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The Lace Thong
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The Lace Thong

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May 29, 2023 | 00:12:19 | Leisure

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It's showtime!

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Mojo in the Morning Show. So, your kids were partying at a park. Well, not partying. Or playing at a park. I guess, well, yeah.

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Four, nine, and five.

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And there's a lot of P's in this thing. Party, park, panties. Yes. The case of the park panties.

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So one of my really good girlfriends, her name is Jess, invited us to her house the other night. And she actually lives in my neighborhood. So we rode our bikes over there, myself, Wes, my fiance, and then Lucy and Smith. And she has some kids and some other neighborhood kids came over and we sent them all down to the park at the end of her street so we could eat dinner and have a cocktail in peace. And the kids love doing this. They love getting to be on their own. It's right at the end of the street. Well, a little while later, they come home. It gets dark. They all come back, you know, as we told them to do. They were all dying laughing, all these little kids. And one of the little boys, who was the last to walk up to my friend's porch that we were all sitting on, showed up with a stick. And there's something dangling from the stick A black lace thong They found it in the grass at the park Picked it up with the stick and decided to bring it home and show all of the parents. Why is there a black lace thong in the grass at the park?

00:05:08 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 1:

I don't want to know. Well, I think we know. I think, if anything, we know because we've done six on sex for many, many years on this show. And we've always found out that when we ask the question of, have you ever had sex in a public place? The park is always the place.

00:05:23 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, it's so funny. Smith had a handful of dandelions. This kid shows up with a black thong.

00:05:28 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God, winner. I think he wins the prize of prizes that you get at that. Do you remember when you were a kid, Mike, and you would go out and play with your friends and you would find something that you weren't supposed to find? Like you would find like something that was like either discard and it became your cool thing that you would keep in your little stash of things, you know?

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Yeah, I think I found a Swiss Army knife, which wasn't that big of a deal. But at the time as a kid, you're like, oh my God, you know how many things I'm going to do with this Swiss Army knife?

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Yeah. Yeah. But that's a winner right there, right?

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Like I would expect the kids to find Empty alcohol bottles Or like beer cans or whatever But a black lace

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Oh yeah you're telling all your friends

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What's going on it's Mojo in the morning I'm going to give away the Naughty Moms Night Out To Christina and I want to ask her that question Christina we're doing Naughty Moms Night Out And you're a winner you're going to be with us Congratulations

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Thank you

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Awesome. That's a week before my birthday.

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Awesome. And how many kids do you have?

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I have three.

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Oh, wow. How old are they?

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My son is about to be seven, and then I have a nine-year-old daughter and a 13-year-old daughter.

00:06:45 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 1:

Okay, so your seven-year-old son goes to the park with you and your friends, like Shannon did with her friends, and comes home with the thong. What are you doing? Are you quickly grabbing those things like every mom probably would?

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Yeah, for sure.

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What do you think? Do you think that it was a thong off at the park for somebody?

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Someone definitely was doing something they shouldn't have been.

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By the way, who discards their thongs, though?

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Like, they're expensive, aren't they? They're expensive. Yeah. It was probably more than that. I think poor decisions were made, and I don't think it was intentionally left behind. That was probably a forgotten item.

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Did you look to see if the thongs had any remnants of...

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Oh, stop. What? Absolutely don't continue that sentence.

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Duty.

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Oh, no.

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We did not examine them closely. That little boy was told to go put them in the garbage can by the garage.

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No, I have actually duded myself and thrown my underwear.

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No, no, we're not taking this conversation here.

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Honestly, Christina, do you think it was from something sexual or something duty? What were your thoughts?

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Probably sexual because it was in a park and that's a common place.

00:07:55 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Have you ever had sex in a park? God, no. Who's had sex in a park? The sex in the park thing is bad because you're potentially going to get yourself brought up on charges. Like, I'd rather, if I'm going to do a public sex, I'm not doing it in a place where there could potentially be kids because that's where you get yourself big-time felon.

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And the thing about this park is everything's out in the open. There are no tunnels or anything. and part of the park backs up to a quiet neighborhood and the other part of the park is like on a busier street. Not a busy street, but definitely a busier street where there's always cars.

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So you're saying that there's no hiding spot to do it.

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There's no hiding spot in that park. Nope. There's no like big tree. There's none of that.

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Yeah.

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New gray game. Sex or duty though. That is a great game. That is good.

