So one of my really good girlfriends, her name is Jess, invited us to her house the other night. And she actually lives in my neighborhood. So we rode our bikes over there, myself, Wes, my fiance, and then Lucy and Smith. And she has some kids and some other neighborhood kids came over and we sent them all down to the park at the end of her street so we could eat dinner and have a cocktail in peace. And the kids love doing this. They love getting to be on their own. It's right at the end of the street. Well, a little while later, they come home. It gets dark. They all come back, you know, as we told them to do. They were all dying laughing, all these little kids. And one of the little boys, who was the last to walk up to my friend's porch that we were all sitting on, showed up with a stick. And there's something dangling from the stick A black lace thong They found it in the grass at the park Picked it up with the stick and decided to bring it home and show all of the parents. Why is there a black lace thong in the grass at the park?