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The Lemon Squeezer Fail
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The Lemon Squeezer Fail

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March 31, 2023 | 00:07:08 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. Did you ever go to Target and you buy something that you think was meant for one particular thing only to be corrected by somebody? It's KP. Where's she at? She out in the hallway doing videos? Yeah, she's coming. She told a story to us. That was so cute. KP, adulting goes to Target. You ended up buying something, and then you realize it wasn't for the right thing, KP?

00:02:33 - 00:02:41 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know. I get stuck in the $5 section at Target. I don't know, Shannon, if you know what I'm talking about. Oh, we love it. I get stuck in every section.

00:02:41 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 5:

Used to be the dollar spot, but then inflation. It is now. It's like $3 and $5.

00:02:45 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, the $3 and the $5. And I found the cutest jewelry tray. I was like, oh, my gosh, it's so cute. It's got little grooves in it. It's got a little place. Oh, the center is kind of big. I don't know if a ring can fit on this right here. And so I've been using this in my room for the past, I don't know, like five weeks. Little jewelry holder. And I don't know why it took me this long to realize it. But I looked in the center, and I'm like, it kind of looks like the inside of a lemon, like a citrus-y thing. It's a citrus squeezer. It's literally, it belongs in the kitchen.

00:03:26 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 5:

You've got a juicer, and you thought it was.

00:03:28 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 2:

I've got a juicer.

00:03:29 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 4:

And you've been putting your jewelry in it?

00:03:31 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 2:

Yes. So I obviously haven't used it to juice anything.

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Multiple purposes.

00:03:35 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 2:

I know, and I feel ridiculous. I'm like, I've been literally, like, if anyone has come into my room, they look over at a tray of rings that's sitting in a lemon squeezer. and it's like what weird stuff do you have that's multifunctional but it's also kind of embarrassing

00:03:50 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 4:

I have done the same thing at Target where I bought something that I thought was a trash can, a waste can like for the bathroom and I hated the one that we had in the bathroom only to find out that the thing was for like a salad it was like supposed to put a salad did you notice that it's not like cylindry it's like more around like a salad bowl and it was like one of those you know salad bowl or salad holders

00:04:12 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 2:

That would be like the fanciest trash can.

00:04:15 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 4:

Well, honestly, when I looked at the trash cans, they all looked like the one that I was trying to get rid of. So that was the problem. I would tell you when I bought the, remember the little mini Christmas tree that lit up for Christmas and I brought it in that one time? They would tell you that I walked up to the front of the store with that at Target and walked up to the front and they couldn't find the price tag on it. And they were trying to figure out why they couldn't find a price tag on it. Turns out it was the display. the manager of the target was dying laughing so much with that whole thing um so uh kp doing a little adulting around uh the place so are you still using it for that or do you

00:04:57 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 2:

now use it as a citrus no i i

00:05:00 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 13:

have a lemon squeezer why would i need another and it's so like why would anyone get one of those little tray ones yeah squeeze the lemon on top just get the normal clamp yeah yeah way easier um i feel i'm feeling an adulthood at the moment so we're gonna just yeah everyone just give me a

00:05:18 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 12:

pat on the back what's up chery judgmental about your juicers there too yeah i've never used a

00:05:22 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 5:

juice or either. So I'm like, wow, look at you. Cheryl, what's up?

00:05:27 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 3:

Hey, I use a noodle spoon as a back scratcher. I have one next to my back and one in my car. Smart. You have it in your car. I think that's better. I like it. And in my car. Yes. You know how you always get that itch in the middle of your back?

00:05:41 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 6:

That's actually a great idea.

00:05:43 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 5:

That's awesome. You're welcome. It is actually probably better.

00:05:46 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 12:

The back scratchers are so tiny. That one has a lot of prongs on it. That's so genius. is it is awesome there's i will never go back to a regular back stretcher go to the dollar store

00:05:56 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 5:

and stock up i have a buddy of mine that has one of those leaf blowers in his car to clean his car out and it's not the little teeny one like remember they look like utah smith has that

00:06:07 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 2:

little teeny one i love that thing it's the big one the guy has a big one your car in two seconds

00:06:11 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 5:

he puts it in the back of his of his truck he has a um an uconn or whatever it is and he puts in the back and when he wants to clean out he turns the thing on and goes and he says it cleans the cup holders and everything else

00:06:25 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 9:

it'll be a tornado of trash and clothes she was going to donate one day

00:06:29 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 5:

she turns from Target do you pull up to the car wash and do you ever get the full service one and you have to apologize to people

00:06:41 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 2:

no they will tell you to I say don't even open the trunk because stuff will just spill out

00:06:47 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 5:

It will just come right out of that thing, huh?

00:06:49 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 2:

I try to clean. If I'm doing that, which I don't do very often, I try to, like, take a few things out so they don't think I'm a disgusting human being. Rochelle? Yeah. Hey, what's up?

00:06:59 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 10:

Hi. So my aunt, she loves wearing those, like, scarves, infinity scarves. And she came over wearing one one day, and she kept saying she loves it, but it's just so big and so long. She took it off, and I said, oh, my God, it's a table runner. Where did she get this? how did that happen she said she bought it at Kroger and I said then more than likely it is a table runner and then I pulled out one and I said look look at the material and like the little gold that they put in it oh my god that's the greatest story

00:07:32 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 5:

so

00:07:34 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 10:

we always say oh do you need more table runners

00:07:37 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 5:

does she still use it for that or now that she knows what it is she doesn't use it still a scarf good for her Morgan

00:07:44 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 11:

hi um yeah so my husband and i we use one of those silicone like large ice cube molds as a

00:07:52 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 5:

place to hide our key for our safe in our house wow that's like that's not a bad idea little

00:07:58 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 11:

hiding spot there if you see it in the freezer you don't suspect it's anything but an ice cube and it's easy to open when you're in a pickle trying to get into the safe fast yeah no that's

00:08:07 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 5:

actually a good idea i know people that do like hide money in their freezers uh gail hey if you Good morning. Good morning. If you don't have the noodle spoon, what do you use for your back scratcher?

00:08:20 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 4:

I use the toilet brush. I use a toilet brush. One that's just dedicated to that, though. Oh, yeah, it's dedicated to that. I have to label it and make sure that it's a good one.

00:08:34 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 5:

There's always that chance, though. That's a good one, too, though. Yeah. Somebody used it? Yes.

00:08:40 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 4:

Kind of like the cleaning toothbrush. Yeah, you have to make sure that you paint it like pink or something. Make sure it never gets to that bathroom.

00:08:48 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 8:

You know, I was in Home Depot once when a guy came up to me and said, do you need help with anything? So I picked up the toilet brush. He said, I'm looking for one of these, but softer, because I've been using this one to scrub my butt crack, and it's just really rough on your skin. And he just looked at me. Oh, my God, it's so good. I'm making a joke not realizing someone's actually done it.

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