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By the way, do you remember when you were a kid and your friends would say, okay, yeah, what do you got? And I remember specifically a kid, Phil Sherman was a guy that I went to school with, Phillip Sherman. And Phillip Sherman brought his sister's underwear to show us, you know, guys, I want to show you guys something. And he pulls out underwear and we're like, oh, my God, look at those. And then when he goes, these are my sister's underwear.

00:09:14 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 4:

We were all like, did you ever bring Aunt Pat's underwear to school?

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No, I never did.

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Well, who does that?

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I don't know. It was weird. One of the guys was so excited about it, though, because you're a kid. You're a teenage, or not a teenage kid. We were probably pre-middle school. What are you, 9 years old, 10 years old, 11 years old, something like that?

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I'm a tween.

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The excitement level of having the underwear.

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He's got your first pimple. He's got your panties.

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Mojo of the Morning. We're going to do six on sex here in a second. Shannon, just moments ago you were talking about the park painting, the mystery of the thongs that were found in the park.

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by your children, yours and your friend's children. Lynette, what's happening?

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Well, I lost my virginity at a school park.

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Oh, gee.

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And then the guy took my underwear and hung it on his rearview mirror for a while. Classy guy.

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How did you feel about that? Was it degrading to you, or was that proud? Was that a proud moment?

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I mean, I felt proud at the time, but that was 20 years ago. So now that looking back at it, I'm not so happy about it.

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Yeah, no, that's funny. You think he still has them, by the way? Yes.

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I don't know, but I hope not. That'd be weird.

00:10:53 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 9:

So wait, 20 years ago. So how old were you when you lost to Virginia? um 15 so 15 years old so this guy's walking around he's like some 35 year old dude walking around that's weird he's a pocket full of panties he's got yeah i hope he doesn't still have them

00:11:10 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 3:

because that would be really awkward it's like some put some lotion on the skin like here's my box of panties it's like concert tickets i hold on to memories by the way and thank you for the

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call by the way for calling us up this one reminds me of when i was a kid and we would hang with our friends um and shannon i think that you said smith might have one of these 248 says i my kids when i was a kid i had a metal detector and we would find all kinds of stuff at the school uh parks

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yeah oh i need to have them bring it to the park that's a safe thing because you will not find

00:11:43 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 9:

the panties that way you'll you'll just find the metal stuff not the vodka nothing

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could you imagine you find other things that these are my chain mail panties

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nicole what's going on hi i was just calling in uh i work next to a park and i took my break over there one day and i got out and i'm like looking on the ground and i'm like what is that and it was literally a pair of maroon panties oh geez must be a thing yeah and i mean it is a kid's park it has you know a cruise ship on it or whatever for them to play on so it's crazy how

00:12:18 - 00:12:24 | Speaker 4:

do you use your underwear i'd be more afraid of getting stuck like in a tube you know what i'm

00:12:24 - 00:12:38 | Speaker 9:

saying like yeah uh hopefully just don't get it hopefully they're doing it in the car and then just throwing them out the window and not doing it on the kids no they're definitely doing it just keep your panties by the way do you feel weird about letting your kids now play on the

00:12:38 - 00:12:44 | Speaker 5:

playground equipment that's there knowing that this is a bit more cautious i bet gross to begin

00:12:44 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 9:

are you that mom that wipes everything down i am not oh yeah i have boys yeah no yeah but think

00:12:51 - 00:13:02 | Speaker 4:

about that bridge right that the kids run across that kind of bounces almost like a water bed you get a little motion and they all should help you out um yoshi uh what's going on it's mojo in

00:13:02 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 2:

the morning all right so let me tell you guys something have you guys ever had sex in a high school partner never no no so i had no choice i had no money back then i was going from hotel to motel to to whatever you uh want to call it how many people you have in sex that you're going

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hotels than motels.

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I was a hornball back then, right? And I just had to find a place where it was like very, very dark. And I was like, you know what? My high school has a dark parking lot. Let's just go there.

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What happened?

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Did you get busted? Yeah, so a cop came and And it was just one hell of an awful night. I told him what the problem was. I told him what the problem was. And he's like, well, here's a $500 sign for being nude in public. But after that, I was like, damn. So I just made her pay it.

00:14:15 - 00:14:22 | Speaker 9:

You made her pay it. By the way, it would have been cheaper just to go to that motel, wouldn't it?

00:14:22 - 00:14:31 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, but a $500 fine versus like $50 a night at Red Roof Inn.

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That's a lot of nights of getting laid.

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But I had a clean car. But I had a clean car.

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You had a clean car. All right. Thank you, Yoshi. I appreciate that. Classy guy.

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