so weird.

Did it work? Could you imagine also trying to have sex after you just ate a bunch of pasta?

That's when I politely say no.

That's the last, like, I don't feel good about myself after I'm bloated, so, like, no. Like, I'm not going to Carrabba's and then going to bed right afterwards. I'm going to bed to sleep. That's crazy. So, by the way.

Wait, did you ask if there were, like, what some of the other things were? Because you said that it got kinkier and kinkier, the requests.

Well, that's the kinkiest it got. And she mentioned, like, you know, other, like, tying up and stuff. And I was like, okay, but, like, what's the craziest thing?

Have any of you guys been tied up? You have. Look at her.

Shannon's been tied up. I do not recall.

No, no question. No, the question, come on, you can't just sit there and do that. Look, but the weirdest part to me is I don't want anybody handcuffing me, tying me up or doing anything like that. Like, I don't want to have to, like, get myself out or have 911 get myself out.

Yeah, no. It wasn't like that, though.

Like, it was, what is it?

What was it like?

This is really weird.

Come on, Shannon. It wasn't like that. It was just, it was, it was. More low key. Very. Yeah. And just hands.

Just like the hands behind your back or.

Not behind my back, but yeah. Yes, it was just my hand.

I want to be tied up.

Do you really?

I want to be tied up like feet tied up, hands tied up to where I can't move. You want to be hog tied? Yeah. I don't want to be able to stop what's going on.

You know what?

You know what I mean?

If there's any girls that get with Kevin and you tie them up, leave them there.

Yeah.

So Monday morning we have to call and find out where we're reaching. I won't be able to answer. We're going to be calling your mom. excuse me uh can you go over to the house we have learned the cops will do a wellness check so um i'm serious though can i can i tell you though like with the pregnancy thing like the whole idea

Pregnant sex, and we've had it just when we were trying to have... They told us that that's how we would have the... Going to labor. We were trying to get... Okay. And the pregnant sex was not comfortable. As a guy, having pregnant sex is not...

Oh, as a guy. How many months in?

Well, it's never... Listen, sex with me is never comfortable at all. But sex with... By the way, and having sex with me is like having a pregnant sex. But it was. I now look back on it and I go, God, that just felt like, you know, it's so weird that. Really? Yeah. How many months in are we talking about?

So, and maybe, I feel like I've talked to other women though, and this was the case. When I was pregnant, I was really corny. Like, especially the beginning of the pregnancy. And then once you get to the end of the pregnancy, you're miserable and you're so uncomfortable. And that's kind of like the last thing you want to do. But then it is, Mojo is right, it is something that doctors will tell you towards the end when you want that baby out, having sex is something that will help you go into labor.

In honor of the Super Bowl.

It's just not comfortable at all.

For me, early on in the pregnancy, the pregnancy pee was the best. There's so much freedom involved in it. You don't have to worry about getting pregnant or doing anything because it's already there.

Well, early on is great. Yeah. Yeah, it's like you're not worried about that. But have any of you guys had sex after you had like a big meal? because that also is not fun either.

That's not fun at all.

That's what I'm saying. To your friend's request, I would be like, no. He probably didn't

eat a lot, though. She did it, by the way. She tried it. She did. And she was like, I don't ever want to be like this again.

She smells like garlic bread. What's going on, Bella? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, so I had a guy ask me if I would bring rubber gloves to go down a pipe. I've done that.

Wait, hold on a second. So real quick, I'm not going to ask you specifics, but he asked you if you would bring rubber gloves to... Now, if a guy says to you, if a guy says, hey, we're going to have sex tonight, did he say we're going to have sex, or did you think that you guys were going to do a little house cleaning or something?

We were talking about having sex,

and then he introduced the rubber glove situation. I would run so fast and so far away. I mean, it was like the whole pipe up in. Okay. I'm just confused.

I'm keeping the stuff on the air clean. I'm keeping it clean. I'm dumping. What's going on, John? How you doing?

I'm doing good, Mark. By the way, first time, Mark. Hey!

How long have you been listening to this show, John? Nine years.

I love it. If you want to move your mouth away from the speaker, just like a centimeter, it would be really nice.

You sound like, as we call it in radio, it sounds like you're eating the microphone.

Oh, hold on. Let me put you guys on speaker there. Is that better? That's going to do nothing.

You know what?

Exactly the same thing, my dude.

No, he has just a raspy voice. Go ahead, John, but keep it clean, okay? What was the kink?

Well, okay, an actual mind was really freaky. She would love to go outdoors and be watched by other people while being tied up.

Oh, so you would go outside, like where, outside your backyard or something?

Backyard, woods, a park, at the beach.

Oh, my gosh. She liked to have public sex. Yeah. And she wanted you to tie her up? I'm surprised you didn't get arrested if somebody called the cops. You would have.

The only time I tied her up was when we were in the woods. That's the only time.

Do you think that deer are watching you going, what the hell?

Oh, I think there's more than just deer. Maybe all the animals were watching like, oh, my God, what are these guys doing?

Thanks, John, for the call. Madeline would like to talk to Kevin. What would you want to say to Kevin?

I was just going to say I have some bedchamps, and they are a lot of fun to use. I've never used them on anybody else. But, yeah, you can buy them on Amazon for, like, $15.

What are the bed straps meant for? Because they're not meant for sex, are they?

They're to, like, tie you up in a way. So, like, you can use them over your headboard, under your headboard. You can put them under your mattress and have it, like, four-by-four style, like legs and your hands.

I thought you were calling to see if I wanted to participate with you.

That's what I was learning. That was very directed.

The offer is there.

Oh, let's go. Put her on hold, Lydia. Oh, my God. Zach's like, wait a second. It's my birthday.

What a good friend you are, Zach.

Zach's sharing his birthday cake. Seth, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Good. How are you doing?

We're doing good. Wish Zach a happy birthday. It's Zach's birthday today.

Oh, happy birthday.

Thanks, bro. Appreciate you. What's going on? We're talking about the kinky kink.

Well, I just want to tell you about when I was a lot younger, my first girlfriend wanted to tie me up, so I let her. and then she started telling me that she's a tiger and started scratching my chest really bad and then she poured wax on me. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Did you like it?

I'm not even going to lie.

I was kind of into it. You could hear the smile in your voice like you were reminiscing about happy thoughts.

Oh, my God.

It was good times. I'll tell you what.

That's one of those ones where it's like, oh, my God, where is she going to go now? And then she ties you up and starts scratching. I'm like, wait a second, I can't even defend myself.

No, I was, like, bleeding everywhere. It was wild. But, yeah, thanks.

Thank you for the call. By the way, there's one last birthday surprise for Zach. We brought some rope in. We're going to tie you up. We're going to tie him up. He's going to be here Monday. He's going to be all weekend long.

The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

Ten hours on my feet, traffic, noise, everybody needing something from me. My head is spinning, I just need the world to stop for one second. But then I get home, shoes off, phone out, and I open Modo Casino. Hundreds of slots, classic table games. It's my instant reset. The variety I want and the quiet I need. Modo Casino is a social casino. We're prohibited. No purchase necessary. Visit Modo.us for more details. Download the Modo Casino app today. Must be 21 plus.

Modo Casino. America's social casino. Badly fun seafood. Passion on a half shift. Badly fun seafood. Best on the coast. Fresh seafood platters, baked, broiled, and served. Family fun seafood at the original oyster house. Simply Southern Seafood. Nothing's better.